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174186 No.47069   [Reply]
Where did 2014 go?
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>> No.50475  
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Joke's on you, I'm not marriedu
>> No.50483  
Man, fuck those asshole horses in the frigid outskirts.
>> No.50501  
/projects/ sure is depressing.
>> No.50506  
Life sure is depressing.
>> No.50531  
I sure wish the spambots would stop trying to sell me nikes

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20519 No.42567   [Reply]
The other thread is on autosage.
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>> No.50382  
2013: Takuya Nagaya, 23, from Japan, started to slither on the floor and talk about becoming a snake. His mother took this to mean that he had been possessed by a snake demon and called for her husband, 53-year-old Katsumi Nagaya, who spent the next two days physically beating his son in an attempt to exorcise the demon, ultimately killing Takuya.[106]
>> No.50452  
Do you know why humans hate? Why we have the capacity to hate things? Lunch. Lunch in an office is why we hate. We as a species developed this destructive, dark emotion generations ago, probably even in our proto-human, simian form. And it was all leading us towards the day when we would be working in an office and noon would roll around, then we'd head to the lunch room, open the fridge, and see that some fucksack of pig puke had stolen our goddamn sandwich and pudding and we had no lunch that day. And the hate that started to fill your empty belly had purpose and direction. Your hate will drive you to exact some kind of revenge upon the shitheel lunch thief. A revenge that would be sweeter than any lunch.
>> No.50472  
Ok, well that was interesting for sure. I'm abridging it a bit because I'm tired.
So I showed up at her house a little bit before she said she'd be back. It was a cold day so I was waiting outside for a bit.
Anyway, we went inside after she put her bike away and she blushed a bit and asked if I was ready. She laid down on her bed shirtless with her spats on, I checked if she was ready, then dove straight into her crotch, I pressed my face in fairly hard. She was kind of embarrassed and sort of squeezed her legs together, which pressed against my face. I spent probably a good 10 or 15 minutes absorbing her scent; I'd describe it as a sweet musky smell, I haven't really smelt anything that I could compare it to.

She asked something like "Does this seriously arouse you?" when I stood up - she probably noticed my pants - I sort of nodded my head and she laughed at me, then flipped over and patted her butt. I placed my head there again, and she sort of pushed against me with her legs, pushing me further in. She laughed a little at me while we were doing this. She read some pages of a novel, but got bored of it and put it down. Same scent as her crotch. I finished up and gave one of her cheeks a kiss and she gave me a surprised expression, but then it just melted into a smile. We had some coffee and biscuits then I left a short while after. She said I should come over again next week.
>> No.50480  
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>> No.50510  
Beaches are beautiful when they’re empty. Most of the beaches we rode over were desolate, white surf washing over dark sand, full of the solitude I look for in nature. I finally was able to put my finger on the one nagging thing that I’ve always disliked about the beach: the presence of the American family.

Well, not just any family: the mother, fat thighs in an ugly swimsuit with saggy cleavage showing, smoking or reading pulp fiction, tanned to an orange crust. The kid, screaming, flailing—in agony or delight?—with bad hair, the bottom half of his face stained with chocolate ice cream. The father with a pot belly that I don’t want to see, back hair that I don’t want to see, sitting in a lawn chair with a can of light beer in his hand and thinking, “this is life!”

You take away the American family and all that remains on the American beach is surpassing beauty.

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20944 No.50324   [Reply]
i wish there was a board somewhere with good quality shitposters and decent traffic so i could shitpost in an enjoyable real time fashion amongst my peers.
i used to like that a lot when it used to exist, seems like a shame that its gone.
inb4 its still there because it isn't
inb4 ppl accuse me of shitposting stupid ass threads because i'm on drugs or just retarded
inb4 OP can't inb4
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>> No.50328  
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If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.
>> No.50331  

If wishes were wings, horses would fly.
>> No.50333  
But gnfos is still alive.
>> No.50343  
If wishes were fishes we'd all castanets
>> No.50345  
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38106 No.44308   [Reply]
In these troubling times, one institution still stands.
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>> No.47503  
Oh, then I've been banned again.
Okay thanks.
>> No.47505  
What did you do?
>> No.49948  
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Get the hell in here
>> No.50282  
Back in the days when I had Flash installed I'd play with this thing once in a while.

However for security reasons I cannot install Flash on any of my computers. Tis a sad fate.
>> No.50299  
Why don't you just emulate flash on a Linux box inside a multi-layer firewall? As long as you're using quantum logic, it's essentially risk free.

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55723 No.50097   [Reply]
What makes life worth living?
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>> No.50182  
I'm going to learn to love.
>> No.50184  
Is that something you learn though?
>> No.50186  
You don't need love to be happy.
>> No.50189  
>>50186 >>50184
The Beastie Boys told me I could learn to love life, and then it would feel good to be alive.
>> No.50220  
Sexy anime girls.

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43152 No.9880   [Reply]
/photos/ meetup.
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>> No.49941  
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Me on the bottom left, with the blue hair.
>> No.49956  
Me in the middle sucking on the most 偉い人.
>> No.49974  
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>> No.49977  
All of us other girls hate you because you're so full of yourself, but we can't say anything because of your superior position. It's very awkward.
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41520 No.50000   [Reply]
Why do ero artists seem incapable of drawing certain chest sizes? It seems like the only choices are 'completely flat' or 'massive blobs of fat, how do their backs survive that?!'. Characters with small breasts are reduced to complete flatness in porn, and characters with moderately large breasts suddenly become completely huge in porn.

Kobeni is a good example of the latter. She clearly has a relatively large chest, but when you look at fan art, it seems as if they grow bigger the less clothing is covering them.

Does nobody understand the charm of non-huge breasts anymore?
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>> No.50088  
Please do not post any more lewd breast pics of my wife, thank you!
>> No.50089  
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Not a problem, well, it won't be anyway.
which one is your wife, Anon? I need to know so I don't post her.
>> No.50090  
Your wife is a town bicycle that spreads her lewd pictures around the internet. What did you expect?
>> No.50092  
His wife isn't real, you dork
>> No.50110  
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Now those are some fine breasts.

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182569 No.5659   [Reply]

This is a photograph with a special history to it.

It was posted at wtfux.org in late 2005, sometime around August or September. Then, on the 9th of September 2005, it was saved by somebody and used as a wallpaper.

That same person later went on to make a popular flash animation, "monsquaz.swf", using this picture as a background in one of the scenes. If you've ever seen "monsquaz.swf", you may recognize this picture.

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>> No.49912  
Good choice of thread to bump, in my opinion.
>> No.50039  
What a fucking retarded bot!
>> No.50042  
What did it say???
>> No.50043  
it was a bunch of links w/ <a href= > around them
>> No.50051  
That is pretty dumb, is there any website whose comment section doesn't strip HTML?

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59333 No.18389   [Reply]
Does /bun/ like cute 2D girls?
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>> No.47075  
Hating your creations is part of creating something, as your parents would know. You wouldn't remove your NEET kid because the cops might not like it, but removing your shitty (from the artist's perspective) past works only takes a few clicks, and is an attractive option when you hate your shit. It's a bit like deleting your shitty post on an imageboard some time after making it when you realize you were wrong.
>> No.47077  
I don't think any proper parents hate their children, no matter how much of a failure they become (I don't mean becoming a mass-murdering terrorist or anything extreme like that), so you can't really compare those two.
>> No.47087  
Trust me, I know all about hating ones own work. But, we're talking about stuff that in some cases has been up for years, and has good ratings and a decent number of bookmarks. Some work even being stuff that made it into the rankings. So, of course they deleted it because they didn't like it for some reason (unless some other factor was in play), but it's like they had a sudden crisis.
>> No.47096  
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Everyone changes, and gets embarrassed when shown things they made in the past. I can empathize, but it's still terrible when stuff I enjoyed looking at gets deleted.
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( > ヮ<) Cute, not pedo!

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178629 No.49928   [Reply]
How does one cure laziness?
>> No.49929  
Are you so lazy you couldn't even be bothered to post on one of the existing threads? Might as well just curl up and die out, at this rate.
>> No.49930  
I could post it in the 'short thoughts' thread, but then either it would derail the thread or people wouldn't be respond because that would derail the thread.
>> No.49935  
"Short thoughts" is a thread without rails, though...
>> No.49936  
Yeah, but why doesn't Aya update the home page?
>> No.49937  
This thread was already derailed by >>49936, so I'll paste something I found amusing here:

>The police need your help in apprehending the notorious "Akron Pooper."
>In a state that had already produced one “Poopgangsta,” Ohio cops are trying to identify the man for responsible for defecating on at least 20 vehicles since 2012.
>As seen here, the suspect was photographed Tuesday by an Akron city worker who set out to determine who had pooped on his 34-year-old daughter’s car seven times in the past four months.
>Police in Akron--previously best known as the birthplace of LeBron James--note that while the subject was photographed as he hovered over the hood of a 2004 Dodge Neon, he has also smeared excrement on door handles and even entered unlocked cars and pooped inside.

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