>> | No.16435 File: Thirteen_Assassins.jpg -(38.1 KB, 300x423) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. I just came home from watching 13 Assassins, and I feel that no movie can compare to this.
It's two and a half hours long, but it felt like about one hour.
The story is basically that in the middle of the 19th century, a senior government official decides that the younger brother of the Shogun, a man who rapes and kills at will, must be murdered before he rises to higher status. To do this, he hires a legendary ronin, who then assembles a team of twelve followers to kill the Shogun's brother.
The first three quarters or so of the movie are gruelling to watch, and almost made me squirm out of my skin. I won't spoil it, but it is gruesome and cruel like nothing I've seen before.
Then comes the bros, who are such good bros that I felt attached to each one of them. I couldn't remember their names, sure, so they were to me "long bro", "young bro", "spear bro", "monkey bro", and so on. But even so, they were all the world to me. They were more than people, they were heroes and ideals.
After the team is assembled, the movie just sucks you in like a nuclear powered vacuum cleaner, and doesn't let go until the very end. I mean, I sat with my legs crossed for over an hour, and I didn't even feel it until the movie was finished.
I couldn't have watched this if it hadn't been for the annual film festival, which also showed me "The Illusionist" (very good and interesting), "Neds" (better, and very, very interesting), "Rubber" (disappointing, but with some laughs, and nice concept), and "Top Floor Left Wing" (brilliant, fascinating, and very French).
I strongly recommend everyone to go and see it, as it is definitely one of my favourite movies of all time. I don't care if you like Japan or samurais or whatever, just sit through it, and you'll be rewarded.
And hurray for archaic Japanese! |