I just got banned from /a/ for posting the FUCK YOU NARU pasta, I wonder if the mod even knew where it was from.

>>54656
I'm permabanned from all boards. Kinda. Their useless script or whatever loses its shit everytime I visit and autobans me everytime for 30 days. Without me posting. I even get autobanned on the unban page again after I waited out the 30 days.

>>54657
Maybe you should do something about all that malware running on your PC and stop running .hta scripts posted as images.

>>54658
Let's have an al pacino thread.

The Koukaku no Pandora soundtrack still hasn't been uploaded...

Work rots your brain.

I scroll though the first page twice a day but I only just noticed this thread.

I just want to be 2D.

What am I doing?

>>54669
With your life?

>>54658
The PC is set up pretty freshly. I've also borrowed a laptop from a buddy, tried to post with it and it's the same deal. It is probably a proxy-cache the ISP utilizes.

>>54673
You can try their IRC channel (I think it was #4chan on Rizon), they've helped me with bullshit autobans before. (Though that was quite some time ago, and they weren't always helpful.)

>>54667
I want you to be 2D.

A genderbending thread on /a/ thrives for three days and hits the bump limit, while a thread about becoming a little girl is deleted from /jp/ relatively swiftly. Times sure have changed.

>>54682
Mods are fags. Business as usual.

Genderbending is shit. It's always used as a way to get the protagonist with other guys instead of to infiltrate a girls changeroom and totally lez out or any number of other erotic scenarios that the non-tasteless-faggot mind could easily come up with.

>>54693
>infiltrate a girls changeroom and totally lez out
But that's gay.

>>54697
Nah

>>54682
Wow, /jp/ was nearly 9 years ago.

If I couldn't pirate anime I'd just not watch it.

>>54702
You wouldn't even use the legal free streaming sites?

>>54704
Those exist?

>>54706
Crunchyroll, mainly. If you're in the US, there's also Funimation. There were other US-exclusive sites, but I'm not sure they still exist (I'm not in the US).

Crunchyroll only has SD quality for free members, and new episodes are exclusive to premium members for a week. Not sure about Funimation's business model.

Funimation uploaded a bunch of their stuff (subbed and dubbed) to youtube, where you can watch it in a non-cancerous environment. I saw onc episode of Code Gayass on Crunchyroll when I was too lazy to download, never again.

It's troubling that someone on /bun/ believes youtube is a non-cancerous environment.

weasel loli needs to come back to kuromukuro

>>54715
In comparison to Crunchyroll, it's so non-cancerous it shits chemotherapy.

>>54717
What is so cancerous about Crunchyroll as long as you stick to the videos? Yes, I have seen the forums, but the comment sections on the videos are generally fine and in fact are sometimes even interesting to read.

>>54719
Get outta here, Shinji baka desu ^_^, go shill your shitty website somewhere else

>>54724
I see you have rational arguments to back up your opinion and your posting style (complete with unrelated meme image) is an example to us all. Please stop taking your opinions from /a/ and/or /v/.

Yes, Crunchyroll has its disadvantages, and its community on the forums, in user profiles and so on is terrible. But I still like it for watching anime, and I've rarely had any problems with the comment sections of videos.

Does it matter so much what other people choose to do with their time and money?

>>54730
If bad things become popular it will affect you.

The CP spam on /general/ is really getting out of hand. At this point I'd take 4chan-style captcha on all posts on /general/ over what's currently happening.

>>54734
I'm afraid of even refreshing /bun/ nowadays.

>>54735
I must admit: Caching sometimes goes weird and doesn't give me the newest posts, which is fixed by just refreshing the page, but when there's CP spam on the page I avoid refreshing lest the repeated downloads of CP images gives my ISP/whoever else is running detection algorithms on the access logs gets the wrong idea. Posting is a bit awkward for the same reason, as it also involves a refresh.

>>54736
Do you really think that your ISP or the NSA cares how many times you refresh bun?

>>54737
Perhaps not now, but they are definitely logging it. And when the great pedo witch hunt of 2025 comes I don't want to be on the list of suspicious people.

You have to understand how easy it is to identify (or in this case misidentify) behavior through algorithms. They've been making tons of progress with that through social media sites, and we don't know how far the technology is so far, but we do know that both governments and companies log every tiny bit of data they can get their hands on. And even if you won't be prosecuted for it today, evidence collected today can be used against you in the future.

Yes, I'm a bit paranoid and refreshing CP spam probably won't cause anything to be logged due to its dynamic nature (I don't think they can tell it's CP without more effort). But I still feel very uncomfortable doing it.

Been going to bun every day since the night it was made, but there's so many FBI honey pots posted on /general/ now that I just don't think it's worth the risk anymore.

Lock this shit down. Get captchas. Hell, maybe even some static posting passwords. If this continues there's going to be trouble.

>>54744
What trouble? It's not illegal to host a public website, nor is it illegal to have anonymous posting. CP shit is illegal here and gets deleted whenever it's seen, with IPs banned.

>>54748

Trouble as in some government bureaucrat sees the main board, goes "omg teh chillens" and the site gets shut down as a "distribution site" and all access logs turned over to your local authorities.

>>54750
Or, more likely, it just goes on your local ISP's blacklist as CP site.

What I don't understand is why CP sites even spam-advertise. Surely FBI agents are capable of following links and shutting the sites down?

>>54752

It's very likely that FBI agents are the ones running the bots in the first place. Wasting their time trying to trick a bunch of NEETs that know better into incriminating themselves.

Jones, I think it's time to upgrade to a new capcha that the bots can't bypass.

Truth is dead.

I saved a spider today. So when I get back, there'll be a cute spider girl waiting for me. That's how it works, right?

>>54770
That's how it worked for me.

Just got home. No cute spider girl. I am very disappointed.

I saved the same spider again today. This time for sure.

I swear to god bun. You useless fucking bakas can't even tell me that seismic released this? Despite all the news I heard over the last months that the project died? I'm booking a ticket right now, fly over to whatever sodding shithole of a country you twats live in and slap your imouto in the chops.

>>54778
But this was all over the internet.

>>54778
what >>54779 said

also it wasn't particularly noteworthy tbh

Looks like >>54777-san has been devoured by his new spider-girl.

I don't see the appeal in monster girls.

>>54790
"The monster is on the outside not the inside."

>>54793
What about the tarantula and shark ones who kill people?

>>54796
It's just the animalistic instinct. You can't blame a cat in heat for presenting its bum to every phallic object or a lion for killing cubs from another male.

>>54790
Bestiality

Convertible laptops are really great! Reading PDFs and manga with the display in my lap is very enjoyable.

if you can read this you're super cool

>>54808
except yui he's not cool at all

Resident Evil has become Amnesia, and MGS a COD zombie mode knockoff. What the fuck happened to the industry.

Don't scare me like that bun.

It's back!

We paid Aya's ransom money and he's back safe and sound, with most of his toes still attached.

h-hello?

>>54867
Are you OK?

>File: eJwFwdENhSAMAMBdGIDaUqC6DUGCJioE6pd5u7-7z7zjMps5VPvcAPZz5jZ2O7WNVIutrdWrpH5Om9sNSTXl4y6PTkAJEmmh4F1cUTh4IIyORChwXBmRFgTkIOQZmR17259qfn--zSJz.jDjwrDW8CENVAQfrdp1ECNine1k.png

Discord, why?

Hey Aya, add cute flags to the board or something

>>54885
I can't possibly comprehend what went through your mind to suggest something like that.

i wish i could just give up

wow, the entire front page is filled with CP

Even on /photos/ I now have to go to page 2 before I can see any non-CP threads. Seriously, do something about it.

>>54902
In the process he could block posts that would get Russian flags and there wouldn't be any more CP spam

>>54932
sadly not the case
dunno about the recent spam but in the past the ip distribution seemed to suggest either open proxies or botnet as the most likely source

>>54909
I'd love a quick and easy exit from it all.

>>54955
yes, indeed

>>54955

>>54970
*quick and painless

>>54972
you mean

quick and painless*

*mostly**
**somewhat***
***relative to being crucified and immolated

>>54972
If you do it right your neck will snap.

>>54979
If I could do things right I probably wouldn't be looking for suicide tips now, would I?

Moon Dwellers sure is Engrishy.

>>54997
What the fuck, that's the first official English release of SRW in a long while. I wish I have a fucking console, fucking kill me.

The posts in the "Random quotes from random places" thread are neither from random places nor are random at all.

>>55029
Thanks, Einstein.

Why was the "Random quotes from random places" thread deleted.

>>55064
God does not play dice, after all

>>55100
Probably collateral damage from cheese pizza deleting.

>>55102
That's unacceptable how can jones get away with it?

>>55103
Sucking a few dicks here and there. The usual.

>>55105
You cheeky cunt, I've never sucked a dick in my life and I'm not going to start with yours

>>55107
I've never asked you to suck my dick. Get your mind out of the gutter.

>>55100
>>55102
It's gotten so bad even the mods are cutting corners while deleting them. Why is nothing being done to just prevent the damn spam from being posted in the first place? We already have a captcha on thread creation, replacing it with one that actually does something would be a good start.

>>55110
One good step would be the update from wakaba to a newer imageboard software. But that requires work no one's willing to do. Or something along those lines. That's what those chaps say when they leave their secret lair to post here.

>>55111
The easiest, most half-assed solution would be to just install a 2nd board software and make it impossible to post on this one to preserve all the image posts, but I'm not sure Aya has even half an ass to give

With the way things are going, maybe one of us could set up a back-up board where we can all go to in case bun gets shut down?

>>55113

so, like, a /bun/ rizon channel or something?

>>55112
tbh I've been considering that

migrating the old posts over is a huge pain, but installing a new board isn't hard at all.

if someone's* got a suggestion as to what imageboard is a good one to use, I'm open for ideas.

*someone who's not a developer of the said board.

>>55118
iirc vichan (and forks of it) are the least shitty option

>>55122
I dunno, someone shilled it here before and I recall being unimpressed

>>55123
not like there's a whole lot of alternatives

I'm sure somebody out there must have made decent image board software by now.

For Honor is alright, I guess.

http://www.bodegaelcapricho.com/carta.html

I wish I could open a restaurant like this. I'd call it niku mania.

A friend of mine infected me with the sniffles and now I'm confined to my bed, destined to violate my bedsheets and blankets. I want to masturbate, but my joints are hurting and I can't stop secreting fluids out of my nose. This is hell.

I haven't visited bunbun in months, maybe even since the start of the year.

>>55200
That would have been cute if you were Youmu. Since you are most likely not Youmu, that really isn't cute at all.

Hiroyuki claims financial problems for 4chan, plans to change things.
https://boards.4chan.org/qa/thread/706294#p706294
https://boards.4chan.org/qa/thread/706294#p706342

>>55207
But I am Youmu. I even attached a signature, see?
Also I'm feeling better now. Two or three days and I'm fully recovered.

>>55211
No, I'm Youmu. Enclosed is my real signature.

>>55215
Shut it, Myon.

>>55210

If he thinks he will have a successful donation run which will finance a trip to mexico, he is sorely mistaken.

>>55218
All right! PARAS was caught! Do you want to give a nickname to PARAS?

Fucking cold this morning. Winter's actually here now.

>>55238
There was frost on my car this morning :(

>>55238
>>55246
Tokyo Otaku Mode warned us that it would be a bleak winter, but we didn't listen...

There wasn't frost on my car this morning. Spring is finally here!

/vip/ is now only a memory.
/vip/ is forever dead, and all of it's greatness gone forever.
to give the 4chan gold account circle jerk board the same name is pissing on the grave of what was once great, even in the final moments being spammed with CP and spambots.

>>55265
Trim your toenails.

>>55265
>CAPTCHA is a temporary fix

Is there any better medicine than ice cream to recover from too much beer?

>>55270
Water.

>>55270
Yeah, it's pretty much just water. Reverse your dehydration.

>>55271
>>55272
I also drank water. I tell you, Ice cream is where it's at.

>>55277

Yes, that's exactly it! After waking up hung over with a migrane, the best thing to do is put yourself in a sugar coma that comes with a brain freeze! That will help, a lot!

>>55270
My method of avoiding hangovers is start drinking really early and go to bed early, around 7pm.

Even the times I passed out, I woke up the next day feeling normal enough.

I've never seen anyone mention this before, but it worked every time for me. The only times in my entire life I have gotten a hangover was when I stayed up late drinking.

I avoid hangovers by just not drinking.

>>55281
How early do you have to start drinking to go to bed at 7pm? Beer for lunch, or something?

Honest legit real question: Have weebs and otaku always been so fucking gay?
Everywhere I look these days it's yuri and girl pairings, gays everywhere. I swear it was not like this 10 years ago or before. Is anime falling to the SJW shit?

>>55319
Short answer: yes
Long answer: weebs were legit gay for the longest time, see: fanfics n erp

>>55319
I have also noticed an increase in yuri, but I very much doubt it has anything to do with SJWs (they don't really have much influence on anime and other Japanese weeb stuff). It's just a form of pandering; adding lesbians greatly increases the appeal for yuri fans (a group of significant size nowadays) without harming the appeal for non-fans much.

Naturally, this increased exposure also gets more people into yuri, and so the cycle continues. In twenty years, there will be no more male characters in anime. And it will be glorious.

>>55324
>without harming the appeal for non-fans much.
What the fuck are you talking abo-
>And it will be glorious.
Oh, I see. Please refrain from injecting your homosexual fetish into my porn, thanks.

>>55325
Why would you want male characters over cute girls? Are you gay?

>>55327
Just a regular heteronormative CIS guy trying to get along in this modern trans-yuri world.

>>55327
That guy would be my best friend.

>>55319
Lesbians, the most common fetish of heterosexual men, are basically the opposite of "SJW".
I'd tell you to remove yourself from the gene pool, but there's no need since homosexuals like you don't reproduce.

>>55319
It's been at least 10 years since the classic interracial lesbian cuckold show.

>>55340
Fetish, yes. Genuine loving and romantic relationships between two females are nothing more than a sexual display meant to arouse men.
Social justice, in terms of promoting and accepting such homosexual relationships has existed long before the internet coined the term as a feminist bogeyman to blame for censored video game releases.

Anime and porn has had two girls fuck each other since time immemorial, it's only in the last 10 years or so that canon and fanon yuri outside of this cheap titillation factor has become so mainstream and normal. Yuri is the hot new thing all of a sudden and as >>55324 said its perpetuated itself for long enough that it's starting to become dominant.

>>55343
What I don't understand is why you would complain about it. If the pendulum were swinging in the other direction and gay anal sex was being shoved in everyone's faces, sure, that's a reason to gripe (it's disgusting, after all), but there is literally nothing wrong with more girl-on-girl. Replacing the "whiny Japanese highschool everyman" harem protagonist that probably nobody identifies with anyway with a cute girl can't possibly go wrong.

>>55353
I suppose it is beyond the understanding of one who views life through the goggles.

>>55355
Goggles have nothing to do with it. Who makes a better hero, the Homunator or, uh, Tsukune Aono?
Harem anime protagonists have no personality by default, because it allows for self-insert fantasies, but that makes them forgettable as hell. By contrast, anime girls at least get archetypes. This is no contest.

They want to suck the fun out of my soul.

>>55362
>Goggles have nothing to do with it. Who makes a better hero, the Homunator or, uh, Tsukune Aono?
I forgot that all anime with men in it is harem trash, and all female-lead shows are highbrow masterpieces. Of course Spike Speigal is a less compelling protagonist than Himawari Hinata, the vast gulf in the quality of their respective shows attests to that.

>>55368
Keep moving those goalposts, you'll eventually be right.

>>55368
>I forgot [opinion you don't believe]

>>55369
>Keep moving those goalposts

Stop with the 4ch*n m*m*s.

>>55369
It was paraphrasing your argument, friendo.

When 4chan inevitably dies under hiro's terribad management, this will be the only imageboard in my life. Please never die bunbun.

>>55387
You really think "moving the goalposts" is a meme? Back to 4/ota/, you ESL loser.

>>55368
>>55369
>>55390
>>55399
How about you both move this elsewhere? There's no need to shit up this thread with your shitflinging.

>>55387
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moving_the_goalposts

bunbunmaru: more hats, less speed

>>55397
Someone else will step up and fund it.
4chan will never truly die, just change as it goes through various owners (which is similar.)

You know i never even imagined what their hair color was while i read this, it still doesnt make sense to me.

Why is buns search function such garbage?

>>55443
It's been too long since I wrote it, so I have no idea! Probably some fundamental misunderstanding of how full text search works in SQL.

>>55444
>TEXT SEARCH
>on an image board

I think your misunderstanding is on a more fundamental level.

>>55445
Why would you want to search for images here?

Sony are a bunch of greedy bastards. Vita memory card prices are insane, even used.

I think 'rapey' has replaced 'creepy' as my most hated asinine, worthless adjective.
I instantly discount what you're saying if that word pops up.

>>55319
I've been watching Saki recently, and reading the comments posted when the show originally aired, they do indeed seem to imply the audience was much less familiar with/used to yuri compared to comments I read on most shows today. (Saki aired 7.5 years ago. Yes, you are getting old.)

>>55500
I knew it wasn't just me.

>>55500
>(Saki aired 7.5 years ago. Yes, you are getting old.)
It's always a shock to think something I still label as new in my mind is actually nearly ten years old.

>Tomo-chan wa Onnanoko! will be on hiatus until 1/26/2017
Time to kill myself.

>>55500
The loli is exposing her smile and dangerously sharp teeth. Are lolis natural carnivores ?

>>55628
Those are fangs developed by years of evolutionary pressure for the explicit purpose of cracking taco shells.

What personal favorites have you rewatched?

>>55639

I gave in and went to get my eyes checked. Turns out I'm far sighted so now I wear glasses for work, it's an exciting new world.

>>55639
In the middle of rewatching Princess Tutu.

The brown water stain on my white ceiling is slowly being covered behind a white mold growing on top of it.

>>55661
you might want to do something about that

new dj okawari yay

I wish the bus driver would stop turning up the seat heater to infernal levels. I don't like getting off the bus with steaming buttocks.

I finally bought my first mobile phone. I had one or two old ones over the years, but they always ended up colleting dust on the shelves. Are there any recommended apps I should get?

>>55709
hopefully you got an android.
here are some to start you off:
send anywhere (easy file transfer)
wayz (navigation/driving)
Snapseed (google's mobile-based image editor)
ghostery (web browser that better respects you)
and pokemon go (to get your ass walking around and enjoying exercise)

>>55710
Yeah, I got one with Android 6. I'll look into those. Thanks bun.

>>55712
FYI apps that use the GPS, like Waze, will drain your battery super fast. Either kill them when you're not on the road or get in the habit of turning the GPS off.

>>55709>
You don't sound like the person to use social media outlets, but regularly using a smartphone might change your mind. Stuff like tumblr and twitter are most fitted to the screen of a smart device with their short impluses of information that tickle your brain just like our endless refreshing of imageboards. Download every app for every social media account, just avoid the facebook app. The same goes for communication apps like Whatsapp, Telegram and Discord.

Here are the other apps I use the most: Pocket Casts, FX File Explorer, Nova Launcher, gReader, ConnectBot, Google Photos

Honorable mentions: Lightning, Quickpix, Anime Boxes, FDroid, VIPER4Android, Pixel Dungeon, Desert Golf, Idolmaster Starlight Stage

>>55726
What's wrong with the discord app?

Speaking of apps, anyone playing any good phone games? I hear Granblue Fantasy is popular but it wasn't my cup of tea.

>>55744
There are no good phone games. None, at all. I've been looking for them, and the best I've been able to find were decent time-wasters like Flappy Bird and Neko Atsume.

There are some PC games with mobile ports (like various TCGs), but they're superior on PC.

>>55744
デレステ

>>55734
I worded that poorly. Download the app for every communication service you use.

>>55744
I already mentioned IM@S, Desert Golfing and Pixel Dungeon. I also like Merchant, Duet, Nonogram 3, Tsumego Go, Power of the Coin and all the other weird Yuki Naka phone games. Retroarch works pretty well for emulating consoles, but doesn't feel great without a physical input device. Lately I've also been playing Tap my Katamari and Dandy Dungeon. Tomorrow is the release of Nintendo's Fire Emblem Heroes; might be good too.

>>55755
Hi, I'm a visitor from the future. It's shit.

Which do you like better: Modern /bun/ or /bun/ as it used to be during its early days?

>>55766

/bun/...
/bun/ never changes.

good anime

Back from the dead.

Back to the dead.

>>55916
Not on my watch.

/photos/ is really gross these days.

>>55936
The smug mokou posted recently was a good post

I want to talk to someone about my feelings of uselessness and maybe wanting to die but I don't want to burden anyone. I thought about a suicide hotline, but I'm not really on the verge of doing it so it feels like I'd be wasting their time. Plus I've read it's a very stressful job, I don't want to add to that.

>>56017
Ask the guy who keeps the jaynepig thread on the front page. He clearly yearns for attention.

Alcohol and depression is one hell of a combo.

Is /photos/ dead?

>>56060
/bun/ is dead.

>>56061
It's just hibernation. /bun/ will wake up one day. It's a time of preperation for a glorious awakening after a long winter.

Is shanachan dead?

>>56067
It's probably just temporarily down.

Is det dead?

>>56086
rest in peace detto

Is Aaeru dead?

I wonder what moot is up to these days.

>>56097
Isn't he still on google's Meme Research Team?

RIP sukebi

until this fiasco I never knew that so many people don't know how to spell sukebei.

Unhappy-looking Sakura is so cute. No wonder creators growing up at the time CCS aired ended up making so many stories of mahou shoujo suffering.

>>56017
I could lend you an ear, perhaps.

>>56131
To be fair I just had it in my buffer for like 5 years.

I should stop grooming myself while drunk. Somehow only managed to trim the hair around one nipple.

>>56223
>grooming your nipple hair
I'm trying to grow a manly beard for each of mine.

I haven't been visited bun in months.

Why do I even visit this place anymore? Only spammers are still posting here.

From the data entity point of view, Haruhi is what's represented by the obelisk in the 2001 Space Odyssey. Did I get that right?

>>56271
No, our hero Kyon is the obelisk. His suggestions drive her character development (such as it is)

Why do I even spam this place anymore? Only spammers are still posting here

>>56329
If you leave I'll be all alone.

>>56331

Wishful thinking, but not quite true.

The spambots are ruining the thread order...

>>56370
The spam isn't child porn anymore, it's "gay chat". Not sure which is more revolting.

>>56372
Nothing is worse than the gays.