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338059 No.12534   [Reply]
I was around since the 'Dont mess with football' incident. That is all.
>> No.12535  
So, 2006? And?
>> No.12536  
Newfag. I found 4chan like 11 years ago, and /jp/ was my first board.
gb2/b/ or /a/ or something, kiddo.
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285511 No.12451   [Reply]
Let's write a story together! The rules are very simple: Every poster adds a short section to the story (it can be as small as two lines or a complete wall of text), and every section ends with a mid-sentence cliffhanger ("after some consideration, I decided to...", "however, we were interrupted by...", "when I looked behind me, there was...", etc). Of course, you can't continue your own posts, otherwise you'd be writing alone. Bonus points if you also post a fitting picture with the text. There are no other rules, anything goes. I'll start:

...I'm walking through a dark forest. Rain pours down on me, and branches cut my arms as I make my way across the endless expanse of trees. I don't know what I'm doing here, or how I got here in the first place. All I know is that I'm in a forest, and it's dark. Hence the whole 'dark forest' thing.

After walking past countless trees (just where am I going?), I see something on the ground...it's a ring. I pick it up and feel that something's engraved in the ring, but it's too dark to see. Putting the ring in my pocket, I start walking again.

Soon afterwards, I see something in the distance. It's...a clearing? I move towards it, and as I reach the clearing, I see...
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The cabin is certainly of modest size, but what I can see in the dim light appears very well maintained. Walking through what seems to be a small garden, and then past a large, neat stack of split wood, we enter through the door that opens soundlessly. Darkness envelops my vision as I step inside.

I hear her continue to walk to the far end of the room. A whine of metal, and then a gentle glow emits from the space next to her. Kneeling, she selects pieces of wood from a pile next to the stove and places them carefully to feed the coals and coax them to flame.

Finished, she looks at me with concern showing in her smile. I realize that I am shivering. Radiance and promise of warmth makes my numb limbs begin to ache with the desire to thaw. I make my way towards the fire. She steps away with a small piece of kindling, one end lit. As I huddle next to the stove, catching its heat as best I can, another source of light appears over my left shoulder. A small lamp, sharing space with her beret on a side table next to a tidily made bed.

I sit beside the stove, listening to the angry noise of rain falling against the roof. Another sound, rustling, comes from the right side of the room. I reflexively turn, and see her removing her wet clothes. After taking off her drenched dress, she leans down and places it on the side of a tub in front of her. Bringing her hair over one shoulder, she begins to wring it. Her naked back glistens in the firelight. I become conscious of my own state, and that of my pocketed chemise. I look down at myself to see my skin showing through the soaked fabric, my nipples visible as two faint circles. Although it is sodden, I am vaguely hesitant to part with it. I decide...
>> No.12516  
I decide to destroy this accursed world.

For a long hours memory of the past centuries consumes my tired mind. Again and again I remembered how children of Adam killed, tortured, and consumed my people. Again and again I remembered my world dying in flames. Again and again I remembered that everything I lived for was destroyed.

I woke up. I felt like I was forgetting something.
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Was all that happened just now just a dream? What was that dream all about, what did it mean...? I can't clearly remember. I should just forget about it and continue my day.

I stand up from my bed and walk out of my room, but.........as soon as I open the door, ...a dark forest appears in front of me.

Rain pours down on me through the doorway as I feel my pockets...the ring I picked up earlier...is still in my pocket.

I...
>> No.12529  
I decide to leave the ring with my first and second cousin, twice removed, before I leave the cabin. Picking up my coat from the hanger by the door, I step out into the rainy night. As I leave the cabin, an old traveling tune springs to mind.

The road goes ever on and on...

After traveling for a few hours, I notice a faint light in the distance. It flits between the trees, moving like a child prancing in a field. I decide to...
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...walk towards the light.

...

...

...

I open my eyes. I seem to be lying on the ground on a rocky mountain path.

...what was I doing just now...? ...how did I end up here...?

I stand up and look around. Below me is a dark forest, behind me is the mountain, and other than that I can only see the mountain path.

...it seems it's about to start raining. I decide to start moving, as I will get cold wearing only my white chemise.
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413111 No.12533   [Reply]
I would only utilize my penis as a psuedo tea cosy, bare with me if you will, the mental thought sounds somewhat disgusting but bare with me fellow anonymice.
Indeed, I would J-J-Jam it in! But I wouldn't be able to bring myself to move my hips at all, no, I would only tease Louise slightly, stroking her cheeks untill her already redend cheeks begin to glow with embarssement and joy. With my other hand I'm already reaching down her tiny, slender frame, reaching her twitching Vagoo and gently rubbing away untill she whimpers underneath me.

Then as Saito turns round the corner I acknoweldge the better man.
I have kept the wench warm for you, sire.
I will say, acknoweldging my duties were only to keep Louise real for a real man, a man with a slap that would rival Bright Noa (RIP old friend, RIP). I would watch, pOnOs aching to be with them, screaming out words of encouragement attempting to meld mine into their own.

If I were lucky, Saito would lift her thighs up giving me a full show, and knowing Saito's new found GARness, he would offer to me her rear access port to dock in, as a thank you for reving up the Jail Bait's engines for him.

Saito is a real man! *Tear of joy*
>> No.12537  
Not hot enough to be fapfiction, and not funny enough to be copypasta. What name shall we give this text?
>> No.12538  
>>12537
shit


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185231 No.12532   [Reply]
http://www20.atpages.jp/vkzakuro


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243562 No.519   [Reply]

Are you using any kind of spam filter?

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>> No.12379  
David Sowerby is a cunt
>> No.12381  
So who wants to go grab a hamburger after this?
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...anyone? (´・ω・` )
>> No.12437  
>>12385
Just ate half a hamburger my mother left, and I plan on making myself a sandwich later on instead of a real meal when I start getting hungry again. My diet is shit-tier.


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4044 No.12387   [Reply]
Bunbunmaru downtime is one of the signs of the apocalypse.


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25078 No.7858   [Reply]
Post some fucking cats in this thread.
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This used to be my cat's waifu. That little one under the plant is their offspring.
>> No.12366  
>>12361
Where is she now, and where is your cat?
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>>12361
No idea, we didn't get along very well. She never let us pet her but still stayed in our backyard and ate the food we gave her. My cat adopted her as a kitten after both his mother and our oldest dog died, and made her his bride when she was old enough. Living the dream, etc.

Don't know where my cat is either. It disappeared a few weeks before we moved out of the house. In the end, we couldn't take any of them with us because they didn't want to leave. The kitten was adopted by a neighbour, it seems.
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Posting my cat in a cat thread


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62336 No.12358   [Reply]
4chan died.
>> No.12359  
Hmmm? What is this 4cham you speak of?
>> No.12360  
And nothing of value was lost.


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223551 No.12251   [Reply]
Dumping the first volume of the greatest manga series of all time.
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267957 No.11901   [Reply]
How moe are you, /bun/?
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What a strange question to ask someone. Moe is something that you project on outsiders. You can try to focus on yourself from an outsider's prospective, but there's still a lot of bias that's against you. I mean, sure you can try to recreate a being based on some of your more topical characteristics, but that's really not quite you.
>> No.11909  
People always seem to be either scared of me or inexplicably drawn to me. I don't think its moe though more along the lines of the same sick fascination you might have for a terrible car accident.
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people like me because im small and cute. Truthfully, people ask me out all the time, i'm just too shy to say yes o-o
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Apparently, I look pretty GAR. I get bothered a lot at work about a resemblance to Adrian Paul or similar media figures.

I usually just smile a bit, or awkwardly say thanks. Not sure if I'm really happy about it. People always end up thinking I'm many years older than I actually am.
>> No.12200  
I'm pretty awkward in everything I do. If I was a girl I would be pretty high in the moe scale.


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