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286108 No.55157   [Reply]
OK Aya this is for you.

Go here and register /bun/.

Put the following into the page header (in the file that generates page templates, forget what it's called, been years since I saw wakaba source).
<script src="https://www.google.com/recaptcha/api.js"></script>

This goes in the template where it adds captcha, in place of the one currently in wakaba
<div class="g-recaptcha" data-sitekey="$RECAPTCHA_SITE_KEY"></div>
(define RECAPTCHA_SITE_KEY and RECAPTCHA_SECRET_KEY that you got from the link)

And then in the function that makes posts, you need to get the cgi parameter "g-recaptcha-response".
It should only have alphanumerics, _, and -, so do a quick check for others and throw an error to avoid shenanigans. match /^[\w-]/
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>> No.55197  
99% of spam is thread creation as far as I've been able to see. Even just improving the thread creation captcha would cause a HUGE reduction in spam.
>> No.55199  
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You can do it, Aya, we believe in you.
>> No.55214  
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post crow sluts
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>> No.55274  
Fuck Google.

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35922 No.55257   [Reply]
People are being poisoned,infected,numbed,crippled and balded by the shampoo,beverages and food.
>> No.55258  
You didn't really think this through, did you?
>> No.55259  
How is ti sad people want their waifus to be, y'know, pure? Aya Hirano is a ****ing **** who betrayed her fans, her carer should be over, she's a liar. We know shes probably not a virgin, but, her ****ing job said she had to pretend to be a pure woman. She deserved everything she got. Think it like this, your wife of many years turns out to not have been a virgin when you first had sex, and had actually had sex with many different guys sometimes at the same time? Wouldnt you feel betrayed. I know I would never forgive her, I could never look at her again.

You people don't understand because you don't think like us. We have nothing in our lives, our waifus are the only thing keeping us from blowing our brains out. We don't want to be out in the normal world, we dont like our women being dirty ****'s, we want them pure and loyal. You just wouldn't understand, much like how I dont understand you people.

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>> No.54606  
vore is "kuso"
>> No.55226  
why would you do this to me, boner
>> No.55232  
why would you bump this, retard
>> No.55234  
To get a kick out of responses from people like you, most likely.
>> No.55236  

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145874 No.15461   [Reply]
Let's find our Jungian personality archetype!

Here's my result:

Introverted (I) 69.7% Extroverted (E) 30.3%
Intuitive (N) 54.76% Sensing (S) 45.24%
Thinking (T) 81.82% Feeling (F) 18.18%
Perceiving (P) 58.33% Judging (J) 41.67%

Your type is: INTP

INTP - "Architect". Greatest precision in thought and language. Can readily discern contradictions and inconsistencies. The world exists primarily to be understood. 3.3% of total population.
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Introverted (I) 96% Extroverted (E) 4%
Intuitive (N) 76% Sensing (S) 24%
Thinking (T) 67% Feeling (F) 33%
Perceiving (P) 79% Judging (J) 21%

50%, just as expected.
>> No.54982  
I'm sure they have changed/added some questions.
>Minorities who pose some kind of social threat should be monitored.
>Immigration should be tightly controlled.
>Some cultures simply don't mix well.
>A country should not care as much about foreigners as it's citizens.
>People shouldn't live in a country they don't want to entirely integrate into.
>> No.55176  
Introverted (I) 91% Extroverted (E) 9%
Intuitive (N) 64% Sensing (S) 36%
Thinking (T) 50% Feeling (F) 50%
Perceiving (P) 81% Judging (J) 19%

I swear I used to be INFP, seems times are chaning..
>> No.55177  
Those sure aren't on the MBTI.
You'd have to be a real slimy little communist shit twinkletoed cocksucker not to agree, though.
>> No.55181  
I always get INFJ.

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98728 No.7889   [Reply]
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can
call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!!
thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^... im 13 years old
(im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind
(im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its
SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random
ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make
alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!

DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe...toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,

* ~t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m~*
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You say what. About Chaika? Chaika, graduated top of class. Chaika Seals. Involved, lots of raids. Secret raids! Hero-fighting! Over 300 exploded breads, confirmed! Chaika, trained in eyebrow warfare. Top wizard. Entire Chaika armed foces! You, nothing but another bread. Chaika, cook you out. Precision, never seen before! Mark Chaika's words. You, get away? Think you can? Say stuff over Internet. Think wrong! Secret saboteur network, contacting! Right now! Your house, being traced. Storm, coming! Brace! Storm, wipe out you! You, little. You, pathetic. You, dead. Kid! Chaika, anywhere! Everywhere! Can drive car, over 700 ways! Just with Chaika hands! Chaika, trained in unarmed cuteness. Also, access to entire coffin! All of Chaika's dad, parts. Chaika, use. Full extent! You, miserable! Wipe bum off face of continent! You, should have known. Unholy retribution! Clever comment, bring down. On you. Held your tongue, should have. But, couldn't. Didn't. Pay price. Baka. Chaika, super angry! All over you! You, drown in hugs! Kid. Smothered.
>> No.51117  
Anybody got the one where Mokou violates Kaguya? I don't want to search through the old four chan folder.
>> No.52528  
But why, you may ask, did I write all this out? Why go on this rant? Well, a friend asked me to find a good Magi S2 torrent for him since he couldn't find any. I found this release on AnimeBytes that looked good but it wasn't on Nyaa, so I decided to just reupload it here, but I couldn't do that with a clear conscience. Releasing something upon the public with atrocious filenames like the original release had would be a crime against humanity. But there was a problem with doing that - a small little detail hidden deep within the depths of this site's rulebook that ended up throwing a huge monkey wrench into my plans:

>Orange entries: Torrents must be marked as remakes if any of the following applies to the release:
>Reupload of original release using non-original file names.

This release is not a remake, and yet it must be marked orange as to comply with Nyaa's rules. It will get a bad name - I will get a bad name - even though it is not a reencode of any kind. People will laugh at me in the streets. "Look at that Xavier guy," they'll say. "I heard he uploaded an orange release on Nyaa. What a loser. Kimochi warui."

And that I cannot take idly. This is injustice. I fix the broken filenames of the original release, and I must mark this torrent orange as a result? What a travesty. How can the mods call themselves seigi no mikata (TL: allies of justice) when they are enforcing broken, bigoted rules like these? Well, I will not stand for it. Maybe I alone cannot change the rules of Nyaa, but with the help of everyone it may be possible. My hope is that this essay will spark a fire in the hearts of Nyaa commenters and users everywhere. Just as the great Martin Luther nailed his theses to the door of the All Saints' Church in 1517, nearly five hundred years ago, sparking the Catholic Reformation, I will post this torrent description to Nyaa in the hopes that a similar revolution will take place. Viva la revolución! Down with Herkz! Down with Nyaa! Down with Xythar! (Daiz is cool though.)
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>> No.54167  
I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it 'the terminator'. First I crouch down in the shower in the classic 'naked terminator traveling through time' pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.
>> No.55007  
/pol/ I want you to understand why we hate you.
We dont hate you because what you say is "offensive". Remember where the fuck you are, we are each about 1 click away from watching women with 12 inch cocks fucking each other. And at one point this site even had guro and loli boards. Oh my god you said nigger! This totally shocks my unenlightened sheeple mind.

No, we hate you because you are the new furfags. You see, the problem with furfags, wasnt that they jerked off to furry shit, it was that they were so fucking obnoxious about it. Everything had to be made furry. Every forum avatar had to be a fursona. They had to constantly broadcast the fact that they were furfags to everyone, and when this was met with derision, they doubled down on their effort. They labeled the rational reaction to their faggotry "fursecution" and actively set out to be the biggest faggots they could possibly be to combat it.

Stormniggers are exactly the same. I have yet to see a single board on this site that doesnt regularly have off topic derails about niggers or jews. Always with craftyjew.jpg and A Wyatt Mann cartoons. It doesnt matter how off topic it is, /pol/ users cant help but broadcast the fact that they are stormniggers.

What does the average IQ of blacks have to do with this thread? I mean, really what does it add to the conversation about the movie? Jack shit. All it does is send out a big loud signal to everyone in the thread that LOOK AT ME! I AM SO RACIST! YOU SHOULD BE OFFENDED!
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261014 No.38088   [Reply]
Let us talk about our dreams.
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>> No.52893  
Eh, not really an orphan though? I forgot to include some details: the place felt like a tower, even though I never quite saw the outside of it, and when I mention hidden places to hide the toys alot of them were hidden drawers in places like support beams and electrical sockets and what not.
>> No.52895  
You were adopted.
>> No.52914  
Whatever you say, mister anon.
>> No.54419  
I was back in my final year of school, literature class. There was some new teacher I'd never seen before, talking about some kind of "important" story telling device. I couldn't focus well enough, and he was too fast for me to keep up with writing down notes. He then mentioned that he would collect our collection of notes to be graded, the final grade for the year. Mine were full of gaps, and at some point I felt that I was about to fail and have to repeat the year anyway.
The scene shifts to another class, different composition of students and teacher. Apparently we had to prepare some kind of story in advance over summer break or something. I had completely forgotten about it, uneasily looking around and catching glimpses at other people's stuff. Then some kind of audio book starts playing, and I realize it's another student's story. It begins with music; a friend of mine grins at me, briefly looking at that student, then saying it's some anime song. The narration begins, and the recording quality is professional, his voice sounds fantastic. It is somewhat stream-of-consciousness, in a space setting. The ramblings, musings and feelings of the protagonist as his starship is approaching his destination, either a station or small planet, draw me in. I sit there, and I have nothing. I hope that maybe I can score a good grade by giving a well-phrased review of the thing, as the class is supposed to, and that this can be drawn out long enough that I will be skipped.
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I somehow ended up with Saori in a room. After a while we ran out of things to talk about and then she leaned back, gave me smug smile and asked what we could do now. I stood up, went over to her and kissed her right on her mouth. She went awawawawa and said "I only want Mako under my skirt".

Fuck you Mako you cockblock.

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74760 No.52556   [Reply]
Old thread reached the bump limit.
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looks like the thread is in autosage. Somebody should do something about that.
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324456 No.50547   [Reply]
Summer is coming~

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>> No.54646  
I want to inseminate Izayoi Sakuya
>> No.54652  
the cp spam never ends
>> No.54654  
It's all we have left.
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Nobody's watching.
I can cool free image host now.
>> No.55182  

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160509 No.54484   [Reply]
Why is Jones so fucking autistic?
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That's just the way he is.

We only tolerate him because he isn't fucking the site with ads to get jew shekels on the side.
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we were wrong, and we are sorry.

please stop flooding /general/ with cp pls.

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