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No.22892   [Reply]
Some friars wanted to do more for their flock but their vow of poverty, simple lifestyle and lack of gainful employment meant that their supply of available funds was, to say the least, meager. Nevertheless, they put their collective heads together and came up with the idea of opening a small florist shop. They reasoned that they could grow most of the flowers on the church grounds, and what they couldn't grow, they could likely pick from the surrounding countryside.

As you can probably guess, everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God and their little business flourished. So much so that the rival florist across town thought the competition was unfair. He asked the good fathers to close their little shop, but their flower business was providing them with much-needed funds for their good works and they refused. He went back time and again, finally begging the friars to close. By this time, they had tired of the florist's constant whining and they ignored him. The florist even asked his mother to go and ask the friars to get out of the flower business, but they ignored her, too.

By this time, the florist was nearly backrupt and in desperation hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and most vicious thug in town, to "persuade" the good friars to close. Being a man of few morals and even fewer religious convictions, Hugh had no ethical problems with his assigned task and promptly gave the friars a thorough beating and trashed their store. He departed with a stern warning that he’d be back if they didn’t close the shop. Terrified, the friars did so immediately, thereby proving that only Hugh can prevent florist friars.
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>> No.22900  
A giant panda escaped from the zoo in New York. Eventually, he found his way down-town and walked into a restaurant, where he found a seat at an empty table. The maître d', being a native New Yorker figures he's seen stranger things than this so he sends over a waiter to take the panda's order. In due course the panda's meal arrives and he eats.

After he finishes his dinner he stands up, calmly pulls out a gun from God-knows-where he had it hidden, and blows away several customers and a couple of the waiters. Then he turns around and walks toward the door.

Naturally, the maître d' is horrified. He stops the panda and demands an explanation, at the very least.

The panda says to him, "What do I look like to you"?

The maître d' answers, "Well, a giant panda, of course."

"That's right," says the panda, "Look it up," and he walks out.

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>> No.22905  
Dearest creature in creation
Studying English pronunciation,
I will teach you in my verse
Sounds like corpse, corps, horse and worse
I will keep you, Susy, busy,
Make your head with heat grow dizzy.
Tear in eye your dress you'll tear,
So shall I! Oh, hear my prayer,
Pray, console your loving poet,
Make my coat look new, dear, sew it!
Just compare heart, beard and heard,
Dies and diet, lord and word,
Sword and sward, retain and Britain.
(Mind the latter, how it's written).
Made has not the sound of bade,
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>> No.22909  
"Hiccough" is actually a misspelling of "hiccup".
>> No.22970  
Das machine is nicht fur gerfingerpoken und mittengrabben.
Ist easy schnappen der Sprinngwerk, blowenfusen und
poppencorken mit spitzensparken.
Ist nicht fur gewerken by das Dummkopfen. Das rubbernecken
sightseeren keepen hands in das Pockets.
Relaxen und watch das blinkenlights...
>> No.22993  
The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop and says, "Can you make me one with everything?"


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187948 No.21999   [Reply]
So, you guys watching season 2 of MLP?

How are ponies going to defeat the evil Discord? And where do you think he hid the elements of harmony?
>> No.22000  
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I wouldn't say Discord is evil, he's just the embodiment of chaos and, well, discord. Without the lack of a moral choice you can't really call his actions evil. Plus he has behaved as more of a trickster than anything.

I'm hoping that given his lack of understanding of the (ugh, I can't believe I'm typing this...) the magic of friendship, he's underestimating Twilight's attachment to the mane six. Even if they keep behaving that bizarrely, she will keep being friends with them and break down the brainwashing.
>> No.22006  
Oh fucking hell no
>> No.22011  
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There's nothing evil in the entirety of Equestria and going by the prior episodes, the big bad of the week will eventually be befriended later or they're just some neutral element that really doesn't care. IT'S JUST A BIG MISUNDERSTANDING, GUYS.

As for Discord, I really think he's a cool guy and everything he does is just him being silly. It's not like he's out there to ruin your day. He just happens to ruin your day (Pinkie Pie has a blast though)! As for defeating him, I'm pretty sure Twilight will bring everyone back to normal and together with the "power of friendship", they'll take him down and turn him back to his statue self. Unicorn magic, perhaps. He's too strong not to. I wouldn't be surprised at a Princess Luna-type ending, but it's a bit hard to imagine that Discord would turn into Harmony.
>> No.22972  
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8 year old ponies, dude.
>> No.22977  
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You said it man. Nobody bucks with the Jesus

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>> No.60898  
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549088 No.9211   [Reply]
Females that sing with honesty and character, although not always perfectly. Points lost if it's in English, all other languages welcome.

Divas and idols need not apply, please.

Singer-songwriters are nice and all, but if I wanted to listen to Joni Mitchell I would listen to Joni Mitchell.


A favorite of mine for the past couple years. Very innocent, enjoyable music. Not always together. Stop-and-smell-the-roses tier.


Album to start with is probably Tan-Tan Therapy [MF: mnmam41tdyg]. I was introduced on Totemo Aimasho [MF: mhkdqkjhtzo] (that was me), and To Do First remains as one of my favorite tracks.
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>> No.17276  
I have been enjoying the fuck out of EGO WRAPPIN' recently.
>> No.17372  
Hey, this is pretty much amazing.
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>> No.17965  
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Boris - Attention Please

Boris with Wata on the mic throughout. I'm not too hot on it, but most people seem to think it's the best of this year's releases. Definitely enjoyable, but not in the kick-you-in-the-face awesome way I was hoping. Find some time to sit, relax and chew on it.

>> No.22904  
I uploaded this a while ago and don't remember the reason, but sure why not bump this thread.


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250267 No.22857   [Reply]
I love you all so I translated this for you.
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>> No.22893  
I really do not understand monster girls, the current boom they’re going through, or people who are fans of them. You’re all crazy.
>> No.22896  
But where is the porn?
>> No.22898  
Thanks for all the positive feedback!

It's strange isn't it? At least it's been catching on slightly in the doujin scene lately. It seems like I still have to wait a long time for my moe-moe monster girl slice-of-life series though.

>> No.22901  
What is this increase in monster girl popularity people are talking about? Their popularity seems to be about the same as it's been for awhile. Nice work anyway, I've always been kind of turned off by this artist though.
>> No.22903  
I suppose it is the interest in Vanadis releases and then the success of Monmusu Quest that's being referred to. From what I understand, Monmusu Quest was popular with Western communities outside of the usual nukige crowd. I will have to assume that those communities were less full of monster girl veterans which means much of the exposure and hype/excitement was to/from new fans. As far as a boom in material production goes, I think that's been the case the past few years with most fringe fetishes.

Also, thanks OP. I accept your gift and your feelings.

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207821 No.22539   [Reply]
Let's have a thread about programming!
>> No.22541  
use LWP::Simple;

my $url = 'http://anidb.net/perl-bin/animedb.pl?show=anime&do.random=1';
my $content = get $url;

@lines = split(/title/g, $content);
$title = substr($lines[1], 23, -5);

$content =~ /(http:\/\/anidb.net\/a[0-9]+)/;

print "Try watching: $title | $1 \n";
>> No.22554  
use strict;
use LWP::UserAgent;
use CGI qw(:standard);

my $url = "http://renai.us/special/all";
if (param("category")) { $url = "http://renai.us/category/" . param("category"); }
print "Content-type: text/html; charset=utf-8

<html><head><title>Ren'Ai Archive : Random Game</title>
<link rel='stylesheet' href='renaius.css'></head>
<!-- Sanakan 9/14/2011 <3<3<3 -->";

my $lwp = LWP::UserAgent->new;
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>> No.22611  
use LWP::Simple;

sub getGel {
my $url = "http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=dapi&s=post&q=index&limit=1&tags=" . $_[0];
my $content = get($url);
if ($content =~ /file_url="(.+)"\sparent/g){
return "Here you go butt, $1\n";
} else {
return("Sorry but couldn't manage nowt like\n");

print getGel($ARGV[0]);

#my regex doesn't look 1773 enough, I'll fix it on my other putar
>> No.22847  
More importantly what is that image from OP?

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116841 No.22801   [Reply]
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>> No.22812  
OK, ampersands in image filenames are allowed again.

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>> No.22816  
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Wow. I think you need this.
>> No.22817  
Wasn't an SQL issue.
>> No.22820  
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No.22781   [Reply]
Google "Do a barrel roll".
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>> No.22805  
Doesn't work with FF3.6, which is the last FF browser that I've gotten to work with 4chan+
>> No.22806  
Doesn't work with IE or FF9 for me either. Oh well.
>> No.22815  
"z or r twice" also works.
>> No.22849  
FF9? Are you from the future?
>> No.22856  
FF9 came out 11 years ago, bro.

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292834 No.16115   [Reply]
>easymodo ghost mode

Good night sweet prince.
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>> No.22742  
I get the impression that he doesn't want to go into detail about it.
>> No.22762  
Is AyaS going to make a new archive? We obviously need more /jp/ archives.
>> No.22766  
Who would want to archive that shithole?
>> No.22768  
Even the /bun/ archive is incomplete because FUCKING JONES
>> No.22769  
There's a large amount of useful information buried there, links etc...
I still went to the archive regularly after I stopped browsing /jp/.

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83953 No.21767   [Reply]
11 years after the previous true Kirby console game (14 if you count the last Kirby console game that was actually any good), we're finally getting a new true Kirby console game.

Anybody looking forward to it? I hope we're finally getting something like Kirby's Dreamland or Kirby's Super Star again.

This screen reminds me of Rainbow Resort, but we'll never get a stage like Rainbow Resort ever again ;_;
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>> No.21792  
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>something like Kirby's Dreamland
That would be sweet; although I like basically all the Kirby games (including the spin-offs), the very first game still remains my favorite (although I'd call The Amazing Mirror the "best" one).

Not sure what the knock on Epic Yarn is though; other than the fact that being unable to die made boss battles completely irrelevant, I thought the game was really fun--especially with two players.
>> No.21798  
Wait, I said Dreamland? I meant Adventure...

>Not sure what the knock on Epic Yarn is though; other than the fact that being unable to die made boss battles completely irrelevant, I thought the game was really fun--especially with two players.
The problem is that it wasn't a Kirby game. It had Kirby's name and Kirby as protagonist, but other than that it had nothing in common with the Kirby games. It was just a completely different game. People expected a Kirby game and got a completely unrelated platformer. I didn't like the new game, but I can imagine there are people who like it - as a stand-alone game. It just doesn't fit in the Kirby series at all.

As for 'fun with two players' - almost every game is fun with two players, even the most horrible of games. That's because it's fun to play games with two players, not necessarily because the game itself is good.
>> No.21928  
Oh wow, I didn't know you could emulate the newer consoles. Will this run on an e8400 with a 7900 gt?
>> No.22698  
Just played the first world of the new Kirby, and it's every bit as good as I hoped. Go play it.
>> No.22700  
I'm probably gonna wait for the inevitable Christmas sales to pick the game up. I've already downloaded it though so I'll probably try it this weekend.

Glad to see that opinions of it thus far are so positive. Can't wait to try it out.

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