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5404 No.15310  
That feel when you can't get over your coca-cola addiction because the caffeine withdrawal symptoms are just too much to handle.
>> No.15312  
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I don't have a coca-cola but several other addictions.
>> No.15343  
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What about coffee?
Same amount of caffeine, tastier and healthier as well.
>> No.15345  
>>15343
I tried coffee. It just doesn't do it for me. My body thinks it can only get energy from Coke now.
>> No.15348  
>>15343
how the hell is coffee more healthy than coke?
>> No.15353  
>>15348
Have you ever wondered why Coke comes with a smile? Because it gets you high. They removed the cocaine almost 100 years ago. Why? It was redundant.

* In the first 10 minutes: 10 teaspoons of sugar hit your system. (100% of your recommended daily intake.) You don’t immediately vomit from the overwhelming sweetness because phosphoric acid cuts the flavor, allowing you to keep it down.

* 20 minutes: Your blood sugar spikes, causing an insulin burst. Your liver responds to this by turning any sugar it can get its hands on into fat. (And there’s plenty of that at this particular moment.)

* 40 minutes: Caffeine absorption is complete. Your pupils dilate; your blood pressure rises; as a response, your liver dumps more sugar into your bloodstream. The adenosine receptors in your brain are now blocked, preventing drowsiness.

* 45 minutes: Your body ups your dopamine production, stimulating the pleasure centers of your brain. This is physically the same way heroin works, by the way.

* > 60 minutes: The phosphoric acid binds calcium, magnesium, and zinc in your lower intestine, providing a further boost in metabolism. This is compounded by high doses of sugar and artificial sweeteners also increasing the urinary excretion of calcium.

* > 60 minutes: The caffeine’s diuretic properties come into play. (It makes you have to pee.) It is now assured that you’ll evacuate the bonded calcium, magnesium, and zinc that was headed to your bones as well as sodium, electrolytes, and water.

* > 60 minutes: As the rave inside you dies down, you’ll start to have a sugar crash. You may become irritable and/or sluggish. You’ve also now, literally, pissed away all the water that was in the Coke. But not before infusing it with valuable nutrients your body could have used for things like hydrating your system, or building strong bones and teeth.

This will all be followed by a caffeine crash in the next few hours. (As little as two if you’re a smoker.) Want to know what happens after that? Check out what happens to your body after you drink a coke, every day for a long time.

Coke itself isn’t the enemy here. It’s the dynamic combo of massive sugar doses combined with caffeine and phosphoric acid, which are found in almost all sodas. Moderation, people!
>> No.15357  
I've never gotten an energy boost from pop, or soda for you dirty Californians. I used to drink it like crazy but now all it does is make my mouth feel disgusting. Flavored water, tea, and coffee are all I drink anymore.
>> No.15358  
>>15357
>soda for you dirty Californians
I'm not Californian, and the only people I've ever heard say pop are old and senile.
>> No.15377  
>>15358
pop is a largely midwestern america term. Its all people say around here. I was always perplexed when my east coast relatives would visit and ask for soda.


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