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37660 No.50488   [Reply]
It's going to be hilarious redirecting everyone here 10 years from now when it finally gets bumped off page 1.
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>> No.50588  
>>50584
And nobody posts in it. QED
>> No.50593  
I like cute
>> No.50597  
>>50584
Oh man, I'm really close to being out of the male target audience for Precure too. What happens then?
>> No.50599  
>>50597
You become a wizard. Sometime in the next few years, Toei's secret agents will take note of your developing magical powers. They'll track you down, kidnap you, and take you to their secret Precure facility. They'll bring in a cleverly constructed body double and arrange an apparent suicide to cover up your disappearance, just in case anyone would even notice that you're gone. Once you're in the facility, you'll never be allowed to return to the outside world. This is where they keep all the old washed up Precures. You'll be forced to breed with them and teach your daughters the ways of magic. If they're successful enough, they might become part of the next generation of Precures. No one knows for certain what happens to the failures, but there are rumors that Toei commissioned hundreds of child-sized plastic boxes similar to those used by FEMA. If the Precure you're assigned to gives birth to a boy, don't expect to see him for long. Male children take decades to develop their magical powers, so they are covertly switched with normal babies at hospitals around the world. The unsuspecting parents often support the leech they believe to be their son well into his 30's before finally kicking him out. Because of their innate magical powers, these future wizards often have trouble integrating with normal society, even though they're unable to manifest them. Quite conveniently, this means they can disappear without being missed should Toei decide they are needed to continue the line of Precures.
>> No.50947  
>>50499
You already failed.


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263655 No.50520   [Reply]
It feels like /photos/ has been deader than usual for a while now.
It's May 2015, how many of you faggots still lurk here? Post here to let me know you're alive.
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>> No.50540  
>>50538
Can't wait for the day when we finally get to rise from our graves and devour the flesh of the living.
>> No.50561  
>>50520
>faggots
Please stop using homophobic slurs. You're not 12 anymore.
>> No.50563  
>>50561
F A G G O T
>> No.50566  
>>50563
Tsk.
>> No.50575  
>>50561
How do you know he isn't 12, shitlord? Agephobic remarks will not be tolerated.


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174186 No.47069   [Reply]
Where did 2014 go?
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>> No.50475  
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>>50468
Joke's on you, I'm not marriedu
>> No.50483  
Man, fuck those asshole horses in the frigid outskirts.
>> No.50501  
/projects/ sure is depressing.
>> No.50506  
Life sure is depressing.
>> No.50531  
I sure wish the spambots would stop trying to sell me nikes


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20519 No.42567   [Reply]
The other thread is on autosage.
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>> No.61640  
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Todes-Drama um Kitzventure-Anwalt Herwig Frei: Grausamer Selbstmord in Innsbruck!
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Erst vor wenigen Monaten hatte die aus den Medien bekannte erfolgreiche Venture-Kapital-Firma Kitzventure aus Kitzbühel Klage auf Schadensersatz am Landesgericht Innsbruck gegen die Anwaltskanzlei Greiter Pegger Kofler & Partner eingereicht, in welcher der jetzt getötete Herwig Frei als Anwalt arbeitete. Nun der spektakuläre Selbstmord! Ein Schuldeingeständnis!

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>> No.61769  
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>> No.61825  
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>> No.61848  
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20944 No.50324   [Reply]
i wish there was a board somewhere with good quality shitposters and decent traffic so i could shitpost in an enjoyable real time fashion amongst my peers.
i used to like that a lot when it used to exist, seems like a shame that its gone.
inb4 its still there because it isn't
inb4 ppl accuse me of shitposting stupid ass threads because i'm on drugs or just retarded
inb4 OP can't inb4
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579404
If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.
>> No.50331  
>>50328

If wishes were wings, horses would fly.
>> No.50333  
But gnfos is still alive.
>> No.50343  
If wishes were fishes we'd all castanets
>> No.50345  
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>>50333


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38106 No.44308   [Reply]
In these troubling times, one institution still stands.
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>> No.47503  
>>47246
Oh, then I've been banned again.
Okay thanks.
>> No.47505  
>>47503
What did you do?
>> No.49948  
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70521
Get the hell in here
>> No.50282  
Back in the days when I had Flash installed I'd play with this thing once in a while.

However for security reasons I cannot install Flash on any of my computers. Tis a sad fate.
>> No.50299  
>>50282
Why don't you just emulate flash on a Linux box inside a multi-layer firewall? As long as you're using quantum logic, it's essentially risk free.


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55723 No.50097   [Reply]
What makes life worth living?
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>> No.50182  
>>50180
I'm going to learn to love.
>> No.50184  
>>50182
Is that something you learn though?
>> No.50186  
>>50182
You don't need love to be happy.
>> No.50189  
>>50186 >>50184
The Beastie Boys told me I could learn to love life, and then it would feel good to be alive.
>> No.50220  
Sexy anime girls.


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43152 No.9880   [Reply]
/photos/ meetup.
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>> No.49941  
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Me on the bottom left, with the blue hair.
>> No.49956  
>>49941
Me in the middle sucking on the most 偉い人.
>> No.49974  
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>> No.49977  
>>49956
All of us other girls hate you because you're so full of yourself, but we can't say anything because of your superior position. It's very awkward.
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41520 No.50000   [Reply]
Why do ero artists seem incapable of drawing certain chest sizes? It seems like the only choices are 'completely flat' or 'massive blobs of fat, how do their backs survive that?!'. Characters with small breasts are reduced to complete flatness in porn, and characters with moderately large breasts suddenly become completely huge in porn.

Kobeni is a good example of the latter. She clearly has a relatively large chest, but when you look at fan art, it seems as if they grow bigger the less clothing is covering them.

Does nobody understand the charm of non-huge breasts anymore?
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>> No.50088  
Please do not post any more lewd breast pics of my wife, thank you!
>> No.50089  
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>>50088
Not a problem, well, it won't be anyway.
which one is your wife, Anon? I need to know so I don't post her.
>> No.50090  
>>50088
Your wife is a town bicycle that spreads her lewd pictures around the internet. What did you expect?
>> No.50092  
>>50090
His wife isn't real, you dork
>> No.50110  
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>>50036
Now those are some fine breasts.


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182569 No.5659   [Reply]

This is a photograph with a special history to it.

It was posted at wtfux.org in late 2005, sometime around August or September. Then, on the 9th of September 2005, it was saved by somebody and used as a wallpaper.

That same person later went on to make a popular flash animation, "monsquaz.swf", using this picture as a background in one of the scenes. If you've ever seen "monsquaz.swf", you may recognize this picture.

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>> No.49912  
Good choice of thread to bump, in my opinion.
>> No.50039  
>>50037
What a fucking retarded bot!
>> No.50042  
>>50039
What did it say???
>> No.50043  
>>50042
it was a bunch of links w/ <a href= > around them
>> No.50051  
>>50043
That is pretty dumb, is there any website whose comment section doesn't strip HTML?


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