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The old thread is auto-saging, so here's the new one.I wish I closed the horizontal window before the rain. The floor might be ruined.
max payne 3 doesnt work anymore. finally my curse has been lifted
Sometimes when I reply to a thread I get scared of someone responding to my post but at the same time I really want a reply.
>>28900Okay
I hate myself and I want to die
With /jp/ trying to get on track, I wonder if it's time to go back and try to drag the disillusioned posters from back then.
We should have a /bun/ meetup in /jp/.
its weird how society has just accepted that politicians are huge liars. like romney laid his "I LOVE THE SOUTH I AM ONE OF YOU MMM CATFISH!!!" fake persona on a little too thick and the primary criticism for it is that he tried too hard, not that he was being totally dishonest. like if he could just lie a little better it would be okay
I can't wait to put those shelves back up! The movie set boxes take up too much space needed for TV shows.
Do I fear tomorrow?
It's weird to have my television on my floor instead of my desk. I really wish I could burn mkv DVDs so that I can store anime without hard drive space.
i guess obama is gonna be president for another 4 years
I just can't keep my hands off my dick.
>>28925i actually kind of want romney to win anyway because he will undoubtedly attack iran at some point and maybe we will have ww3 kicked off
faithful tepig 2 was fucking garbage. such a disappointment
I wish they'd just animate Shaitane Badi instead of letting Urobuchi Gen make original stuff. That's a really good book, that is.
Another day, another rejected application.
very shocking news today, someone in america shot some people
I really should stop being picky about what I start doing and just do stuff. It's better than sitting around and doing nothing, really.
I need to pee and I don't want to get up.
crickets sound really relaxing at night but annoying during the day
fucking windows
Why is /bun/ so dead?
>>28973Some are probably starting school again, and while I can wait for two weeks, we have been getting good weather for the first time since July 3, so I've been making myself useful.
>>28974I also feel like I'm killing /bun/. ;_;
>>28975Don't worry, it's a joint effort.
>>28974I'll be on call from the 20th until 31st of August! I feel free again!
I would like to flip a table in real life some day.
I've started thinking about the future, as in the far far far future... I keep thinking that eventually, everything that I own will be useless and irrelivant, and what if they have a virtual reality or something? Then I'd be boned. What would I do with myself?
>>28980I have no idea why my computer posted that twice. Sorry.
>>28981You can delete posts here. Click the checkbox next to the post and use the 'Delete' button on the bottom right of the page.
I feel like killing puppies. Does anybody want to kill puppies with me?
>>28983I will kill you, kisama!
>>28983You are the worst type of human!
>>28983REPORTED.
the UK is invading ecuador
>>28996Just because Assange is there?
>>28997Yep. They seem to be backing off a little now but they were seriously considering storming the ecuadorian embassy to get him, which would be an act of war.
>>28996>>28997>>28998They're going to revoke the building's embassy status, which will be effective a week after they announce the revocation. It will still be a severe diplomatic insult, but not nearly as severe as invading the embassy, and it's legal to do so.
Allowing subjects in replies would be useful, especially for things like the news thread.
this game pisses me off!
Even though I just came I'm still so hard~
Oh man, I left the window open while I was out shopping, and when I came home, a cute spider had made a web in the window opening. If I close the window I'll destroy the web, but I can't keep my window open forever.What to do, what to do...
>>29021crush the spider with your hand
>>29027then eat it
>>29029But he may need his hand again someday!
I need to burn anime on these DVDs, but my PC's acting up. Kuso!
I have some compressed air so I can clean out my computer, but that'd require me to turn off my computer rather than playing on it.
It worked! yatta!
This is the first time in a looong time I can say "I have nothing better to do". What a wonderful week.
fucking imgur
>>29066What's wrong with it?
>>29067this is like the 3rd time this week it has suddenly decided to not let me upload anything
It really sucks liking anime/cute 2D girls and also hating 4chan/reddit shit. the places that don't tolerate 4chan shit tend to also hate anime, and the places that like anime are full of the "zomg o_0;;;" type of idiots. I feel like I don't belong anywhere
>>29069Did you disable (or update, practically equivalent with its stability) Flash? If that's not it, it might be a cookie problem. Try another browser, that way you can check if it's a problem on your end or on their end.
>>29070You are always welcome here!
My cat is so cute when she is sleeping. It makes me wants to tease her!
>>29075The last time I teased a sleeping cat, it bit me.A cat's ears are serious business.
Oh God, I hate testing things that I designed.Real life has no undo feature, and I can't shift the blame if I break it myself.
Moving to France tomorrow, so excited!If I don't meet someone named Pierre within a week, I'll be sorely disappointed.
>>29073the /bun/ family will always be there for you
I can't stand when people try to talk to me right after I hurt myself. If I've just stubbed my toe and someone asks what happened, I can't be expected to give an answer other than swearing and holding my foot. The fact that it's supposed to be a kind gesture makes it worse, because you sound ungrateful if you commplain about it.
I wonder if they'll ever have DLC for visual novels.
My trash can smells like dried semen and popcorn. I think this means I'm leading a full life!
rip desuchan
>>29188rip in peace you were 2 good for this world
>>29171That's disgusting. Pretzels are by far superior to popcorn.
>>29198for a clown to eat
clint why are you yelling at a chair
>>29205American politics is utterly insane.
>>29212I can't imagine how it must feel to be a non-american and look at all this shit at think "these people control everything. a country where it's actually a debate on whether they should teach creationism or evolution in schools decides the fate of humanity"
>>29219 love it or leave it you commie motherfucker
My stomach hurts!
Initial D 1st Stage was the best stage of all.
If Jonathan Joestar ate a sandwich, what kind of sandwich would it be?A HAMON cheese sandwich, on WRYYY bread.When Jotaro hit Dio, he knocked him into a daze. But what kind of daze? A yare yare daze, of course.
I've found sometimes that if I stare up at the night sky long enough, I find myself feeling like I might fall up into it. It's a terrifying feeling, that feels both bad and good in the way that being scared usually does.
>>29256Adrenaline is one hell of a drug.
sweet dream,s wont comee for me
Abgrund said they would no longer be drawing trap doujins. Time to kill myself
Sunday can't come soon enough, waking up from the neighbours doing it is the funniest.
I wish my attic would stop doing whatever's going on up there.
>>29301I used to hear weird thumping in my attic, like an animal running. It stopped eventually
Paypal emailed me a coupon for sexy lingerie. Clearly this is some sort of sign.
>>29308A sign you should buy some and wear it, of course
>>29309and please post pics
>http://archive.foolz.us/v/thread/154053945/#154058580>154060756Sounds fun,too bad all I've got is an otouto.;_;
My neighbours probably hate me for laughing and shouting with my shrill, gay voice, but I can't help it.Besides, they stink of cheese.
A friend's acquaitance's boyfriend just introduced himself to me, in Paris, with "'Wazzup, I'm Rick."I didn't know Americans actually did that!
I'm drunk and I miss someone and this sucks.
>>29354I'm drunk and never had someone to miss.
>>29355That's for the best, I assure you.
>>29354I know that feel, bro. I was drunk the other night, and I can hardly remember missing a certain person as much as I did that night. It sucked.
I'm not drunk and I don't miss anyone
I'm not drunk and I miss a few people
I miss being drunk
>>29363I still have half a bottle from last night, so I will spend another night drunk.
I can't believe my landlady managed to speed past me and give me a diaspproving look during the half minute I didn't have a shirt on. Just my luck.
Ugh. So somebody requests for a Terraria server to be hosted, and I set shit up so there's a server. I build shit for a couple hours, and nobody joins, not even the guy who asked for the server. Now the server URL is not even displayed anymore.Pricks.
>>29388Well Anonymous, it's your fault for listening to those people. You know who I'm talking about.
Your password must be at least 8 characters long, not longer than 16 characters, contain at least one symbol, two numbers and three capital letters, cannot contain five letters in a row, must include at least one word from Shakespeare's Hamlet, may not contain a day of the week, the current date, a city name, a given name, a family name, or the name of a video game or other work of fiction, may not be typed on a Tuesday, has to submitted in the last 20 seconds of the minute, and cannot contain any pattern that makes it possible for humans to remember. Please re-enter your password.
>>29407All that restriction would actually make it easier to crack.Whose side are they on?
I don't like this guy. He has long hair, dreamy eyes, and he can play the guitar. He probably gets so many bitches.
>>29528who that
>>29528Don't worry, I don't.
>>29559I love you! ANd I'm durnk!
>>29567But do you miss anyone?
The inside of my tummy keeps twitching, it's been happening for days
>>29594you are going to die, I'm sorry
>>29598It's ok, I forgive you.
>>29573Yes.
>>29598Finally!
Not sure if going mad or not, but I dreamt that I went to the Madoka première as Mandoka. It's a big city, so no one would recognize me later. But again, it's being Mandoka.
I just shot a load so hard I could swear I heard it come out
>>29663If you don't hear it regularly then you're masturbating too often.It's fine, nothing wrong with masturbating too often Just take a rest if you find yourself fatigued a bit during the day.
>>29666Is this a circumcision thing? Because I don't hear shit.
For the past few weeks, every night I dream with the same person. I feel like I should have wasted every possible setting by now, but last night the dream was about making pizzas, and then changed to us being some sort of harem owners and I was unable to sexually satisfy that person.This is driving me insane.
>>29663It happens to me whenever I give myself a 36 hour gap (I ordinarily do it 2-3 times a day), or if I've had a particularly intense edging session (2+ hours). >>29666Once I didn't masturbate for three nights/four days. The next two times I orgasmed, I shot so much that it was quite painful.
I wish I went to Japan instead of staying home. I wish I went to Japan instead of fucking Cheeseland. Irish I were drunk, but I'm stronger than that!
>>29756i wish i was dead
>>29763That can be solved easily enough.I was thinking of posting the same thing, but then I thought some bunbun might offer to do me, and I wasn't sure if I could accept.
>>29764i will always be eager to help if you change if your mind
http://www.siliconera.com/2012/09/26/live-action-earth-defense-force-is-hilarious/Pure brilliance.
OH NO CNN BREAKING NEWS IS IT ABOUT THE ELECTION, DID SOMEONE ELSE GET ATTACKED IN THE MIDDLE E-oh the football referees are coming back or something. okay...
I had no problem getting this thing in my ass when I was a teenager, but now it won't fit
>>29783You've been slacking off, man. Better get stretching!
http://archive.heinessen.com/r9k/Well,well look who's got an archive.
>>29786why
If you don't want everything to smell like smoke then don't close the fucking veranda door after smoking with your shitty friends!
oh god my computer sucks so much
One day all the copper and other valuable minerals will have been mined out of the ground. At that point people will begin mining out landfills to extract all the wastefully discarded metals, just like in Book of the New Sun.Every time you throw away your old electronics, they end up in some junkyard. And one day everyone will be scrambling for access to those junkyards, to recycle your old electronics. And on that day the junkyard owners will be rich.
Japan should make an anime about cute girls mining landfills.
Stop appearing in my dreams only to do lewd things to me. I hate the feeling I get when I wake up to an empty bed with my hand inside my pants.
>>29838sorry
I'm having an existential crisis!Waah!
>>29846So am I. I'm in year 5 of it
I'm hoping to get a 3D printer for Christmas (or graduation if that's too expensive) and was hoping for some input from people that have one.I want to get either an Ultimaker,or one of these:http://store.desktopfab.com/3d-printers/bfb-3d-touch-printer.htmlWhich one has a better "resolution" for lack of a better term,and which one has the bigger build area?
Oh god is iqdb broken for anyone else? I couldn't load it since a few days ago. I can't take it easy like this. Not like this. Arrgghh.
>>29874I hope it comes back soon. I'll donate this time, I swear!
>>29867You should print a waifu.I heard about these things two or three years ago, and I still don't know how they work.
>>29876You can't print figurines, they're way too detailed. Look at it like normal printers; currently we have the equivalent of old shitty black-and-white non-laser printers, and you're suggesting printing a commercial quality poster with it. It takes lots of post-print polishing work to make anything printed look decent, and even then you're very limited in detail.
>>29881Print gigantic parts of a figurine and put them together to make an enormous waifu.
>>29881Print LEGO pieces and make a waifu out of LEGO. To deal with the pixelated look, pretend you're on dial-up.
but can you print dildos with it
>>29886Not recommended. As in, seriously not recommended. Unless you have a fetish for irremovable tiny fragments of plastic embedded in your ass. In which case I'd recommend you to get a less dangerous fetish.
I found like 4 mosquito bites on me today. That's what i get for stepping outside yesterday to help carry in groceries
>>29881Create a faceless snake waifu to avoid any unnecessary detail.
>>29897Same thing happened to me the other day. Now I can't stop scratching.
>>29905It's a symptom of malaria
i wonder if i should spend the last of my second life monies on these cum decals
I finally have a job, but the reason I got one in the first place is no more. I got my first pay yesterday but it felt so void of satisfaction I actually considered asking my boss to let me work for free.
why wont my hands stop shaking
>>29928Don't! This will give you self worth as a human!
>>29928I'd be happy to take your money.
>>29939You'd be happy to do a lot of things for me, it seems!>>29936Don't worry, I changed my mind. I have new plans for this money.
Why am I listening to the /a/ sings album?
*Gasp**Shock!*This tiramisu is really delicious!!
>>29977Aw hell naw, now I wanna get me some tiramisu!
What's the point of posting this long-ass comment if I don't have any relevant cute pictures to attach to it?
>>29983this is where forums have the advantage, because if your av is cute you always have a cute picture next to it!
>>29983inoriteI should get more cute pictures.
God damn it why am I not dead yet
If nobody reads the stories I write,if nobody listens to the music I compose,if nobody plays the games I make......then what is even the point of creating things?
>>29997you can feel proud of your work without having an audience, if you can handle the feeling of dejection
I wish my harddrive wasn't so loud. it didn't used to be
>>29997Generally when you make stuff you have fun making it. If that isn't enough, don't make anything. Alternatively, post them here or somewhere else and people will look then.
>>29997Create an imaginary friend. It works for me.
I wonder if this season of walking dead will be as ridiculously stupid as the last one. I hope so!
>>30023I think my favorite part of season 2 was Shane taking Rick "out in the woods" to secretly kill him (with a loud gunshot), then it turns out they were within spitting distance of the farm the whole time. That and many other things made it seem like the characters are literally retarded, and if they act smarter in S3 I am going to be disappointed.
Aah...why can't I just say what I want to say without sounding like an asshole? Human communication is so needlessly complicated and inefficient...
>>30027Have you ever considered the possibility that you might actually be an asshole?Wow, you're right. It's impossible to say this without feeling like a jerk.
>>29997Heh, I was about to make a similar post. I know that depressing feeling, but please don't give up!>>29998>>30002For me, it's not just about fun. It's also about improving. You improve by knowing what you did wrong, by getting ruthlessly scrutinized by others, and sometimes, without the help of other people it's hard to see where you mess up. You can say that this is no different than seeking the acceptance of others and should be avoided, but I view it as seeking perfection.
>>30028The problem isn't that I say things that make me an asshole, the problem is that I can't say things because saying them would make me an asshole.
I kinda want to play EVE again, but I just dropped off without saying anything to the two guys I used to run with on Vent about 18 months ago. I had 5 or 6 million SP on that character too ;_;
All intersections have at least two separate traffic lights for each direction.
Why is it that these new fast food menus always taste so wonderful the first time I try it, but taste like crap on all subsequent tries? I swear, this must be some Jewish conspiracy.
>>30046It's called "tolerance".Good news guys, we're having hats for Halloween.
I did well on my midterms, and suddenly I love my life. Happiness!
It's sad getting older and realizing my mother is as dumb as a sack of hammers. When I was younger I used to really look up to her, but now everything she says makes my brain scream
Holy shit, I'm white trash.
>>30053I did terrible on mine. I hate my life.
>>30058Don't feel so bad! You get another chance, don't you?
I don't have midterms because I dropped out! haha i'm so fucking cool ahhahahaha...
>>30064same except i never started school in the first place, so i am even cooler
Why is it that the teenage age group doesnt seem to exist in america anymore. A 14-16 year old isn't a child, yet the media constantly refers to them as such.
>>30067If you act like children, you will be treated like children.Just like when a group of niggers do small scale riots in detriot, they are labeled as "oppressed and misunderstood teens" even when half of them are over 30 and every single one one of them is in a gang.
>>30067They're children, legally speaking.
>>30069A 16 year old is legally allowed to have a job and given a license that allows them to operate a machine that could kill several people if they fuck up. They are not a child
>>30067so they can label more people as pedophiles even though these girls willingly took at least 12 dicks inside them at this point, most of them belonging to older guys, but when some poor idiot is caught with pics of these girls getting stuffed with a meatstick(taken and posted on the web by either herself or her boyfriend) a fucking SWAT team raids his house and arrests him because he is a disgusting pedophile who has dirty thoughts about these pure, angelic, 15 year old children
>>30067They all seem to be 4 year olds from what I gather.
>>30070There are restrictions to what kind of job and how much they can work and etc etc etc, and I don't what they let children do where you live, but we don't allow them to control death machines over here. Anyway, they're children, legally speaking, i.e. according to the law, it's written in some big thick book basically. Go talk to some law people about if you don't like it. It's not me who write these dumb laws.
>>30073> but we don't allow them to control death machines over herecars
>>30071there was actually a case in florida where a teenage couple got CP charges because the girl took nude photos of herself and sent them to her boyfriend
>>30074I know what a god damn car is and you have to be 18 to drive them over here. 18 = RESPONSIBLE ADULT.
>>30075I heard about something like that, but weren't the pictures a year or two old?
The clerk at my Japanese konbini told me that you can't find Hitachino in Europe. I'm almost sad now, I really wanted some owl beer.
I have this inexplicable shoulder pain that really annoys me when I lie down, and no matter in what way I lie down it keeps hurting. I can't sleep like this.Inexplicable pain with no apparent solution is the worst.
I forgot this delicious empanada in my bag all weekend and now I want to eat it because they are so good (and I hardly get to see the seller) but it smells dangerous. How could I forget I had it? I'm such an idiot.
I hope everyone that buys an ipad mini dies
Feeling very clever today. What a nice kimochi~
My farts have been really kawaii as of lately. Can't say I don't like it.
Holy shit I just found out how to give second life characters body physics. Now my tranny has soul caliber tits
I used to have sudden realisations that I had just become a lot dumber, like I'd be walking along and suddenly I'd just know that I'd forgotten a lot of things and was never going to get them back, and that I was a lot worse off for it. It was like I knew my mental condition had reached a tangible point of deteriation. It used to happen with the same sort of frequency, but each time I seemed to care less about it. The first time I was really worried, and then when it happened again I was even more worried that it would keep happening, but then it happened again and again, and I started thinking 'whatever' more and more. Then they just stopped happening, or at least I stopped realising they were happening. I just thought to myself that maybe they've been happening just as often, but I've finally reached a point where I'm too dumb to even know I've lost something. All I know is that I'm sure I never used to be this fucking retarded.
>>30272Maybe you should see a doctor.
>>30275"Hi doc, I think I'm stupider."
>>30272Strangely enough the opposite seems to happen to me. I'll just be doing my thing and suddenly I get/am able to do something that baffled me before. It's like I suddenly leveled up or something.
>>30272I've getting dumber and dumber, too. It bothers me that I was smarter when I was 12 than I am now.
>>30272I wouldn't say I'm getting dumber, but it's ridiculous how bad my retentivity has become.No matter what I learn, no matter how much it interests me, within half a year I will have forgotten it again.
MPC started stuttering today, and it's really annoying both when watching high quality stuff like Precure and more moderate stuff like JoJo's. Reinstalling to fix it.
Holy shit, it's really snowing already. Normally the first snow falls in late November or even mid December where I live.
I wish the subdesu-h site would stop fucking up. there's supposed to be an h-anime with a trap in it and I want it subbed damn it
My roommate is 50/50 brilliant and moronic. I wonder how it's possible...
it's good to be durnk
sono herpes kimochi
Goodbye new york
so sleepy
I guess I want to be happy but I don't know if I want to try to move on and be happy with the way things are now.
There are now phones faster than my laptop.whatafuqman
For some reason I've been feeling like hurting myself all day. I keep unconsciously biting my tongue, stepping on my feet and stabbing myself with pencils. It's making me a little frustrated.
I literally pooped in my pants today by accident. Where did it all go wrong? #YOLO
Google isn't going to allow custom homepage background images anymore. Now how I am supposed to have a big sakuya picture greet me on my computer without my parents seeing it?!
My creative output, charted.Current value for 2012 Q4 is '1'. orz
I really like the Lumia. Too bad with the OS and all.
Saturday Night Live is so fucking bad holy shit
I have to search and apply for jobs if I want to keep getting my welfare payments. All the jobs either suck or are beyond me. This is terrible (´・ω・`)
>>30420go beyond local in your search.Go find jobs within your entire country, that would be pretty nifty, and you just *barely* qualify for.then don't include a cover letter of any sort, and just wait for a letter explaining that you aren't quite what they want for the job.
>>3042095% of jobs sucks, man, just deal with it.
man the walking dead's 3rd season owns really fucking hard
"What are the Rights of Man and the Liberties of the World but Loose-Fish? What all men's minds and opinions but Loose-Fish? What is the principle of religious belief in them but a Loose-Fish? What to the ostentatious smuggling verbalists are the thoughts of thinkers but Loose-Fish? What is the great globe itself but a Loose-Fish? And what are you, reader, but a Loose-Fish and a Fast-Fish, too?"
>>30420Working bad jobs gives you character as a human, and as that builds up, you will find self-worth.
>>>/general/43435I knew this girl looked familiar. Source check reveals that is in fact the same girl.
I wish my mom would stop calling me a communist
Why can't I treat people with as much honesty as I want to be treated myself? If someone thinks I'm an asshole or ugly or mentally ill or what I want them to tell me because I know I can evaluate their opinion and I will even be thankful that they are so honest with me. But how can I expect other people to act that way when I do the exact opposite. Now I thought I was actually behaving the right way for once -- I thought I was doing something good when I told someone that I think they're showing signs of a mental illness, but I feel like such an asshole. What if I'm completely wrong and cause problems for the guy?
>>30462People generally want you to tell them what they want to hear, not what you really think. Honesty is the quickest way to get yourself hated without truly doing anything wrong, especially if your opinion is unpopular.
THANK GOD
Aaand still nothing. Wonder if I'll ever be able to make anything decent again.
>>30450I've fapped to Princess 69 close to 100 times in my life, but still never watched it all the way through.
>>30498I wonder which hentai doujin or whatever I've fapped to the most. I have some ideas, but it's hard to say.
>>30288Great, somebody else subbed it and the trap is only in it for like a minute and has tits for some reason. God damn it (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
>>30500It's probably something from back when you first found out about hentais and doujins since everythign was so hard to find back then.
Sometimes I feel racist because black people never appear in my dreams.
>>30546Sometimes I feel sexist because I only ever dream about sex
What I'm doing to myself can't be healthy, but it feels too good to stop!
I have just downloaded a week's worth of the best masturbatory material I have seen in months.
I dreamt that Remilia french-kissed me throat-deep, and then we almost got married. She can also fly airplanes pretty well.
I can never think of my own short thoughts but always feel the need to reply to the thoughts of others. Why can't I leave them alone?
I'm afraid of posting embarrassing things here because the corrupt mods might identify me by my IP address.
>>3057372.21.81.85
>>30573>>30579What
My health is deteriorating, and I'm doing absolutely nothing about it! I'm such a responsible young man!
Why can't /bun/ have more users
I've been thinking about what one anonymous said a while ago in regards to /v/, that they suffer from"too many mouths and not enough ears." It's probably the most succinct description I've heard of for the state of affairs of almost any large internet community. Anyway, I had some long and involved expansion on the above that was supposed to go here, but I've either forgotten or subconsciously trashed it because my argument was shit.
I wish I could be happy. I look at the GTA5 trailer today and think "that looks cool, but it comes out next year and hopefully I'll be dead by then"
My roommate asked me how many of my manga were for girls. Including those with large fujoshi followings, there were quite a few. Then she gave me this look. orz
When is an action 'productive'?If an action creates something, but that something is of no use, is that still productivity...?
>>30659if somebody else tells you it is
>>30659It's productive if it creates measurable progress towards the intended goal.If you believe there is no goal, chances are the goal is finding a goal.
1) Wouldn't have expected the redneck to have such a fatherly side.2) Putting the whole army incident aside, the gov doesn't seem that bad.
http://www.wikihow.com/Help-a-Female-Child-Provide-a-Urine-SampleThis turned me on more than it should have.
>>30664its funny because in the comic the gov was so ridiculously evil he was like a cartoon character. Well, he WAS technically, but you get my point
why are all the chuu2 doujins in chinese
Time for an emergency supply of diabetes.
My happiness is inversely proportional to the amount of time I spend with Java.
goons are barely a step above tumblr social activists by this point, except when it comes to japanese people or things which they will spew pseudo-racist bile at no matter how minor the reference to these things may be.
I thought I was on /jp/ just now because I misclicked a bookmark. For a moment I thought someone was remaking all of /bun/ threads on /jp/.
why can't I stop farting?!
"Use of this DoD computer system, authorized or unauthorized, constitutes consent to monitoring of this system. Unauthorized use may subject you to criminal prosecution. Evidence of unauthorized use collected during monitoring may be used for administrative, criminal, or other adverse action. Use of this system constitutes consent to monitoring for these purposes."
I had an epiphany today, I think.
im not gonna have time to go through all my pixiv favorites tomorrow, thanks thanksgiving
happy massacre day bun
what am i doing to myself
Occurrences of "I've got a bad feeling about this" in the Star Wars movies:Episode I:Obi Wan - When they enter the federation blockade ship at the beginningEpisode II:Anakin - When they're tied up in the colosseumEpisode III:Obi Wan - At the end of the fighter sequence when entering Grievous' shipEpisode IV:Luke - At the first sight of the Death Star (variant "very bad")Han - In the garbage crusherEpisode V:Leia - In the stomach of the asteroid wormEpisode VI:Han - When the ewoks have them tied up (variant "really bad")
>>30997it's like poetry, it rhymes
Oh my god, that waitress thought I was on a date. NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
>>31004On a date with whom?
>>31009me
>>31012B-but we're just friends! Right?
I wonder if I would get along with a clone of myself... Would we get it on? Would we fight? Would we be bros?
Wow, what a lewd dream. I must be reaching a breaking point in my sexual frustration to be having such dreams.
>>31015I think we would fight then fuck each other. Or the opposite
why does CNN make a news story out of every youtube video that gets over a million views. there's thousands of other things that are more worthy of being reported
Housemate brewed some shroom tea, but she said she didn't really want it and asked me if I wanted to try it.This is going to be first time ever being high oh anything but adrenaline/alcohol/etc.
>>31027Keep us informed.
>>31027shes doing it to embarrass you, because you will probably act like a clown
>>31027You must tell us all about it.
fuwa fuwari
>>31028>>31029>>31030It was quite fascinating. The tea tasted like dirty mushrooms: it is a good thing that I have a cold and didn't really get to smell it all that much. Of about 300 mL that she brewed from ~1.5 g of shrooms, I poured myself a half of it into a cup and she drank the other half.I asked her how long it would take for the effect to kick in and she told me "around 30 minutes". So I went to my room and made that post, scrolled through G+ a bit, and then started watching SAO ep21. I wasn't feeling anything yet, but she knocked on my door and asked me if I was feeling anything yet. Having figured that just staring at the monitor wasn't inducive to tripping balls, I went out into the living room and stared at various objects for a bit. "Naw, I'm not feeling anything"."Hmm, you wanna chew on one?""(w) no thanks. I'll just wait a bit more."So I went back to my room and finished the episode of SAO. By that time I had a very light headache and was also getting the feeling of bloatedness that you get when you're drunk.I went back out to the living room expecting to see a rainbow of colours, but I was disappointed to not find any of that. "Still not seeing any-. WOAH" The carpet in the living room has these cavemen-painting patterns on it; men with spears, moose (?!), crows, etc in off-tone primary colours. First thing I noticed is the length of the spear seem to constantly change, and the rest of the pattern of men (in a tone of blue) seem to fade in and out of the blue (different tone) carpet background.キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━!!!!! I then proceeded to stare at the carpet for 30 minutes.Yes, 30 minutes. It only felt like 10 to 15 minutes but the clock on the wall doesn't lie (or does it?). I was having a chat similar to that you'd have when you're drunk with that housemate while describing to her how I was seeing things.What I quickly realized that is if I focus on something, the effect lessens, but as soon as I loosened the focus and relaxed my eyes, things started going wild. The next thing to feel the pressure of my gaze was the title of a large poster written in black marker. Holy fuck, the lengths of the arms of the letters were constantly changing. After staring at the letters for good 20 minutes while listening to her stories about how she likes to touch things when she’s high on shrooms and once went to Canadian Tire (a hardware store) with a friend and started groping a car waxing sponge (w) I bid her a good night and went back into my room.I sat on my armchair and looked at a pair of glow sticks (one is yellow-green in colour while the other is orange). I wasn’t seeing anything strange when I was staring at those, but I still thought they were fascinating for some reason. I then closed my eyes wondering if I could be seeing things while doing so.The room was dark and the only luminescent things were the glow sticks and my monitor. I could vaguely see light spots on my eyelids created by those things and then I started tripping out seeing things in colours similar to the glow stick. It was possibly one of the most fun experiences ever. I opened my eyes to make sure that I wasn’t dreaming after having fallen asleep and having checked that, I closed my eyes again and continued the hypnotic journey.After about half an hour of that, I went and laid down on my bed, and had more triptastic hallucinations until I eventually fell asleep.Holy fuck, /bun/, shrooms’ awesome. If you ever get a chance to try it in a Safe and Fun™ environment with a friend that you can trust, go ahead and do it. You’ll thank me later.
>>31034I used to do them a fuckload before they made them illegal over here.Glad to hear about people having good times on them!
>>31034It's the most fun when you dabble in things where the distortions are in your mind.
I want to get up earlier, but I don't want to go to bed earlier. Despite doing nothing all day I feel like I don't have enough hours in the day
Man, so many new posts. Did I sleep an additional day or something?>>31037Isn't it BECAUSE you're doing nothing all day? It feels like there's a lot of time in a day when you do lots of stuff, but if you're doing nothing all day and look back at the end of it, it all seems so short.
when they make a sex toy based on an anime character's vagina, what do they go on? do they just put in random textures or do they actually put thought into what it would be like based on things like body type, or even personality?
>>31050I like to think they base it off of personality and body type.
>>31050I've wondered about that too, but mostly what it feels like. Will it be too tight? Hard? Sloppy?
>>31026hey guys did you know gangnam style beat justin beiber as the most watched thing on youtube? no? well if you watched CNN you will hear about this 15 times an hour, in between another story about how hostess went out of business.
After putting some effort into an elaborate post the university wireless lease expired and fucking ate it. Maaaaan.
Did anyone else notice that the internet was way more fun during the Thanksgiving weekend?
>>31080No. Then again I only visit like 5 websites regularly and one of them is pixiv so I don't have a very big sample size
>>31078That's why whenever I'm about to submit a long post, I open Notepad and CTRL+C and CTRL+V it before hitting submit. There can be countless ways for your post to suddenly disappear, so I always make sure I have a copy of long posts locally available until I've confirmed it was posted and remains on the board.
Hooray! $100 worth of free steam games! Oh no! None of them are things I wanna play!
>>31056and now jeff zucker, aka "the dipshit responsible for every single bad decision NBC made since 2007 including killing conan", is president of the network. let the new age of painfully terrible american "news" commence!
>>31088Gift them to me!
>>31099I can't. At least now my steam game list will appear larger, to scare off predators
I think one of my internet pals self-terminated. RIP I guess
On Walking Dead tonight: A black person died, and a man showed sexual interest in a 17 year old (that's under 18!!!!!!!!). I wonder which of those things will outrage the SA goons more
>>31122Wouldn't 17 be more than fair game in a post-apocalyptic wasteland?
>>31124but that's still under 18, what are you, a pedophile?! I bet you watch "anime" too! you make me sick!
>>31125Wow, calm down, pedoanon.
that womb sure can hold a lot of monster eggs
I sent an e-mail to a friend, but the mail client put line breaks in weird places for some reason, so my friend thought I'd written him a poem.How droll.
>>31129Line breaks can make anythingseem like a poemregardless of if it is or isn'tan ordinary sentence.Poetry sucks.
>>31129That's happened to me a few times too. It must be a conspiracy.
I wonder if I made a church dedicated to 2D if I could get enough followers to become a government certified religion.
utorrent just gets more bloated every time I update it.
>>31143you can easily solve this by not updating it
Here's a random short thought I failed to write a proper sentence for after multiple tries.
Getting pissed with my roommate and watching Bridget Jones is actually the best thing ever. But what if we were more pissed when we started? SCEIENCE IS NEEDED
>>31162"Pissed" as in mad at him, or does pissed mean something else?
>>31163pissed[pist] Show IPAadjective, Slang: Vulgar.1. drunk; intoxicated.2. pissed off.Dictionary.com is your friend.
>>31165Thank you. I thought about that, but then I decided to show off my ignorance instead.
>>31166If you're using Firefox, you can add it to your search bar. I use it to not embarrass myself when posting messages with words I am unsure of.
I've had a headache for two weeks and I can't stop thinking about a certain someone and also my typing has been terrible lately, I keep scrambling up the letters in a word.
>>31183it's me, isn't it
>>31184Clearly he's thinking about me.
>>31185Ha, like anyone would be thinking of you when you got a chest that small. There's no doubt he is thinking about ME
>>31183Thank you for thinking of me.
oh no another japanese earthquake, I hope this one isn't as bad
My final exams are in two hours! Then I'm buying some shoujo manga!
>>31184>>31185>>31186>>31187Arara doushiou
The most important thing I've learnt from my politics course is that politics are terrible and I want as little to do with them as possible.
>>31186Hah?! You think you're superior just because you've got blobs of fat hanging from your chest like that?!
eatin babs and watching sum gundam is pretty good
>>31204I've scrolled past this comment at least three times by now and each time I read babs as babies.
>>31217My own clone
>>31218That makes three of us.
>>312194
What the hell are babs, anyway?
>>31222the pink rabbit girl from tiny toons
>>31222Babs and Buster Bunny are cartoon characters from the Warner Bros. animated television series Tiny Toon AdventuresWikipedia.org is your friend. If you're using Firefox, you can add it to your search bar. I use it to not embarrass myself when posting messages with words I am unsure of.
>>31223>>31226That doesn't sound like something you would eat.
>>31226You kind of sound like a dick.
>>31228I'm a /bun/ of exotic tastes.
>>31231What does a dick sound like?
>>31234I think your mom would probably know.
>>31236Just because you talk to your mom about dicks, doesn't mean everyone does.
dicks are really cool imo
>>31240Everybody should have one.
>>31243The world would be so much better off if everyone was futanari.
Being a cute 2D trap would be cool, because you get to have a cool wiener and your orgasms from your ass getting pounded are just as good if not better than a girl's
>>31244Lolis are too pure to have dicks.
>>31245This is one of the best trap pics I've seen
>>31270Thanks, it's a pic of me
I am dressed so softly, yet I feel very manly. いいじゃなイカ~
Looks like it's crazy time!
The down key on my keyboard is broken. How do I change the Touhou controls? And will this be a problem?
How did I get $20,08 in various coins? I can't do anything with this!
Light snow fall on windy days is the best.
>>31335Your options are:-Fix the key-Buy a new keyboard-Buy a gamepad-Use some external keybinding software like AutoHotkey to rebind your directional keys.
Holy shit! There was a shooting! In America!
If I wish I was dead hard enough for christmas, will my wish come true?
>>31443Don't worry, everyone will be dead before it
>>31445I hope so
I keep bookmarking animal crossing 3ds custom clothes codes from pixiv even though I'm probably never going to play it
I'm never going to finish this album. My paltry skills can't live up to my unrealistic expectations.
I smoked pot for the first time. I don't understand all the hype
>>31565there's good pot and bad pot.
>>31567It was really good pot according to my parents, and my dad has been smoking since the 70s
>>31568I had my dad's hippie pot once and it was shit.
I got drunk and was unable to woo that one cute girl I have some kind of ambiguous history with. Well, at least I have some home-made cookies.
RIP in piece Mediafire. Can't find a single album not "Removed for violation" anymore.
>>31594I miss the days when you could find any album just by searching for "[album] blogspot"
>>31594Worst of all is that you can easily get your account blocked through false reports, even when counterclaiming.I got three of my files removed, two of which couldn't possibly have been reported by the copyright holder (a Katawa Shoujo sprite rip and four translated VN demo scripts [not even a patch or anything else usable]) and one of which was my own "intellectual property".I filed counterclaims for the first two (when my account wasn't blocked yet, and those claims were confirmed to have come from overeager detection bots; one of those two was my own "IP"), but never received a response.Now my account (which contained mostly my own "IP") is blocked due to having three deletions, none of which were valid requests and one of which was my very own creation, despite having filed counterclaims. We're entering an era where "intellectual property" laws don't even care anymore about who managed to scam the creator out of his "IP", but just about who has the influence and money to successfully go through IP control procedures.
>>31594>>31596Can't even download stuff in parts from them anymore. It's really depressing.
>>31594Fucking hellNow I'm stuck with soulseek for my music
I read that cpap mask + helium tank was a foolproof suicide method but further reading says it isn't that reliable. Now what
>>31594It's been like that ever since Megaupload went down.So where does everyone purloin their music from now?
>>31618Link scrapers like /rs/, Filecrop and Filestube are still adequate for me. As far as file hosting goes, depositfiles and sendspace seem to be replacing mediafire in popularity and reliability. Things will probably continue this way until another big copyright-related fiasco causes everyone to panic again.I use Spotify when I can't find something with the above method. It's alright apart from the uncreative ads. I would've expected a social music service to have more user-targeted advertising but for better or for worse that doesn't seem to be the case.
http://kissdown.com/images/21087530447061816661.jpgAhegao don't look good in real life.
>>31623>Spotify is currently not available in your country.Well, dicks.
>>31625most 2D things don't, that's why 2D is better
>>31625Ahegao don't look good in 2D either.
>>31618I get mine from what.
man, i feel like playing majoras mask again
Give me a good reason why I shouldn't continue reading Naruto from where I left off back in 2006.
naruto is shitthere.read fma or something if you want good, action-y shounen
I'm having some "kill me" thoughts again which made me feel like saying hi to those bunbuns who keep offering to do me the favor.I hope you're doing well these holidays.
>>31665We could always do shit that doesn't involve dying.
>>31668I don't really want anything other than death. Even if I do something semi-enjoyable I think "this is cool, but I still hope I don't wake up tomorrow"
>>31669Are your parents still alive?
>>31670Yes, why
>>31671Kind of bad form to kill yourself why they're still alive.Wait for them to go at least.
>>31672I plan to wait. When they are dead I'll use my inheritance to get an apartment and live off the money until it's almost gone, then gas myself to death. That's the plan anyway, unless I get so desperate I just shoot myself with my dad's gun one day while they are out. I really don't want to put them through that though
>>31668That'd be nice.>>31673Is that the only thing you think of?
>>31675I think about it a lot, yeah
>>31685Think positive, Anon. I know it's hard but you'll never get anywhere if you keep thinking the same depressing thoughts over and over.
>>31686That ain't gonna happen
>>31686It's best to not reply to these people because it gives them a positive reinforcement to suicidal thoughts.
>>31687You could get a hobby that takes a lot of concentration and patience, like woodcarving or weaving or something. That'll keep suicide off your mind.
Lately, I think of the bunbun that had problems with his teeth. Whatever happened to that? Are you still here?
He's dead, his teeth killed him.
Why does every website I like eventually get really awful. SA, 4chan (board to board, until all of it), the various spinoffs of both of those places, and other places here and there. I feel like I'm some sort of disaster survivor trying to find a home but everywhere I go eventually gets filled with giant roaches and poop. That's not gonna happen to bun, is it?!
>>31707It'll definitely happen here as well. That's just how life works.
Sometimes I think of making my own website, but I don't know how. Also any amount of responsibility makes me cry and I would probably go mad with power
>>31707Don't worry. Bun will more likely die a quiet death rather then become some kind of /jp/ 2.0.
>>31713That makes me feel better, in a way
>>31713Actually I rather not see bun die.
>>31717Better to burn out than fade away
>>31717It won't die
I wish a happy new year to you all, because mine sure as hell won't be
>>31707and not a day after I post this SA gets a new terrible style. I'm being stalked!
>>31721Even though you think that, I still wish you a happy new year.
This jazz guy on the radio sounds a little full of himself. It's probably difficult not to, though.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ShinkenSomeday,I will own an authentic shinken forged by the greatest of the Japanese swordsmiths the world has ever known.I don't care if it cost me 100,000 dollars or more.
>>31759Looking through my Campbell folder today, I was really looking for an excuse to post this anyway.
>>31707Sometimes I feel like I missed out on the better days of the internet. I know lots of places I used to frequent have gotten worse, so when people on 4chan etc. say it's gotten worse I believe them because I know how it feels. It's just weird to be nostalgic for something I wasn't even a part of.
>>31762Sometimes I think that, but then I look at what stupid kids do on the internet and think that maybe it's better I didn't get online until I was 14
I got called a lolicon in my dream for asking for the name of a really cute girl.
it feels like the activity of other anons on /bun/ is inversely proportional to how active I am.
>>31771I have exactly the opposite feel
>>31772ing
Wacom's drivers can suck my dick. How is it even possible to make something this shitty.
>>31778Japanese computer engineering marvel do not steal
My brother really done it now.
>>31781he got you pregnant
>>31783Imagine the feeling of knowing that you will never be impregnated by your brother.
>>31785please don't remind me
>>31788I could be your brother for you, if you want
I wish I was into guro. Then, at least, I wouldn't have to deal with an immature community, while sharing porn.
>>31790Most guro fans I've met on the Internet are pretty immature.
FUCK, I'm too late!
>>31794I'd imagine the more mature ones(me!) don't reveal that they like guro.
>>31794From a first impression, Gurochan looks like a really cozy place though - if you disregard some of the newer boards.
Damn, kids are cute.
>>31804You just did!Who's mature now?
i'm so fucking tired of this shit
>>31818me too!
>>31807WARNING! PAEDOPHILE DETECTED WARNING!
>>31820that's cool, wanna be friends?
Why does my brain give me NTR dreams, I just want to sleep peacefully.
>>31834I used to have dreams like that, but they've gotten better since I started sleeping with you're waifu.
>>31831No
>>31836fuck you man
quit asking me for my real name youtube you cunt
Dammit. Now my foot really hurts. Why do I do this to myself?
Posting on /v/ is like talking to a brick wall that thinks it knows better than you.
>>31907Why on earth are you posting on 4chan in 2013
>>31908Don't you mean:>2013>posting on 4chanwhy.jpg
>>31909Don't make me slap you!
Why won't he reply?
>>31911He's probably with another woman.
>>31912Don't say such a cruel thing.
I didn't eat any ginger bread cookies this winter, so I'm eating them all now!
Sandy Hook Truthers? What the fuck, America.
>>31924America is a really cool place with lots of cool people, jump in
>>31654You don't happen to have any invites, do you?
>>31926I do. Ask about it on #bun.
>>31925You don't happen to have any invites, do you?
>>31930I wonder if everyone else thought the same when they scrolled down.
>>31930I've got one invite. I think you have to be a girl though.
>>31936Can I pretend to be one?
>>31937If you can pretend well enough to get it on your passport, sure.
Woah, Kanye West is actually pretty good. I did not expect that.
I finally gave in and signed up for one of these music-streaming thingamajigs. It's reminded me how much I've been out of the music loop the past couple of years. Example: Animal Collective, which is one of my favourite groups, came out with an album and I didn't even know about it.
The world keeps becoming a crueler place every time I learn more about it.
>>32008This is why I stopped watching the news.
>>32008Once you lose empathy towards 90% of real people it's no so bad
My dog is looking begrudgingly at me. "Why do I keep it company," it seems to ask.
>>32019Glad my dog is a complete hyperactive retard who wags her tail if you even look at her.
I miss my dogAt least I still have my cats
I'm so hungry, but I have things to do~
CNN follows this story for hours until it turns out the shooters were black, then they drop it like a sack of hammers in favor of talking about michelle obama's dress for the millionth time. America
So hungry
So much laundry to do! I can barely wait!
I really gotta dust my computer out, but I'm definitely not doing it tomorrow! Probably not the next day either. Maybe next month...
This is kind of mesmerizing: http://vinepeek.com/
>>32172Watch for long enough and eventually a cute Japanese girl will show up.
One of the sticks of jerky in my jerky drawer had a big patch of bluish mold on it. I hope the rest of my stash is OK
>>32172This is interesting as a whole, but people record the most inane garbage. It's kind of weird that this is what society is
I hate when a bad movie gets nominated for an Oscar and everyone starts acting like it's a good movie.
>>32186Which movie?
>>32177I saw a cute japanese girl moaning into the micCool
>>32187Beasts of the Southern Wild
I wish these random stomach pains would stop
>>32206Really? I only heard excellent things about it when it came out.
Beasts of the Southern Wild is a good movie.
For some reason I don't like this thread.
>>32236I don't like you!
I can't believe Israel refused to cooperate with the UN on a human rights investigation, then attacked another country unprovoked. They are gonna face some serious consequeHahahahah no, sorry. I can't say that with a straight face.
I was just without power for 3 days! I thought I'd never talk to you all again! It also somehow killed my computer, but thats not so bad. I've been looking for an excuse to upgrade.
>>32243Anon! Thank god you're safe! We missed you so much. I thought I might never see you again. I couldn't imagine what would become of this place if you really never came back. Promise me you won't ever leave us again.
>>32238The UN is about as useful as the League of Nations
My acquaintance is a slut!
>>32255I know who you're talking about. You're right!
>>32238CNN has talked about 30 Rock ending more than they've talked about Israel bombing another country. I think Israel's bullshit is getting so hard to spin as positive to the american people that news outlets opt to not talk about it at all, cool
Even though I claim a complete lack of hopefulness, you could still totally hear my remaining piece of heart break as I heard the underwhelming news regarding that one person.I'm still going to end up doing stupid, unnecessary stuff regarding that person because I have no control of my emotions.
>>3227130 Rock's ending? Oh man!
>>32277Don't worry, everything is gonna be ok
how far from the reader's expectations can the novel get without actually breaking those expectations
There's a person on the starbound forum who takes the time to color all of the punctuation marks in their posts pink, and almost all of their posts are about mlp. I think I found the most contemptible person on the internet
>>32299What's wrong with MLP, and what's wrong with decorating your forum posts with colors?
>>32304i'm gonna cut you
Seiyuu cds always make me feel so dirty but I can't stop listening to this Keiji Fujiwara one (*´Д`)ハァハァ
>>32299Yesterday a guy on that forum registered just to post links to his terraria videos on youtube, and I went through and redthumbed 2 of them and then he freaked out. He said the community was destroying him and deleted his OP and disabled ratings for his videos. it's strange coming across people more mentally damaged than myself
>>32309oh shit, he actually made a video about it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qD7aHYKFDBg&list=UU3R317YK0pBLNlYTFY8q8bQ&index=2I know nobody cares about any of this but I've never trolled someone so hard they made a video before, and I have nobody to share it with
>>32311This man is quite the character.
>>32318I bookmarked (not subbed) his page, and in a few months when he opens ratings back up I'm gonna redthumb them all again. If I can make some exceedingly british youtube man break down and delete himself off the internet I will die happy.
Sure is /b/ in here.Not passive aggressive at all.
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