Whenever I see someone post a file with a name like tumblr_asjf0248gnas0824g.jpg, I assume the poster is a teenaged girl.

>>39108
I'm not a teenaged girl, unfortunately.

i wish i was a 2d teenaged girl

How does one meet people when a stranger in a strange place?

>>39108
You know, I never knew tumblr was full of teenage girls until I started using it. Why isn't it full of predators?

>>39116
The teenaged girls are the predators.

>>39108
Hey there are plenty of women in their 20's on tumblr!

Jesus, Mary and Joseph, I'm going to Japan in 20 days, what am I gonna do!?

>>39153
I'm moving in ~7days, what am I gonna do!?

>>39158
Find independent stores close to you, because you'll like shopping there much more than in supers.

http://www.ct.gov/csao/lib/csao/Sandy_Hook_Final_Report.pdf

>>39160
Mom and pop shops instead of the supermarket, are you crazy? Going to two places to shop when you could go to one and pay less while doing it is the very definition of insanity!

FUCK YOU FIREFOX

Got a Google Glass invite, but would cost over $2000 to get it and compatible phone, in addition to a more expensive data plan every month.

autism butt

The BT-2 isn't a light tank, it's a race car disguised as a light tank.

>>39171
What did they do this time?

That must be the first time that masturbating felt good while I was feeling unwell.

Is the knockout game an actual thing or is it complete bullshit that the media is running with for whatever reason, like rainbow parties? Like, obviously there are black people running around attacking people for no reason but that's not really news

>>39211

I've heard about that "game" for years.
First as a sort of rumor in high school (10 or so years ago), and even then I thought it was more of a joke than anything (I still thank God to this day that I was able to grow up in a 97%+ white environment).

It's not surprising that it's done almost entirely(95%+) by blacks, and mostly regarded as an unprovoked assault by an unidentified african-american "youth".

That last part, the unprovoked assault part, that's actually quite common (significantly much more so if you sort by black perpetrators), and most likely what this "game" has been reported to police as by their victims. probably.
I guess with facebook being popular, this came to light because FB actively records everthing written/posted there, and that leaves a lot of evidence in the publicly available realm.

I'm not sure I want to finish this game, but I'm really close to finishing this other game, so that's okay.

As expected of niggs

Goddammit now this song is stuck in my head.

How much does karaoke even cost. How much does anything cost, really?

>Here, we report that surnames can be recovered from personal genomes by profiling short tandem repeats on the Y chromosome (Y-STRs) and querying recreational genetic genealogy databases.
>surnames can be recovered from personal genomes
The future seems to tend more and more toward dystopia than utopia.

I want to forget about these coins

Whoa, I just had this weird feeling of deja vu.

What a depressingly realistic wet dream.

>>39249
I had one tonight too (it was 2 I was able to stop myself first one but couldn't second)

I wish I had more wet dreams. They're usually super duper weird and kind of gross, but it feels so good.

I don't like them since then I can't use my mouth so now I'm stuck with less cum when I do want to do it.

I'm so glad I bought this ice cream; it's really worth the money.

Someone please take Steam away from me.

thank god thanksgiving is over

I thought yukkuri abuse was bad but Jesus, this 'fluffy' stuff goes beyond the pale.

time to take my underwear off and masturbate

>>39263
Fluffy stuff?

>>39270

I think that's what they're called. They're the MLP equivalent of the yukkuri; small, hapless, somewhat retarded creatures you'll either think are really cute or disgusting vermin. This is where the similarities end, as the fluffies exhibit none of the more fantastic traits (survivability, regenerative properties, ability to repress/forget trauma) of the sentient manjuu, instead being flesh and blood creatures with all the foibles that go with such a state. They also exhibit few of the shithead traits that yukkuri so commonly display. Despite this they're tortured, maimed, and killed in some rather disturbing ways, for no other reason then they can be. I always knew the MLP fandom were secretly psychopaths.

>>39271
You seem to be quite knowledgeable on the subject.

>>39272

I only found out about them yesterday and, curious, did a little research. Probably more to find out but I'd rather not go back to it. The art is universally shit, and the content just disturbing. I mean, sticking a blender into a pregnant fluffy, mashing up the babies, squeezing the remains into glass, and drinking the concoction in front of the distraught mother? A little much, even for my tastes.

Newsflash: Anonymous discovers there are sickos on the internet. More news at 11.

>>39273
worse than this? http://yukkuri.shii.org/pool/show/440

Jissouseki are way better than Yukkuri.

>>39279
Ew.

I have a zit right on a mole and I didn't even know that was possible

It must feel great destroying yukkuris

>>39297
That's gross. I woke up with not one, but three zits on my back. I almost never get acne on my back, how annoying.

I don't get this fascination Australian news has with Ron Burgundy. Does it happen elsewhere in the world?

>>39306

Yes.

Did you buy anything this sale week?

>>39315

No

>>39315
Finally bought FarCry 3 for a fiver.
Kept missing it on sale for ages.

Haha my burglar neighbors got their house robbed. Eat shit morons

I hope I don't fall down the stairs carrying boxes and stuff.

>>39319
It keeps happening.

I can't help but admire the amount of dedication and craftsmanship this guy puts into his robot booby dolls.

America not being able to figure out why their test scores are so low is really funny since the answer is obvious to anyone who has been to a public school in the last decade.

>>39319
I fell whilst carrying the wok upstairs, and hit my face on the steps.

>>39336
Is your face okay?

Why do these oreo-like cookies made for dogs taste better than actual Oreos

Why do people sage when they contribute to a thread?

Is everyone else around me a bad person or am I a bad person?

>>39339
My face is ok, but it knocked my glasses off, and really startled me.

My little venus fly trap is growing up so quickly. I'm quite happy.

>>39349
'Bad' is a matter of perspective. In Ancient Greece, having sex with little boys was totally okay, but modern society considers it 'bad'. You may be a good person in one context, yet for the same matter be a 'bad person' in another context.

Feeling so organized today. I made a list of things to do, and I got to cross them off one by one!

Two people trapped in a room together and become so bored that they have sex to keep the boredom at bay.

Damn you, Governor!

My dog is too good at knowing when we're going to go for a walk.

I was going through my images folder.

I can't believe I gotta change my password again

I just fapped in the bath for the first time since I was a teenager.

>>39377
Why would you fap in the bath?

>>39378
I did one time to see what it would look like to cum underwater.

>>39378
Because lying in a hot bath with an erection at 15 leads to only one possible outcome.

>>39385
But he said he did it again for the first time since he was a teenager, implying he is no longer a teenager.

http://www.literotica.com/s/educating-mom-andys-story

Best erotic amateur I've ever read.

I just spent 40 minutes resizing a cheap bracelet that I'm probably never even going to wear.

I fucking love shovelling snow; it's so fun!

>>39385
I've never fapped in the bath and I was 15 once. I think there's something wrong with you.

>>39419
If fapping in the bath was the only thing wrong with me I'd do it more often.

>>39418
I feel this way about mowing the lawn and raking leaves. Yard work is satisfying.

>>39427
It is, isn't it! The best thing is shearing and digging. Makes me want to pull up my sleeves.

As I usually don't look forward to things very much, looking forward to one thing for a long time is rather peculiar. Last week I was so excited I could barely think, and now I'm all nonchalant. Strange.

>>39438

I also played Starbound

La la lai la, la la lai la, la la lai la la~

My lord, Prison Architect is really difficult!

There is a lot of snowwww

>>39440
I hope that wasn't the thing you were looking forward to

>>39458
'twasn't; my computer can't handle games.

i hope sig can make it to agdq next month

I wish I could become internet famous like Andrew Hussie or the Penny Arcade guys, but I'm not good at anything.

>>39464
good one

Why can I not find the charger cable for my good shaver? It's so good!

I have a $20 shaver for my face and a $5 shaver for my body.

oh my fucking god firefox are you serious

>>39482
What happened this time?

>>39483

They changed the way downloads work, but this time you can't get around it. I can't even access my download history because there's so much it crashes Firefox

>>39480
I tried using my supershaver on my penis, but that hurt, and I had to stop regularly to pick out hairs.

>>39485
I just epilate, it's always painful there but the pain is manageable now.

>>39484
Why are you using the built in downloader? Use DownThemAll.

>>39488
Isn't that just an interface to the built in downloader?

Tomorrow is my first official, practical driving lesson. I hope I don't wreck someones shit, because I had such a dream last night.

>>39500
My driving teacher was pretty cool, but he was old, so that's often the case. Had a young'un once; didn't get along.

I haven't driven a car in 8 years

I haven't driven a car.

I haven't driven a car in two and a half hours

i am a car

My cardamom pods are gone! Now I have to go buy some new ones.

So a tool designed solely for masturbation actually feels good when used for masturbation. Color me surprised.

my greatest achievement is breaking a man's spirit by merely voting a few of his youtube videos down every now and then

>>39548
You told us that story already.

>>39551

I'm telling it again, you got a problem punk?!

>>39521
>>39537
For the record, I'm pretty sure CS Dog is from either /prog/ or /g/.

Why remake The Naked Gun? Why god, why!

>>39562

Because Hollywood long ago ran out of what few original ideas it had. Why else do you think they've been remaking children's tales and shit?

My headache is terrible but I didn't do anything stupid, hooray!

At least I haven't actually commited any crimes.

ランドセルの
美しい赤
清い愛

>>39568
nice haiku

Help　me, /bun/, I'm in Japan!

>>39577
Is it contagious?

Note to future self: the stove is on.

>>39577
NTR Anno. I want 4.0 to be the EoE of the new millennium.

Nothing ruins my suspension of disbelief like cervix penetration.

I want to go to Japan again

>>39597
I'm 28 and don't know what a cervix is.

>>39597
At least the nipple fucking fad seems to be over

It's insane how well made the first 2 Home Alone movies are despite being so stupid

A fleshy pole entering a fleshy hole.

>>39608
Did you remember Home Alone because of the last Family Guy episode?

Maybe I should stop hitting the snooze button of my life.

>>39625
Your real life hasn't started yet; the real you is still asleep.

>>39621

No, because AMC has been playing it like 3 times a night for some reason. Nice job watching Family Guy though

>>39627
Zawa zawa...

>>39591
I'd rather NTR Kojima, but sure, OK.

Man, meeting people and talking to them is so fun! They always ask "what are your plans for tomorrow?" FRIENDSHIP

>>39647
"So, anon, what is it that you do all day?"

I missed you, /bun/.

>>39661
I get so scared whenever /bun/ is down.

>>39661
Are the two images, one in the last-image-thread and one in the ryona/guro-thread broken for anybody else?

>>39663
yes

>>39648
I'm on vacation, so I could just say I'm a marine biologist or some shit. No one needs know!

Man, should I buy that onahole? So scared-

>>39675
What is stopping you?

>>39681
me

>>39675
I was in your position not too long ago and I went with it. To be honest, I don't think it's all it's cracked up to be, but maybe my experience is just a fluke.

How embarrassing it must be to buy something like that.

>>39688

Nah. I bought a fleshlight several years ago and, while it was better than my hand, it wasn't anything super special. You always see these people going on about how masturbation is so great and feels wonderful and they can't a day without it, but I just don't get any of that. It's just somewhat okay at best, and not even worth the effort most of the time. I don't know, maybe I'm just broken in someway.

Vajayjaypee

Some tree limbs fell in my driveway from the ice yesterday and in the middle of the night someone moved them next to our trash cans by the street. Mysterious

The iOS7 jailbreak is contains Chinese botnet.

Japan-/bun/, you said you'd hang out with me in Japan, and now I'm here, so take resonsibility!

>>39719
Hi ron, how was the flight?

Who set the captcha to hardmode?

No hats no life

Are you alright now, /bun/? Did Jones touch you in weird places again?

>>39733
What captcha?

>>39758
I think he meant the reCAPTCHA on 4chan, warosu, etc.
It really was almost impossibly hard yesterday.

there, I finished cross-checking my doujin collection! I've thrown away anything by anyone who ever went near kancolle.
there's surprisingly only a small amount left, but I did good, right...?

I wish all these gay faggots would stop posting gay things on the same internet I'm browsing. There should be a separate internet for gays.

One of the sites I regularly browse is dying... ;_;

>>39786

Me too

>>39786
>>39788
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Montreal went easy on me today. I was expecting worse from the fabled Montreal winter.

>>39781
What do you have against Kancolle?

My mom was choking on her coffee and I was so afraid that she was choking to death that I'm still shaking from it. Why am I such a loser!

>>39796
Nothing wrong with worrying about your mother.

I really want to go to Disney World again.

>>39795
It's like Touhou except you don't know the characters

>>39799
Learn them.

I know shimakaze and the blonde girl with the fat tits and that's enough for me. I have a whole folder dedicated to shimakaze

>>39801
I refuse. The battleship parts they lug around look stupid.

>>39799
But I do know each and every one of the names of my precious ship daughters

The only Kancolle I like is the girl with the jellyfish on her head.

>>39795
It glorifies war. I wish the Japanese would just man up and acknowledge their war crimes instead of pretending it never happened.

>>39802
My new wallpaper

>>39806
I don't understand the argument that Kancolle is a glorification of war that incidentally involves cute girls. It's always seemed to me like a glorification of cute girls that incidentally involves machines of war.

>>39811
Well, I'm not that guy and I haven't played Kantai Collection but that is the sort of thing the Japanese are known to do. Didn't their Prime Minister go to some war criminal shrine the other day? If Angela Merkel was caught saying prayers at a Nazi shrine Germany would probably explode, but the Japanese do this sort of thing all the time.

>>39814
Not that anon, but the assumption that the national leader's view reflect that of the everyday people, or the game devs in this case, should be carefully examined.

Abe got elected with way less than 50% of the popular votes. IIRC, it was between 20~30%.

The game contains nothing in the way of outright denying the war crimes, and the devs have a hard stance on not implementing suicide crafts (Ohka, Kaiten, etc) in the game, which may be an indication of their non-nationalist nature.

Also, I don't mean to portray KanColle as a piece of "high culture" or anything, but one shouldn't make the context of the media a limiting factor when it comes to the enjoyment of it. Band of Brothers for example, IIRC (it's been a while) is more about the hardship and the bonds formed between the paratroopers, than it is about "Murrica!". In the same sense, I enjoy seeing the cute girls with their cute voices dressed in interesting uniforms. As a Korean, I certainly do not approve of the Japanese government's denial of the war crimes, but I don't let that get in the way of my enjoyment of the game.

Sorry, this is definitely not a short thought, but I wanted to point a few things out.

>>39806
Waging war is not by itself a crime. War crimes are vile deeds not justified by even war. Pillaging villages and raping their women are war crimes. Torturing POWs and executing them are war crimes. Sending your ships to battle is NOT a crime and it is a basic element of war. Kancolle has nothing to do with Japanese war crimes.

It's kind of odd that in a medium filled with games clearly glorifying war, you point out Kancolle as a game glorifying war. While I can't say it depicts the cruelties of war in a realistic manner, it's nothing compared to the countless WWII shooters, military strategy games and games like World of Tanks, which clearly present war in an awesome manner (while the reality is significantly less awesome).

>>39823
Everything that happens in war (killing people, sinking other people's ships, driving tanks into other people's circles) is a crime. We just forgive it all because they're crimes committed against The Enemy.

I am highly erect right now.

>>39826
Crimes are actions forbidden by some sort of legal code (and generally punished by authorities).

War may be immoral, but it's perfectly legal.

>>39832
Waging war against another country is a violation of national sovereignty, which is a crime according to international law. Even U.N. sanctioned interventions may be considered crimes (which is usually the stance of Russia and China).
Of course, by this logic Tony Blair, David Cameron, Bush, Obama, Merkel, Sarkozy and most other European leaders are war criminals, but they will obviously never be tried as such.

Some days I feel like bun transforms into something I can't be a part of and that makes me anxious.

>>39834

It transforms into a huge turd, and I hope everyone in the last few posts get shot and left in a ditch

>>39836
Rude.

If anyone has a problem with loli war machines please kill yourself before posting about it.

I wonder if marked two will ever learn to draw.

Thread hijacking.../bun/ sure hit a new low.

Savior of Song is an odd title.

>>39850
It can't be helped. /photos/ isn't meant to be a discussion board, after all.

>>39850
Is it hijacking when the thread doesn't have a topic?

I used to hate Kancolle since I kept failing the lottery, but now that I can get in I'm okay with it.

Does anyone on /bun/ want to talk about the game? The discussions in the usual places are filled with nothing but crossboarders (the bad kind).

>>39856
The purpose of the thread is to be a thread about nothing and they made it a thread about something.

>>39858
Make a Kancolle thread.

I want to try the game to see what all the fuss is about, but I'm too lazy to play the lottery to get in. Oh well.

>>39860
I'm too scared to make a thread, sorry... Could someone else please make it?

>>39856
Every thread has a topic.

>>39865
I assure you, the rumors of posters being tortured for making bad threads are all completely false.

I wonder why my /bun/ style gets reset to Aya all the time?

>>39889
You use Google Chrome? Because that sometimes happens to me too.

>>39890
Yup this is on Chrome. I ought to see if Firefox does it as well.

Jeezus, Chinese translators have already finished scanlating Udon-ya's C85 doujinshi. And it has a metric buttload of text, too.

I'm gonna drink alcohol (wine) for the first time later, I hope it turns out OK

>>39894

Trip report, wine tastes like trash. At least, "Irony" does.

>>39893
I wonder if they have Chinese CGRascal over there

Happy new year bun friends. Except for the 2 of you I don't like

Happy new year. I love you all bunbuns.

Happy new year.

My first doujin download of the year was a Hideyoshi one. 2014 is great so far!

My beard genetics are the worst. I wonder if there's something I can do about this other than wait until I'm 30.

Happy new year

Happy new year! I had a great time, and I hope you did too!

I didn't do anything special when the year changed and now I slept through all of New Year's Day.

I wish I could get back into looking through unsecured webcams online but they require browser plugins I don't wanna use

I spent the first day of the year getting drunk. I hope you're proud, me.

I lost a part of a tooth, happy new year.

I'm gonna watch this 2 hour norm macdonald compilation someday

Ever notice how /bun/ gets reaaal fast when someone posts in a certain thread?

Procrastination is the best! I'll never get anything done!

>>39963
I wish I could be so happy about procrastinating.

Holy shit, this AI takes longer to complete its turns than most human opponents.

Unfuck yourself pixiv! I don't wanna have a ton of recent works to comb through later!

Better not have caught a cold.

I'm so frustrated right now.

>>39975

/jp/ meetup in France.

I dunno why I get so excited about AGDQ when I watch maybe an hour total of it every year

Sometimes no one emails me for several days and I start to wonder if it's broken.

>>39990
What's your email address bunbun? I'll mail you every day.

>>39992
Is this a real offer? I wish I had a crazy stalker filling up my inbox.

>>39994
I find it hard to believe that a crazy stalker would be able to keep it fresh in the inbox though.

Great, I could have slept an hour longer.

>>39997
Consistency is comforting

The ideal female form.

hahaha goons freaking out over a cirno doll

Why is the air in my room so humid? I've aired it out 3 hours ago for at least 15 minutes and wiped the windows dry, but noticeable condensation is already building up again.

>>40004
Stop breathing.

Man, that wet dream was weird, but it felt amazing! Strange how I was concious during it, though. And even stranger that the entirety of it was in a foreign language.

>>40002
Got any juicy details? Being reminded of my moral superiority over goons really helps my self-esteem.

>>40008
It wasn't a dream.

I wish the GTA5 PC port would be announced with specs already so I know if I should upgrade or not. I kinda plan to already but it would be nice to have some solid stuff

Man, these vegetables look super healthy!

hey cool after all the bitching there is finally a black woman cast member on saturday night live after not having one for 6 years. maybe now the PC police of america can push to get an asian-american cast membhahahahaha

>>40028
As an Asian American I never understood the black people bitching about "underrepresentation" on TV, especially with this recent SNL thing. I feel like if there were no black people on it in general or if that they never used the black people they had it would make sense. But Kenan is used a lot. It just feels stupid.

>>40029

It's mostly liberal white people bitching about it, I don't think there's many black people who care about SNL. Which is why there isn't much bitching about there not being Asians, because liberal whites pretend they don't exist

The only Asian American comic I can think of is the guy from that stoner movie who played Sulu in the Star Trek reboot.

>>40032

There's probably lots of unknown Asian talent in NYC that could be on SNL, but the scouts aren't looking for them because they don't care and the liberal white bloggers who pressure them don't either.

None of this really matters though because SNL fucking sucks and everyone knows it.

So even a dog is more useful than me. Well, that feels somewhat bad.

>>40038
At least an inanimate carbon rod isn't more useful than you.

I wish she was my imouto.

why is there a gap between the first and second results on pixiv now

It's so difficult to really get going on a VN. When I do, I get reading for hours on end, but most of the time, I don't get further than 30 minutes.

The Hey Arnold movie fucking sucks

I wish I worked as a network executive at NBC or CBS so that next time I see a show and think to myself "Who the fuck approved this?" I can either fire the guy who did or look in the mirror and say "You did, you approved this you piece of shit."

I finally got around to watching the movie adaptation of The Great Gatsby. I thought the movie was a good adaptation, but little things annoyed me like the Jay Z music.

>>40057

Haha what

>>40059
Exactly. It's so out of place and just doesn't belong. There are a couple other modern pop songs in the movie as well.

>>40059
They did the same thing in Marie Antoinette; she dances to Adam & the Ants, and has converse shoes in her collection. It was intended to show that she was just a normal teenage girl, which Sofia Coppola thought might be hard to show because she had to also behave historically correct.

Of course, she did behave like a teenager in real life, and was terribly fed up with all the silly gloominess of Versailles, but that's life.

Why are all anonymous imageboards either shit or dead?

>>40074
Because they don't have forced anonymous.

I love Krautchan

CWC's house burned down

>>40083
I thought he departed like a hero, saving all his valuable treasures. Doesn't this belong in the world news thread?

>>40085
People who follow the goings-on of his life are even weirder than the guy himself.

He was making coffee in the bathroom

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkYnMRh26Oo

>>40087
He was making coffee in the bathroom?

>>40090

Making coffee in the bathroom!

It has been entirely too long since the last time that I experienced this warm, happy feeling from playing a visual novel.

>>40086
I just looked up his article on encyclopedia dramatica(yeah, I know) after I read the news.

>>40094

There's an entire wiki about him, but with the increase in traffic it's been down all day

>>40093
So what's the VN?

>>40099
Suck my dick or die

It's been 17 years and Goldeneye still has better gunfire/death sounds than any other game.

I was annoyed at the check-out girl at the grocery store for being short with a black guy with a beard, but somehow that ended when she was all smiles and super cute towards me. How strange the world.

>>40099
Kara no Shoujo. I was putting VNs with more difficult language off for a while and played only moege. Now I'm progressing at a snails pace, but it's very much worth it.

>>40107
You're reading it in Japanese?

>>40107
>Kara no Shoujo
>warm, happy feeling
Well... okay. Enjoy that feeling while it lasts.

Even though I consider it one of the best VNs I've read, I think Kara no Shoujo is a bit overrated. It stands out just because there aren't many film noir VNs.

>>40109
How would you call it "overrated", VDZ? How many people have even read it to rate it?
I liked it a lot, but Kara no Shoujo is definitely not uplifting heartwarmy material, in any case.

>>40112
Stop calling people by names on a board with forced anon. This time it wasn't even me. (I never finished Kara no Shoujo, but I acknowledge that it's a high-quality title that, if anything, doesn't get the attention it deserves.)

>>40109
>>40112
I'm not far into it yet, so my opinion might still change. But what I was referring to might be more related to my enjoyment of the game, rather than the setting. I'm struck by that I seem to have forgotten what it is about VNs that is so captivating. It's hard to pin down, but I'm reminded of what it was like to play Tsukihime or Umineko (or YMK, as my first VN); in a kind of comfortable immersion, where even (or maybe especially) the small things like descriptions of waking up every morning add to the experience. For most of the games I picked up since some time ago, and subsequently dropped or stalled, I now realize that I felt a certain distance to them which entirely undercuts the medium's strong point.

AGDQ was cool this year. I hope the tranny doesn't show up next time though, he apparently can't stand not being the center of attention so he wears stupid outfits to compensate and it's really distracting sometimes

>>40114
Chill out, real VDZ. And finish it, I'd say it was the only game I read last year that had any emotional impact. I highly recommend it, for all that means coming from an anonymous coward posting on a board without names enabled.

I should've stayed home yesterday.

I finally saw someone drunker than I!

Don't you just love it when sci-fi tells stories of the far future of the year 2020 or something?

Is there a more obnoxious and condescending way of informing someone of something than "YOU DO REALIZE THAT X"?

>>40159
Prepend it with "ummm..."

>>40161
Or "Look,"

I've been reading through the Goldeneye and Perfect Dark wikis and it really makes me wish there was a PC version with online multiplayer. Microsoft owns Rare so they could easily make a port of the XBLA version of PD happen, charge 15 bucks for it, and watch it be a Steam top seller for months. It'll never happen though

>>40174

Those games were the bomb back in the day. Campaign mode that was both fun and challenging, and multiplayer was a blast. Not quite sure how well they've stood the test of time but you could always emulate them, or try the Goldeneye Source mod.

I was surprised to see a rare item stocked on Amiami (a preowned figure) this morning but had to leave for classes. I resolved to order it when I got home.

But when I got back, it had already been snapped up. Just my luck.

>>40190
amiami pre-owned stuff goes really fast (assuming it's a remotely popular figure), you'd have had better luck if it had been one of the other pre-owned stores

>>40193
It's weird because when there were pre-owned figures for other (more popular) characters in the same series, they were up for at least a month before they got purchased.

So I didn't expect this one to go in hours, otherwise I would have ordered immediately and gone to my class slightly late. Oh well. At least I saved 50 bucks, I guess.

Goddamn tooth ache.

My pee smelled like coffee.

Every time I sneeze I smell fried rice.

>>40201
My pee smells like B vitamins.

>>40112
I don't want to get into spoiler-y territory, so in general what bothered me were the various ideas raised by the story that were abandoned or went nowhere, or the characters who served little purpose.

In other words it rapes and urinates on Chekhov's gun.

>>40210
Unrelated to Kara no Shoujo, but I always find Chekhov's Gun to be a bit retarded. While I understand it can be interesting to discover everything there is to discover about a story, should it really be required? Does everything within a story have to have meaning within that story? There's a world the story takes place in, and not everything that has meaning in that world should necessarily have meaning in the story, in my opinion. People exist and things happen, even if it has nothing to do with you.

>>40212
Thank you.

Danganronpa is fucking amazing. I urge everyone to check it out.

I drink four cups of coffee in the morning and then wonder the rest of the afternoon why I feel so restless. God, I'm an idiot.

>>40212
Depends on the focus/goal of the writer. If the point is to vividly portray a setting, then perhaps one doesn't need to rigidly adhere to such rules.

But in general, I think inundating the reader with pointless and irrelevant information is just poor writing. That's like padding or filler in a video game. Even worse is creating potentially interesting leads that simply meander and die.

>>40219
I wish I still wanted to play it, but the garbage fandom quickly turned me off.

>>40222
Play it. You don't have to discuss it, you don't have to admit to being a fan after playing it, just play it. You really are missing out.

>>40221
It makes a setting more real. Shouldn't be happening at the expense of a plot, but I don't see anything wrong with red (or other colored) herrings.

>>40223
Not that guy, but I couldn't get it to emulate without audio glitches and I lost interest in the anime after 2-3 eps. Is it really worth the effort? Honestly, the anime was painful to watch because (I assume) it was overly faithful to the game, with the painfully slow Phoenix Wright style deductions.

>>40222
>>40224
Second opinion. Danganronpa 1 is maybe above average, but that's about it. In terms of logical deduction it's extremely easy. "Who" is obvious in every trial, and "how" is usually simple to see during the investigation too.

So what that leaves is the annoying "shoot the right word with the right evidence" mini-game (the difficulty comes entirely from trying to shoot the right word, not figuring out what to shoot), a simple anagram mini-game, and an absurd rhythm mini-game. None of them are particularly fun.

About the only thing Danganronpa has going for it is how much you like the characters and its music. But in terms of how the cases are constructed and the overall story, the Phoenix Wright games are way better.

I think you aren't missing much. Heard Danganronpa 2 is a lot better, so wait for that instead.

The only cool thing about Danganronpa is how angry goons get about it. Also the brown track jacket girl with fat tits

>>40224
I haven't seen the anime, and I played it on an actual PSP, so I can't say much about that.

>>40225
As a mystery, it is indeed very easy, and the MTB and Anagram sequences don't really add anything to either the story or the gameplay. But the story as a whole is just amazing. The way the plot evolves over the course of the story is very interesting, and the character interactions are great.

If you want to solve mysteries, play Phoenix Wright. If you want to see high school students grow close and betray and murder each other, play Danganronpa.

Oh god the guy from the famous jet jackson killed himself months ago and I didn't even know

>>40226
could you post a suitably ecchi picture of her, I have no desire to actually look into danganronpa

>>40234

>>40235
could be nicer with spats but yeah that's a good design, thanks

>>40234
But you're missing out on the fact that she's voiced by Chiwa Saitō!

I forgot to mention this earlier; Miyuki Sawashiro and Chiwa Saitō both deliver excellent performances.

>>40246
who

>>40229
>But the story as a whole is just amazing
I beg to differ, the ending is some of the dumbest shit I've ever read. It's pretty good until the last chapter, but oh boy, does it go downhill from there. I can tolerate a lot of shounen-y nonsense but all those Hope vs Despair tirades made even me cringe.

Girls are super cute!

>>40248
Despairers gonna despair.

Asahina was the most boring Dangan Ronpa

> Thread 8242 Hidden.

Oh someone must've bumped the guro thread again.

this torrent stopped with .3% left and now I wanna stab myself

I gotta find out who killed my dad.

>>40259

It was me

佐藤千春

>>40260
fuck you Dio

Fate/Zero is pretty neat. Lancers really do have the worst luck.

waifu

Why do people like Catcher in the Rye? This book is awful.

"Candy" is a copyrighted word now, someone please kill me

>>40310
It's not just copyrighted, the company that got the copyright has been sending C&Ds since copyrighting it, to any game which uses the word 'candy' in its name (such as 'All Candy Casino Slots – Jewel Craze Connect: Big Blast Mania Land').

Also, they also trademarked the word 'saga'. Indie game 'The Banner Saga' has been C&Ded by them already. They also apparently registered 82 other trademarks, but I'm not sure what else they trademarked.

>>40310
That would never happen in The Land of the Free™.

that was surprisingly cute for a [freudia] release

>>40315

When are they gonna send some C&Ds to Hershey? They've been profiting off of their IP since before they even existed! That's gotta be death penalty territory these days

>>40316
It happened in The Land of the Free, the EU and Mexico.

>>40318
They only own the copyright in the sections of video games and clothing. Candy advertising itself as candy is still safe.

For now.

I made this picture of Parsee my wallpaper and now I can't stop tabbing to desktop to look at her.

>>40320

So hasbro is in trouble then

I'm starting to think all this social-justice/cis-scum/check-your-privilege is some godly trolling. No one could be this stupid.

>>40392
Yeah, how dare people get upset about being discriminated against their whole life

>>40396
Okay.

>>40399
>our noble Mexican ancestors

human sacrifice HYPE

>>40399
That was obviously a joke, and you must be pretty dumb if you think that person was serious.

>you've been trolled dorks

>>40396
If that's what you seriously believe you're really clueless.

>>40402
Okay.

>>40402
It's a parody of people who say that for real.

>>40408
Okay, if we're talking about these people, then I agree, they're batshit insane.

Not all transsexuals who fight for their rights are this crazy though.

If the only complaints about our society come from tumblr types, we must be doing something right.

>>40402
person takes a lot of shit and then says they were only pretending to be retarded

This is totally a woman, and NOT a mentally ill attention seeking man. free your minds

Oh, my, god, I can not believe the genderism going on in this thread.

To all trans people: Stay resilient, watch this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZ7eeRCdX9k

>>40421

I dunno why people disable ratings since that makes me think their video is shit way more than a huge dislike total would

>>40415
Tumblr is the world.

Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots is eventually overrun by actual idiots who think they're in good company.

>>40420
I'm not sure why knowing its sex matters. Surely nobody wants to have sex with something that fat and ugly.

>>40415
You forgot redditors and twitterers.

>>40440

he actually has a girlfriend, who is also really fat and ugly. I think its an actual woman though. hopefully he gets his dick chopped off before they can have kids

>>40442
Again, why does it matter? If fat-n-uglies pop out fat-n-ugly children, you still won't care what sex they have.

>>40443

Because a kid raised by him would probably grow up to be an insane serial killer

Why is my left arm sore? That isn't even my masturbation arm.

>>40446
Mine is too. Could it be a conspiracy?!
(I probably hurt it at the gym)

>>40446
>>40448

Do you have any strange marks or bruises? Maybe you've been chosen as Masters!

I feel sort of sad when I come back to /photos/ and there are hardly any new posts.

I feel sort of sad when I come back to /photos/ and there are lots of new posts.

i feel sad

>>40451
Well, I am working on a Masters thesis!

I wish there was a TV channel that just played COPS 24/7

I made a fake girl OKCupid using a (rather cute) crossdressing guy as the profile picture, and I'm getting so many views and messages from dudes it's insane. I'm not really sure where to go from here

$70 down the drain.

My cat has gone missing. I hope she is okay.

>>40464
which trappyfeet slut did you use

>>40467

My hope was curious guys would reverse GIS it to see if it was legit and find out from the results that it's a man (forever ruining their confidence in their sexuality), but either nobody cares or nobody is smart enough to do it in the first place

>>40469
the socks are probably the most interesting thing about this pic

After reading this thread, I have come to the conclusion that short thoughts threads should, in fact, continue to be banned.

Thank you and good night /bun/

>>40469
I think most of the ones that responded are depraved and don't even have the mental capacity to care if it was a guy. It's pretty revolting. Reminds me of this http://youtu.be/CiWk8VCGBOY
anyway, whew I don't feel so bad about my own trapping ability

>>40471

I didn't know they were ever banned

>>40472
I read "ones" as "orcs" and the meaning of the sentence did not change. But you better be ashamed, that's disgusting.

On second thought your youtube video is pretty hilarious. People really do have no shame huh?

>>40472

If you wanna test your trapping ability, post a TfM craigslist casual encounters ad with a (face concealed) pic of yourself. You'll dozens if not hundreds of replies and a big ego boost. Even if you look like shit!

>>40476
How is it a test of ability if you are saying up front that you are not a girl?
Post in W4M instead. If they don't call you out, I guess you succeeded.

>>40479

Because then they can give you trap-specific compliments, like "wow I'm not really into dudes but I want to put my wiener in your asshole", that sort of thing

>>40488
If they are browsing a men for men hookup site, they are into dudes though...

There aren't enough Anzu Futaba doujins

>>40490
But there are too many Cinderella Girls doujins.

>>40494
I only read the ones with the big tit cow girl

>>40495
Big tit cow girls are the worst eromanga invention since the nipple fuck

>>40496
Are we talking about "moo moo" cowgirls or "yeehaw" cowgirls?

>>40497
Moo moo. Honestly don't think I've read any "classic" cowgirl mangas.

I'm seriously considering buying an AMT Hardballer someday because of Hitman.

Using "they" to indicate a person of unknown gender should be banned.

>>40502
Then how should we refer to people of unknown gender? English lacks words for referring to people without implying their gender.

Qe, rhyming with he, she and we.
Qis
Qim

>>40503
It's easy on the Internet: just assume everyone is a guy.
Actually, it's probably best to do that in real life too.

>>40504
Is that some SJW bullshit, or what? Not only that, there is no indication of pronunciation, because of the q not being followed by a u, which is bullshit of the highest order. English pronunciation is opaque enough as it is, there is no need to make it any worse.

>>40506
Posts on the internet aren't the only place we use English, you know. Say you have a murder mystery story where the murderer may be either male or female. Does it have to keep skirting around the pronoun issue using 'the murderer' and 'the murderer's' continuously (or even worse, 'he or she'/'his or her') instead of just using singular 'they' when appropriate?

SJWs aside, there are benefits to having a word denoting a person of unknown gender.

>>40502
I don't understand this post. Do you prefer "he or she"?

>>40502
and yet you don't have a problem with you (singular) or you (plural)? really?

they is perfectly fine for referring to a person of indeterminate gender

>>40517
No, I hate 'he or she' with a passion. It flows terribly and is only used because there's a lack of words for people of unknown gender. That's why 'they' should be more often.

Basically, compare:
The murderer didn't know that the murderer's keys had been stolen the day before.
He or she didn't know that his or her keys had been stolen the day before.
They didn't know that their keys had been stolen the day before.

The first two sentences are clumsy because you can't just specify the perpetrator's gender, so you have to use wording that doesn't flow well. The third sentence both flows well and doesn't imply anything about the perpetrator's gender.

The alternative is, of course, to just use 'he' and 'his' everywhere (blah blah sexism blah blah), but that has the narrative effect of making the reader think the perpetrator is male, which might not be what the writer wants.

>>40518
I also do have a problem with plural use of "you", but I've long accepted it as fine, as the usage was dictionary defined, whereas singular "they" was not. However, I realized that

"the use of they, their, them, and themselves as pronouns of indefinite gender and indefinite number is well established in speech and writing, even in literary and formal contexts." (http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/they)

Silly me. I just didn't notice the use in literary and formal contexts before.

>>40522
well I guess that settles that then, grudging acceptance works for me

Nigger.

>>40522
Yeah that's been an accepted use of "they" for awhile now.

While we're at it, figurative use of "literally" is also accepted. Since that's something else many people are misguidedly anal about.

This makes me feel like I'm in 8th grade English class. I don't care if they is plural, Mr. Smith, I'm going to use colloquial speech outside your classroom and you can't stop me!

>>40530

Detention for month.

>>40529
>figurative use of "literally" is also accepted.
Accepted by you, maybe.

What's next? Misusing the word "ironic?" Saying "troll" in real life instead of "harass" or "provoke?" Misspelling "whoa" as "woah?" What has this world come to?

>>40539
Damn those people treating language as something that naturally evolves over time!

>>40554
I had a friend who put zero effort into spelling words correctly. His justification? "Language evolves!" So yeah, in my opinion that's a lazy bum's excuse.

>>40561

I hope I'm dead before our society reaches the point where everyone speaks like niggers

>>40194
Me again. This time a preowned figure I wanted (more than the other one) from that series showed up on Amiami and I was able to order it.

ﾜｯｼｮｲヽ(ﾟ∀ﾟ)メ(^o^)/メ(ﾟ∀ﾟ)ノﾜｯｼｮｲ

>>40537
And by the dictionary. And by literary use since at least the 1800's. And of course common colloquial use, but fuck the plebs.

There's no reason that literally should be the one word that can't be used in a figurative or hyperbolic sense.

Lowtax says he may need to do a donation drive eventually because SA has been losing money for ages, and I can't stop laughing at the idea of a site that already charges for everything possible begging for even more money. How the hell is that pitch going to look

>>40521
"The murderer did not want to leave their fingerprints, and so they wore gloves on the day of the crime."

Mixing the singular subject with an ordinarily-plural pronoun looks strange in most cases. And if you use only the pronoun, it can easily create confusion about how many people you're talking about.

>>40576
It loses all meaning when used ironically.

Where did all this dead skin sludge on my headphones come from, it's not even on a part that I touch very much!

>>40588
Just use s/he. I don't know why this still hasn't caught on in writing.

>>40593
It's ugly as sin.

>>40594
You're ugly as sin.

I'm ugly, and stupid

>>40539
>Misspelling "whoa" as "woah?"

Oh shit, it's you again.

>>40596
No need to brag.

>>40600
You do realize he was being sarcastic, right?

>>40596
You misplaced your comma.

/bun/ -- faggots & grammar nazis

>>40603
>faggots

Stop that, you have no right to use that word unless you're gay yourself.

>>40604
Shut up, fagmo.

>>40608
How rude.

>>40604

He is

>>40611
Kyaa~, please don't check my posting history, mod-san, it's embarrassing.

>>40612
Gross, you really are? Are you the guy who keeps posting traps?
Ewww.

>>40613

No, that's me and at least 3 other guys

>>40612
Don't steal my posts, asshole.

>>40615
Maybe I wouldn't if your post had a semicolon between its independent clauses, fagstorm.

I love being edgy

>>40619
I hate semicolons, they trigger some unpleasant memories for me that I don't want to talk about. Please understand.

>>40625
;)

RIP Philip Seymour Hoffman, I don't think I've ever seen anything you have done

Seattle Seahawks won the Super Bowl.

How does Sonico take a shower with those headphones on? Does she ever take them off? I Should watch the anime to find out...

>>40641
That must've been boring.

>>40664

I have this exact fantasy except it doesn't involve other /bun/ people specifically and also it's a small present-day Japanese suburb instead of a mansion. None of the original residents of the 2D world question why or how they are neighbors with a bunch of parentless little girls/teenagers

>>39374
Do you have "our young master's sperm" also?

>>40669
Unfortunately not.

I wonder how Criss Angel does those things.

>>40669
I have come to save the day.

I wonder what the various anti virus things in commercials (my clean pc, finally fast, etc) actually do

>>40685
It's always wires.

I hate the Valley of Defilement swamp area so fucking much.

So fucking much.

And all of 5 as well!

>>40694

I thought it was smoke and mirrors.

>>40705
The swamp is difficult, but that's the only hard part of World 5.

I like the smell of new clothes.

Thinkin' about peeing.

I wish my pee-pee wasn't so small and bent
;_;

>>40720
Sounds cute.

sleeping on the chair's a bad idea, especially when one's prone to getting haemorrhoids.

This robocop thing was usually pretty funny but god damn some of these college kids really know how to strangle a joke

I don't know what to do when my friend becomes suicidal. I did something I thought would be helpful and now they hate me and want me to leave them alone. I don't know what to do, and I don't understand why they prefer the company of people bring them a lot of pain to mine. It's not like I think I'm better than those people, or anyone for that matter, but I at least think I'm okay, at least in the sense that I would never try to hurt them. I just wanted to be of use.

>>40741
Stop trying to fix shitty people.

Friends are bad

Kill yourself, that'll teach him

tortilla pringles are so good damn

I don't know how they would work. Tortilla chips are for dipping, but Pringles has no structural integrity since they are flakes.

>>40762

you don't gotta dip when the chip already has a zesty salsa powder covering

>>40759
they still make those?

Do most people here go on both boards or just /photos/? I've only been to /general/ once when I accidentally clicked it.

>>40769

There's not really a point in having board allegiances on a site as slow as this.

>>40770
I'm just curious is all.

http://www.lousytippers.com/database1_interface/Results/results_page.asp

Are all waiters this entitled or is it mostly America?

>>40769
I go to both.

But your post reminds me of a dream I had recently, where /bun/ had a /history/ board. I don't remember what it was supposed to be about.

>>40769
I only really go here because nothing on /general/ particularly interests me

>>40775
I thought like you, but I did some research, and apparently it's legal in America to only pay service people like 2 dollars, because they get tips

Somehow in the US it became standard to pay waiters and such an impossibly low amount and it's "OK" because they are expected to make it up in tips. Why they can't just be paid a living wage in the first place I don't know (I'm sure it has to do with saving rich people a few bucks somewhere), but then again America isn't known for making sense

>>40783
People simply accept jobs at low wages because they know that they will make it up in tips. There is nothing mysterious about it.
A problem is that by now this practice has been coded into law so that in many states it's illegal for the employer to collect or split the tips in exchange for a higher wage.

>>40769
I go to /general/ very rarely because I'm not kViN and I don't give a fuck about anime sales.

>>40784
People accept jobs with low wages because they don't have high wage alternatives, don't be stupid. Also, how is the illegality of tip confiscation a problem? Redistribution of tips by managers is a massive dick move.

>>40788
If you want to be paid a respectable wage instead of relying on tips, then not being free to negotiate such a contract is a problem.

>>40789
You are not going to make a respectable wage as a waiter, period, end of discussion. Tips at least soften the blow by making pay merit-based.

>>40784
>There is nothing mysterious about it.
Why don't they just get paid a higher set wage without tips? Like pretty much every other kind of job.

>>40791
I didn't mean to suggest waiters will earn more that way.
>>40792
For one it's the strong tipping-culture in the US, for another it's, as said, the law.

Here's an interesting article about a restaurant owner who got around the law by adding a service charge and actively refusing tips. He argues that not-tipping results in better service and a nicer work environment:
http://www.slate.com/articles/life/culturebox/2013/08/tipless_restaurants_the_linkery_s_owner_explains_why_abolishing_tipping.single.html

I decided that I'd try to get a high score at least over 50 for Flappy Bird, but a good run carried me all the way to 103.

I don't think I have downs syndrome.

This yoghurt is really growing on me!

>>40800
I can see you're a man of culture

I'm going to start wearing briefs after wearing boxers my whole life

>>40818
Why not boxer briefs?

>>40793
>For one it's the strong tipping-culture in the US, for another it's, as said, the law.
Well yeah, my question was more about the ultimate origin of the culture and the laws.

An article linked in the article you link gives a very brief history of the problem. It basically boils down to America being dumb like always.

>>40818
>>40820
I made the switch from boxers to boxer briefs last year and I could not be happier.

Are boxer briefs just tight boxers?

>>40823

Sort of, except instead of having a big seam and button fly on the crotch they have the same structure as regular underwear

>>40818
I did this last summer, going from briefs to boxer briefs. For a while it made me feel perverted.

If I wear boxer briefs its going to make me feel like I'm wearing spats and then I'll get boners

Who in their right mind would wear underwear?

God should have specified when he said that thing about not spilling your seed on the ground that spilling seed on faces is also not very sexy. Inside or bust!

>>40818
What made you want to change? The support the briefs provide annoys me. I don't really need any unless I'm running or something, and usually running shorts is lined with an inner brief.

>>40835

I like titjobs too.

>>40835
>when he said that thing about not spilling your seed on the ground
He never said that. He told a guy to impregnate a woman and he spilled his seed on the ground instead, and was punished for that.

>>40845
fuck your dead brother's wife and knock her up - God

Putting on boxers feels good because they're snug, but masturbating gets much better with slack boxers, for some reason

Please call me by my correct pronouns, bun/buns/bunself

Fuck America and Canada

>>40853
I think I'll stick to calling you you, Anon.

Sometimes I like to wear boyshorts.

>>40846
Pretty much, yeah. Lineage was a big deal in that culture. If your brother died childless, it was your duty as a brother to create a child in his stead, which would then be considered his child despite not being blood-related.

>>40854
wait, what do you have against Canada?

I wish I had a boyfriend

Who would've thought crocodiles could climb trees?

That felt really bad.

This is agonizing. I want to sleep and I want to eat, but I can't do both.

Wow, I really thought I was going to die.

I got done looking through my cute 2D girl resources quicker than usual today and now I'm bored

Now I'll have to fap to NTR again.

>>40922
Rather than doing that, you should take the honorable alternative and disembowel yourself with the nearest sword.

>>40930
There was no sword nearby so I just fapped to NTR instead.

I watched Bill Nye the science guy's debate against Ken Ham about the viability of Young Earth Creationism.

Don't watch it because it's a waste of your time. The attached picture truly does sum up each side's arguments.

>>40933
Then I guess you'll go to Hell :(
I tried to save your soul, Anon!

>>40939
That's unfortunate.

I wish the ID system came back, following arguments in a thread gets confusing sometimes.