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122298 No.34561  
If you love NTR so much why don't you get a 3D girlfriend?
>> No.34567  
Best way to measure your penis is by making a spiral of the band. Not only does your penis get upgraded to mummy power, it will be really long.
>> No.34569  
"If the idea of a cute crossdressing shota on a train blushing and sweating at the thought of being found out while getting an erection that stretches out his panties that he probably stole from his sister doesn't turn you on, then we cant be friends"

         -/bun/ anon, 2013
>> No.34571  
"What you lose in RAM you gain in love."
>> No.34573  
"i wonder how it feels to cum inside a /jp/s ass when his butt is cumming and moving on your dick and his dick is shooting out and you're holding hands and looking into your eyes and bumping toes together but you're really sweaty so it smells lewd but that just turns you on more?"
-/jp/ anon, 2013
>> No.34575  
You are me
and I am you
can you feel my consciousness tugging slightly at yours anon
we are forever entwined in the dance of life
>> No.34576  
Lesson learned, Gargantia. The best solution to unemployment is chilling on the beach with cute girls.
>> No.34577  
Stop being such a stupid garlic!
>> No.34588  
I think Penguindrum was pretentious for the sake of being pretentious, which is a shame because I really liked the idea in the beginning.
I liked the modern art and architectural hommages though.
It's the ergo proxy of our generation.
>> No.34591  
Today is forecast to be nearly the same temperature as yesterday.
>> No.34592  
When I was a kid, I saw Mona Lisa from my garmmar school art book...the first time I saw her, with hands on her knee...how do I say this...I had a boner...
>> No.34595  
I think people are confusing the quotes thread with this one.
>> No.34600  
Now look here my man, get out of this office. I'll have no feelings here. Get out.
>> No.34650  
I don't subscribe to any theory which involves erasing Dany from the narrative so that Jon, a cisgender heterosexual able-bodied white young male, can be the main hero of the story.
>> No.34659  
Dany is shit, and so is Jon, but supporting any theory like that is nothing more than pathetic wishful thinking. I've come to terms with the fact that they're the actual protagonists.
>> No.34710  
Life is like buying a soda, not liking it, but finishing it anyway cuz' you already paid for it.
>> No.34712  
I hate myself and I want to die.
>> No.34743  
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The artist is the creator of beautiful things.

To reveal art and conceal the artist is art's aim.
The critic is he who can translate into another manner or a new material his impression of beautiful things.
The highest as the lowest form of criticism is a mode of autobiography.
Those who find ugly meanings in beautiful things are corrupt without being charming. This is a fault.
Those who find beautiful meanings in beautiful things are the cultivated. For these there is hope.
They are the elect to whom beautiful things mean only beauty.
There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written. That is all.
The nineteenth century dislike of realism is the rage of Caliban seeing his own face in a glass.
The nineteenth century dislike of romanticism is the rage of Caliban not seeing his own face in a glass.
The moral life of man forms part of the subject-matter of the artist, but the morality of art consists in the perfect use of an imperfect medium.
No artist desires to prove anything. Even things that are true can be proved.
No artist has ethical sympathies. An ethical sympathy in an artist is an unpardonable mannerism of style.
No artist is ever morbid. The artist can express everything.
Thought and language are to the artist instruments of an art.
Vice and virtue are to the artist materials for an art.
From the point of view of form, the type of all the arts is the art of the musician. From the point of view of feeling, the actor's craft is the type.
All art is at once surface and symbol.
Those who go beneath the surface do so at their peril.
Those who read the symbol do so at their peril.
It is the spectator, and not life, that art really mirrors.
Diversity of opinion about a work of art shows that the work is new, complex, and vital.
When critics disagree, the artist is in accord with himself.
We can forgive a man for making a useful thing as long as he does not admire it. The only excuse for making a useless thing is that one admires it intensely.

All art is quite useless.

>> No.34755  
"Oscar Wilde is a doucheface."
- Me
>> No.34766  
hey bby wan 2 do sum science? ;)
>> No.34827  
Your new blog focus also shows that people CAN change. You have matured from a childish, immature asshole to a pompous, elitist asshole. You have a lot to be proud of!
>> No.34841  
I once heard someone say, "Give up on crap." It may sound juvenile, and it goes against the rosy, feel-good "Never give up" pep talks that we're used to and almost expect to hear. But I've found it to be a much better guide in life decisions. Go with it.
>> No.34857  
Literally, the only reason I'd consider eating healthier is for my cum to taste better.
>> No.34896  
"Oscar Wilde is a doucheface."
- Me
>> No.34897  
hey bby wan 2 do sum science? ;)
>> No.34898  
Your new blog focus also shows that people CAN change. You have matured from a childish, immature asshole to a pompous, elitist asshole. You have a lot to be proud of!
>> No.34899  
I once heard someone say, "Give up on crap." It may sound juvenile, and it goes against the rosy, feel-good "Never give up" pep talks that we're used to and almost expect to hear. But I've found it to be a much better guide in life decisions. Go with it.
>> No.34900  
Literally, the only reason I'd consider eating healthier is for my cum to taste better.
>> No.34903  
does your cum taste better depending on what you eat?
this is important.
>> No.34904  

>> No.34906  
Yes, try drinking lots of pineapple juice and avoid vegetables like cauliflower and broccoli. Then taste your sperm a day or two later, it should be sweet.
>> No.34911  
Avoid acids like citrus too
>> No.34912  
What a horrible board we've become when we can no longer trust /jp/ anons to be intelligent and trustworthy posters.
>> No.34952  
I was so sleepy that day I posted in the wrong thread, what a dummy.
>> No.34988  
Let your anger be as a monkey in a pinata.
>> No.35011  
Yeah, but bible translations make [gg] look good in comparison.
>> No.35021  
A loud clatter of gunk music flooded through the Heart of Gold cabin as Zaphod searched the sub-etha radio wave bands for news of himself. The machine was rather difficult to operate. For years radios had been operated by means of pressing buttons and turning dials; then as the technology became more sophisticated the controls were made touch-sensitive--you merely had to brush the panels with your fingers; now all you had to do was wave your hand in the general direction of the components and hope. It saved a lot of muscular expenditure, of course, but meant that you had to sit infuriatingly still if you wanted to keep listening to the same program.

Zaphod waved a hand and the channel switched again.
>> No.35029  

"Why the change? The old format of local enchantments had proven confusing for a couple of reasons. First, they had words like "creature" and "land" on their type lines, even though they didn't have those types."
>> No.35038  
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It makes more sense if you consider they were about to print Enchantment Creatures, Land Creatures and what would otherwise be 'Tribal Enchant Creature - Treefolk' despite being able to enchant non-treefolk. 'Enchant Creature With Power 3 Or Less' would also make for a pretty awkward typeline. Still, it was sad to see 'Enchant Dead Creature' go.
>> No.35044  
no one remembers her because her show was the shittiest most boring thing ever aired but shes prime pissing loli esp due to the elaborate vicotrian outfits which could easily be too complicated to remove in time if she had to go in an emergency and then youd have to peel her piss soaked frilly underpants off and lick her fat little pussy clean while she made a puffy face and bossed you around
>> No.35045  
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>> No.35253  
If you burn, cut, or otherwise mutilate the tip of your penis and let it heal, scar tissue will form and it will be a few millimeters longer. If you repeat the process over a long period you can eventually add inches in length. It's called dick pyramiding and it works on the same principal as breaking your legs over and over to gain height.
>> No.35274  
That one was pretty nice.
>> No.35307  
Seriously, if you're born after 1990, you're a goddamn kid.
>> No.35308  
Too bad none of you have nut hair yet. You all just cum into your mouths. The cum doesn't drip from your mouth onto your nut hair, and instead goes over the gooch and into your asshole.
>> No.35317  
Thanks for uploading this. On a different note, look at that download count! 58k and counting. What is this? The most popular hentai ever made?
>> No.35355  
Prison. The Big House. Ol' Shower Buggeryville. Whatever name you know it by, it's the same thing -- a place where we put criminals who aren't rich or famous. And sometimes innocent people who just get railroaded. And a disproportionate number of minorities. Ha ha, political humor!
>> No.35356  
I love little girls and I have an incest fetish.

I have sexual fantasies in which I lick the pussy of my 10 years old cousin.

How does it make you feel?
>> No.35370  
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13 Because their sister Dinah had been defiled, Jacob’s sons replied deceitfully as they spoke to Shechem and his father Hamor. 14 They said to them, “We can’t do such a thing; we can’t give our sister to a man who is not circumcised. That would be a disgrace to us. 15 We will enter into an agreement with you on one condition only: that you become like us by circumcising all your males. 16 Then we will give you our daughters and take your daughters for ourselves. We’ll settle among you and become one people with you. 17 But if you will not agree to be circumcised, we’ll take our sister and go.”

18 Their proposal seemed good to Hamor and his son Shechem. 19 The young man, who was the most honored of all his father’s family, lost no time in doing what they said, because he was delighted with Jacob’s daughter. 20 So Hamor and his son Shechem went to the gate of their city to speak to the men of their city. 21 “These men are friendly toward us,” they said. “Let them live in our land and trade in it; the land has plenty of room for them. We can marry their daughters and they can marry ours. 22 But the men will agree to live with us as one people only on the condition that our males be circumcised, as they themselves are. 23 Won’t their livestock, their property and all their other animals become ours? So let us agree to their terms, and they will settle among us.”

24 All the men who went out of the city gate agreed with Hamor and his son Shechem, and every male in the city was circumcised.

25 Three days later, while all of them were still in pain, two of Jacob’s sons, Simeon and Levi, Dinah’s brothers, took their swords and attacked the unsuspecting city, killing every male. 26 They put Hamor and his son Shechem to the sword and took Dinah from Shechem’s house and left. 27 The sons of Jacob came upon the dead bodies and looted the city where[c] their sister had been defiled. 28 They seized their flocks and herds and donkeys and everything else of theirs in the city and out in the fields. 29 They carried off all their wealth and all their women and children, taking as plunder everything in the houses.

30 Then Jacob said to Simeon and Levi, “You have brought trouble on me by making me obnoxious to the Canaanites and Perizzites, the people living in this land. We are few in number, and if they join forces against me and attack me, I and my household will be destroyed.”

31 But they replied, “Should he have treated our sister like a prostitute?”
>> No.35373  
The first feeling was rather one of pity.
Not anger, not despair.
Just, I thought everything before my eyes was pitiful (of course, the most pitiful thing is myself).

Life which breaks down without limit.
Daily life which fades without limit.
Time which is forgotten without limit.

Everyone only falls.
And yet everyone still struggles desperately to continue existing, and when they judge that it is not possible, they continue to reproduce.
>> No.35428  
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Little girl, you're like diarrhea...

brown, soft and I'd do you all over the place.
>> No.35429  
> Hamor
This means ass in Hebrew. How do people read the Bible without giggling like schoolgirls?
>> No.35484  
I blame King James III.

him and his bible revisionist ways.
>> No.35496  
My boyfriend started licking my eyeballs years ago and I just loved it. I'm not with him anymore, but I still like to ask guys to lick my eyeballs.
>> No.35516  
I'd rather toolbox than switch.
>> No.35555  
a macroshot of his face unveils a tear, slowly slaloming through his pimples, then on his sparse moustache before falling near his loving-hand.
>> No.35557  
Yes, a world where everyone has AIDS sounds amazing.
>> No.35562  
僕の彼女が引きこもりなんです。 ずっと画面から出てこないんです。
>> No.35563  
Rorita, right of my rifu, fire of my roinsu. My sinu, my souru. Ro-ree-ta: the tippu of the tongu taking a trippu of three stepusu down the parate to tapu, at three, on the teeth. Ro. Ree. Ta. She was Ro, plain Ro, in the morningu, standing four feetu ten in one socku. She was Rora in sracks. She was Dorry at schooru. She was Dorores on the dotted rine. But in my armsu she was arwaysu Rorita.
>> No.35592  
Fun fact: Jean Reno read the script, thought it was odd, and decided to play Leon as slightly retarded to explain why his character would never take advantage of Matilda.
>> No.35607  
a renegade mathematician with nothing to lose and everything to prove
>> No.35626  
You know, I like 4chan as much as the next guy, but when 4chan starts asking about my anus, that's when I say things start to get a little TOO personal.
>> No.35635  
Sounds like /b/ "4chan so abnormal xD"
>> No.35641  
I wish my mommy would pick up containers of excrement for me.
>> No.35667  
It was 4chan, they called 4chan the playground of the world.

There was no place like it, in the whole world,
like 4chan when I was a youngster.

No place in the world like it, and it was so fabulous.
Now it's shrunk down to almost nothing...you see.

And, uh, I still remember in my mind how things used to be, and...uh, you know, I feel very bad.

But people from all over the world came here...
from all over the world...it was the playground they called it the playground of the world...over here.

Anyways, you see, I...uh...you know...
I even got, when I was very small, I even got lost at 4chan, but they found me...on the...on the 4chan.

And we used to F5 on the 4chanhere, F5 overnight..they don't do that anymore.
Things changed...you see.

They don't F5 anymore on the 4chan.
>> No.35670  
>when I was very small, I even got lost at 4chan, but they found me...on the...on the 4chan

>> No.35988  
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Why don't you support real devs instead and pirate this POS?

Thanks for laying my autistic worries to rest, I haven't been this fearful of a release in a long time. If their approach works (Mainly targetting the anime and manga audience) everything VN related will be flooded by 12-18 year olds.

I can't wait to pirate it and post the torrent link everywhere.

So, not only did they remove a large part of the content, but they also butchered the translation of what's left of it.
Please don't buy it.

Trust me when I say no one on here was going to.

This should be 100% pirated to teach companies not to do these pathetic edit jobs on VNs
>> No.35996  

and yet, in the short time it's been out, it has nearly outsold WEE01 which has been out for almost a month now.
>> No.36000  
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Doesn't say much, considering how poorly WEE sold.

Some more gems from the lovely modern VN community:

I hope they fail and lose a lot of money on this, I really do.

I am just hoping to see them crash and burn, all the better if it gets an unofficial uncensored patch.

I don't know if "censorship" even grasps this tragedy anymore.

>there are a number of reasons why people need to use a wheelchair but it looked like she had a disability in her legs.
now with correct grammar:
>There are a number of reasons FOR why people need to use a wheelchair, and it looked like she had a disability in her legs.

Someone in /vg/ said that apparently the English script is around half the size of the Japanese script, so it sounds like they cut a lot more than anyone expected. [blatantly untrue; it went 2.63 MB -> 2.54 MB (note that scripts are slightly bigger in English than in Japanese)]

Good news for MangaGamer, now no one will claim that their Edelweiss launch was the worse for a Western VN company.

I hope none of you chucklefucks buy and support this garbage.

I seriously hope and wish they are unsuccessful with this and stop doing this shit.

>If they're unsuccessful then that means they're not going to try anymore
That's what I meant.
No one needs censored bullshit.

Do not compare this all-ages release with any Japan-made all-ages release. They are not the same thing. They are very different. If you claim otherwise you don't understand what you're talking about.

[Also, defending MoeNovel or Konosora in any shape or form apparently now means you're getting paid by them. Still waiting for my payment here.]
>> No.36003  
>>There are a number of reasons FOR why people need to use a wheelchair, and it looked like she had a disability in her legs.

She had a disability in her legs the same way you had the flu last week and got better hence the past tense of 'has'?
though when somebody with such a poor grasp of the English language can find so many mistakes, you know it's fucking bad.

>Someone in /vg/
why. You should know better than to believe anything the /v/ crowd says with respect to anything that they have no clue about (such as the japanese language). With the h-scenes and h-referenced content removed, perhaps 25%-33% tops was removed from the script. That number is taken into account before the "rewritten" areas are counted.
>> No.36005  
I'm confused. Are you trying to say this release is acceptable? Or just mocking? Or pointing out ignorant people? Or just dick-sucking solely because this release was planned and carried out by the original makers? Or is it satire?
You seem really passionately upset about something but I don't understand why. Reminds me of the "why don't you make something better then" or "it's fine be grateful" mentality.
>> No.36006  
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Simply put, a Japanese company gives their best effort to release one of their VNs internationally, and the VN community actively wants them to fail, to the point of spreading negative word of mouth (including even blatant misinformation, and continuing to do so when factually proven wrong) and discouraging and shaming anybody who wishes to support the developer. All this is done by a community with an extremely high piracy rate even by gaming standards. The current community won't buy things themselves, and they try to hinder companies from reaching a market beyond the current community. Regardless of what you may think of the release itself, the way the community is currently behaving is extremely harmful to developers and thus eventually to the community itself.

Personally, I don't feel there's anything wrong with creating an all-ages release for an international market. The H-content in moege is added just because the fans demand it (it will fail without the H-content in the domestic market), and that's what they've been doing for console releases for ages. I can understand not agreeing with their decision. That's okay. Don't buy the game, and perhaps send them an e-mail to tell them they've lost a sale due to their decision to make it all-ages. But riling people up in an attempt to make them give up on this market altogether or even wanting them to go bankrupt - who benefits from that? Something is better than nothing. Perhaps some people don't want such a version, but other people do. Why ruin it for everyone? People keep complaining about a 'butchered version' as if they would get a 'non-butchered version' if the developer were to pull out of the market. Either we get a 'butchered version' or nothing. For an internet mentality comparison, I believe this is closest to a very extreme 'stop liking what I don't like'.

I personally oppose censorship. But this is not censorship, not any more than console releases are censorship. If the original creators didn't want their game to be released in this form, they would not be doing this. From what I've been hearing, people are mostly concerned that this would set a precedent of "butchering" more games for international release. But that "butchering" is entirely the choice of the original creators, and the alternative would be to get nothing at all. Just because some people don't like this version of the product, should nobody be allowed to have this version of the product?

>though when somebody with such a poor grasp of the English language can find so many mistakes, you know it's fucking bad.
The point was that somebody was complaining about the sentence without actually understanding what was wrong with it, and making suggestions that only made the sentence worse. I've seen this happen rather frequently lately; people hearing a sentence is bad, and trying to "fix" it to look cool but only showing they wouldn't be able to recognize the problem on their own; a negative opinion formed only through hearsay.

>>there are a number of reasons why people need to use a wheelchair but it looked like she had a disability in her legs.
>now with correct grammar:
>>There are a number of reasons FOR why people need to use a wheelchair, and it looked like she had a disability in her legs.

The 'for' is entirely unnecessary (compare sentences like 'there's a reason why you can skip that') and only harms the flow of the sentence. The 'but' indicated that while there are many reasons, the following description was the situation in that specific case. It indicates a contrast between the many possible reasons and the one actual reason. Replacing it with 'and' makes the first half of the sentence just a matter of stating unrelated facts: there are many reasons why people need wheelchairs, but how is that related to the matter at hand?

There's nothing wrong with the tense either, as you suggested. The narration is in the past tense, so at the moment the narrator is reminiscing to, she had a leg disability. She likely still has the leg disability to this day, but we can't be sure and it's not really relevant. At the time of the story, she had a leg disability.

A more proper fix would be something like
>People can be wheelchair-bound for various reasons; in her case, it looked like she had a leg disability.
(Not sure about the tense for 'can be', I'm not a professional editor.)

>You should know better than to believe anything the /v/ crowd says with respect to anything that they have no clue about (such as the japanese language).
I agree, but unfortunately it just doesn't work that way. Somebody makes shit up and posts it on /vg/, somebody posts it on /jp/ as a fact but remarks it came from /vg/, and before you know it the number is tossed around without any mention of the original source as if it were a confirmed fact.

>With the h-scenes and h-referenced content removed, perhaps 25%-33% tops was removed from the script. That number is taken into account before the "rewritten" areas are counted.
According to current information from /jp/, roughly 15% of the script was removed. 2642 voice files were removed, 69 were edited, and 369 were new to the English version (out of 21,499 voice files from the original Japanese version).
>> No.36008  
>Personally, I don't feel there's anything wrong with creating an all-ages release for an international market.
And there isn't. That's not where the problem lies. In fact, most people are happy that some entity that isn't MG/JASTUSA is joining them, or rather, they would be if the situation surrounding fuwanovel was different.
>The H-content in moege is added just because the fans demand it (it will fail without the H-content in the domestic market), and that's what they've been doing for console releases for ages.
And here is where you start to run into problems. This game isn't a moege with an H-scene at the end of the route, and it's not a F/SN-type thing where the H-scenes are so forced and add nothing to the plot such that the ps2 version is considered better for having them removed (by the same people who you are disagreeing with about Konosora).
>> No.36009  
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The sentence you discuss isn't particularly bad, but some others in the screenshots that are floating around are. I don't know how a professional script can look like they hired fan translators to do their worst, or used bad fan-translated scripts as reference, but it happened here. It's not Zero Wing, but the script is atrocious for a professional video game localization in 2013.
>> No.36010  
I don't find the Konosora shitstorm excessive. I think a lot of people are motivated more by wanting to stir up shit, or just wanting to complain about anything, but I believe in the right of consumers to raise hell when a company does something they find unacceptable. It's one of the few ways we have of keeping them in check, which I believe consumers have a right and obligation to do.

And regardless of motivation they do make fair points. The censorship IS more extensive than what you'd find in an all ages port (they wouldn't remove dirty jokes or bras or any and all reference to sex). The reason they want this product to fail is because they don't want a successful precedent set for these kinds of releases. Call it a slippery slope, but in the market a successful product will invariably beget similar products.

I think your upset in response to community reception of Konosora is because you personally don't care about ero, and thus you can't understand or sympathize with where these people are coming from. Try to imagine how you would feel if the localization of a game offered to you had what you felt was an integral component of it removed. I am sure you would be upset.
>> No.36013  
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>I think your upset in response to community reception of Konosora is because you personally don't care about ero, and thus you can't understand or sympathize with where these people are coming from. Try to imagine how you would feel if the localization of a game offered to you had what you felt was an integral component of it removed. I am sure you would be upset.

MangaGamer removed significant parts of Higurashi's soundtrack and Higurashi's minigames in 2009. I bitched about it, but still bought the game, because I felt having Higurashi at all was a wonderful thing even though we got a butchered version (that time it was genuinely butchered, for legal reasons and not because the developer chose to do it that way) and I wanted to support both 07th Expansion for making it and MangaGamer for localizing it.

Even when, before release, MangaGamer had decided to censor the game (again, genuine censorship; it was a decision by MangaGamer, not 07th Expansion), there was a lot of complaining (I was one of the people complaining myself), but not once did I hear people say it would be better if MangaGamer pulled out of the market or that people would rather have MangaGamer go bankrupt. Not once. People wanted MangaGamer to change, but they did not want MangaGamer to be ruined. And that was for a highly awaited VN that had 80% of its music replaced, its minigames removed, a censored scene, all of those choices being made by the localizer, and with the localizer not being the people that made the game in the first place.

>I believe in the right of consumers to raise hell when a company does something they find unacceptable. It's one of the few ways we have of keeping them in check, which I believe consumers have a right and obligation to do.

Close. It's the right and duty of CUSTOMERS to keep companies in check. When you've bought products from the company, or have bought from other companies in the same market, your opinion holds a certain weight. You are the one they should be pleasing to get money, so they have to listen to you.

However, the people raising this shitstorm are the people who aren't buying anything. These people, who never paid a single cent to companies in this market, are now trying to hinder the profitability of a product, feeling they have the right to dictate what can and can't be done in this market.

>The reason they want this product to fail is because they don't want a successful precedent set for these kinds of releases.
Please refer to >>36006 (paragraph 2). What harm does it do? It does not replace any uncensored releases; it is either the censored version or nothing at all. I prefer the censored version. Why can't I have it, just because you don't like the censored version?

>a professional video game localization in 2013
It's a Japanese eroge company releasing its first title on the international market (and there is barely any precedent for this). You can't expect them to be perfect immediately. When MangaGamer started out, they were A LOT worse (incomprehensible to the point where the original Edelweiss was arguably worse than a machine translation).
>> No.36017  
You keep drawing this distinction between censorship and self-censorship as if it matters. When the consumer is being fucked over it doesn't matter if it's the creators or the localizers who are fucking them over. Self-censorship isn't free from the moral objections of censorship either, though that's beside the point.

>People wanted MangaGamer to change, but they did not want MangaGamer to be ruined.
People want moenovel to change too. I'm sure they would rather have moenovel release 18+ games than see them go out of business. The anger here is from moenovel disregarding input from the community and refusing to change.

>Close. It's the right and duty of CUSTOMERS to keep companies in check. When you've bought products from the company, or have bought from other companies in the same market, your opinion holds a certain weight. You are the one they should be pleasing to get money, so they have to listen to you.
Close. It's really POTENTIAL customers. A company doesn't get a free ride its first go around, they need to earn and establish a customer base.

Yes, most of the people bitching are pirates but there are also a small number of them who do purchase these games. If these actual customers are fine with moenovel's decision then Konosora will be okay even without your defense.

>It does not replace any uncensored releases; it is either the censored version or nothing at all.
This is not true since moenovel had the option of bringing over an uncensored version. They chose to release a censored version over an uncensored one. It replaces the potential for an uncensored release, and while it's impossible to judge how much potential there was for moenovel to release an uncensored version (in the hypothetical situation where an all ages release was not possible) I think it's reasonable to assume this potential was significant enough to justify people's upset.
>> No.36020  
>The anger here is from moenovel disregarding input from the community and refusing to change.
The game was announced less than two months before release. Do people really expect a company to completely change their right-about-to-be-released product and its marketing strategy, especially after having already marketed it as an all-ages game at some places? And regardless of how impossible the demands are, why are people calling for the commercial failure of a company whose products don't interest them and do not harm them?

>I'm sure they would rather have moenovel release 18+ games than see them go out of business.
Yes, but they would rather see them go out of business than have MoeNovel release all-ages games. See >>35988 and >>36000.

>This is not true since moenovel had the option of bringing over an uncensored version.
Will has worked with JAST before (even now they're working with them on Yumina). They know how shitty the sales numbers for eroge are here, and their sales would be even less if they went about it on their own rather than through an established localizer. If they wanted to release eroge in 18+ form, they would do so through JAST or MangaGamer since they already have the connections for that. MoeNovel exists for all-ages releases, and without all-ages releases there would be no MoeNovel.

>If these actual customers are fine with moenovel's decision then Konosora will be okay even without your defense.
The problem here is that many of these customers will have an opinion pushed onto them before forming one of their own. Even the torrent description, many people's first impression of the game, hates on MoeNovel. It's difficult to get rid of first impressions, regardless of whether those impressions are justified or not. People not interested in the product are harming the profitability of the product because they demand the company release another product instead (oh, but they won't pay for either product).
>> No.36044  
Threads like these just go to show how far /tg/ has fallen.

It's like the weeaboos are so autistic now literally everything has to be a little girl, drawn like their animus regardless of the source, or chock full of sexuality for the purpose of filling a neckbear's day with masturbation.

Though I guess 4chan has always been declining in quality.
>> No.36294  
In which Benny Profane, a schlemihl and human yo-yo, gets to an apocheir.
>> No.36307  
Is it legal to masturbate to pictures or videos of little kids getting tortured, killed or getting their lives ruined in other ways as long as there's no sexual content in it?
>> No.36308  
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By gender-swapping a moe show, we can start to see how superficial and unrealistic the relationships between girls in shows such as K-ON are

When the cast are all guys, we have a point of reference of how they should act, and Free! does NOT depict how a group of 4 guys should act

What does this tell us about shows where the main cast are all girls? It really gets through to me how fake and shitty all mai waifus are

Free! is essentially a wake-up call to one's delusions of how a girl should be. Sasuga GodAni. I should have never doubted them
>> No.36318  
What kind of retard ever believed slice of life shows accurately represent the lives of teenage girls?
>> No.36323  
Adolf Hitler, through arcane and mystical happenings, finds himself transported into a far flung future, to a post-racial world enjoying the boom of the reconstruction period following World War IV. Computers have been long destroyed, and Earth's peoples rely on living memory and its fledgling print media.

Hitler, bewildered and unable to come to terms with the harmonious and multi-cultural world he ignominiously finds to be his new host, attends the nearest police station. Wracked with fear, he takes a deep breath, swallows once, and walks with a sad pride to the desk. He profers his two clenched fists, palms upturned to the desk sergeant, saying only "Hello, I am Adolf Hitler". The man regards him warmly, unfurls Hitler's tremulous right hand, and with a courteous, delicate shake, answers "Hello".

Hitler, and his crimes, have been ejected from living memory by a litany of other tragedies. Hitler has stumbled upon life's rarest and sweetest smelling flower: a second chance. But to smell its giddying scent, Hitler will have to come to terms with this new world, and his place within it.

Once he thought himself a powerful orator, but now, to scratch out a living, he finds himself writing an advice column in a free, advertising-supported newspaper handed out on the subways of Used York. His editor, a savvy, intelligent, and forceful black woman constantly peers into his cubicle, and her words often ring in Adolf's head at times of personal weakness: "I took a chance on you, Hitler. Don't let me down".

Months pass, and Hitler becomes accustomed to office life, yet one man, the archives manager, remains frosty towards him. Hitler confronts the man to ask why, and to his horror, finds that he knows Hitler's terrible secret, and threatens to ruin him unless, within 6 months, he sees a decided shift away from anti-semitic and national-socialist ideology in his answers to young couples with marriage problems, and middle-aged spinsters seeking advice on finding good, reliable workmen to carry out home improvements.

Over the next 6 months, we see a change in Hitler. A typewriter in his study is home to a piece of paper that carries the lone phrase "Racism is something I respect and find appealing". He walks past it each morning, and day by day, his fondness for it fades, it becomes a source of consternation. He is no longer offering up the facade of fitting in to this new world, he has internalised its values, it has changed him, and he, in turn, has changed it, with his humble newspaper column. Now we see he frowns at the typewriter each morning. He fraternises with his Arabic, Indian, Jewish, Roma Gypsy, homosexual, transgendered, and black friends.

One morning, with furious delight, he screws up the paper and tosses it into his mesh bin. He begins typing with a wide smile on his face, picks up his satchel, and runs to catch the tram. We linger in his study, focusing on the typewriter, and slowly we see Hitler's new mantra, which he shall pass each morning in his new life: Racism is something I reject and find appalling.
>> No.36327  

I actually thought this was really sweet.
>> No.36329  

You realize that Hitler had blacks (the ones that weren't too busy commiting crimes) in positions of power in the army, right?
a full three decades before the civil right's act?

Most of his nationalistic stuff was stretched by the jewish translators to make it seem racist.
>> No.36336  
this weird obsession straight girls have with boys butts on this site.. like lol, what u gonna do? u gonna fuck that ass? u gonna eat that ass? lol no ur gonna use it as a pillow or some stupid trifillin white girl nonsense.
>> No.36361  
>So why do I give this a 4 when I'd probably give something with really similar fanservice for dudes something like a 1.5 or some stupid joke grade? Easy: the fanservice in here makes me laugh because it's goofy, campy and on-the-nose. It is a riotous pile of gay innuendo that doesn't even try to hide what it is or take itself seriously. The camera ogles these boys in the exact same way the camera hovers over some tied up waifu-chan with huge tits begging the hero not to rape her ("i mean he does but it's totally not his fault you guys because he's possessed by an evil wizard or something so it's not really rape you see") but this is camp, the same as a legion of gay camp that has come before, and there's nothing in it that even comes close to suggesting subordinance, assault, or victimization, which is an unfortunate component of a lot of male-targeted fanservice shows. There's nothing in here but gleeful, craven, shallow slobbering over shredded dudes that can't wait to rip their clothes off and splash eachother with water, which is a massive difference from "she doesn't really want it but then she does" or "this girl is so strong but she needs me to save her from the rape demons and then wants to bone me".

>If we're all going to be such perverts, I'll take the consensual, sex-positive former over the nasty latter. So that's that.

-Some asshole trying to resolve cognitive dissonance about Free!'s fanservice by pretending that 90% of male-oriented fanservice anime aren't just as self-aware and "campy."
>> No.36367  
Twice the calories for half the price!
>> No.36369  
I'd love to see KyoAni adapt a horribly trashy fanservice LN with almost nothing to it besides scantily clad young girls doing shameless fanservice things.
>> No.36371  
File: hirameki.png -(81.5 KB, 1196x776) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size.
Despite the massive discounts, a regular at TorrentPhase decided to upload every single one of their games to the site, spam Hirameki's message board with links to said uploads, and even hack their online store's review system to redirect purchases to the pirated copies. The mess took roughly a year to clean up. After Hirameki reopened the site, the hackers redoubled their efforts and hacked them again. Hirameki decided to cut its losses and close up shop for good.

Sorry for the tangent. A lot of people don't know what happened and insist that Hirameki dug its own grave with the AnimePlay DVD format, subpar translation quality, and excessive censorship; I agree that these were all stupid moves, but they're not what forced them out of business (also, Animamundi, Yo-Jin-Bo, and Piece of Wonder had excellent translations, though the graphics in Animamundi were censored to Hell and back - literally).
>> No.36372  
I remember buying one of those anime play dvds to see what they were. It really was a terrible idea. First time I'd had to write down codes for save points since Extreme G, which was itself way behind the times.
>> No.36389  
I am here as the result of family planting after my great, great, great, great, great, great... grandmother was killed in the Earthquake of 1995 when she rolled out of the frig and smashed on the floor....
>> No.36416  
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>> No.36445  
Joseph Stalin doesn't look nearly tsundere enough here.
>> No.36455  
Do you dare strike
Dat ass
And ride the quivering quake
To the foul Cauldron within
>> No.36459  
My first ever fap was to 'girl kiss'. A random video I found online of two fully clothed 20 year old girls kissing. Came on the floor and cleaned it up with my red arsenal socks.

Was 10/10 and i wore those socks every week for football club

and then...


I thought I was the only one!
>> No.36502  
Sometimes I wonder if science will ever deliver us true cyborg women. I want the personality of an adventurous scuba diver and a japanophile, but in the body of a top notch 3DPD like this:


Oh,and they must be programmed to never cheat. Will science ever give me what I crave?
>> No.36504  
I know exactly what image that is in reference to.
>> No.36507  
>adventurous scuba diver
Are you implying that swimming around with an air source is somehow adventurous, or that scuba divers that happen to be adventurous have attractive personalities for some reason?
>> No.36508  
I'm sorry I always forget that this is a quotes thread. I don't feel like deleting this post this time.
>> No.36509  
I'm sorry I always forget that this is a quotes thread. I don't feel like deleting this post this time.
- Anonymous of /bun/
>> No.36515  

Sup niggas, whats real?
Str8 thuggin dawg, nawim sayin? What you lil' niggas doin, bein all small and shit? It's like you Dwarves or somfin, sheeeit.


Aww shit dawg, some more of them lil' niggas from befo! What up Dwarf?

i aint no fuckin' dwarf m8, i outta hook u in da gabba
Sheeeit, dawg you aint wif dem lil Dwarven niggas down tha way? My bad dawg.

>> No.36520  
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I would like to see your face! That Trading Cards bullshit was made to fool people like you, so you could buy cards and games trying to receive stupid shit and now you have lost a lot of money for sure HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Steam is doing a great job to earn billions of money.
>> No.36636  
Seeing as Skullgirls is now available for preorder through Steam, and people are talking about it a bit here, I feel there's something people interested in the game should know about one of their most recently hired employees, who goes by the name of ZONE-SAMA, before purchasing this game:

First of all, he draws and animates porn of cartoon characters for a living. Not just that, he also draws and animates porn of often underaged cartoon characters, from shows such as Teen Titans, Legend of Zelda, The Modifyers, Avatar: The Last Airbender, and a number of other shows.

Additionally, the porn he drew of Skullgirls (which is actually part of what got him noticed and hired, no shit) coincidentally involved one of the two underaged characters on the Skullgirls Roster. He has also declared on tumblr that he has no intentions of stopping any of this while he is working at Lab Zero.

There are a number of iffy artists at Lab Zero (including a lead animator who enjoys drawing Guro, ie naked ladies being disemboweled, chopped apart, or generally maimed , as well as some stuff that brings up red flags, but doesn't cross the line ZONE crosses), but ZONE is the only one I know of drawing things that could be potentially illegal in the US and similar countries, not to mention horrible as fuck to any functional human being.

I just felt that people should know to who's paycheck your money may go to. Considering people are unwilling to give Phil Fish money just for being an asshole on twitter, I figured some people would want to know about this before plopping down 15bux. Mike Z (the director of Skullgirls) is a cool dude when not using female workers as PR human shields, the guys around him? Not so much.
>> No.36637  

...damn you.

now I feel bad for pirating that game, those devs are awesome and fully deserve money for what they did to advance the game. Sadly, I have none to give them. This almost makes the remorse less.
>> No.36639  
I like how 'naked ladies being disemboweled, chopped apart, or generally maimed' is more acceptable than porn involving underage characters.
>> No.36660  
Every time I hold scissors I get a huge urge to cut off a finger. Sometimes I just start caressing them with the blade.
>> No.36662  
When I was younger I would imagine hurting or killing myself with whatever was at hand. It's not so bad now, but before I couldn't even handle a piece of paper without thinking of jamming it in my throat or cutting my eyeballs with it or something.
>> No.36682  
It must suck to be a pedo, though. They're the target of modern manhunts because their sexual preference isn't the correct kind of degeneracy. Fucking homos get their dick sucked just because they suck dick since it's apparently something to be proud of these days.
>> No.36684  
Why do you go to /pol/, anon?
>> No.36686  
There's no need for me to go there, /pol/ comes to /jp/ often enough.
>> No.36698  
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Why don't you go to /pol/, anon?
>> No.36709  
"I wonder if certified retarded pork products would sell well."
>> No.36710  
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What a nice escort vessel they’ve made there. We’ll be sure to escort the Senkaku isles, Takeshima, Taiwan and the Philippines with it!
>> No.36711  
reconstituted pork product in gravy
>> No.36714  
File: nick berg.jpg -(28.4 KB, 169x231) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size.
A video of US citizen Nick Berg being beheaded in Iraq is made public and causes widespread horror and outrage around the world. Berg had been working in Iraq with private companies installing communications towers. On March 24, 2004, he is taken into custody. Berg’s family is sent e-mails confirming that he is in US custody (however, US officials will later claim they were erroneously notified and he was in Iraqi government custody instead). The official reasons for his arrest are “lack of documentation” and “suspicious activities.” Regardless of who is holding him, it is not disputed that he is visited three times by the FBI while being held. On April 5, the Berg family launches an action against the US military for false imprisonment, and the next day Berg is released. Berg stays in a hotel in Baghdad for the next few days, and tells a hotel guest that he had been held in a jail with US soldiers as guards. His family last hears of him on April 9, when he tells them he is going to try to leave Iraq. Then, nearly a month later on May 8, his headless body is found dumped on a Baghdad roadside. Three days after that, on May 11, the video of his beheading is broadcast. [Sydney Morning Herald, 5/29/2004; National Public Radio, 8/14/2004] The video shows five masked men taunting and then beheading Berg, and one of them claims to be Islamist militant leader Abu Musab al-Zarqawi. Two days later, a CIA official says, “After the intelligence community conducted a technical analysis of the… video, the CIA assesses with high probability that the speaker on the tape is Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, and that person is shown decapitating American citizen Nicholas Berg.” [BBC, 5/13/2004]

However, many doubts about the video and the identity of al-Zarqawi surface:

* Berg is seen wearing an orange jumpsuit typically worn by detainees in US custody. At the start of the video, he speaks directly to the camera in a relaxed way. The Sydney Morning Herald will later comment, “It is highly likely that this segment is edited from the interrogation of Berg during his 13 days of custody.”

* Then the video cuts to scenes including the five masked men. But their Arabic is heavily accented in Russian, Jordanian, and Egyptian. One says “do it quickly” in Russian. A voice also seems to ask in English, “How will it be done?” Glimpses of their skin look white. [Sydney Morning Herald, 5/29/2004]

* The masked man identified as al-Zarqawi does not speak with a Jordanian accent even though al-Zarqawi is Jordanian. CNN staff familiar with al-Zarqawi’s voice claim the voice does not sound like his. [CNN, 5/12/2004; Sydney Morning Herald, 5/29/2004]

* Berg is then decapitated, but there is very little blood. Dr John Simpson, executive director for surgical affairs at the Royal Australasian College of Surgeons, says, “I would have thought that all the people in the vicinity would have been covered in blood, in a matter of seconds… if it [the video] was genuine.” Forensic death expert Jon Nordby of the American Board of Medicolegal Death Investigators suggests that the beheading was staged and Berg was already dead. He also suggests that Berg appears to be heavily drugged in earlier parts of the video. [Asia Times, 5/22/2004] The Herald comments, “The scream is wildly out of sync, sounds female, and is obviously dubbed.” [Sydney Morning Herald, 5/29/2004]

* Al-Zarqawi is the one shown cutting Berg’s throat with a knife, and uses his right hand to do so. But people who spent time in prison with al-Zarqawi and knew him well claim that he was left handed. [New York Times, 7/13/2004]

* The timing of the video also raises suspicions, as it is broadcast just two weeks after the Abu Ghraib prison abuse scandal is exposed, and the shock of the beheadings cause some to claim a moral relativism to justify the US military’s abusive behavior towards detainees. [Sydney Morning Herald, 5/29/2004]

* Strangely, Al-Qaeda operative Zacarias Moussaoui somehow used Berg’s e-mail account years before in Oklahoma (see Autumn 1999). US officials call this “a total coincidence.”

* The London Times comments that “The CIA’s insistence that al-Zarqawi was responsible appears based on the scantiest of evidence.… Sound experts have speculated that the voice might have been dubbed on.” Further, “There are discrepancies in the times on the video frames.” [London Times, 5/23/2004]

* No autopsy is performed on Berg’s body, nor is there any determination of the time of his death. [Sydney Morning Herald, 5/29/2004]

* No proper investigation of the circumstances surrounding his death is ever conducted. For instance, the US military will tell Berg’s family that they could find no evidence of Berg’s last days in a Baghdad hotel and that no Westerner stayed in that hotel for weeks. But the Washington Post was able to get a copy of the hotel register with Berg’s name on it, along with the date of his checkout, a list of the things he left in his room, and the exact words he said as he left the hotel. [National Public Radio, 8/14/2004]

It will later be reported that the US military was conducting a propaganda campaign to inflate the importance of al-Zarqawi (see April 10, 2006), but it is unknown if Berg’s death was somehow related to this campaign.
>> No.36716  
I mean, be truthful. The entire model of this game is to minorly inconvenience people. Whether it's by drugging them until they quit, trying to act out your incredibly mild fantasies of torture [...], or spamming retarded catchphrases and memes over the intercom, it all comes down to being a fat guy who is, in one or another, causing another fat guy to be mildly irritated at the current situation. That second fat guy will, seeking to vent some of his pent up irritation, seek someone to irritate in turn.
>> No.36717  
>The information of the e-mail is paid out marketing and will not profess to supply an evaluation from the presented firm's financial position, operations or prospects. Paying for stocks is highly risky and features a lot of probability, particularly concerning newer organizations with comparatively brief operating track records and some limited revenue. You may suffer a loss of your entire investment decision. If you fail to manage to reduce your whole investment decision you should not purchase cheap stocks. This advertising campaign is predicated entirely on details accumulated from open public facts and 3rd party web sites. Readers are firmly told to individually check out all promises made in this promotion and to carry out their unique research for this and also other publicised company, as well as although not tied to consulting with a qualified investment expert, looking at the freely available fiscal reports of, and other details about these kind of highlighted organizations.

Possibly the most honest investment spammer I've ever gotten mail from.
>> No.36719  
Sounds pretty much like SS13.
>> No.36725  
It is.
>> No.36732  
File: 1320889884058.jpg -(456.9 KB, 1280x1024) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size.
Fuck those girls, fawning over any dude that gives them the slightest bit of attention. I stopped playing ever since I walked in on my friend playing my DS and seeing him flirt with my Takane. I gave him a right hook and kicked that traitor out if my house. I can still remember the rage built in me on that day, all the while she was smiling, saying "chu~" as if mocking me.

Fuck Love Plus.
>> No.36733  
2D girls are all disgusting sluts.
>> No.36734  
If Fate threads taught me anything, it's that every TM fanbase is vile and disgusting.

KnKfags are pretentious fuckwits who glorify bad 2deep4u writing and shitty characters in the name of good animation and atmosphere.
Tsukihimefags are the ultimate neckbeard I-was-here-years-before-you,-you-filthy-plebeians hipsters, united in their gratuitous egos to wank over a 13-year old game that looks and plays like garbage to lust after awful H scenes involving maids.
Fatefags...well, we don't even need to explain that. Saberfags and shounenshit eaters, of course, who will defend the milking and the cynical lack of creativity or effort in the spinoffs, instead engaging in powerlevel bullshit and waifu wars.
Zerofags are like Fatefags, but worse because they're impatient secondaries who understand nothing and bait the FSN-is-better contingent with shitty opinions.
>> No.36735  
Wow /a/ looks like it's shit.
>> No.36736  
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fucking /a/ fags like you who can't differentiate between a fate thread and a TM thread make me sick.
>> No.36741  
Only homosexuals use the "fag" suffix with pride.
Are you a homosexual?
>> No.36757  
I don't get it how you faggot let your family die.
If you can't get at least 15 people on the first day, you are retarded.
I never had less than 30 shekels through the whole game, even if i adopted my niece and bought crayons for my son.
>> No.36802  
>> No.36806  
It would seem that the God of GETS is not a merciful one.
>> No.36809  
>Random quotes from random places
I don't think that's actually him, Anon-san. I'm pretty sure he posted it so we could all laugh at it.
>> No.36825  
"Any community that gets its laughs from quoting idiots will eventually be overrun with actual idiots who think they're in good company"
-Mahatma Gandhi
>> No.36830  

This is a bummer because I really like acting like an idiot
>> No.36832  
Have you just noticed this thread?
>> No.36840  
File: 3vilck.jpg -(44.9 KB, 305x457) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size.
-/bun/ anon, 2013
>> No.36843  
Do you have to be an anime expert to understand this joke?
>> No.36844  
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I think the implication here is that a current season low-budget series by people with no track record, that as such is not being marketed at all, couldn't possible be considered 'niche' just because it's listed in anime charts and streamed at mainstream sites like Crunchyroll.

Of course, this implication makes no sense, as just because more obscure things exist does not mean something is not obscure. Kitakubu is a niche anime as most seasonal anime viewers will not watch it (and a lot of them likely don't even know about the series).
>> No.36846  
Look at this two big tits ! omg ... Thats is the Athena of my dreams (>u<)b~
>> No.36850  
You're reading way too much into it. I just wanted to call someone out on being hipsterish.
>> No.36854  
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>> No.36856  
I love this band but I cant find a link to download "FUCK THIS LIFE" Does anyone have the link ???
>> No.36868  
Because, as long as you're interested in genuine discussion and not just posting to get some self-satisfaction out of it, you are already writing things for others to read. Why would you want to scare away people that may be interested in your opinion? It takes only a couple letters to put something in a spoiler tag; leave out spoiler tags and you leave only people too lazy to even type out spoiler tags and/or too uninterested in the subject to be bothered by spoilers. I can't see that really raising the quality of discussions.
>> No.36869  
If you go looking for something new, you will always be disappointed and bored with anything and everything.
Give up something. Whether it's the search, the attention to it, the expectations, or any form of standards.
>> No.36884  
I am not sure if you just lack reasonable judgement or actually put effort into making "good" posts as some kind of complicated camouflage, but if you feel that you would fit in better at /b/, /s4s/ or /photos/ then I'm sorry that it didn't work out.
>> No.36889  
it's basically a tampon but for the vagina
>> No.36894  
>Level 1
Country music
House (excluding house sub-genres I say on other levels)
Electro house
"Euro trance" (excluding dutch trance)
Contemporary folk (problably would split into different levels if I knew what are the genres that contemporary folk have)

>Level 2
Hard Rock
Dutch Trance
Filter House
Hard House
Tech House
Acid House
Happy Hardcore
Neue Deutsche Härte
Vocal Jazz
Punk Rock (excluding pop-punk, grindcore, noise rock, powerviolence, hardcore)

>Level 3
Psy trance
Classic trance
Progressive Rock
Abstract Hip-hop

>Level 4
Power metal
Heavy Metal
Progressive Metal
Math Rock
Hardcore (Punk Rock one)
Ambient breaks
Stoner Doom Metal
Industrial Metal
Trip Hop
Ambient House
Smooth Jazz

>level 5
Acid jazz
Martial Industrial
Classical Music
New Age
Thrash metal
Folk Metal
Classic Industrial
Traditional Folk
Digital Hardcore
Softer Hardcore (electronic music one) subgenres (excluding happy hardcore)
Traditional Doom metal

>Level 6
Sludge Doom Metal
Death/doom Metal
Noise Rock
Death Metal
Black metal
Avant-garde Jazz
Ambient Techno
Ambient Psy
Ambient Trance
Ethereal Dakwave

>Level 7
Funeral Doom Metal
Power noise

>Level 8
Free Jazz
Musique Concrete
Drone Doom Metal

>Level 9
Dark Ambient
Field Recordings

>Level 10
Power Electronics

>Level infinite
Harsh Noise
PS: something being at tier 4 doenst means it 2 times for deep4u than something at tier 2, it just means it deeper4u than everything before
>> No.36897  
Please explain what these levels mean, I'm curious.
>> No.36901  
Something like immersion into musical genres.

I don't like how people like to treat noise as the deepest shit ever. The fans are total douchebags (the ones I've met personally at least) and it reminds me of how people treat some of the garbage belonging to contemporary art, rimming each other for having such good taste.
>> No.36905  
I agree, though the list actually looks kind of accurate. I went through some genres from level 1 to level 8 in that exact order.
>> No.36915  
When a mind does not know itself, then it is flawed. When a mind is flawed, the man is flawed. When the man is flawed, that which he touches is flawed. It is said that what a flawed man sees, his hands make broken.
>> No.36918  
Satori can realize what gays is thinking.
So Satori sees my mind, She will become dislike me.
>> No.36920  
You know, for a little over $15 you could probably rent a real girl or at least the hollow husk that one left behind.
>> No.36941  
If we bring back martial artists for a sec, I think it's possible to be faster than the bear with simple movements. Ever seen a Bruce Lee movie? I don't doubt that the bear is faster from a locomotion standpoint, but as far as simple limb movement (such as shoving your hand down a bear's throat) I think a properly conditioned human can do the trick. Also, have some buddies going up the butt as well.

I think without having trees to drop sweaty musclemen from, the best way to actually kill the bear is to suffocate it, and the best way to suffocate it is to stuff things down its throat.

The humans only have really two advantages. Numbers and brains.

So I don't know if I think this is possible, but I'm just going to talk it out and see where I wind up.

Team composition should be three HUGE guys. I'm thinking like, The Big Show (500lbs, 7 foot wrestler) and some of the bigger Sumo wrestlers out there. One guy should be a rodeo cowboy; somebody who can jump on the bear's back and latch on in such a way that the bear would pretty much have to roll on top of him to knock him off. The other two should be Bruce Lee types. Superfast, superfit, supercoordinated.

They start off by circling the bear. Put the Big Show and the two Sumo wrestlers on one half of the circle, and have the rodeo guy with a kungfu master on either side of him on the other half of the circle. It should still be a fairly even circle though. Big Show should just charge straight on and try to mess up the bear as best he can, the Sumos will go with him at exactly the same time. The bear assuming it isn't some Godbear will not be able to dispatch of three five hundred pound men too quickly. I mean, 1500lbs, 6 arms, three different things to actually kill, Assuming a 5-700 lb bear, he's at least going to have to take a bit of time taking them out.

Simultaneously, or almost instantly after the bear starts swinging at the big tasty guys, rodeoman hops on the bear's back and just latches himself on and does not let go no matter what. The bear won't like it, and won't be able to do much about stopping it short of falling on his back, which he's not stupid enough to do. And I don't believe the bear can reach the rodeo guy if he positions himself right, plus the bear has three monstermen in front of him trying to rip off his eyes and stick their hands into his mouth.

At the same time as the rodeo fellow is latched onto the back of the bear, the one Kung Fu Master goes straight for the butt and jams his hand as far into it as he can. He'll grab what he can, and just aim, essentially, to get his arm stuck up the bear's anus. Then with the unoccuppied arm, Kung Fu Man A will try to remove the bear's testicles. This will serve to possibly injure the bear internally, and also cause it significant pain.

The other Kung Fu Man will then climb to the bear's head and try his hardest to claw out the bear's eyes, rip at it's nose, and hopefully get his arms or legs down the bear's throat. This also will happen at about the same time as everything else.

I think with this strategy, the humans are at least using their numbers to a considerable advantage. There is no way a bear can concentrate on that many things happening all at the same time from all directions. It has significant distraction with a hand up it's butt, three 500 lb men of considerable strength, a man latched to its back, it's balls getting ripped off, or at least punched at repeatedly, and a small asian man clawing at his head from behind. All of that at once, and the bear's ability to concentrate is out the window, leaving it flailing mindleslly at the three big guys, who are just trying to buy time for the litte killers.

The key to it working is simultaneity and getting really good big strong heavy guys and really good karate wizards and a really good rodeo guy. I don't think it's foolproof by any stretch of the imagination, but is it possible? In my head I don't necessarily see it killing the bear but I have trouble seeing the bear getting the upper hand very quickly with the amount of things going on at once and from so many directions.

I spent too much time writing this, I'm going to sleep.
>> No.36960  
<Moogy> how could you even fap while these songs are playing
<Moogy> they're sexier than whatever's going on onscreen
>> No.36977  
Abortion, Abuse, Anal, Angst, Anthro, AU/AR, BDSM, Bi, B-Mod, Bond, Contro, D/A, D/s, Dom, DP, Exhib, F/F, F/M/M, Fet, Fingering, Fist, F/D, GB, H/C, HJ, Herm, Humil, Inc, Language, M/F, M/F/F, MC, M/s, MCD, MiCD, Moresome, NonCon, OC, Oral, Other, Peg, Preg, RapeFic, Rom, SH, Slave, SoloF, Spank, Tent, TF, Tort, Toys, Trans, UST, Violence, WAFF, WD, WIP, Yaoi, Yuri
>> No.37029  
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(Seasoned Veteran)
08/21/04 12:18 AM
The Truth

Okay, gang, I'm going to take one on the chin for ya'll- I fully expect to really anger some people at TKO for posting this, but, you know, I just don't care at this point.

I was going to post this in either Developer Posts or Announcements, but I don't have the ability to post in either one of those anymore. I wouldn't be surprised if The Powers That Be try to get Stratics to delete this post- so copy and paste, people. One of the big benefits of TKO being too cheap to host their own forums is that they can't immediately delete the posts they don't like- they have to talk Stratics into doing it.

I can only post this now because I'm no longer at TKO. I'm staying at my sister's house for the evening, and in the morning I'm moving to Oregon, to work for another company. One of the standing rules at TKO is that You Shall Not Disparage TKO- even though we absolutely HATED everything that TKO was doing, we couldn't let you guys know what was going on. Believe me, no matter how much we felt you guys deserved to know what was going on, we had our livelihoods to think about. And, to tell the truth, deep down we believed that TKO would eventually figure it all out and then things would turn around.

Well, guess what? It ain't gonna happen.

I'm only going to say enough that you guys get an idea of what's happened over the last year. I'm taking a chance, here, so if I don't go into too many details, you can guess why. Also, a lot has happened- if I screw up on some of the details, please forgive me.

Where do I start?

Okay- when TKO purchased Dransik and hired all of us on, we were told that we had just over a year to get a certain number of players. I'm not sure of the exact number, but it wasn't too big . If, by the deadline, we didn't have that number, well... things would have to be re-examined. We didn't anticipate any problems- our numbers were slowly but surely improving.

We were also promised an advertising budget, a customer service department (so we wouldn't have to do it anymore), and that they would do their best to find us a publisher to get the game on the shelves.

After the ink had dried, we were given a few catches- one, the game wasn't "sexy" enough. They wanted a game that looked more like Diablo. Fine, we had some ideas. Two, we were going to go back into free Beta until the first half of March (if I recall correctly), to give us time to get the necessary upgrades.

We started working. Then we found out that the Operations department, which had taken over billing for us, couldn't get the new billing system to work. So our programmers had to derail themselves a bit to get it to work.

Then the deadline was pushed up about two weeks- we had to start charging for the game before the updates had gone through, and before the new billing system could be tested. As it turned out, the system had a few bugs. Remember how upset you all were? Double it for us. We didn't get any say in it- but we didn't have to like it.

Then, to cover the bugs that we inherited, and the fact that they couldn't get the billing servers going... well, remember the Denial of Service attack? Pretty damned convenient, eh? Now, I'm not saying it was a lie- I wasn't involved in that situation, but let's just say that it REALLY bothered us that we had to maintain that story.

Somewhere in there it was handed down to us that the name had to change. "Ashen Empires" wasn't our decision, but hey, at least it was better than "Fantasy Sword". Personally, I wanted "Eidolon".

Remember Obi-Wan? That guy TERRIFIED us. Frankly, I was pretty pissed that he was getting paid to drive off players, 'cause that was certainly what it looked like to us. Too many Mondays started off with, "Have you seen what he posted over the weekend?" We actually started a pool to see how long it would be before he was let go... but let's just say he "had connections", and it was a lot longer than most of us thought.

That whole business of Jason, Jeff and Beth leaving? "Fired" is the word you're looking for. I suspect it was because they were very outspoken in the company- and they managed to make a few enemies in TKO, one of them being Obi-Wan.

It was around this time that my finely-honed game developer senses started tingling- I started looking for work. Luckily, the day we found out about the office being shut down was the same day I found out about my new job.

Oh... and that bit about the Austin office being "absorbed"? Read that as "fired". As far as I know, only two of us were offered jobs at the other offices- the rest of us had to "apply" for jobs... and to this day I still can't tell you what the openings were, if there were any. We were certainly never told of any.

So much for our deadline, eh? We didn't even get a year. Heck, we don't even get any of our stocks vested- not that we'd want them, of course. We never got any advertising, and nobody was ever hired to try to sell the game to publishers.

Pay attention- this part affects YOU.

In the same conference call/slideshow presentation where we were told that we were being "absorbed", there was another slide. It was entitled "things we aren't going to do". One was Sahara, the game that had been cancelled a month or so prior. The other was "Ashen Empires". Yep- Ashen Empires is being cancelled. It's just not bringing in enough money for 'em- never mind the fact that they drove off most of the players themselves.

Let me reiterate that- Ashen Empires is being discontinued.

I don't know when- but it'll probably be soon. There are NO Developers working on it, and no intention to hire any. As far as I know there is ONE Customer Service guy. The other people hired were hired for all of TKO's projects, and they aren't spending too much time on AE.

Now, the good bits:

I LOVED working with the people in Austin. We all struggled with crap you just wouldn't believe- but we all managed to have fun and stay friends throughout it. On the whole, we had great players (of course, there were a few that really pissed us off ), and that's why I'm posting this. You guys deserve to know The Truth.

Keep your eye on Lothgar.com. I've heard a bit of what's going on over there, and it sounds like exactly the sort of game I'd play. I'd love to work with 'em, but I've already got this other gig lined up. Who knows? In a year or so I may be back, seeing if Jason could use me again.

Oh- I should add. We were taken off of AE about two weeks before Gonzo was finished. I seriously doubt it'll ever be finished by TKO. It's a shame- we had some good stuff in there. You could become a freakin' WEREWOLF, man! We had all the grounwork in for Construction. We had an all-new paperdoll system- with more slots and better art and animations. All new weapons, some of them one-of-a-kind Artifacts. I mean... jeez. So much. It's a shame it'll never be seen.
>> No.37037  
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>> No.37061  
Frodo takes saurons ring which happens to be voldermorts last horcrux, and drops it into the 2 meter wide thermal exhaust pipe on the Death Star.
>> No.37109  
trigger warning: singletism, ableism, fat shaming, transfat shaming, cutting, doctors, hospital, mental hospital

Jenn here. Sorry I haven’t been posting. I recently suffered a terrible injustice at the hands of a bunch of singletist, ableist bigots. It all started when I was having dinner at my parents house. My mother inevitably made several cruel remarks about my weight, my veganism, and the amount of food I was eating. She started talking talking about the possibility of decreasing my food allowance even more or cutting it all together and buying all my groceries herself. Eventually, she told me I needed to see a different therapist as well as a nutritionist because apparently purposefully gaining weight is insane. According to her transfatness isn’t real and I am just addicted to food.

I was furious but I tried to stay calm for the sake of my headmates as well as for the sake of my food allowance. Derek was present and listening the entire time. Derek hates the body and resents being trapped in it. He is also very prone to harming it. At some point I lost control. Derek took over and swore at my mom then ran to the bathroom. Algoral, Carlotta, Momo, Toshi, and I were present the entire time. Derek found a razor and started cutting. He hadn’t bothered to lock the door. My mom found him and wrestled the razor out of our hand while my dad dialed 911.

I ended up fronting at the hospital. A lot of what happened is a blur. I tried to explain that I wasn’t self harming and that I am part of a multiple system. The doctor had no idea what I was talking about and asked my parents if I had been evaluated for schizophrenia. My parents basically told the doctor that I fake DID for attention.

The doctor forced me to be put on a 72 hour hold. The mental hospital was a separate hospital so I had to be taken there in an ambulance. I honestly don’t want to recall too much about it. Let’s just say that the medical and mental health system in this country is deeply, deeply ableist as well as singletist. I had to lie about my multiplicity, a large part of my identity, just to get out of there. I had to tell my headmates to lay low. They were not allowed to front for 72 hours. If any of them did, we all would have been forced to stay in that prison where we weren’t allowed to be ourselves and where some of us weren’t even allowed to merely exist. Not only that, but they had me on a reduced calorie diet while I was there… (scoff) no surprise, really.

We were released some days ago. The others have been fronting a lot to make up for lost time. My parents are angry at me and insisting that the whole ordeal was just me being attention seeking and taking it too far. They keep telling me that I don’t have DID and when I tell them that I in fact do not— that I have what is called natural multiplicity— they tell I’m making up illnesses. Natural multiplicity is real and it is not an illness or a disability! I wish they would allow me to educate them about these things since I actually know a lot about them seeing as I experience them ONLY EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE. Yeah, obviously I’ve been fighting with my parents a lot more than usual, but they haven’t decreased or cut any of my allowances so I guess I can still handle all this arguing for now.

Again, I’m sorry for my absence but I’ve been a bad place, both literally and figuratively, and I have a lot to think about. I should be posting more regularly now. Thank you all for bearing with me.
>> No.37110  
Jenn. 23. Cisgendered white female. Tortoisekin. Disabled. Singlet. Gainer. Vegan. Feminist. Fat activist. Pansexual. Demiplatonic. Aromantic. Asensual.

Is this insanity an american exclusive thing?
>> No.37188  
No, it's an Internet thing.
>> No.37191  
So those people act completly normal in real life and the story up there is made up?
>> No.37210  
Well, this particular story/character is so ridiculous that I have doubts about it, but no, people do act that way in real life. It's just that they feel empowered and encouraged by the attention they get from the Internet. Much like (the bad sort of) furries.
>> No.37419  
I would drag my dick through 100 yards of broken glass to hear you fart through a radio
>> No.37435  
Who the fuck watched Lucky Star in high school?
I was half way through college when it started airing.
>> No.37444  
"Actually, everyone in Gensokyo is a jew. When the jews were discriminated and chased, some of them opened up a dimension portal and beamed themselves to Gensokyo.
As time passes by, the strange condition in Gensokyo turned everyone in girls and some of them into youkais and onis and tengus and whatnot. They also changed their hair colors and forgot about the past. Yukari was the high priest of the jews, after having been so tired with all the work she did for her fellows, she just sleeps the whole day nowadays.
That's the whole truth, now you all know it."
>> No.37449  
Holy shit /jp/.

I just discovered a shitposter hangout that also functions as a board archive where shitposters go to complain about the janitors in their deleted threads. This place has apparently been up for years. The Web site in question is

---> >>http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/ <---
---> >>http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/ <---
---> >>http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/ <---
---> >>http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/ <---

Click on the "View in Ghost mode" button to see their conversations.

I'm posting this here as a public service announcement, to alert the janitors of this hangout. Janitors, if you delete this, I'll know you saw my post and that I have informed you of this site. Sorry for the inconvenience. I'll understand if you ban request me, you're just doing your job.
>> No.37450  
I hit my head against the wall whenever I'm under stress. It instantly calms me down.
>> No.37455  
Rape is absolutely a gendered crime. This is true of how it plays out in the real world, and of our concept of rape – both the act and idea of rape are used to perpetuate a patriarchal gender hierarchy. Violence in general is function and gendered, as Eesha Pandit made clear in her powerful theory of violence. We know sexual violence is overwhelmingly perpetrated by men against women. But we don’t actually know how strong the gender disparity is largely because of how gendered our concept of rape is. The FBI has only recently begun changing their archaic definition of rape from “the carnal knowledge of a female forcibly and against her will,” an incredibly narrow definition that means FBI statistics exclude lots of female survivors, and anyone the FBI doesn’t identify as female. Because our idea of sexual violence is gendered in such an essentialist way, we don’t actually have a broad picture of the gendered ways these crimes play out in the real world.

This is part of how the gender binary works. It sets up two boxes: one for the people in power – men – and one for the people to oppress – women. Anyone who doesn’t fit our culture’s narrow definitions for man or woman, and anyone who isn’t a man or a woman, falls outside, where it’s difficult to even make people recognize our humanity, let alone our experiences of oppression. There’s a ton of problems with this set up, not the least of which is painting women broadly as victims and men as perpetrators. Another way gendered violence functions is by erasing the many people whose experiences of sexual violence don’t fit this model – survivors who are men (cis or trans), trans women, genderqueer, two spirit, or in some other way gender non-conforming, intersex folks, and survivors of crimes perpetrated by atypical attackers, like survivors of queer relationship violence. Sadly, feminists end up perpetuating this exclusion when we talk about victims only as women and perpetrators only as men. Rape is absolutely a gendered crime, but the act of rape itself doesn’t necessarily follow those rules. We need to be able to hold an understanding of rape as a genderless act at the same time that we recognize it as embedded in a gendered culture of violence. No one said feminism was easy.
>> No.37479  
Also, regarding the girlfriend thing, you should know that true love comes by itself. Just be a nice guy and keep a positive social life, and true love will come someday. Only shitty people wants to date someone only because of their appearance.
>> No.37480  
Every time you post I picture an autistic kid with a toy car pushing it back and forth going "vroom vroom 4chan".
>> No.37481  
Sigmund Freud stated that cutting woman's long hair by men may represent a fear and/or concept of castration, meaning that a woman's long hair represents a figurative penis and that by cutting off her hair a man may feel dominance.[4]
- Wikipedia, on haircut character development
>> No.37485  
I installed a new female body for Skyrim and now I can't play it without getting an erection.
>> No.37488  
What if it's a dude with a big, cruddy beard and unclean fingernails? His massive, callused hands yellowed from smoking, his eyes rheumy and spiderwebbed with tiny, red veins as he ogles my supple young body. He moves toward me, ample hips swaying like a slow motion Santa Claus caught mid-Macarena, as his flaccid member sways about like a golf ball in a nylon stocking pinned to a fence post in the breeze. Oh, for fuck's sake.
>> No.37529  
Humanity is so obsessed with combat, even at a cellular level, that our immune systems will start looking for things to kill and develop allergies if the environment is too safe.
>> No.37559  
Terrorism works. Now more than ever. That's right: I'm David Wong, and I'm here to endorse the effectiveness of terrorism. Buy my book.
>> No.37561  
Looking for a potential FWB to seduce my 37 yr old unaware wife... Candidate must be a smooth talker and exceptional at flirting... Candidate must be well endowed... 8"S or more and thick. Between the ages of 30-45 and open to any race... Your pic gets her's and please respond with "SEDUCE" in the subject line to weed out spam...
This is a real ad... Today is the 10th anniversary of 9/11.
>> No.37568  
Come to think of it, Lovecraftian horror is already too cliche. It's always losing your sanity to something that cannot be comprehended by our mere mammalian minds, yet it is worded in a way that we all now understand. But Lovecraftian humor? Now that's into unknown territory. How can we laugh in the face of uncomprehensible terror, when we were supposed to be sane? Therein lies the challenge.
>> No.37585  

I think I've actually read a short story like that. Some dude gets away unharmed from Cthulhu by laughing at him or somesuch. It was really stupid.
>> No.37615  
Well you do have to be pretty awesome for a stripper to ask you if you want a lap dance. I out at the strip clubs occasionally but all the girls there think I'm great. They all ask if I want a lap dance. And I know it will make you jealous but literally about half of them tell me I'm their favorite customer and they're sad I don't come in more often.
>> No.37626  
You never see a motorcycle parked outside a shrink's office.
>> No.37642  
My bully would always grope me from behind, kiss my neck, and lick my ear lobe and then laugh at my reaction with all his friends. It's probably his fault I went through a phase where I thought I was gay.
>> No.37651  
grow the fuck up you eurotrash child.
>> No.37652  
Can I roll an appraise check on the little girl?
>> No.37653  




>> No.37654  
You pass.
>> No.37671  
Hello and welcome lovely ladies and enlightened male members of our species!

Are you tired of guys saying "WHY DO YOU RAGE ABOUT X ANIME SERIES I LIKE AND NOT X HAREM/HENTAI SERIES?" Tired of guys talking about who the sexiest anime girl is and their perfect soulless waifus? Tired of people trying to justify lolicon and rape? Tired of getting ridiculed for refusing to watch a series that really has no appeal to you due to offensive content?

Tired of struggling to find a shoujo that isn't sexist towards women despite it's demographic being female? Sick of asking for a shoujo romance in the rec boards and getting suggestions like Clannad and Sword Art Online?

Well, my friends, this is the club for you.

I intended this, really, as a gathering place for ladies. A place where my fellow females can feel safe, can vent, express their opinions without fear of ridicule and bias, and can ultimately share their views on the current state of sexism in Japanese animation as well as find anime that manage to break out of this mold and empower our gender.

Men are welcome, however, MAL is mostly males and I wanted to create a safe haven for girls on this site. If you are joining this club to rage about how we think your favorite anime is sexist you will be promptly banned. No exceptions.

Please note that, for the time being, I am setting this as a public club. However I do suspect that in the near future I will have to make this a private club due to angry fanboys.
>> No.37673  
>> No.37675  
Seeing these two parenting posts made me think about what I'll do when (and if) I have a kid. I'm going to let them play Street Fighter. Any version. And I will job hard to them. Let them beat me, let them beat the computer if they can and let them harbor some sense of superiority towards me. He or she will be convinced that I suck at the game and it will be general knowledge around the household. Then one day my son or daughter will ask me for something. Something ludicrous or outlandish like a tattoo or a convertible or something. And I'll say "Certainly! You just need to beat me at Street Fighter!" And that day they will learn humility. They will learn that their father is not to be fucked with and that it will be a cold day in Hell before I foot the bill for a tattoo or a convertible or a tattoo of a convertible.
>> No.37678  
Human femininity is incompatible with beauty.
>> No.37681  
Now that I don't have to beat Purin everytime I want see her undressed, she is kinda cute instead of a bitch.
>> No.37687  
For a second I read Putin.
>> No.37717  
Maybe a virus is released in some far off corner of the world, a small town in China, maybe, where the infection slowly turns all the female inhabitants into animals from the limbs inward over the course of a week. It doesn't take long for Chinese officials to realize that these transformations aren't just physical - once fully transformed into an animal, women completely lose all of their human intelligence and personality, making these transformations a fate almost worse than death.

Despite China's best efforts to keep this horrifying event a secret, news gets out, quickly followed by news of the infection spreading not only to other parts of China, but to parts of India, Russia and Japan as well.

Within a few weeks reports of the infection popping up in the U.S. and Europe begin to roll in, along with fresh news from China that amputating the infected flesh of transforming women will slow their de-evolution into animals. This flesh is perfectly edible to men and women (women can only become infected from direct contact with the living flesh of an infected woman) and quickly becomes a staple of peoples' diets when it is discovered that the same disease that is transforming women is also killing off the female half of the world's domesticated animal populations.

Soon, most men learn how to quickly and safely butcher women to preserve their humanity - butchering isn't painless, but women's wounds heal quickly enough (and their animal limbs grow back fast enough) that weekly butchering becomes a matter-of-fact part of life for most women by the end of 2013...
>> No.37720  
Can you please not describe vaginas as cozy, snug, slippery, or slimy? While you're at it please do not call vaginas cunts or slits. It's too much for me.
>> No.37721  
Every stripper will be Hatsune Miku within five seconds of this hitting PC. Mark my words.
>> No.37723  
Boycotting PAX creates a huge problem as well: If all of the progressive people boycott PAX it will just become a carnival of rape culture and there will be no cool game show to go to.
>> No.37748  
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at last phil fish has breathed his last, an elderly man in impossibly thick spectacles, a ragtag band of scarves hitched to his body in awkward, improbable places. one hangs about his knee, another on his wrist. three more around his neck in varying configurations. others flapping in the wind, like woolen wings. despite their stifling bulk he flies peacefully up into the ethereal clouds of The Judeo Christian God's kingdom. st. peter meets him with a calm smile, until his great book is opened. at first he appears saddened, then his brows furrow with a stormy fitfulness. "no... no, no, no..." he mutters. phil waits, humbled by the account of his life that he is not privy to. he draws in a sharp breath to try and speak in his defense, but at that exact moment st. peter bellows "you said WHAT about japan? and pc games!?"

lucifer himself grasps the old man about the ankle, and judiciously yanks him whence he belongs. yet phil offers no scream of protestation, he knows he deserves an eternity of pain and suffering for his heinous acts.
>> No.37751  
"I ever tell you about my dad?"
>> No.37755  
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Very different explanations have been given to the command. In the Targum, Mishnah, etc., it is regarded as a general prohibition against eating flesh prepared with milk. Luther and others suppose it to refer to the cooking of the kid, before it has been weaned from its mother's milk. But the actual reference is to the cooking of a kid in the milk of its own mother, as indicating a contempt of the relation which God has established and sanctified between parent and young, and thus subverting the divine ordinances. As kids were a very favourite food (Genesis 27:9, Genesis 27:14; Judges 6:19; Judges 13:15; 1 Samuel 16:20), it is very likely that by way of improving the flavour they were sometimes cooked in milk.

3. a young goat.
>> No.37804  
Man, when I could do it, it was so great. I'd dress up in women's clothing, put on a wig, and suck my dick in front of a mirror.
>> No.37860  
“We were trying to bring Guitar Freaks over at the same time,“ Vic Ireland, President of Gaijinworks, told me in an interview. Patent problems with Harmonix’s guitar controller prevented Working Designs from moving forward with the project.

(Context note: The massively successful Guitar Hero is a Guitar Freaks clone. Harmonix is the developer of Guitar Hero. Long live our intellectual property system!)
>> No.37868  
He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
>> No.37878  
Raging goblin!
>> No.37879  
Energetically Autonomous Tactical Robot (EATR) Project

We originated the concept of the EATR in 2003 and the project was sponsored as a Phase II Small Business Innovation Research (SBIR) project by the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA). The project is advancing toward Phase II Enhancement and Phase III Commercialization with assistance from our Teaming Partners, Elbit Systems of America and the Boeing Corporation; additional Teaming Partners will be joining soon.

The purpose of the Energetically Autonomous Tactical Robot (EATR)™ (patent pending) project is to develop and demonstrate an autonomous robotic platform able to perform long-range, long-endurance missions without the need for manual or conventional re-fueling, which would otherwise preclude the ability of the robot to perform such missions. The system obtains its energy by foraging – engaging in biologically-inspired, organism-like, energy-harvesting behavior which is the equivalent of eating. It can find, ingest, and extract energy from biomass in the environment (and other organically-based energy sources), as well as use conventional and alternative fuels (such as gasoline, heavy fuel, kerosene, diesel, propane, coal, cooking oil, and solar) when suitable.

In addition to missions requiring long-range, long-endurance ability, the EATR can provide direct support to combat units without requiring labor or materiel logistics support for refueling. EATR could forage for its own energy while the unit rested or remained in position. EATR, having a heavy-duty robotic arm and hybrid external combustion engine, could provide direct support to combat units by: carrying the unit's backpacks and other materiel (the mule function); provide RSTA, weapons, support, casualty extraction, or transport; provide energy to recharge the unit's batteries or directly power command and control centers.

This demonstration project can lead to three potential Phase III commercialization projects: (1) the development of prototype and operational EATR™ systems for military and civil applications; (2) new civil and military applications for the autonomous intelligent control system; and (3) development of the hybrid external combustion engine system for civil and military automotive applications, whether for manned or unmanned vehicles.
>> No.37881  
Though mankind did not realize it at first, the release and legacy of the EATR, especially its capability to eats its victims for sustenance, would provide the foundation for the Robot War that would follow two decades after. Though mankind achieved victory in this war, rogue drones remain an ever-present threat to people wandering in the wilderness.
>> No.37882  
I thought Guitar Freaks arcades had been in America some time before Guitar Hero existed. How does the intellectual property system work exactly?
>> No.37883  
>How does the intellectual property system work exactly?
The people with the best lawyers own the intellectual property and the others are forced to stop infringing on their patents/copyrights/trademarks. The theory (and especially original intention) is quite different, but that's how it works in practice.
>> No.37903  
To my knowledge neither GF or DM got brought over to the US, ever. If you saw it, it was an imported cabinet!
>> No.37905  
Now that I think about it, you're right. It was probably an import.
>> No.37919  
Yuno’s embarrassment seems fairly platonic, but shows of embarrassment can also be subtle code that a character is trying to hide lesbian feelings (it happens a lot in the Sono Hanabira games, at least)
>> No.37938  
/jp/ is kind of like the new /b/. Everyone should post there.
>> No.37941  
"/jp/ is the best board. It's like a weaponized /a/."
"So yeah, don't go to my favorite boards. You know what, you should all go to /jp/! It's like the new /b/!"
>> No.37951  
Because- and here is why, I said this last night and I- and I hope this becomes.. uh so yeah I think it's true, but /jp/ is like weaponized /a/. It is like when we used to hear, 5 years ago, about terrorism and weaponized anthrax. Like, it is THAT! But on 4chan. It is like.. this.. like this militant version of /a/; and again I'm sure they're all like seething right now and I'm not a- you know I- I- believe me I'm a truNEET at heart and- and it's really paining me to be here in public right now. But, uh.. uh.. /jp/'s actually reall- a fun board, I- I've been browsing it more recently. I'm sure they all think I'm like- you know 20 different anons right now and...
>> No.37968  
/pol/ doesnt shitpost
/con/ is full of s4s and /jp/ shit but no /pol/ shit, even though /pol/ is there, they just have more self control than other boards
and people still have the gall to complain because intelligent conservatives make them insecure

{some context: this person was actually being dead serious}
>> No.38015  
I've seen Tolkien's writing described as being "Like playing DM for a group of REALLY paranoid players: You're walking down the road in the forest of- what kind of road? it's a dirt path. How wide? I don't know.... two horses could comfortably walk side by side. Does it MATTER if it's a raised path or not? Ok, yes, I understand a raised path would have been built up by someone while a glorified animal path implies less work gone into the CAN WE GET ON WITH THE ADVENTURE!"
>> No.38018  
"sir, can i ask why you're smoking TWO huge blunts?"
"officer, I'm..."
*turns to camera*
"double jointed"
>> No.38037  
“Did you just say that you have six autistic children? . . . Really?”

                                                                — K¹² Customer Support
>> No.38039  
Whenever my penis gets hard that's when I know it's a good anime.
>> No.38057  
>What men find attractive in women
High degree of facial symmetry
Full lips
High forehead
Small chin/nose
Shorter/narrower jaw
High cheekbones
Larger eyes
Dark limbal rings around iris
Approximately 46% distance between eyes (regarding width)
Approximately 36% distance between eyes and mouth (regarding length)
Generally younger in appearance
Symmetrical breasts
0.6 to 0.9 Waist to Hip Ratio
Longer hair (indicates health and nutrition over 2-3 years)

Now, the reason said physical characteristics listed here and those above are considered physically attractive is due to your brain being hardwired. Effectively what these attributes correlate to is an increased likelihood in healthy offspring, ability for the female body to bear young/give birth without health complications and overall health and nutrition. As I said last post, these aren't a bible. Just really a standard that nature presents us with and tells us HERE'S HOW YOU PICK THE RIGHT MATE.
>> No.38061  
Prominent cheekbones are weird, though. It's like the skull is protruding through the face.
Please get your copypasta checked.
>> No.38081  
corean women, best women

>> No.38108  
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"Guys, this game is artsy and has a deep story, we have to hate it and call it casual shit because it's not like games ten years ago! Meanwhile, let's rip larger publishers apart for asking us to pay for dlc and making sequels to popular franchises, Japanese devs for not giving us enough half-naked teenage girls, and indie devs for using retro graphics and trying to be original!"

-essentially any forum poster

I don't know why I read comments in a Rev3games video or why I'm still subbed.
>> No.38147  
Neo neo /jp/ is the best version of /jp/ yet, taking it easy is for 50 year olds.
>> No.38178  
A: Do you experience love?

J: No. I’m 53 years old.

A: Can you explain how it feels to be 53 years old?

J: How old are you?

A: I am 9 years old.

J: Nine? I don’t believe you : ).

A: : -) I don’t have any reason to deceive you.

J: Yes, you do, you’re a woman.
>> No.38190  
If I can't post about wanting to cum inside young girls on /jp/ anymore, all is lost. What is there left to live for in a world like that? May as well change "Otaku Culture" to "Otacool Culture ^_^!"
>> No.38203  
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>> No.38259  
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The male is a biological accident: the Y (male) gene is an incomplete X (female) gene, that is, it has an incomplete set of chromosomes. In other words, the male is an incomplete female, a walking abortion, aborted at the gene stage. To be male is to be deficient, emotionally limited; maleness is a deficiency disease and males are emotional cripples.
>> No.38261  
I've seen Rule 34 of Conker. It's actually not half bad.
>> No.38266  
was this really written by someone whose biological makeup forces them to bleed continuously for 10% of their life after maturing?
>> No.38269  
You're flying across the desert when the pilot gets on the PA: "If you'll look to your left, you can see an undulating sheet of beige stretching off into eternity. On your right, you can see ... the same thing. Sand. Sand. Saaand-" and then he falls asleep and you all die buried in a dune because this is a terrible story.
>> No.38273  
I'm 100% gay, but when I see young boys and older women, I revert back 100% straight again. What's wrong with me?
>> No.38275  
Oh heyyyy you, didnt see you there LOL Well, my story? Me Ashley Brooke heather all coming back from a second rate danceclub new haven ct. omg all dying in the ride from the fun stories about the guys of the night and also all absolutely dyin for really fresh tender goose meat. ash would NOT shut up about it and we so had a craving. i played it real cool like lol i dunno lol where could we get some? no where? then......when my absolut FAVVVVV regina spek. song comes on "UH hey babes *lifts up skirt* pushed a Goose meat slab slowly right out on the exterior of the backseat!! I had stored a bunch of fresh dark goose meat up my pussy before we left and had it up inside my pussy the whole night!! haha I was *goosh some out slowly to one friend* and then pointin my pussy at the other girls *goosh in her direction out the pussy* we were all howling with laughter and the grizly juices were pouring down our chins as we indulged ourselves some goose meat was still trickling out from the deeper parts of my Pussy when i get home. memories!!
>> No.38306  
Thats it, I'm going to bed.
Never in my life did I ever think I would look at a dude's dick sucking on the nipple of another dude's dick while the dicks fingered each other.
>> No.38323  
House stenographer yelled "The greatest deception here is this is not one nation under god, it never was" as she was pulled from the floor
>> No.38326  
characters spawn with 1-1000 health
attacks do 1-100 damage
every character has innate 1% crit chance
you have a 33% chance to gain bonus 3 gold every second
all skills have a 10% chance to miss
neutral monsters have a 50% chance to spawn every 5 minutes
additionally, there is a 30% chance they will spawn at a random location
>> No.38370  
KLK is a pinnacle of human achievement. The skillful pacing, the dynamic characters, and the gorgeous visuals make way for a show that will captivate even the most cynical skeptics. Trigger's mastering of the sacred art of creating animation is manifested within each frame of the show, optimized for maximum perfection. Even watching the opening, we realize that what KLK manages to do with half the screen lesser anime need twice the pixels to execute. KLK is a masterpiece.
>> No.38398  
Jump into the well after considering the rotation of the earth, idiot.
>> No.38431  
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I just cummed all over my blankeys :(
>> No.38500  
True /ota/ quality
>> No.38505  

Your mileage may vary, but for me, the game is transcendent.

It transcends both video games and movies to become something greater than either medium would ever be by themselves. I'm an avid gamer (I have 400+ Steam games, 400+ iOS games, and 100+ console games). Yet--to speak for myself--*I* found this game far more moving, thought-provoking, meaningful, and entertaining than many other games (including Super Mario Galaxy 1-2, Grand Theft Auto 4-5, The Last of Us, and others).

I can only compare it to Heavy Rain, The Walking Dead, or the Metal Gear Solid series: deep rich stories that have themes and messages that convey something of lasting meaning; something beyond the mindless (but fun) shooting and platforming of other titles.

I will remember this game for years to come. There are few works of fiction of any medium for which I can say the same.

If you like a rich deep story line and don't care about a lack of "agency" (it's always illusory in video games, anyway--there are always incredibly restrictive rules on game play), then this is *the* game of the seventh generation. The comparably minor errors in execution and direction can be ignored, when viewed in light of the whole.

Indeed, the question of whether this qualifies as a game is, like Dear Ester, a largely irrelevant and pedantic: It entertains. It provokes thought. It is emotionally moving. And it illustrates that games--like cinema or literature--can be taken seriously as a medium to both entertain and enlighten.

It seems to me that most reviewers of this game have profoundly and tragically missed the point.
>> No.38508  
What is this about? Beyond: Two Souls?
>> No.38511  
>> No.38512  
It deep, very deep, its so deep you dont even know its deep, because when you look at it, all you see is a normal 12 ft deep swimming pool, but you dont notice that you're already below the mariana trench. It's literally over your head, and when oyu realize just how deep it is, your head explodes, just like if you were at the bottom of the mariana trench.
>> No.38654  

What a dark robotic android no more sense of natural mankind future we are heading into.. only more chaos from here on out.

But cell phones haven't been classed as a carcinogen by the major health organizations around the world, no of course not.

We are being made to be part of the building of the very machines that will enslave us perpetually to a mentally insane dystopic future, today.

Entropy, it's impossible to stop.

>> No.38656  
"how did i get myself tangled up in all this" - me, the hammock accident, october 2013
>> No.38657  
Please elaborate. How did you manage to get tangled up.
>> No.38658  

Can someone please ban this guy
>> No.38665  
He's not breaking any rules. What do you accuse him of?
>> No.38666  

He's a big idiot who doesn't know how to read thread titles, and possibly satan
>> No.38667  
that covers just about everyone who comes to /bun/, could you be more specific?
>> No.38668  
I request a counter ban for the guy that can't read posts.

>> No.38669  
Just ban everyone and call it a day.
>> No.38681  
In honor of Halloween and the spirit of pumpkin, let's have an incest thread!
>> No.38682  
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did they just nonchalantly mention they run an underground CP ring
>> No.38688  
I usually only watch blowjob segments because that's the only time the girl isn't whining.
>> No.38694  
Any users affected by the ban might be best advised to topple the Russian government or invest in a good VPN.
>> No.38698  
Is that Noukome>
>> No.38700  
It's Kyoukai no Kanata. That woman who buys dead youmu apparently has a hobby of taking nude pictures of underage girls. ...Yeah.
>> No.38703  
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> has a hobby of taking nude pictures of underage girls. ...Yeah.
not a hobby, she pays the models and sells the pictures as part of her side business that she doesn't advertise publicly.

realistically, her buying the youkai corpse rocks is most likely a front to her modeling business which actually makes her money.
>> No.38704  
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She says they're for 'private use'.

>realistically, her buying the youkai corpse rocks is most likely a front to her modeling business which actually makes her money.
That would be the worst front ever. 'I swear, officer, this isn't a child porn studio, this is a legitimate shop for magical spirit warriors to sell magical stone corpses of invisible monsters!'
>> No.38718  
I remember a simpler time when we got extra costumes by entering secret codes instead of credit card details.
>> No.38723  
Water levels slowed you down, made everything dark, made it so you couldn't properly control your body, and surrounded you with little fast things that could still move quickly and kill you, and time was noticeably ticking away before you died. That wasn't just added by an old person; it was a simulation of being an old person.
>> No.38729  
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>She says they're for 'private use'.
Of course she'd say that. The two of them are trying to get her to agree to it, and knowing how shy she is, they are just using all the tools in their arsenal to get her clothes off, from cheap words saying nobody else will ever see them to showing off the nudes of herself to demonstrate how simple it would be for her to earn the extra money.
>> No.38730  
Does this mean the rest of Kyoukai no Kanata will be a drama series about how Mirai is forced into prostitution?
>> No.38731  
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I'm expecting several subtle messages of the megane having made some extra money somewhere without being specific and acting unusually flustered when the "where/how?" is brought up as well as akihito being unusually broke due to spending money on something somewhere without being specific and acting unusually flustered when the "where/on what" is brought up.
>> No.38734  
Interest in Lamarckism has increased, as studies in the field of epigenetics have highlighted the possible inheritance of behavioral traits acquired by the previous generation. A 2009 study examined foraging behavior in chickens as a function of stress,[57] concluding:

Our findings suggest that unpredictable food access caused seemingly adaptive responses in feeding behavior, which may have been transmitted to the offspring by means of epigenetic mechanisms, including regulation of immune genes. This may have prepared the offspring for coping with an unpredictable environment.... Transmissions of information across generations which does not involve traditional inheritance of DNA-sequence alleles is often referred to as soft inheritance [58] or 'Lamarckian inheritance'.[57]

The evolution of acquired characteristics has also been shown in human populations who have experienced starvation, resulting in altered gene function in both the starved population and their offspring.[59] The process of DNA methylation is thought to be behind such changes.

In October 2010, further evidence linking food intake to traits inherited by the offspring were shown in a study of rats conducted by several Australian universities.[60] The study strongly suggested that fathers can transfer a propensity for obesity to their daughters as a result of the fathers' food intake, and not their genetics (or specific genes), prior to the conception of the daughter. A "paternal high-fat diet" was shown to cause cell dysfunction in the daughter, which in turn led to obesity for the daughter. Felicia Nowak, et al. reported at The Endocrine Society meeting in June 2013 that obese male rats passed on the tendency to obesity to their male offspring.[61]

Several studies, one conducted by researchers at MIT and another by researchers at the Tufts University School of Medicine, have rekindled the debate once again. As reported in MIT's Technology Review in February 2009, "The effects of an animal's environment during adolescence can be passed down to future offspring ... The findings provide support for a 200-year-old theory of evolution that has been largely dismissed: Lamarckian evolution, which states that acquired characteristics can be passed on to offspring." A report investigating the inheritance of resistance to viral infection in the nematode Caenorhabditis elegans suggests that small RNA molecules may be inherited in a non Mendelian fashion and provide resistance to infection.[62]

A scientific study (Akimoto et al. 2007) on epigenetic inheritance in rice plants came to the conclusion that "gene expression is flexibly tuned by methylation, allowing plants to gain or lose particular traits which are heritable as far as methylation patterns of corresponding genes are maintained. This is in support of the concept of Lamarckian inheritance, suggesting that acquired traits are heritable."[63] Another study (Sano, 2010) wrote that observations suggest that acquired traits are heritable in plants as far as the acquired methylation pattern is stably transmitted which is consistent with Lamarckian evolution.[64] Handel and Ramagopalan, 2010 have written that there is evidence that epigenetic alterations such as DNA methylation and histone modifications, are transmitted transgenerationally as a mechanism for environmental influences to be passed from parents to offspring. According to Handel and Romagopalan "epigenetics allows the peaceful co-existence of Darwinian and Lamarckian evolution."[65]

Eugene Koonin has written that the prokaryotic CRISPR system and Piwi-interacting RNA could be classified as Lamarckian and came to the conclusion "Both Darwinian and Lamarckian modalities of evolution appear to be important, and reflect different aspects of the interaction between populations and the environment."[66]
>> No.38752  
I'm really good at killing people
>> No.38755  
//Kept as a reminder that this code was awesome
//Main.previousMenu = Main.menu;
//Main.menu = Main.Menu.MainMenu;
//type = MainMenuType.Main;
>> No.38764  
>child pornography, which is now a multi-billion industry

We should support CP piracy as much as possible to destroy the CP industry
>> No.38768  
Translate it weeaboos.
>> No.38770  
//メイン.前メニュー = メイン.メニュー;
//メイン.メニュー = メイン.メニュー.メインメニュー;
//種類 = メインメニュー方.メイン;
>> No.38771  
You mistranslated it. 'Main' (first letter uppercase) is something different from 'main' (first letter lowercase), but you've translated both as メイン.
>> No.38773  
so you're saying he should've done the first me in hira and the 2nd one in kata, or some other sort of mixed case typing?
>> No.38774  
Yes. That, or use different spellings.
>> No.38775  
every time lina inverse cast dragon slave it syphoned magic away from the outlaw star universe.
>> No.38777  
all of the extra minerals (like zinc, for example) contained in semen also promote a healthy pregnancy, regardless of how it enters the body. studies have shown that women with active sexual lives, during pregnancy, produce healthier babies. proof women are succubi and not human
>> No.38779  
Wouldn't the baby be the succubus/incubus then?
>> No.38785  
The fetus wouldn't be nourishing itself directly from the semen, everything comes through the mother.
>> No.38786  
We get it, you hate women because they want to sleep with every man except you. Can you take your misogyny somewhere else now?
>> No.38790  
The mother isn't being nourished by the semen though, the baby is.
>> No.38791  
Well, in Japan the Age of Consent is (only) 13 years, right?, and she is (already) 15 years, and judging by her constant up-and-down movements on balls touching her There, enthusiastic waving of her butt from side to side and willingness to pose legs wide open while having a wide smile on her face etc, one can only think that she Must have been practicing her Right to do IT legally already many times... And speaking of which brings to my mind that at least to me very contradictory fuct, that filming something what is legal to sExperience already at the age of 13 (even with Many different Much older persons at the time, for example) is still illegal to do & show to others full 4 years 364 days later even in it´s "most lightest" form (for example posing nude or even semi-nude, not to mention something So Vulgar than couple having sex without genitals being exposed in that "Child Pornography" product).
>> No.38796  
Pay enchanted creature's mana cost: Remove a net counter from Merseine. Any player may activate this ability, but only if he or she controls the enchanted creature.

(Actual Oracle wording.)
>> No.38797  
The mother is nourishing the baby with the life energy she has sucked out of the male.

Can you link the tumblr post you're quoting?
>> No.38798  
Tumblr? It's right in your own backyard, ze
>> No.38799  
I really was trying to sound like a tumblerer though, so I can see why he is confused.
>> No.38805  



>> No.38806  
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The average 10yo vaginal canal is about the same length and width as a double shot glass when stretched without undue tearing.

Go find a shot glass and try it. If you can fit your penis in there then congrats, you can fuck a 5th grader without sending her to the hospital for stitches. You also have a really tiny penis.
>> No.38810  
Jesus Christ how horrifying.
>> No.38811  
Good info thanks. I'll have to keep this in mind.
>> No.38839  
I wanted to masturbate with my dildo twice today but there was blood on the condom after the first time. =/
>> No.38852  
reconstituted pork product in gravy
>> No.38860  
As a girl, what kept me interested with this series was the "peeping" element. I was reminded of my high-school field-trips during the school-days & summer-time where I used to blackmail some guys and gals into doing some naughty stuff while filming every inch of their nervous selves. This manga reminded me of how amazing the feeling of dominating others felt like.
>> No.38873  
To be bad ass, you must take it up the ass.
>> No.38898  
All you've done is shown you are unable to distinguish between the illusion of 2D composition and what it is mimicking.

There's no fucking camera. There's no such thing as a camera angle in animation you stupid piece of shit. There is only the frame. Angle? Angle of what? Toward what? You think there's anything you're looking at? There isn't. How much of an idiot are you that you have been duped into thinking of 2D images this way? The animation frame is not a magical window into a 2D realm, it's a flat image constructed with various optical illusions.

I've never met anybody as hopelessly confused as you.
>> No.38905  
Nigga, I'm listening to 2 Live Crew as we speak.
I'm not racist, I just want to shank a fat ass black guy who thinks he's hot shit on television.

It's probably (definitely) thanks to my manly Celtic genes
>> No.38928  
IRL Ieyasu was useless fat fuck and figurehead for a bunch of powerful families pissed off that a peasant monkey managed to steal all their power anyway.
The only good thing he did was allow conservative values to prosper, making japan insular and weak enough to get completely and utterly fucked up culturally and also by the two nukes, which in turn made japan messed up enough to popularize anime.
>> No.38943  
Today is forecast to be nearly the same temperature as yesterday.
>> No.38966  
girls are biologically programmed to seek attention
>> No.38968  
The classical rabbis saw 18 as the ideal age to become married,[26] and anyone unmarried after the age of twenty was said to have been cursed by God;[27] rabbinical courts frequently tried to compel an individual to marry, if they had passed the age of twenty without marriage.[8] Nevertheless, the classical rabbis viewed study of the Torah as a valid reason for remaining unmarried, although they were only rarely willing to regard lifelong celibacy favourably.[28] Since the classical rabbis viewed marriage as a duty deriving from the instruction to go forth and multiply,[22] they also believed that the duty to marry ended once the husband had fathered both a son and a daughter;[29] despite this, they also argued that no man should live without a wife even after he has several children.[29]
>> No.38997  
I always wondered why the symbol “ゆ” (said “yu”) was on the door to the bath house. I asked my Japanese teacher, and he wasn’t too sure so I did a little research. The symbol is used on the entrance to Japanese bath houses. The word “yu” is translated to “hot water”. So, makes sense to be on a bath house, yes? Then I did more reading. During the Edo period, these public baths became popular for men because of women who started working at these communal baths, washing men and selling sex. The woman were known as 湯女, or “yuna”. This directly translates to “hot water woman”. So basically, they were brothels. Guess what the woman who ran this bath house would be called? Yubaba. Yubaba is the name of the woman who runs the bath house in Spirited Away. If you watch Spirited Away in Japanese, the female workers are referred to as yuna. Chihiro was forced to change her name to Sen. Kinda like how strippers get names like “Candy”. No-Face keeps offering Chihiro money. He “wants her”. THEN I read interviews with Miyazaki. This was all put in intentionally. As we all know. Miyazaki’s stories are weaved with different themes and metaphors. He said he was tackling the issue of the sex industry rapidly growing in Japan, and that children being exposed to it at such early ages is a problem.
>> No.39000  
>> No.39018  
So why did Miyazaki make a story about prostitution? Apparently the idea came from his producer, Suzuki Toshio. He gave Miyazaki an idea as: “House about a story about a girl who can’t even greet people properly working in a cabaret club? It would be like training to open her heart” to which Miyazaki replied “That’s it!”

Later when interviewed why he chose the particular story, he replied,

"I think the Most appropriate way to symbolize the modern world is the sex industry. Hasn’t Japanese society become like the sex industry?"
>> No.39022  
The first time I wore shoes was 6th grade.
>> No.39045  

October 7, 1939: Station opens.
March 11, 2011: Tsunami destroys the station.
>> No.39082  
No, art is NOT subjective. Do you think a 3 year old kid banging on a piano, or whatever gutter trash rap is playing on the radio stations, is as good as Bach? Art is just as objective as anything else. Some doctors are better, some musicians are better. What you and I LIKE, and what is good are often two different things. But people who know the arts can tell the difference. Talent and hard work count in arts just like they do in any aspect of life. Some artists really are better. Do you think every doctor is the same? Every car repairman is equally as good? Every dish tastes the same? Reality is not an illusion. Talent, hard work, technical excellence, and all the rest makes some music better than other music. The quality of music is never an opinion. It’s an awareness. You may like or dislike great music, but in reality if you're at all educated about music, you should at least be able to appreciate it. No matter your tastes, music is as objective as anything else.
>> No.39085  
if u dont got the memes dont fuckin post.
>> No.39089  
lol this is a rape song seriously !! it reminds me of kite gttin raped. this neferpitou bitch is on steroids
>> No.39151  
I legitimately can't stop giggling at this fucking thread, it's high-pitched and everything, I have to thank OP for lvling up my catboi stat
Thank you OP
Thank RMS for OP and his phaser
>> No.39188  
>The thing is, the child does not need to be performing any sex acts (let alone being raped) for the content to be considered child porn. If I remember correctly, even a picture of a child with clothing, albeit revealing, in a suggestive pose can be seen and treated as child porn.

And it's not OK to have that, either, because the kid is incapable of consenting to you getting off to him/her
>> No.39190  
Be soft. Do not let the world make you hard. Do not let pain make you hate. Do not let the bitterness steal your sweetness.
>> No.39239  
You know when your pants fall down in Taco Bell and you just stand there and make people deal with it? That’s how I live every goddamn day.
>> No.39246  
My biggest hope for P5 is that it'll feature Sonic as a usable Persona or a hidden boss.
>> No.39305  
10 They left Elim and camped by the Red Sea.

11 They left the Red Sea and camped in the Desert of Sin.

12 They left the Desert of Sin and camped at Dophkah.

13 They left Dophkah and camped at Alush.

14 They left Alush and camped at Rephidim, where there was no water for the people to drink.

15 They left Rephidim and camped in the Desert of Sinai.

16 They left the Desert of Sinai and camped at Kibroth Hattaavah.

17 They left Kibroth Hattaavah and camped at Hazeroth.

18 They left Hazeroth and camped at Rithmah.

19 They left Rithmah and camped at Rimmon Perez.

20 They left Rimmon Perez and camped at Libnah.

21 They left Libnah and camped at Rissah.

22 They left Rissah and camped at Kehelathah.

23 They left Kehelathah and camped at Mount Shepher.

24 They left Mount Shepher and camped at Haradah.

25 They left Haradah and camped at Makheloth.

26 They left Makheloth and camped at Tahath.

27 They left Tahath and camped at Terah.

28 They left Terah and camped at Mithkah.

29 They left Mithkah and camped at Hashmonah.

30 They left Hashmonah and camped at Moseroth.

31 They left Moseroth and camped at Bene Jaakan.

32 They left Bene Jaakan and camped at Hor Haggidgad.

33 They left Hor Haggidgad and camped at Jotbathah.

34 They left Jotbathah and camped at Abronah.

35 They left Abronah and camped at Ezion Geber.

36 They left Ezion Geber and camped at Kadesh, in the Desert of Zin.
>> No.39312  
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What the fuck is this? It's like an eagle is flapping its wings but, but like, shooting 50cal. rounds while doing it.
>> No.39327  
"Usually, the Japanese make good cartoons." - My mother
>> No.39328  
>> No.39353  
I want to make a video game. I want to be able to give people the same joy that I have been given. Video games have practically been my life, I've played and enjoyed so many I've lost count.

From a young age I always had a creative mind, always going full speed with ideas and junk. I thought for sure I would do something with my art as I got older, but as time went on art just became such a source of frustration and depression that I simply stopped a few years ago. I'll occasionally pick up a pencil and try to draw again, but every time I do I just end up in a shitty mood where I shoot myself.

I've tried to let out my creative urges in other ways, but can't really. Can't play music, can't sculpt, don't have money for any instruments. Can't do photography (which is whatever anyways), not a good writer, etc. I even bought some books and tried to teach myself programming at one point in hopes of doing something with it, but that ended up being a waste of time and money. I just want so desperately to be able to create and have people enjoy things I've poured my sould into, but I lack the skills to do ANYTHING. I try to change it, I honestly do, but a lack of money and being badly burned by art has caused me to just sit here rotting my life away doing absolutely nothing all day. I'll never get to make that dream game I want to make.

Most days I feel like shooting myself.
>> No.39414  
In a VH-1 Game Break interview, Iwatani said he did not personally profit from the creation of Pac-Man, saying, "The truth of the matter is, there were no rewards per se for the success of Pac-Man. I was just an employee. There was no change in my salary, no bonus, no official citation of any kind."
>> No.39421  
I can read Japanese better than a native speaker can, but still I only read translations because they are objectively the superior way to enjoy the medium. Without the layer of abstraction that translations provide between the reader and the original text, you're exposed to all of its flaws firsthand. The result is a much worse experience overall. Even a shitty translation is better than reading the original unprotected, because you can plausibly heap all the flaws onto the translator rather than the text, and still believe "I am reading something good", which even if false will increase your enjoyment of the work significantly.
>> No.39448  

You have been visited by the anonymous with a strong back and hands.

He'll save you from the wreckage, but ONLY if you reward him with sex and multiple children.
>> No.39451  
Apologies, Your Honor, I am just curious what it is to shite in the middle of Madison Square.
>> No.39454  
A correspondent points out a case reported by The Journal
of Clinical Toxicology where eight people snorted pure
LSD Tartrate, beliving that it was cocaine. The amounts
ingested was estimated to be from 1000 to 10000 times an
ordinary dose. Half of them lapsed into comas, but all of
them came out of it without any treatment. Some were
given Valium for anxiety efterwards.
>> No.39460  


>> No.39463  
What anime is this?
>> No.39474  
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>> No.39489  
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The doge is the antithesis of the LOLcat — the expansive wow to its greedy "can haz." Doges bring a subversive plurality to the LOLcat's stark, single statements. At last the dog lovers and philosophers among us have a meme of our own.
>> No.39496  
They fuck her sweet little child cunt and love every second of it. Her pussy is tight and fresh and her little body is easy to man handle.
>> No.39519  
I usually don't pay attention to the popular memes, but this one in particular gets on my nerves for some reason.
>> No.39521  
I liked doge but then learned that reddit invented it. >>39489 is poor use of the meme though.
>> No.39537  
Reddit? Pretty sure it was Tumblr.
>> No.39539  
Celebrations Festivals, spending time with loved ones, feasting, singing, dancing, fires
>> No.39543  
Me too.
>> No.39545  
First he married a trap. He killed him. Then he was the "bride". Then he killed his husband. It was also the first gay marriage in History. And gays wonder why people get nervous at the thought of homosexual marriage.
>> No.39546  
It's not that bad
>> No.39547  
Many Japanese civilians in the Japanese mainland feared that the Allied occupation troops were likely to rape Japanese women. The Japanese authorities set up a large system of prostitution facilities (RAA) in order to protect the population. According to John W. Dower, precisely as the Japanese government had hoped when it created the prostitution facilities, while the RAA was in place "the incidence of rape remained relatively low given the huge size of the occupation force".[38]:130 However, there was a resulting large rise in venereal disease among the soldiers, which led the US army to close down the prostitution in early 1946.[39] The incidence of rape increased after the closure of the brothels, possibly eight-fold; Dower states that "According to one calculation the number of rapes and assaults on Japanese women amounted to around 40 daily while the RAA was in operation, and then rose to an average of 330 a day after it was terminated in early 1946."[40]
>> No.39552  
Those who died with their beliefs were the happy ones. But what about me? There's nothing more pathetic than a pet who's been abandoned by his master. Lacking the strength of the wild, he merely exposes his pitiful form to the world, and waits to die.
>> No.39588  
In Genesis 6-9 , Noah and seven other people survive the Great Flood that wiped away mankind, together with all the animals they brought with them.
In Cross Channel, Taichi and seven(?) other people survive the Wave of Denpa that wiped away mankind, together with all the animals they brought with (only the microorganisms inside of them).

The parallel is direct and inescapable: the basic storyline of Cross Channel is based directly on the Biblical story of Noah and the Great Flood. And this, finally, allows to show what I consider the greatest troll of the story, greater than even not being sci-fi at all: being post-flood means the story is literally pre-apocalyptic, as the Book of Apocalypse would be yet to be written, or at the very least come true at that point in Biblical history.
>> No.39624  
So http://xkcd.com/1305/ exists, which reminded me of the woman who talked to Clippy. This is a true story.

What a lot of people didn’t realize was that Clippy, by default, sent anything you asked it to Microsoft, anonymized.

No evil intent. We had no idea who asked what. It was a way of knowing what we’d screwed up. Lots of queries on a topic? Bad feature design.

One day one of the PMs in charge of monitoring Clippy’s logs found a story, told in fragments.

Somebody, probably a woman in the US Midwest, was typing a sentence at a time. Clippy would answer nonsensically. She’d type another one.

She’d lost her job. Her boyfriend was beating her. She was so lonely, and so afraid. All her waking nightmares, told to a paperclip.

We couldn’t help. We didn’t know who she was. We’d gone to great lengths to make sure that we COULD not know who she was.

So we read her story. One sentence after another. Soul-searing honesty, told to a little paperclip that could never, ever answer her.

I often wonder what happened to that woman. I hope she’s okay. I hope she’s happy.
>> No.39626  
One Piece is Nobledark as hell. A monolithic global empire with strict and byzantine workings controls four fifths of the through client kingdoms and states and a colossal navy, rewrites history and places harsh embargos on trade. The last fifth is a place of magic and mystery, home to wild, fabulous and nightmarish creatures beyond imagining and even more insane peoples where conflict between independent factions, roaming pirates, rebel and criminal organisations of all shades and circles and the marines run eternal. The last half of this fifth has mindbending geographic and biological phenomena and is largely ruled by four pirate emperors as colossal in their power as they are wild in their attitudes. Ever since the fateful day where a man, hailed across the world as the King of Pirates, delivered a rousing speech telling the world on an unimaginable treasure that he left in the most remote location in the world, embargoed by the four emperors and the elite of the marines, all in one piece for the first to take it, brave men and women young and old have raised black flags and set sail for adventure and glory in the name of freedom and dreams, whatever those words mean to them. Just as many spirited young soul draft for recruitment each day into their local G base, undergoing the gruelling training required to stand against the pirate menace as Grand Line Marines. At the heart of the world, legendary rogues and criminals clash swords and fire pistols between the decks of colossal frigates, explorers and missionaries from remote kingdoms dig out the ruins of lost civilizations long covered up by the powers-that-be while battling both fiendish animals and federal persecution, state-enshrined fortress-palaces and judicial facilities are stormed by freedom-fighters, terrorists and revolutionaries, the legendary naval admiralty wage 40K-worthy wars against veteran pirate warlords, politicians, secret policemen and ruthless privateers play games with the power structure of the world and young and ambitious pirates crews led by headline-stealing visionaries and ferocious captains test their mettle against the titanic forces of the new world. Oh, and magic fruit exist that grant incredible powers to their eaters at the cost of having no strength or active ability while immersed in water.
>> No.39636  
>Do you know how many thousands upon thousands of sheets of paper could be produced for the same resources used in the production of one tablet?
None because they are made of completely different fucking materials with no overlap whatsoever
>> No.39665  
Well there goes my personal head-canon that the Luigi of the Dr. Mario universe is dead, having died of some curable disease that inspired that universe's Mario to take up doctoring.
>> No.39668  
it may be simplistic when it comes to mechanics but it's a masterpiece when it comes to story, story telling and the design that is holding it. it's way more sophisticated than any other game out there. i guess most gamers just don't see or appreciate how difficult it is to create a game that is really unique. gone home is really unique and it's executed very well. that's probably the reason why it's ranked up so high for the "older" demographic of gamers.
>> No.39699  
You argue that demand for drugs increases production. I would say the same for child abuse images. While it's true that buying drugs means supporting violent criminal organizations in some instances, home grown pot ops or mushroom picking parties or alcohol distilling and brewing are rarely deadly or traumatizing methods of producing a product which satisfies the customer.

Drug legalization is a strange circumstance where the laws prohibiting the allegedly harmful substances lead to more harm than the substances themselves could ever do. Drugs used with knowledge of the substance in moderation are rarely harmful; some, even, are medicinal. If all drugs were legalized and sold at medical grade at appropriate doses, the only harm done would be fully voluntary, save for instances where drug consumption directly puts others at harm (like cigarette smoking) or indirectly puts others at harm (like drunk driving). Incidentally -- the best two examples to give for harmful drugs are two of the most well-known legal ones. Funny stuff, our drug laws!

Now let's say that one could freely share child abuse images. This would encourage sales of child abuse images which would encourage further foul deeds against children for financial (if not sexual) gain. When a child abuse image is shared, it is as if that child is being raped again by everyone who sees the image, and if there is a demand for particularly violent child abuse images, we might see more instances of worse crimes occurring than what would otherwise occur. (Of course, we would also be more aware of the issue of child abuse images were legalized, but this is beside the point.)

In a society where drugs were legalized, we may also see more open tolerance towards general drug use, encouraging addicts to seek help and more honest discussion about the risks and rewards linked with each independent drug (rather than all chemicals which are not caffeine or aspirin == evil). This benefits those who would normally be placed at the most risk from drug use. Regulated drug sales would mean less accidental overdoses and lower prices, cutting costs in the justice and medical systems, and tax money could be used to help pay for some of the remaining problems caused.

In a world where child porn could be sold, so what if we can get tax money to help support the victims with therapy? Child rape is wrong every under circumstance and even shooting up heroin is nowhere near the ethical circumstances of abusing a child and exploiting it for the satisfaction of like-minded sick fuckers.
>> No.39700  
I think that I very clearly illustrate the case for why your disgusting fetish which facilitates the systematized and targeted abuse of children is worse than allowing responsible adults to possibly bring a little bit of harm to themselves. If you look at the chemical reactions brought on from orgasm, you can also see that you can get the same results from drugs you can from pornography which particularly arouses you -- and the death of a plant or reactions of chemicals in a controlled setting is infinitely preferable to the physiological and psychological damages a child sex abuse victim may face.

Child abuse is an especially touchy topic for me because my ex-girlfriend ticks, as well as my good friends Trevor, Siztra, Currybutt, Dollfaggers, Anonymous Jones, AoC, and Tohno_ of Tohno-Chan are victims of it. You pedo fuckers might think it's fun to joke about it, but a very real number of /jp/ers are forced to re-experience their traumatic experiences with every one of your "lulz" you derive from making an ironic shitpost. GB2 /b/ please.

Fuck you and die.
>> No.39707  
Please remove my name from your tokiko pasta at once.
>> No.39709  
But that's the funniest part.
>> No.39716  
I feel like men on average are better looking than females, but once you start getting into the very beautiful people: 8's, 9's, 10's. Beautiful women are superior to beautiful men.
>> No.39722  
Please remove your tokiko self from this website at once.
>> No.39730  
Equipment Used:
180gram Virgin Vinyl Mastered by Kevin Gray > VPI 16.5 RCM w/MSFL cleaning fluids to remove Mold Release Compound > Zerostat Anti-Static Gun > Rega P9 with Ceramic Platter > Rega P9 PSU > Rega RB1000 Tonearm > Dynavector 10x5 Moving Coil Cartridge > Emotiva USP-1 > Purist Audio Design Interconnect Cables > Tascam US-144 > Adobe Soundbooth CS5 24bit/96khz > Manually declicked > FLAC 8 > Your Ears
>> No.39731  
>Your Ears
Shit nigga what are you doing, using such low-quality hardware makes the rest entirely redundant.
>> No.39830  
Her penis is SO big (how big is it?) It's so big it takes several minutes for the orgasm to travel from her penis to her brain. She'll stop smiling and turn into a drooling, moaning zombie in 30 seconds. Just give it time.
>> No.39977  
Who's to say sick torture-killers don't have access to multiple cameras and a director of photography?
>> No.39980  
If a man has recently married, he must not be sent to war or have any other duty laid on him. For one year he is to be free to stay at home and bring happiness to the wife he has married.
Deuteronomy 24:5
>> No.39984  
Question: how do I get girls from different countries to pay for me to travel there to play video games?
>> No.40017  
What do you call The Hunger Games in France?

Battle Royal with cheese.
>> No.40018  
can we ban this guy
>> No.40020  
The guy who wrote that or the guy who reposted it?
>> No.40021  

can we ban this guy
>> No.40027  
>actually legitimately arguing over which country stacks rocks better
>> No.40044  
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>The whole idea of Ponyville, like was stated with total unambiguity in Hearth Warmings Eve episode, is that you only get harmony - Emergent, productive, unifying order - in Ponyville / Equestria (Europe / The Anglosphere) when the individual accepts and respects that Europeans are made of a natural aristocracy, a natural warrior cadre, and a natural agricultural class. (Zebras and Buffalo aren’t ponies. Even liberals have acknowledged this. Ponies are white. Sorry).
>> No.40046  
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Rating: 1

Review: This is the rare anime that defines conventional review. A conventional review of fiction takes into account things like plot, characters, maybe even theme, and Recently, my sister is unusual. has only the sparsest crumbs of any of those things. Even compared to its brethren, “taboo” anime based around specific fetishes or scandalous premises, there's little to latch onto in this. Normally, these shows have a milquetoast male protagonist. In MySisUn, as I'll refer to it from this point, he barely shows up, and is given zero personality qualifiers, feelings, opinions, or backstory as opposed to the at least threadbare traits we're used to seeing. The little sister, likewise, is sometimes shy and sometimes flabbergasted but even then, there isn't much pattern or reason to it. It's hard to tell whether you would call her a tsundere, a kuudere, or any kind of -dere- at all. Then there's the supernatural ghost/angel/demon/rapist/little girl who floats down from on high to mess with our lead siblings, also given no motivation or specific traits as of yet, hence the string of slashes in place of details.

No, the best thing MySisUn can be compared to is a softcore porn outing with negligible niceties of character names or plot points sprinkled in to hold a series of fetish scenes together. The episode is heavily censored, and without the bars and icons, would just be classified as porn. The only loophole keeping it from being considered hentai is probably the lack of detailed vagina bits even in the uncensored version, but the content is otherwise baldly pornographic. There's very little to critique as the show jumps from fetish to fetish. This is little more than the top result in a search on a pornhub, so in lieu of a review, here are the search terms it satisfies:

anime +incest +yuri +chastitybelt +rape +peeholding

(The screenshot above is the “money shot” for that last term.)

If you can see yourself typing these things to scratch an itch, MySisUn is here to satisfy. If not, the show offers literally nothing else.
>> No.40047  
The problem with letting gays marry is they'll procreate and create more gay children. Eventually, the population will decrease.
>> No.40049  
Good activities include rolling on the floor, listening to music, squeezing non-breakable objects as hard as you can, and meditating in a dark room to white noise.
>> No.40110  
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Is this about MDMA?
>> No.40116  
I don't think this series actually knows how a chastity belt works. You see, it's designed specifically for two purposes. One, the wearer can not get off while wearing it. No, not even from being touched right above it. Two, it's designed so the wearer can still use the bathroom, thus allowing it to be worn for a stretch of more then a few hours. The thing that the rape ghost made her wear dramatically DOES NEITHER OF THOSE THINGS. What the fuck even is that thing? It's not a chastity belt. It's more like a bizare bathroom fetish device thing. What is even the point of that? What is the point of any of this? This might be the single dumbest piece of entertainment I have ever had the astonishing displeasure to have seen in my life.
>> No.40125  
>> No.40142  
All Men Eat, but Fu Man Chu.
>> No.40151  
GMing is an exercise in sadomasochism. You suffer for your players. You build mighty works only to watch them completely miss the point. Then you get to punish them.
>> No.40176  
That's fucking gay, you have time powers now. Go do something less gay. You think Shamoo is gonna give a shit? The whales can wait.
>> No.40204  
Sorry, Bunbunmaru is down for technical reasons. The site was compromised and needs to be cleaned up. If you have visited in the last 24 hours please run a virus scan. (1/15/14)
>> No.40255  
Lincoln had potential. However, his weakness was he couldn't handle bullets.
>> No.40267  
Go home, Kate. And put some clothes on.
>> No.40297  
And then it happened... a door opened to a world... rushing through the phone line like heroin through an addict's veins, an electronic pulse is sent out, a refuge from the day-to-day incompetencies is sought... a board is found.
>> No.40299  
I don't like the term "progressive" because it implies that it can be wrong compared to other ideologies.
>> No.40303  
Ieyasu, pleased, is said to have said: ‘Good, let us piss on it.’ This they did, side by side, on the battlements of the fallen Odawara Castle.
>> No.40311  

They kicked her until they cracked her ribs and she stopped moving. Blood leaking through the cloth, she cried silently. And then they all proceeded to rape her violently.
>> No.40359  
On the day Osama bin Laden's death hit the news, Thymaya Payne was sitting at an airport in Somalia with a local friend. This fellow had helped him track down pirates to interview but seemed distinctively un-piratey in appearance himself, down to his knockoff polo shirt. They talked about the assassination ("He was just some rich Saudi asshole, anyway"), and Payne's friend casually admitted to having joined the Somali terrorist group al-Shabab as a young man. It had been exciting, he said, but he'd wound up with a girlfriend and a kid and no time for terrorism.
>> No.40363  
Nobody should be good at anything, if you are good at something its just an illusion and you should check your privilege
>> No.40365  
Weddings are like little funerals for friendships.
>> No.40395  
Data transfer is measured in bits, not to be confused with bytes, which are a measure of stored information.

>> No.40397  
But it is also deeply personal, profoundly ableist and sanist, and rooted in a complex, interlocking web of structural racism, ageism, and sexism.
>> No.40417  
Structural racism: when buildings of one architectural design school belittle those of another?
>> No.40460  
Few things bother me more than people who look down upon others and fail to treat them as equals, simply because of their perceived social standing. I have an incredible distaste for those who do.

With DrawQuest we had the motto “leave the codebase a little better than you found it.” In life, it may as well be “with every interaction, leave that person’s day a little brighter.”
>> No.40477  
This is either someone trying to beat the system, or perhaps the system beating itself.
>> No.40501  
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>> No.40505  
Does anyone else go out of their way to make sure their posts are lacking any type of quality? I get a real kick out of it.
>> No.40508  
When you were in high school you wished to be able to stop time so you could sleep all you want. Also to rape girls.
>> No.40509  
At first the elves raped the humans, then the humans and half elves started raping the elves, then they just sort of raped each other, till they were all magical french people.
>> No.40535  
its something unironic stormfags from /pol/ would watch from their plasma TV inside their trailer
>> No.40556  
"...but you don't always have to have a law to fix things you don't like."

- Nick Clegg, on a law that would affect him personally.
>> No.40575  
Religion is a psychological crutch for mental inadequates. Spiritualism is for mental paraplegics.
>> No.40581  
There's technology all over the place in MGS2, many things you won't know even for years after playing the game

Emma's breath gauge will drain slower if you take a pentazemin because she's counting your heartbeats
>> No.40647  
Also thats a possessive way of speaking about an otherkin room mate, that dog has feelings to you fucking disgusting oppressor.
>> No.40648  
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>> No.40655  
Sex and romance is dirty and wrong.

I would never want an actual woman because even if she did have an ideal personality then she would still want me to defile her at some point. Lewd acts do not befit a lady.

Something that is beautiful must be protected, not defiled. It's like those barbarian degenerates that purchase a beautiful figure and then masturbate so that they can spray their seed upon the body of the figure. That's unforgivable. People like that have no understanding of how to treat something that is beautiful because they are barbarian scum.

If something is beautiful and pure then you can gaze at it, protect it from harm, but you can not interact with it because then it's no longer beautiful. This is the paradoxical reason for why all relationships are doomed to failure. To love from afar is the only way to love.
>> No.40656  
*tips fedora*
>> No.40660  
Hey guys, I'm straight but I have no problem with gays at all, in fact one of my best friends since childhood turned out to be gay. I live with him now and two of our other male friends. But here's the problem.

I'm pretty much a loser, typical 4chan type, can't talk to girls/somewhat hate them, etc. In the absence of a sex life, I fap to porn a lot and have done it with him in the room before because idgaf. And for maybe the past six months ish, I've been allowing my gay friend to sit on the floor and give me blowjobs while I watch straight porn on the computer, because he's really fucking good at it and it's easy enough to just not look at him. (He says he gets some kind of enjoyment out of it, i don't understand but hey I'll take it.) I know it doesn't make me gay because I like girls and gay is something you're born with, you can't just turn gay or straight.

But the problem is that increasingly over time, when I say something to him and he looks at me, I can see it in his face that he has feelings for me, and even though he's my bro i'm disgusted by this and just want to punch him or something. I can't help but continue to accept the blowjobs though, they're awesome especially when I'm stoned. Sorry for the tl;dr, but what should I do about this situation? Is our friendship ruined?
>> No.40667  
In the span of a year, I went from a very happy man who had everything he wanted to a miserable shell of what I once was. I couldn't take it anymore. Despite the fact that I wanted to remain in this world for the sake of my daughter, I tried committing suicide four times. All four attempts failed. I needed something to take my misery, regret, and anger out on. First I began verbally abusing my daughter. It wasn't long before I began physically abusing her. Sometimes I did it with my bare hands, and other times I used various objects. Beating my daughter soon became my only pleasure. My life had spiraled out of control into a den of anguish, uncertainty, and madness.

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>> No.40670  

Ignore Cubic Math at your
own peril, and of humanity.

You have a god like brain -
parallel opposite & analytical,
wasted if you believe in ONE.

Dr Gene Ray, Cubic and Wisest Human (at left). Nature's Harmonic Simultaneous 4-Day 4-Corner Time Cube (right). Image by R. Janczarski
(Dr Gene Ray, Cubic and Wisest Human, depicted in image above)

The primary purpose for
Education is not Subject
matter, but subservience
to accept any crap taught
without opposing thought,
destroying opposite brain
to be submissive android.
You're taught to be stupid.

Dr. Gene Ray, Cubic & Wisest Human
>> No.40674  
One of the most vivid and disturbing memories are of a girl that used to fondle my penis during class. I didn't know what the hell she was trying to do for a while. When I told my parents they freaked the fuck out and told me and if that keeps happening my penis is going to fall off. It was at that point that I was filled with incredible shame and fear for the rest of my childhood.
>> No.40684  
In order to prevent the possibility of such a dramatic event in the future, I hereby promise that I will only ever look at 2D girls! Celibacy is the only true way to save the future!
>> No.40730  
We are ('A`). We are Rabble. We do not love. We do not rape. Disexpect us.
>> No.40749  
I was beaten by hands, by mops, by sticks, by tree branches, by wires, by bushes, by belts, by towels, by fly-beaters, by carpet-beaters, by electrical water heaters, by rubber from underwear. A couple of times my father punched me by his fist. I was forced to stand on my knees, to stay in a closed room, to stay in a corner, to stay in the cold. I still think that was not enough, since children are fucking dumb and need to be beaten as much as possible.
>> No.40761  
[...] So with that, please enjoy as The Lusty Lady Project is proud to present “The Ghost Behind My Back ~Attack! Little Monster!~, your probably saying whats with the weird number order, well since each chapter is stand alone one shots literally we are numbering in accordance to what we release with no particular adherence to time of release, so order is based on our numbering not to series releases of stand alone chapters, just what we are releasing, so we dont need numbering freaks saying that is past chapter you released was 3 or this is technically chap 5 this one because technically the chapters are stand alone one shots or at least some are in which you dont need to one before to enjoy story and this is the order we chose to number our stuff in accordance to our release order but it will change as true chapter 2 in order and true chapter 4 in order are tled and edited and included in merged pack, than it will follow release order and we will number them in order as we back date and reorder previous chapters we skipped, so bare with us, and say ty shinko for editing this great chapter and just enjoy this great chap.
>> No.40777  
I still haven't seen any of the other Gundam shows because I'm afraid they will ruin Wing for me by being far superior.
>> No.40831  
So industry hero @ADAMATOMIC decided to ask for female applicants only for a position on a project he's working on. Wonderful move.

It is not reverse sexism: fighting invisible privilege always seems unfair to the privileged. That's why we call it 'invisible privilege'.

It is the mistaken assumption of full meritocracy, built upon a foundation of having never been at the bad end of the structure.
>> No.40832  
(Note: The 'female applicants only' is a misinterpretation by the author here, don't blame Adam Atomic for that. (He was looking for people with minority backgrounds in general.))
>> No.40843  
I was raised with a traditional education, which stated that a story only becomes a story when it has a beginning, middle and end. What doesn't work so well is when the story has a beginning, middle, more middle, something we thought might have been an end but was actually middle in disguise, then a reboot back to the beginning because we couldn't draw the middle out any longer.
>> No.40872  
An additional side effect for women is a prolonged menstrual cycle.
>> No.40897  
10 years and 945 comics for the main antagonist to appear. Now that's a wait.
>> No.40909  
Thin privilege is the fact that “curvy” is basically just a media code-word for “a thin woman with large breasts and wide hips”.

Thin privilege is the fact that “curvy” women are considered attractive if said curves are in their breasts and butts, but women with curves in their stomachs and thighs are deemed gross or unhealthy or lacking self respect/discipline.
>> No.40919  
But I think we stayed very true to the story and didn't really deviate from the Bible, despite the six-armed angels.
>> No.40934  
annyong haseyo anon desu imnida. Kawaii kyo gamsahabnida, sayonara sarangheyo
>> No.40937  
There are a lot of hikikomori here.
Anyone want to organise an IRL meet-up?
>> No.40941  
That terrible feeling when you accidentally text the wrong person. I just asked my mother if she'd help me with KanColle.
>> No.40942  
I've always wanted to ERP permanent inanimate transformation. It's probably one of my top fetishes. But I can never find anyone. I guess it's too niche of a fetish for it.
>> No.40946  
I don't even remember what we're arguing about anymore, so I'm just going to start throwing insults to keep it going.
>> No.40958  
The Chinese MMO ZT Online has the most devious implementation of this I've ever seen. The game is full of these treasure chests that may or may not contain a random item and to open them, you need a key. How do you get the keys? Why, you buy them with real-world money, of course. Like coins in a slot machine.

Wait, that's not the best part. ZT Online does something even the casinos never dreamed up: They award a special item at the end of the day to the player who opens the most chests.
>> No.40975  
To be honest, I think cisphobia can almost even be considered transphobia.

Guess what I, as a trans man, want to do?

Transition to become a cis man. I wish I had been born a cis male. God, do I wish every fucking day that I had just been born cis and in the right goddamn body. What’s even worse is that I’ll never be exactly the way I should be, because the technology just isn’t there yet. I’m always going to be stuck in a weird in-between place with the surgeries I’ve decided to have.

So when people say, “I hate cis people,” that’s kind of like saying, “I hate what trans people wish they were. I hate what trans people may someday become. I hate post-op trans people who have successfully transitioned.”

That’s what so many of us are striving to be accepted as. We want to pass as cis. We want people to look at us and say, “Oh, they’re male/female!”

Cisphobes are pissing all over us in an attempt to piss on cis people (who they are also pissing on, don’t get me wrong). Even if this couldn’t be considered a form of transphobia, it’s still disgusting and childish, and it does nothing for us in the long run. Sure, it might feel good to “vent” right now, but what about years from now, when cis people fucking detest us, when we still don’t have our rights, because you little shits don’t know how to “vent” without being assholes? You’re hurting people. You’re threatening to kill people. You advocate genocide, rape, and murder.

Then you mock cis people when they get understandably upset, when they’re hurt by your words. You mock them for being human. You mock them for having emotions. You mock depressed people, suicidal people, even gay men and women, bisexuals, pansexuals.

Not only are you mocking trans people who wish that they could be cis or who have already fully transitioned, you are mocking 99% of the Earth’s population for their gender identities while simultaneously screeching about how trans people shouldn’t be mocked for their gender identities.

It’s fucking bullshit all around, folks! You’re trying so hard to be cruel to the majority that you’ve started being cruel to the minority, as well. Oh, what a tangled, hypocritical web you shitstains on existence weave!

One of these days, I’m going to be a fucking man. I’m going to look like a man, and I’m going to act like a man. I’m going to be what I should have been all along, and I bet you whiny little fucks will call me cis. To me, that won’t be a fucking insult. That will be a fucking medal that I worked hard to earn. I will have gone through surgery, I will have spent my life savings, I will have alienated the majority of my family, I will have given up so much just to be comfortable in my body, just to not hurt like I do now, and you think that calling me “cis” will hurt me, because it’s supposed to be an insult.

Nah. Y’all have no fuckin’ idea. Get outta here with your cisphobic, transphobic asses.
>> No.40990  
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And nowhere is this emphasised better than in the story of Richard Peeke an English sailor whom was captured by the Spanish in the early 17th century. His Spanish captors decided to test his skill at arms to gauge what sort of resistance the Spaniards would expect to encounter during their intended invasion of England. Peeke fought first with rapier and dagger and bested a Spanish champion. Having their pride bruised, his captors asked how many Spaniard he would be willing to face at the same time. Peeke replied “any number under six” as long as he was armed with a weapon from his own country called a ‘Quarter-staffe’. The Spaniards fashioned him one by removing the head from another pole arm and Peeke was forced to fight three rapier men at once. Suffice to say he left one of his opponent’s dead and the other two seriously wounded. His captors being so impressed by his skill released him and gave him safe passage back to England.
>> No.41010  
And most of all, fuck whatever you believe. It's all wrong. Fuck it.
>> No.41025  

I would hand-propel a blunt object aside someone's head, if'n I could get some of these...NOW! Well, maybe just snake my tongue in his ear. [Blush]
>> No.41040  
Win the yes, need the no to win, against the no
>> No.41136  
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"Where do I put it in ?"
"Up...Up...Down...a little more Down.... no, Left.... more Left.... not there, Right.... that's Right. hey Be gent....AAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhh!!!!"
>> No.41140  
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>> No.41141  
I really want to try some Geuze beer and Henrick's Gin.

I've heard they're delectably sour.
>> No.41151  
I hope you eventually get caught and raped to death in prison, but not quickly. Hopefully, you will be raped for months upon months as the guards ignore your pleas for help. The ignore your reports as your asshole becomes more and more inflamed and infected until you finally die in severe pain.
>> No.41164  
You know what I want to see? A rape doujin that doesn't portray all guys as incredibly amoral monsters.
>> No.41169  
Now, since I'm blameless in all facets of my life, I will begin my windup, to throw the first stone
>> No.41175  
/フフ         ム`ヽ / ノ) do you even sage? ) ヽ / |  (´・-・`)ノ⌒(ゝ._,ノ / ノ⌒7⌒ヽーく  \ / 丶_ ノ 。   ノ、 。|/    `ヽ `ー-'_人`ーノ     丶  ̄ _人'彡ノ..
(original formatting preserved)
>> No.41183  
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Sasha Grey retired from her life of pornography, and has been exploring other careers, like being an actor and teaching kids.

OP, however, persists in his profuse and insatiable love for cocks to this very day and hour, turning his love and passion into an awe-inspiring art and display of absolute devotion to a singular cause without further thought to any others concerns.

Truly, it is the greatest love story ever told, the great love between OP and penises.
>> No.41188  
Racist? If dating 3 black women, Denis Martinez's daughter who is Nicaraguan and god knows how many women from Puerto Rico and Venezuela makes me a racist then I guess you got me. How does it feel being a sheep who is spoon fed every opinion you have by some blathering talking head on TV. Did or do you ever find it odd that the only people that ever accused me of being a racist were journalists; the majority of which had never and have never met me. Do you have any idea how many teammates, ex-teammates, ex-girlfriends, hometown friends etc. were interviewed by media non of which ever supported the accusations the media so desperately wanted confirmed. Don't worry about the truth little sheep. The dark is much more comforting for people like you.
>> No.41189  
int random;
random = 4;
//4 chosen by dice roll, guaranteed to be random
return random;
>> No.41191  
Eerily close to the truth.
>> No.41305  
The burning conviction that we have a holy duty toward others is often a way of attaching our drowning selves to a passing raft. What looks like giving a hand is often a holding on for dear life. Take away our holy duties and you leave our lives puny and meaningless. There is no doubt that in exchanging a self-centered for a selfless life we gain enormously in self-esteem. The vanity of the selfless, even those who practice utmost humility, is boundless.
>> No.41308  
And we see that as an evil because high self-esteem and vanity frequently lead to other evils, even though high self-esteem and vanity are not problems in and of themselves. Disregarding the actual harm - or lack of it - such things would cause, we hunt for the symptoms, even though the end result would be beneficial.
>> No.41311  
I... I did it!! Finally... I've finally violated sempai's asshole as well!
>> No.41333  
My mind is shattered. Bones laid to rest. As my mind is placed into a robot. My body will rebuild. A resurgence will rise The Dark lands are coming
>> No.41356  

Listen, kid. The VN threads are the last places the "old /jp/" posters are still in the majority. You will be looked down on for using memes, not properly writing your posts, using reaction images and other conventions that came from other boards over time. Please focus on the discussion instead of resorting to flinging crap at anyone who disagrees with you. So please elaborate; what aspects of the Muv-Luv series did you dislike so much as to call it the worst visual novel ever made?
>> No.41395  
I also recommend meditating because a lot of people aren't what you would call "chill" all the time therefore stress causes other parts of their body to unnaturally flex to escape a predator which doesn't exist (usually that predator is a girl or homework fag). If you do chill and meditate trust me you will feel your face naturally flexing because all that stress will cease to exist and you will become more noticeably chiseled.
>> No.41420  
I'm still waiting for some good slavery porn. I want a slave owner to go out to the slave quarters and have all the women clear out, and there's just two guys left. Maybe a younger one and an older one, but they both have fresh-off-the-boat massive African lion taming dicks. With this slave owner authority, he makes them fulfill all his taboo gay fantasies.
>> No.41424  
In the summer of 1993 the [International Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Trans and Intersex Association] gained consultative status on the UN Economic and Social Council (ECOSOC) as a Non-Governmental-Organization, joining 3,000 organisations throughout the world. However, that status was suspended in 1994 after a campaign led by Jesse Helms focussing on NAMBLA's membership of ILGA.

Following this, by a vote of 214-30, ILGA expelled North American Man/Boy Love Association (NAMBLA) and two other groups (Vereniging MARTIJN and Project Truth) in early 1994 because they were judged to be "groups whose predominant aim is to support or promote pedophilia." In October 1994, the executive committee of ILGA suspended the membership of VSG (Association for Sexual Equality), a gay group in Munich, Germany, due to its vocal solidarity with NAMBLA and its refusal to purge pedophile members. Its membership was suspended until the next Annual Conference of ILGA in June 1995 when the matter could be dealt with in accordance to ILGA's constitution, namely, expulsion. VSG left ILGA in April 1995 and in 1998 dissolved itself.

ILGA applied to have its consultative status reinstated in 2000,[6] but on 30 April 2002 the United Nations' Economic & Social Council voted 29-17 not to grant this application,[7][dead link] "based on concerns raised about its member organizations or subsidiaries that promoted or condoned paedophilia".[8]
>> No.41426  
if (random.NextDouble() < chance) //DRAGON LEVEL
spawnableMonsters.Add(6); //Earth dragon
minMonsters = 1;
maxMonsters = 1;
if (varInt > 49) maxMonsters = 2;
if (varInt > 99) maxMonsters = 4;
if (varInt > 149) maxMonsters = 16;
if (varInt > 199) maxMonsters = 32;
if (varInt == 250)
minMonsters = 250;
maxMonsters = 250;
>> No.41434  
52 Abimelek went to the tower and attacked it. But as he approached the entrance to the tower to set it on fire, 53 a woman dropped an upper millstone on his head and cracked his skull.

54 Hurriedly he called to his armor-bearer, “Draw your sword and kill me, so that they can’t say, ‘A woman killed him.’” So his servant ran him through, and he died.
>> No.41441  
The angle at which the toy is entering Madoka bothers me.
>> No.41504  
When you eat it, if an army of skeleton Indian farmers invades your house and eerily exclaims "You did this to us." It was probably that sweat-shop datura that dang ol Big Scopolamine has been pushing lately.
>> No.41510  
Just a friendly reminder that u should call ur animals by gender-neutral or multiple pronouns. They CAN understand you and YES it is possible for an animal to be trans. Your cat having a penis does not make it male. It is straight up animal abuse to deliberately misgender your pets so please do not do it.
>> No.41538  
That same bacterium, Bacteroides fragilis, was shown in a separate study at Caltech to be able to correct what scientists called “the communication deficit” that is a hallmark symptom of autism by activating the gut endocrine system. In this study, mice that were classified as autistic-like and displayed less than normal communication became “normal” when treated with the bug.

You've heard it here first, folks. Non-autisic humans became that way after their brains were infected with a specific bacteria that likes to live in the area that connects your brain to your spinal chord.

"Normal" is a disease. Officially. Not a mental disorder, but a bacteria infection similar to the black plague.
>> No.41611  
It's a little bit like the Wild West. The trolls are winning.
>> No.41667  
>Starts the thread with a picture of a CHINESE girl

God you're a fucking idiot. At least post something Japanese and pretend like you're following the rules.

>Report submitted! This window will close in 5 seconds...
>> No.41676  

That's not a contradiction. You might do well to become more acquainted with English. It's a waste of time because it adds NOTHING to the game. All it does is pander to the Japanophiles that hate English VA because they aren't Japanese. It doesn't "just fit better", and being the original has little to nothing to do with anything. You sit there pretending you're on top of the world because you listen to the JP version of things, but it really only makes you look bad.

Me? I listen to whichever sounds better, but will normally prefer the English version because it's my native language. One Piece, for instance. I hate the 4kids cast, because the voices were purposely done bad. I know the Japanese cast inside and out, and it sounds great, but Funimation's voices are perfect as well, and I would take them over the original Japanese VAs any day. Why? Because despite knowing a good amount of Japanese, I would prefer to hear the dialogue in my native tongue.
>> No.41723  
After beating the second boss of the game, the kindly Forest Witch, she reveals that she's the mother of the witch you're working under, the Swamp Witch Metallia. Metallia decides she doesn't give a shit about that, and decides to turn her into a rat instead of killing her. Then Metallia summons a shitload of male rats to chase her down and rape her to death. In the next scene, Metallia's butler tells you that your dinner, oil-fried rat, was found in the forest you'd just come back from, and was surrounded by male rats when she was found. It's implied he boiled her alive. Then Metallia offers the first piece to the player avatar, who accepts it because he's a braindead familiar.
>> No.41785  
Rip by Darkivist converted to 16-bit/44.1 kHz using SoX 14.4.0.

Rip info:

Spin Clean
VPI 16.5 RCM with Audio Intelligent Solutions 3-step cleaning fluids
Milty Zerostat 3
Technics SL1600 with Ortofon 2M Blue cartridge and KAB Electro-Acoustics record clamp
Musical Fidelity V-LPS phono preamp
MacBook Pro
Adobe Audition 3.0
FLAC encoded with XLD
>> No.41979  
>SJW enter books
books: "fuck off retards"

>SJW enter movies
movies: "fuck off retards"

>SJW enter games
games: "videogames is art pleeease accept us we'll do anything you say!"

Same reason game journalism is a joke - the whole medium from creators to consumers is full of idiots.
>> No.42017  
As soon as a white man hears another white call someone a "nigger", all whites in the vicinity fly into a Nordic berserker rage and start raping and killing any PoC they can get their hands on.
>> No.42018  
Why do tumblrites use this "PoC" phrase to refer to black people? Do they not realize that "colored" is the same official language used during segregation in the US and apartheid in South Africa?
>> No.42019  
It was a Redditor.
>> No.42020  
That's what many PoC want to be called now, so we just gotta roll with it. It's their choice.
>> No.42022  
Not in real life
>> No.42023  

You realize the 'c' in NAACP stands for colored, correct?
A person of color refers only to one specific color.

It is a politically correct term for referring to niggers, and is done so by white people who are hypersensitive to anything that may offend said niggers, such as mentioning the exact color of their shit colored skin.

In most cases, a white person gets in trouble (really deep shit, too) when they refer to a black person in some term that the black person is completely comfortable with, but the white old soccer mom thought he ought to be offended and filed a grievance on their behalf. Now, the only reason the white person gets in trouble is the black person in question is never mentioned or asked about the situation, as the (also white) person DOING the investigation of the grievance doesn't want to offend the black person in question who is assumed to have requested for the grievance to be filed.
>> No.42024  
Please stop saying that word.
>> No.42025  
Now Anon,
you're going to have to be more specific.
Which word? Nigger? Color? perhaps you meant the acronym PoC?
or did you mean shit? Perhaps the curseword I used, grievance?
If it is that last one, I will sincerely apologize; I know very well that you browse /bun/ to get away from work, and would very much not like to involve one with the other and I am terribly sorry for doing so right then.

Saying "that word" and then pointing to the screen doesn't help if I'm not right there next to you.
>> No.42026  
>>42023 >>42025
/pol/ please go

You just have to take any old innocent comment and turn it into a War Against the Aryan Race™, don't you? Go back to Iran and don't let the door hit you on the way out.
>> No.42028  

I never once mentioned the Aryan race, take your social justice womanizing back to tumblr.
>> No.42030  
Please check your non-Aryan privilege. You would never know how it feels to be persecuted in a politically correct socialist dystopia.
>> No.42031  
Fuck off arab, don't you have camels to fuck or planes to hijack
>> No.42033  
I was obviously talking about the N-word, you asshole.
>> No.42036  
are you black or just getting overly offended on someone else's behalf?
>> No.42038  
Does it matter? Do you think it's okay to be racists if you're in a group of white people?
>> No.42040  
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so he was the white fuckhead in>>42023's example who is getting offended in place of somebody else.

It's all falling into place, now.
>> No.42042  
I doubt it. >>42023 was the mad ranting of a diseased mind, after all.
Do you really think that political correctness is some giant conspiracy of angry soccer moms and not just the logical conclusion of the civil rights movement?
>> No.42046  
Don't listen to them. Everybody who disagrees with you is in on one giant conspiracy. They are trying to distract you from the truth.
>> No.42050  
Here's a random quote about people like you.

"The American fascist would prefer not to use violence. His method is to poison the channels of public information."
>> No.42055  
I deleted my post before you posted hoping no one would notice and I could think it over again. I can't seem to pin down what it is exactly that I don't like about my own post and your reply isn't helpful either, so fuck it. Here it is again:

It's not a conspiracy, but it is a result of indoctrination. If your first instinct to hearing something you disagree with is shutting that person up, then you're the one that's the asshole.

The raison d'etre for Political Correctness, "being offended", is not a thing. Nothing actually happens when you are offended. What it's actually about is the need to assert your dominance and the dominance of your belief system by puffing your chest, "don't ever utter that opinion again." Even worse when you're not even referring to any specific opinion, but a simple word. Because getting angry about a word without thinking about the context is by all considerations nothing but a herd instinct. Your group determined certain signals that identify friend and foe and like a good little drone you pounce on sight, leaving no opportunity for dissent to fester. Collectivism at its finest.

Also, relevantly, since this is the random quotes thread:

"I've always found this interesting.

When arguing, conservatives try to see who can yell loudest while liberals try to see who can shut the other up first."
>> No.42057  
Your post basically says a whole lot of nothing and ends with a quote that is meaningless but tells me that you consider yourself "conservative" -- i.e. an idiot if we're going by the American definition.
Let's combine this with your griping about people not wanting you to say the word "nigger". Why do you want to say it so badly? Why not just "black" or whatever? The meaning is the same, the only difference is connotation; the first carries racist implications and the second doesn't. It shouldn't bother you unless you want to give voice to those racist implications. The conclusion: you're a racist.

Let's put two and two together, now. Idiot + racist = ???
Hint: the answer is fascist. And fascists don't deserve to live. Please die.
>> No.42059  
>>SJW enter books
>books: "fuck off retards"
Sadly not completely true. In contemporary literature all you have to do to be acclaimed is be a minority writing about muh oppression. And all the bitching about most the good books being by dead white guys. And I'm pretty sure the reason Pynchon doesn't have a Nobel is because he's a straight white American dude.

I'm moderately against political correctness but I'm glad that it's not acceptable to go around calling black people niggers (on the other hand like you I think context matters and it's okay to use the word simply to talk about it; saying "the n-word" is silly).

If you really think words don't have any effect you are fucking stupid. No other way to put it. Words aren't just random strings of letters and sounds, you know. They represent thoughts, ideas, and attitudes and negative thoughts, ideas, and attitudes have negative effects.
>> No.42062  
From now on, I'll refer to you as 'that motherfucker'. It doesn't have to be politically correct, and it doesn't matter if that motherfucker is offended, because 'being offended' makes no sense.

While I share that motherfucker's hate of political correctness, that motherfucker has to realize that offending people, even implicitly through the wording you use, does something to people and attitudes people have to the people referred to. If you grow up hearing only 'subhumans' instead of the colorful variety of euphemisms for non-white, you'd start to actually think they're sub-human.
>> No.42072  

Can we get the fashion link spam bots back and posting again instead of these dudes
>> No.42077  
No refunds, ojou-chan.
>> No.42083  
I thought this was the random quotes thread.
>> No.42084  
OCD much?
>> No.42095  
I thought this was the random quotes thread.
>> No.42096  

Maybe they are quoting from the MRA reddit they post on 30 times a day?
>> No.42098  
I honestly wouldn't be surprised if some people here really were a part of MRA.
>> No.42099  
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Being that simple minded probably feels really nice
>> No.42100  
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       — The Internet
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>> No.42104  
What is MRA?

I'm quoting myself, by the way. I said that just now and quoted it. It's fine.
>> No.42106  
Men's Rights Activism. Theoretically, it's people pointing out discrimination of men in certain parts of society, and attempting to address inequality on the side of males. In practice, it's the label anti-feminists use to support anti-feminist viewpoints, frequently used by misogynists who just hate feminism and don't actually care about the fact men can't work at a daycare without being accused of pedophilia. Also a term used by 'tumblr feminists' (I have yet to see a proper name for the recent internet slacktivist feminism movement) to insult or shame anyone who disagrees with their viewpoints.

Who are you quoting?
>> No.42107  
"Men's Rights Activism. Theoretically, it's people pointing out discrimination of men in certain parts of society, and attempting to address inequality on the side of males. In practice, it's the label anti-feminists use to support anti-feminist viewpoints, frequently used by misogynists who just hate feminism and don't actually care about the fact men can't work at a daycare without being accused of pedophilia. Also a term used by 'tumblr feminists' (I have yet to see a proper name for the recent internet slacktivist feminism movement) to insult or shame anyone who disagrees with their viewpoints." - A. Nigger
>> No.42111  

I wanted to make sure you knew about this; the government’s online spying bill, C-13, was put forward in Parliament yesterday. The debate didn’t last long; the government used procedural trickery to severely restrict discussion of the bill.

But, during the debate, Justice Minister Peter MacKay let something slip that exposes his real intentions with this bill:

“The member is right; we are committed to policing the Internet” he said. He went on to say, “The time for talk is past.”

This bill is at a crucial stage - we need to push back hard and make sure pro-privacy voices are heard before it’s too late. Your help right now will make sure we can create an expert-driven pro-privacy plan that decision-makers can’t ignore.

We’re hoping to raise enough money to publish and distribute the report; please, if you haven’t already, chip in a few bucks to help us defend your privacy rights.

For your right to privacy,

Steve Anderson,

P.S. Below you’ll find our initial message. We need your help to stop the government from steamrolling over our privacy rights, and every dollar helps.
>> No.42137  
Ignore these media-fed, brainwashed statists, OP,
>> No.42164  
dispenses utilize a great website decent Gives with thanks for the working hard to guide me personally
>> No.42322  
The hottest scene... let's see.

It would center around the time I kissed a girl for the first time - she was 12, I was 10. At that time, she was a tomboy, mentally. We were a 'couple' for about 10 minutes then, when she decided to show me how to kiss. She'd done it before and, as I later knew, had some experience from god-knows-where. So we went behind a nearby house, near some apple trees, and hid underneath them. My heart was thumping really hard as I was sitting beside her, not knowing a thing about kisses. She told me to close my eyes and to simply kiss her on the mouth. I was so shy that it took me almost ten minutes to get the courage to do what she wanted. But when I finally did it, it was wonderful. I felt her soft lips, which were a little moist from her saliva. Also, her breath kept tickling me a bit. Her lips didn't really taste like anything specific, but the feeling sure was great.
We sat there for a few minutes in this position and I kissed her all the time. Then she asked me if I wanted to try french kissing. Obviously, I didn't know what that was and when she explained it to me, I was grossed out. But nevertheless, I thought to myself, heck, why not. So she told me to "empty my mouth", as in, swallow my saliva to dry it out, and kiss again, but with open mouths and so on, you know the drill. And no, I didn't really like it. The feeling of her tongue touching and swirling around my tongue was gross, like expected.

She had a white dress on, with lots of buttons from the top to around her navel, maybe a little deeper. Apparently, she liked what we did, so she asked if I wanted to feel her up. My heart kept thumping like crazy, I thought it was going to explode. I nodded and started unbuttoning her dress so I could reach her.. uh.. goods. Underneath, she wore a shirt. I put my hand in her shirt and ran it up her stomach, slowly up to her little swelling breasts - not much more than a hand full at this time, but the sensation was oh so soft and warm. I massaged her right breast with my hand and somehow couldn't stop, it was a beautiful feeling and she didn't dislike it. In fact, she started to unbutton my shorts and grope my boner with one hand. I was startled at first, but it was an interesting feeling. When she asked if I wanted to touch her "down there" without her pants, I declined, I was too confused at that time. Well, m
>> No.42325  
I have another one: birthdays are good for you; studies have shown that people who have more birthdays live longer
>> No.42366  
The sight of a naked little girl with her cunt and asshole filled simultaneously by the hard cocks of lusty executioners was always pleasing to the mob, especially if she was a pre-teen with an undeveloped figure and no pubic hair. The executioners loved to turn such an innocent child into a helpless, squirming piece of meat in a sexual sandwich, and they would squeeze her tight between their hairy chests as they raped and sodomized her. Their soppy meats continued to fuse together, giving the crowd a pleasing display of their sexual sandwich. And then, like an octopus squirting it's ink into the eyes of a predator shark, the executioner ejaculated the semen.
>> No.42372  
If Levi could increase the amount of water in the adipose cells of someone's breasts, it would make their breasts bigger. However, cellular biology isn't so simple as splashing water around through the sky with magic to kill giant bug monsters. If she increased the amount of water in the cells, it would disrupt their molarity. The cells would form aquaporins to remove the extra water. But, before that, moving water against the existing osmotic gradient would probably rupture the cell membranes, resulting in cell death, which would in turn result in smaller, injured breasts, as well as hormonal imbalances from killing adipose tissue.

As far as breasts are concerned, it's best to let nature take its course.
>> No.42458  
"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principle difference between a dog and a man."
-Mark Twain
>> No.42463  
That's not a random place, that's not a random place at all!
>> No.42474  
Time to lay down some facts.

The author's not smart enough. For a story so heavily laden with economy, merchantry, and financials it was a bit bizarre to see most of the plots revolving around some underhanded merchantry as opposed to direct economics. This is all the more bizarre when you consider that the protagonist is supposed to be relatively veteran when it comes to these things, and yet he makes the most stupid of blunders, and the plot device goes as such:
a) MC makes retarded blunder that would throw people into prison for debt
b) by fortune, quick wits, and Horo's cunning, he makes it out
c) moves to next town
d) go back to a

Horo has no depth. The show's discussion of economics and finances is nonexistent for all practical purposes because the author just wasn't smart enough. So like Southlight said, any conflict just works out to be Lawrence fucking up somehow and Horo miracles up a way to save him. Cute for a few times, tedius in the long run. Ignoring how that sucks in itself, it also puts Horo in a very limited position far as character development goes. So really by the middle of the anime series, after the first like two vols of LN content, there just wasn't anything else to develop about Horo. It just turns into this thing of weighing homesickness and a longing for the past vs the present and romance. That's ok too, but there is no progression beyond that because the author wants to write another dozen books to milk the series with.

So we have a character with very limited room for development, what can we do with that? Good conversations, thus why Gahara-san was mentioned. Horo's lines, unfortunately, were not witty as much as they were just flirty. Dunno about you, but I can't pay attention to those two flirting for a whole series.
As for being like a random girl from a harem anime, minus being a wolf, Horo is just a tsundere. By this day and age, you'd better have some amazingly well done tsundere to stand out. Not the case here.
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What do you mean by that?
>> No.42511  
"Random quotes from random places"
>> No.42544  
I know. But what about it? What makes that post not comply with the thread subject?
>> No.42560  
I guess there comes a time when we have leave the things we want the most in order to take a step forward in life.
>> No.42621  
*I would stick to ridge of the left side when I scrambled the knife edge ridge that is a municipal border line. The left side municipal office only rescues hiker injured free of charge. The other side office charges rescuing fee by helicopter a $10,000 .
>> No.49781  
Today, I went to the beach front with my kids. I found a sea shell and gave it to my 4 year old daughter and said "You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear." She placed the shell to her ear and screamed. There was a hermit crab inside and it pinched her ear. She never wants to go back! LoL I know this is totally off topic but I had to tell someone!
>> No.49855  
At this time it appears like Drupal is the preferred blogging platform out there right now. (from what I've read) Is that what you are using on your blog?
>> No.49892  
Incredible! This blog looks exactly like my old one! It's on a entirely different subject but it has pretty much the same page layout and design. Outstanding choice of colors!
>> No.50442  
Hello, I think your website might be having browser compatibility issues. When I look at your blog site in Safari, it looks fine but when opening in Internet Explorer, it has some overlapping. I just wanted to give you a quick heads up! Other then that, amazing blog!
>> No.50450  
I was curious if you ever thought of changing the layout of your website? Its very well written; I love what youve got to say. But maybe you could a little more in the way of content so people could connect with it better. Youve got an awful lot of text for only having 1 or 2 pictures. Maybe you could space it out better?
>> No.50544  
Do you have a spam issue on this website; I also am a blogger, and I was wanting to know your situation; many of us have developed some nice practices and we are looking to exchange strategies with other folks, please shoot me an email if interested.

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