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152374 No.55109  
Russians deleted the last thread.
>> No.55114  
DAMN RUSSIANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>> No.55115  
Karen – Trainer
Supporter

We’re sorry about Night March. Each player shuffles all Pokemon in his or her discard pile into his or her deck.

You may play only 1 Supporter card during your turn (before your attack).
>> No.55116  
Stonehenge was built over 9000 years ago by "small green men with large skulls," in order to activate the builder/creator dimension in what were once hunter-gatherer men.
When they looked upon these shapes with straight edges and smoothed sides, they knew it was utterly unlike anything they had seen in nature. To them it was like a higher power was speaking to them. It was only a matter of time before agriculture and society became established, and ever since, the green men have pulling the strings of human technological progress.
>> No.55120  
Paul Mallinson is a Graphic Design graduate, who within the space of two years had over twenty self-built, commercial websites to his name, including girlskissing.co.uk, which was launched in May 1999. In 2002 Mallinson took an opportunity to go and live in Los Angeles, where he spent the best part of two years photographing, designing, working on, and refining girlskissing.co.uk. In 2004 he returned to England to focus on girlskissing.co.uk as a full-time occupation. Which he has been doing ever since. He now spends every waking moment photographing beautiful girls kissing beautiful girls.
>> No.55126  
This thread is under the protection of the lord

No posts of homosexuality or fetishes lest you be damned to pits of hell
>> No.55146  
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>>55126

don't forget to protect the threads in /general/, too!
and try not to delete the seasonal threads again, if possible.
>> No.55147  
uploaded by cmpfans
Don¡®t change this filename to '¡¾cosplayjav.pl¡¿xxx' otherwise we will watermarked all the files in the future because of you.
Though you repress them,could you don not make you to be look like a good egg who pucharsed them?This is a long standing issue.
Your behaviour about your site and your moral integrity make me realize your people.§ã§á§Ñ§ã§Ú§Ò§à.
We are in dark just because we can provide more non-watermarked ROMs safely in this way,don't over do it.
P.S. Fuck all the people who represses these ROMs for your credits,especially in cosersuki.win/site/net.
>> No.55148  
I love modern technology. I've seen less realistic nipples on actual women.
>> No.55155  
Horrible game play! Amazing video! Awful, incompetent, mind boggling. I am not sure you can even read. Keep up the good work! It makes my day!


>>55148 words of true genius.
>> No.55170  
Land mines only explode if you let them. You just have to step on it and never move or regret.
>> No.55179  
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Okay,if one wanted to hold a party around the worst possible B movie of all time,and we are talking about food,friends,the whole kit kabootal,I think we have a contender!Where plenty of limbs and heads roll but due to the most ludicrous,clubby and moronic creatures guaranteed you've ever seen there is always a chance the heros may prevail.Actually come to think of it,I am reminded of an oven mitt with the behavior of a drunken connoisseur.While I have no doubt the director was attempting to make a horror movie of the first class, perhaps he should have first practiced,had a much bigger budget then what appears to be Dollar Tree and much better script,costumes,actors and sets,well everything I guess. But there were plenty of opportunities for people who like seeing the color red.If on the other hand,you want something that you can laugh at,boo,throw popcorn at during those scary times all the while you are encouraging your favorite characters,man or beast on, then you should absolutely take a look at this movie.Because the alternative to laughing at all the really ridiculous, outrageously ludicrous,stupid,awful,lame dumb stuff and I can't believe I just saw that stuff in the movie including an ending that had me pulling out what little hair I still have left is this.To stop ten minutes into the show and forget you ever wasted your precious life's time on it and count yourself fortunate to have escaped with only minor mental bruises. I only endured to the end just to see if I had truly found the worst B movie.I would actually rate this a F.Except I couldn't help waiting to see how much worse it could possible get and throwing popcorn at the screen.1/10
>> No.55185  
Orz?
Silly *heavy space* *campers*.
You think you *smell* Orz *bubbles* but it is only fingers. It is too much!
Happy *sisters* will correct each other for *alliance party*. It will make the *heavy space* *dancing* more enjoyable.
Goodbye, yes, HELLO. I am joke.
Don't forget to *enjoy the sauce*!!
>> No.55188  
The "moving out of home" meme is made up by Jews to sell more houses and make a housing crisis.
>> No.55198  
Feti072 is one of the best JAV fetish sites out there. It's got some pretty classic stuff (feet and panty sniffing, table corner fucking) and some more creative perversions. I especially recommend the tomato eating and tongue brushing videos. This is only one part of the siterip and I highly recommend you check out the others as well.
>> No.55205  
Assuming you are a woman who covers a boy's mouth from behind, how close to his nose might your hand come naturally based upon the natural size of your hand? Also, do you think he would be forced to smell your hand as you held it over his mouth keeping him quiet? Please explain. I'm seeking a detailed response from a witty and intelligent woman:) Let's discuss.
>> No.55212  
Blissful Curse
1 Name: Anonymous : 2016-09-06 17:47
Sunday again. Damn. I have to go grocery shopping. Most people think I’m a recluse, just pathologically shy. If only that was my problem. It’s true that I go out of my way to avoid going out in public. I never socialize and my current job involves working from home as a telemarketer. I only go out once a week to buy food from a nearby supermarket, one which I chose because it doesn’t have any security cameras. If it did, I could get into a lot of trouble, and nothing is even my fault.

I pulled into the supermarket parking lot and all but ran inside. I grabbed a shopping cart from the front of the store and made it safely to the first isle. The wrong isle, as it turned out. As I rounded the corner, I ended up not five feet away from another set of customers. There was a woman checking the expiration date on some loaves of bread while her son and daughter stood by idly. They all had very pale blond hair, the mother looked to be in her late thirties, the son was about nine, and the daughter was about eleven. While the mother had some great tits and an ass that was held snugly in her jeans, her daughter clearly had no breasts at all, her sundress clung tightly around her flat chest.

I didn’t know if the woman was a single mother or if her husband just wasn’t with her. Frankly, I didn’t care. My problem wasn’t the woman, but her daughter. As soon as I stopped my cart, I saw the signs. The girl, who hadn’t even been looking in my direction, jolted as if she had been burned. She pivoted on her heels, her pale green sundress swirling around her narrow frame. Her eyes had dilated. Damn. I couldn’t even tell what color her irises were; they were just thin rims around the huge black disks that her pupils had become. She smiled at me, somehow delighted at seeing a man she had never met before.

Without warning, the little girl grabbed a fistful of her dress in each small hand and pulled it up over her head. Now wearing nothing but blue panties and sandals, she let her dress fall to the floor. I don’t know why they always strip first. Hell, I don’t know why they do any of this. It seemed really cool when I was thirteen or so, my presence somehow compelling girls to strip naked and… do other things. One of my earliest memories is as a 6-year-old, getting a blow job from my 15-year-old babysitter. But it started getting less cool as I grew older and the girls stayed the same age. I would kill to have this power over women my age now but, as near as I can tell, I only affect girls aged from about 9 to 16. I may not have any control over it, but I still feel disgusted with myself.

I started backing away as the little girl kicked off her sandals and bent over to pull off her panties. Really, after all these years, you’d think I would have learned to just give into it. I know from many experiences that the girls that fall under my influence will keep following me until I give up. Sure enough, the now naked girl started walking towards me purposefully.

Still moving away from the entranced girl, I called out to her mother, “Hey, can you keep your daughter with you?”

I usually try this. It never works, but I think it helps me feel a little (very little) bit less guilty. The mother looked up from her loaves of bread, saw her naked daughter walking towards a stranger, and went back to checking expiration dates.

“She’s just playing,” she called in my direction offhandedly. To her daughter she warned, “Don’t annoy the nice man, Allie.”

The girl, Allie, gave no response and kept walking after me. I gave up and stopped retreating. That’s the terrible completeness of my curse: everyone near me never notices anything wrong whenever I get into these situations. Allie reached me and smiled up at me, her eyes as glassy as a doll’s. She wrapped her arms around my waist, gave a tug, and pulled my sweatpants down around my ankles. I wasn’t wearing any underwear. I used to walk around in tight jeans while wearing two belts, but all that does is delay things. Eventually I realized that if some poor girl fell under my power, I wanted her to be done as soon as possible. That meant I could leave sooner, before someone else was entranced or someone caught our illicit acts on camera.

I waited to see what Allie would do. She crouched a little and took my limp cock in her mouth. I breathed a sigh of relief, and then felt horrible for doing so. I shouldn’t be glad that this innocent girl was sucking me off, but it was better than the alternative. The older girls usually wouldn’t go away until I actually had sex with them. Maybe it was a development thing: they wouldn’t try to have sex until their bodies were able to take my cock.

Allie was still trying to get me aroused. My power, curse, or whatever it is doesn’t seem to impart cock-sucking knowledge to its inexperienced victims, so they’re usually left in the position of being compelled to get me to cum without knowing exactly how to do it. Allie was just using her tongue to push my cock around in her mouth, from left to right and back again. That wouldn’t do much at the best of times and it didn’t help that I feel no attraction to little girls.

Knowing that Allie wouldn’t leave me alone until I came, I sought inspiration. I began mentally undressing her mother, who had just started moving farther down the aisle. I watched her tight ass swinging as she pushed the cart ahead of her. Imagining that I was having sex with her, I closed my eyes and began grinding my hips a little. My cock started getting warm and I kept grinding, more or less successfully ignoring the fact that I was face fucking a little girl. I kept thrusting as my cock hardened completely. Allie’s mom had almost reached the end of the isle, but I kept my eyes locked on her lithe form. Allie held her head still as I finally came. Most of my cum went down her throat but some spilled out of her mouth. Allie coughed but put her hand over her mouth, trying to keep my cum even as her body tried to expel it. Finally, she managed to catch her breath and swallow what was left in her mouth. Whatever compulsion she had was now sated and she got to her feet, swaying slightly.

“Hey!” a shout came from the other end of the aisle. I looked over and saw the mother hurrying over with a look on her face that was simultaneously angry and confused.

She had walked beyond the range of my influence and had no doubt suddenly realized that her daughter should be with her. I can only guess, because I’ve never experienced it myself, but I think my power fades away gradually with distance. So, from the other end of the aisle, the mother could tell that there was something wrong with her daughter but she couldn’t tell what. Of course, as she got closer to me once again, the anger and confusion drained away. By the time she reached the pair of us, the mother was acting completely normal despite the fact that her daughter was naked in a supermarket. Calmly, Allie’s mother helped Allie put her clothes back on. She smoothed away the wrinkles in the dress and ran her fingers through Allie’s hair. The mother even rubbed away the thin dribble of cum sliding down from the corner of Allie’s mouth.

I watched the scene draw to a close. I always watch, after it’s over. It may be the shock of the whole thing, despite having done it countless times, or it may be that, just maybe, I’m hoping that someone will realize what I’ve done. But, like all the ones before them, this pair had no memory at all of what had happened. They walked away from me without a backwards glance. And, just like that, I got away with rape.
>> No.55213  
>>55212
Is this CP spam in text form
>> No.55216  
>>55213
Used to get a lot of it on old /b/.
>> No.55219  
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>>55216
that would be a pretty random place to pull quotes from

get it? RANDOM
>> No.55220  
>>55213
>>55216
>>55219
>>55220
Who are you quoting?
>> No.55221  
>>55219
>weird_al.jpg

that's not right...
>> No.55224  
>>55219
>>55221
Yakov Smirnoff? Used to drive past one of his billboards a lot.
>> No.55225  
>>55219
you are hilarious.
>> No.55229  
>>55224
I used to live pretty close to Branson, but I never went to any of his shows.
>> No.55233  
remember playing "doctor" and "changing diapers" in the girls' bathroom in kindergarten... I had a stuffed penguin at home with a long stiff beak who was my "doctor" at home at that age. I don't remember such things from gradeschool though, although I *do* remember having very elaborate, well, in retrospect I guess they were sort of the childhood equivalent of sadomasochistic fantasies. In the car sometimes I'd think about people being tied down and put on conveyer belts through various spikey lashy torture apparatus. And every now and then I'd sit on something spikey at home or something like that. This was when I was, oh, 7 - 9 years old or so. I remember talking to a girl friend from school, when she came to my house just before she moved away, and finding out that she liked doing that too. Some years later, when I was 11 or so and my best friend was over, we were playing with our dolls and started talking about those torture fantasies--turned out she'd had them too! has anyone else experienced that sort of thing? Was I just more repressed than usual?
>> No.55241  
The little cats with the knives can be captured if you fap at them after you knock them down.
>> No.55242  
How about we turn model trains in to a sport. We could have little model villages set up in a giant hall with neon lighting, sponsorships and colour commentary with garish logos and shit everywhere and bombastic music to psych up the crowd.
>> No.55243  
Wow, good thing we have an expert here. I was kind of thinking it was stupid myself, but I didn't have the sort of experience shitposting on a imageboard gives you. I'm glad someone as clearly gifted as yourself in all things automobile related is here to soothe the troubles of people such as I who are unable to determine whether or not a truck chasing a boy through the woods is "fucking stupid"

sage
>> No.55244  
Writing this review because I have absolutely no idea what the other reviewers are talking about. The artwork was a nice alternative and indie style, the soundtrack was fairly good, the voice acting was on point, but the characters and plot are absolute garbage. The people who made it seem to absolutely not understand human emotions, which resulted in two absolutely garbage characters.Throughout the story they just use each other for sexual fulfillment. They are only together so that they can fuck, and they are only fucking because they're both lonely and empty beings. The only thing that would dictate that either of them cares for the other is that they say they love each other a lot, and yet both viciously attack each other on physical and psychological levels throughout the series. If you were looking for a pleasant romance in which two girls fall in love in the purest way, look elsewhere. If you were looking for a realistic drama in which the relationship of two characters is tested through hardships and in the end the outcome is one you can believe, look elsewhere.

Only watch this anime if you are looking for an anime about two girls who have not realized their sadomasochistic nature and who cannot understand the idea of human emotions. There is no love in this story. Only manipulation.

That said, I rated it a 10 on my personal list in order to support the yuri genre ^w^
>> No.55245  
Whenever you are analyzing fiction, you must always analyze your own analysis, and ask yourself if it makes sense.
>> No.55247  
You may remember him from great classics like "the girl who puked", "the girl who shat a lot" and "the girl whose nipples got destroyed mercilessly".
>> No.55254  
Fiction is "real". As in, it does have an effect on the world.
>> No.55255  
Carloine Rhea is like that one chubby aunt you have that used to be super hot when she was younger but now she's hitting the wall and she knows it and she's still single so she's always drunk on wine when she comes to visit and the past few times she has come to visit the family lake house and you have been there she has gotten super drunk and you two ended up doing hand stuff with eachother by the dock and then fucking behind the boathouse after everyone else went to sleep and now at every family get together when she is in town you two go off on a trip to the "store" that is actually you two going to the woods behind the old empty supermarket and having sex in the back seat of her car then rushing to get the things you said you had to pick up and you've talked about just saying screw it and changing your names and moving to Canada so you can be together even though you don't actually mean it and just want to keep banging her, you know?
>> No.55262  
When I was a kid raised in this stuff, you basically got points for being as 'weird' as you could, claiming it was magical spirits. Fucking cults feeding off each other man, then comes the power plays, demands for money, putting down of people who question/leave/have traits different to the cult, etc.
>> No.55263  
I think Papika may be a drug dealer.
>> No.55268  
What the fuck man, I was having a good time thinking about the cerebral palsy gangbang and you had to go and post something like that.
>> No.55275  
just a protip: this site is meant as a rick roll. don't matter which link people post, you'll only ever get a sad panda. that's all there is to this site. if you weren't a fucking newfag you'd know this by now, FUCK
>> No.55279  
I am starting to artist do this alot recently, in order for a girl to deep throat a dick of that size she needs properly position her mouth in throat in a trait line.

Because there is no way a full boner is going to just fold neatly like that. Take your hand and try to fold your dick like this pretty sure you wont be able to.
>> No.55285  
Imagine being Sio in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Sheev Palpatine, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your wavy body and horrific monster-mash face. I would totally listen to you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his bedroom. Like seriously imagine having to be Sio and not only sit in that chair while Sheev Palpatine flaunts his disgusting body in front of you, the favorable hologram transmission barely concealing his stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while he perfected that transmission. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking visage but his haughty attitude as everyone in the council chamber tells him he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, SHEEV LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch his mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of Twi'leks and Gungans and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Naboo. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his dimpled vagina forehead as he sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in his "Sith Lord (for that is what he calls himself)" beauty, the beauty he worked so hard for with Darth Plagueis in the previous months. And then the Queen calls for another take, and you know you could disrupt every person in this room before Gregar Typho could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Sio. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
>> No.55286  
Do you see how after the wind blew and Kumiko was taken aback at Reina's face she hesitated and then started sucking the straw? The straw, an obvious phallic symbol represents that Kumiko is not yet willing to break away from social norms and will submit herself to a man in the near future.
Also, don't forget that exploding fireworks are symbolism for the coming-of-age story and that its vibrant colors represent Kumiko growing as a woman and seeing things in a more mature filter.
That's why she mentions the last time she saw those were with her sister, a clear reference to the changes she's going through and hinting that the upcoming reconciliation with her sister will climax in understanding of her true feelings. Feelings those directed towards a boy, Shoe, whose appearance in this episode was strategically subtle, like Kumiko understanding of her true feelings.
Shoe happened to be eating Yakisoba, a warm consumable while Reina got them something cold, artificially flavored, a clear metaphor for the warm and comfy love a man can provide her in contrast to the icy cold and uncaring affection of another woman.
>> No.55295  
poppies are beautiful
lovely little flowers
>> No.55299  
https://web.archive.org/web/20160421020714/http://bunbunmaru.com/wakaba/photos/res/50524.html
>> No.55320  
yeah

there was a pretty brutal thread about it awhile back in the archive

the real patty mayonnaise invited him over and he thought it was a date or something and she just told him she got implants and had a BF already
>> No.55321  
Inspired by the rainy days of your childhood and the greatest sandwich on earth, this vodka-soaked grilled cheese martini is like no other. The cheesy concoction was born—where else?—in a cheese store in the Flatiron District. NYC’s The Cellar soaks piping hot sandwiches in gallons of vodka, which are left to marinate for a day and then pressed. Make your own cheesy martini at home with cherry tomatos, basil, and balsamic glaze, anytime, rain or shine.
>> No.55328  
‘I was there to party myself. It was guys with younger girls, sex, a lot of sex, a lot of cocaine, top-shelf liquor’ but no smoking. Trump didn’t approve of cigarettes.
>> No.55376  
God allows cracks in the earth to remind us how temporary this life is and that only love is eternal...#ItalyEarthquake
>> No.55377  
Finals came around, I flew home, took all my parents' money and flew to south america. Oh that plane ride - I wondered if the same flight attendants as before were serving me, I wondered if they knew my "my heart is broken" face from my "I just got laid" face from my "I may be making a huge mistake but it is worth it" face.
>> No.55407  

MGS is what inspired me to become a genomics major.

Unfortunately it's hard to advance this field unless you know Chinese because Americans cuck their scientists to death with king obongo's "ethics."

Jokes on them though, I've been doping myself with telomerase cocktails.
>> No.55414  
incest was only made illegal in the western world as a mechanism to discourage the peasantry from acquiring generational wealth. in asian cultures where the nobility could simply cut you down for being a peasant, they didn't have this problem.

Fundementally, there is nothing wrong with incest. If your society allows 30+ year old women to have kids, then you cant use the flimsy genetic argument that incest is bad because older women having kids has the same chances of retardom as you fucking your cousin or aunt.
>> No.55416  
This is fast time writing with ENGLISH!
I have never been eng school....
So"Plz don't think...FEEL my english!"( ̄∇ ̄;)
>> No.55422  
G̯̩͉̞̩̐̀̀ͮ͆̀ͪͯ̃͐̄̍̀͢͡o̽́̃̓ͩ̆̇͑ͭ͗͑ͫ̔ͬͭͧ̀̕͠҉̸̯̰̥̮̙̺̤̜͎̰͙̣͚͖͓̠̞̭ͅk̵̡̲͈̜̮̩̟̱̼̠̠̠͛͌͊͋̾ͤ̓̏́̕i̴͗͛͑̍̽̈́́͢҉̺̭͎̱̲̳̩͇͈̰͎̺̭̺̲g̴̸ͮ̍͒̈̅ͦ́͡͏͍̥͈̥̹̞̤̦͔̠̭̺͙̖͓͖̘ͅė̵̛̞͈̦̗̟͉̤̻͈̭̞̞͇̹̠̟̦̄͌ͦ̓̐̋͌͛̏͌ͦͯ̍̀̚͘ṇ̵̢̨̧̝̠̓̈́̌ͦ̐̒̾͒ͤ̌͛͜y̴̡͚̦̗͇͉̬̥͖̩͑̾̆̀͊̈́̽̍̄͐ͭͯͮͧͩͨ͑͊ǫ̙͎̟̯̲̭̳̹̤͕͇̞̣͎̀̅ͩͪ̈̊ͩ̅͂́̀ͅu̴͍͉͈̜̰̲̲̝͖͕̞͔̠̠̯̻͑͛̒ͭ̉ͬ͊̇ͬ͑̉͢
>> No.55424  
In 2005 Arthur Mijares from the neighboring town of Oakley, petitioned the federal government to change the name of the mountain,[18] claiming it offended his Christian beliefs. Additionally, he claimed that Diablo is a living person, and so is banned under federal law.[19] He initially suggested renaming the mountain Mount Kawukum, and later, Mount Yahweh. Other renaming suggestions by other individuals included Mount Miwok and Mount Ohlone, after local Indian tribal names. Finally he proposed Mount Reagan,[19] but the board rejected it on the grounds that a person must be deceased for five years to have a geographic landmark named after them. Eventually, the U.S. Board on Geographic Names rejected the petitions, saying there was no compelling reason to change the name.

In summer of 2009 Mijares again proposed the name Mount Reagan to the United States Board of Geographic Names because Reagan was now an eligible recipient of a place name.[19] The board gave the Contra Costa County Supervisor's Committee until March 31 to file an opinion. Individual members of the committee have responded that although they respect Reagan, Mount Reagan is not an appropriate name for the historic mountain.[19] Later, the board unanimously voted against renaming the mountain, citing its historical significance.[20]
>> No.55425  
I'd be a wizard if that fat girl didn't kissrape me in kindergarten
>> No.55427  
>Fish can feel pain
Pain is relative, I had an ex that I didn't get along with too well and I was abusive towards her and she loved it. One time I we were having a fight and I broke her finger, so she tackled me, straddled my stomach, and I realized she was wetter than a river, which freaked me out, so I grabbed the finger I had just broke and yanked it, she yelped, and it felt like she peed on me a bit. I don't think she can comprehend the idea of pain, but she is an example of pain being relative.
>> No.55447  
My sister used to think that everyone who was married was brother and sister, and that was just how the world worked
>> No.55464  
God I fucking hate her. She's like Milla Jovovich, except people actually cast her
>> No.55466  
Привет
>> No.55467  
I dont have it I just have that screenshot saved from a site that posts lewd scenes of actresses for people to beat their penises to
>> No.55472  
anime, doujinshi, hentai, porn, sex, japanese hentai, anime hentai, imageboard
>> No.55475  
apparently the dub was in a terrible state with mistakes, rewrites of characters and story, entirely new dialogues, a bunch of stuff entirely cut out and other shit like making visual changes to the game

you know
tons of stuff no localization should do
but that they usually get away with because the dub itself is at least passable

but apparently it was just that terrible
like peopel couldnt even pronounce names and places and the names of the demons and shit
>> No.55481  
how does i do gun telescope with grape juice lady
>> No.55485  
Genre

Cruelty
For Android
For iPhone & iPad
Words torture
Splatter
Torture
Enema
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>> No.55486  
>join Certified-Organic corp
>download TS3
>sign up on services page
>set up API with highest mask, (they can even read my Jita whore diaries)
>set up TS3 auth from services
>set up Mumble auth from services
>Download Mumble
>set up forums account from services
>please use this info to log into forums and then set up forum-API link
>k
>set up Discord
>Need to make a Discord account first
>k
>Set up Discord auth
>Download Discord
>error, contact our helpdesk pilots in-game
>k
>Set up Jabber
>Download Pidgin
>Set up Skype
>Update Skype, 800mb of ram skype.exe running in the background
>Set up ISBoxer for my Jita whore muktitasking
>Log into Slack
>Bunch of shitposting
>Set up Facebook corp group to recieve (requirement to file for SRP)
>Go lose a ship and link a KM to authenticate the SRP program
>Lose my Arty Vagabond
>ok.
>File Arty Vagabond for SRP
>Denied
>Not a Corp fitting
>okey.
>PINGPIGPING
>QUICK COMMS #3 TIME TO HIT TOWER EVERYONE GET ON NAGAS
>No Naga in new home system
>"C-can I bring my Punisher"?
>"Yes you can bring tackle but you need to download the new tackle comms mumble plugin v0.2 first anon go to this link anon https://a.cocaine.ninja/fvxpoy.exe"
>...O-okey ...I-is it safe?
>"Also make sure you download the new Windoes 10 only Discord Overlay, link is somewhere on the forums."
>Cool
>Searching Forums
>Access Denied: Need additional APIs
>Set up my Jita whore API so I can make it to the fleet
>"Ok everyone undoc- anon are you really a Jita whore"?
>New program has to update, doesn't ask for permission.
>Reboot PC
>Corp channel blinking
>Alliance channel blinking
>Director wants to start new conversation
>Pidgin blinking
>Discord blinking
>Skype blinking and using 2gb of ram
>TS3 blinking
>Mumble blinking, tackle comms mumble plugin going nuts
>Forums notifications blinking
>new Facebook message on your wall.
>ANNNOOOON GET ON COOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMSSSSS
>My mind slowly drifts into the abyss.
>> No.55489  
actually you know what? fuck you. seriously. you think the authors you jerk off to an a daily basis weren't into some weird shit? why don't you whizz on over to a little site called "google.com" and search up james joyce, yes, JAMES JOYCE, and his letters he wrote to his wife nora and then come back to me and tell me that because im into some stuff you consider "weird" or "uncouth" that im not allowed to read literature. i have a BA and am working on my masters lmfao. what the fuck are you doing? you probably work at chick fil a and read infinite jest over and over on your break thinking, "wow im such an intellectual, im so enlightened." literature is about expanding your horizons, it's about expressing your self and gaining knowledge. vore and its subkinks have a lot of SYMBOLIC WORTH and if written well can be an insightful journey into the human psyche. why dont you come at me with a real, well written argument about why i "dont deserve" to read literature? youre a fucking mouse, youre a rat in my world. im asking you right here and right now to be a man and construct a detailed and well worded response. are you up to the challenge?
>> No.55490  
>Start in a cozy town
>Town QT has the hots for you
>Feels good
>Embark on an epic quest
>Turn down wenches left and right intending to return to your wholesome grill
>Return home to visit, find out she's so pure she moved away to live in a church
>Best girl
>End of the story
>You find out your beloved has been kidnapped
>Hunt down the kidnapper
>Confront them
>"Ha! I have stolen the one you hold most dear! They're mine now!"
>Prepare to save your beloved QT
>They kidnapped the guy you buy your weapons from
>> No.55491  
>>55490
Should've given her the Arisen's Bond.
>> No.55496  
If you honestly think a glorified fleshlight is going to change anything you're dumber than the niggers you hate so much.
>> No.55498  
I'd lose my shit if I saw a bettle that big 10-feet away from me. Theres no way I'd ever let it get close enough to mount me O.O
>> No.55501  
Wow, just fucking wow. I'm literally shaking right now. IT IS CORRECTLY WRITTEN "O America" WITH NO FUCKING -H AFTER THE O. THIS IS THE VOCATIVE CASE AND IS ONE OF THE LAST VESTIGIAL REMNANTS WE HAVE OF AN INFLECTED NOUN STRUCTURE. How. The. FUCK. DOES THIS FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT NOT GET THAT? IS IT THAT FUCKING HARD? COMPARE TO ω AS THE VOCATIVE CASE FOR DIRECT ADDRESS IN ATTIC FUCKING GREEK. GOD DAMMIT I AM SO FUCKING MAD.
>> No.55503  
Saged, reported, hidden, messaged the mods, emailed moot, IRCed the admin, called the cops, radioed the state police, telegraphed the county sheriff, filed report with your ISP, left voicemail for District Attorney, tipped off Interpol, had my lawyer create a case with the State Attorney, contacted the FBI, sent to US Homeland Security, informed CIA, linked to the NSA, wrote to the President, smoke signaled the Vatican
>> No.55504  
>>55501
Oh, America.
>> No.55510  
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>>55503
surely you mean Hiro
>> No.55518  
Vulgarity is the fool's fig leaf.
>> No.55527  
I guess the only thing that would turn someone off is if you're turned off by the idea of fucking 1st graders.
>> No.55532  
you're just being a debbie downer, presence of pedophilia has nothing to do with the quality of a persistent world. if anything, it might even improve it by diversifying the playerbase. otherwise it'd just be a throng of sexually inactive heterosexual men hunched over their keyboards as they simulate social activity through semi-fictitious self-insert characters
>> No.55537  
Where normal people see adolescence and philosophical in depth character nuances, yuri perverts see clits and scissoring.
>> No.55539  
For fuck sake, /u/ should just face reality that there is no yuri sympathisant director in KyoAni. Without any stuff member that actually WANTS to make yuri, its futile to expect them to delier it.

Yamada is straight and does not relate herself to yuri in any way - she explicitely told that neither Hibike nor even Tamako have yuri romance elements. Only Adolescense.

Ishihara (which directs Hibike) is fanservice fan and for him "yuri" is just a fanservice gag - like Dekomori and Shinka kissing in Chu2. He loves pantsu, boobs and anything lewd - but repressed by KyoAni more restricted shows culture, rarely being able to go all out (though he did with Phantom World).

Takemoto is not even closet pervert, he is strait pervert and proud of it. Unlike Ishihra, that`d want boobs, Takemoto would want to team with Gotoh and do perverteed jokes all days (but once again, KyoAni doesnt let him aside Amagi. Forcing him into Free! hell)

Ishidate is Kino fag and for him imagenery is far more important than if girl has hots for another. He is also the current KyoAni master of straight romance, delivering their best romance with KnK so far.

Utsumi is fujoshi and already fired.

Yamakan would have guts to include actual lesbians, as in Kannagi, Fractale or Wug - but only because the guy has no breaks. And he`s retired too.

So no. Theres zero hope for yuri in KyoAni. Go look hopefully on Okada (though she`s vampire incest living fujoshi at soul) or Ikuhara (though he doesnt do "real" yuri, for him its just artistic imagenery)... wait, that means theres no hope for yuri in industry at all.

RIP.
>> No.55540  
Another important question is whether an unwelcome fetus should be considered to be an unauthorized trespasser in its mother's body. The non-aggression principle does not protect trespassers from the owners of the property on which they are trespassing. It can also be argued that unwelcome fetuses are themselves committing aggression against their mothers, by taking materials (oxygen, water, nutrients) from her bloodstream, by injecting toxic metabolic end-products (carbon dioxide and creatinine) into her bloodstream, and by preparing to subject her to major medical/surgical trauma in the form of full-term labor and delivery.
>> No.55563  
This theatre was shut down during Stalin's purges, and on 15 December 1937, Leiko was arrested on false charges of belonging to a "Latvian nationalist conspiracy". On 3 February 1938 she was shot and buried in a mass grave at the secret NKVD killing field at Butovo, near Moscow. She was 50 years old. She was "posthumously rehabilitated in [the] absence of a crime" in 1958
>> No.55569  
I think is difficult and take a long time for use term soft yuri or friendship yuri in international yuri community outside Japan, some people do not agreed because a long time use term subtext (some people in my country still use term shoujo-ai) and some people would reject if friendship is called yuri.

In Japan, term “subtext” not exists, if anime or manga will be friendship between girls (like Saki or Twin Angel: Twinkle Paradise), character yuri (like Eruna in Mikagura or Ran in R-15) or fan service yuri (like Queens Blade or Maken Ki!), it’s still called yuri (some people in Japan say soft yuri or friendship yuri) and there are rating of yuri, the rating is usually 0-5, E-A/S or 0 star-5 star, for example you can check the website Japanese yuri:
http://kujo-eina.sblo.jp
http://yurinfo.lprf6.com/

I have Megami Lily Magazine (released just 1 volume), anime like R-15 or Twin Angel: Twinkle Paradise discussed in the magazine.
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Reagan created bronies confirmed.
>> No.55587  
Okay at the time I was working in a factory it looked just like a laser shooting words onto it but yeah it makes more sense that it's just toner or something and not laserbeams
>> No.55588  
Lolis are fine but pulling out eyeballs isn't. I had my eyeball deformed before from rubbing too much
>> No.55592  
Why would you love and care for her? She's in a wheelchair. She's worthless now as a woman and as a lover, she offers nothing and in exchange you have to do a lot for her. Now you have to:
carry her to the bed
carry her to the bathroom
help her get dressed and undressed
help her navigate when going shopping
have to carry more things in from the supermarket
have to drive her to special doctors appointments to make sure she's healthy

etc, etc. There's no way that's worth it, you should leave your wife if she ever become paralyzed, it's way too difficult. Just send her to a nursing home and let her spend her days looking at photos of you while you find a new waifu to satiate your urges. Just call her every month or so and she'll keep holding out hope til the bitter end.
>> No.55597  
I have to agree with Lisa that these superbowl commercials are in fact weird but I must admit seeing those hot sexy girls helping that guy fix up his car was really something and I wish I could have something like that done for me.
>> No.55598  
>>55592
That sounds a lot like having a pet that you can bang, guy you quoted. Not altogether an unwelcome notion.
>> No.55599  
TOKYO — Japanese police on Wednesday raided 15 operational bases of an anti-U.S. military, left-wing extremist group.

No arrests were made of any Kakurokyo members during the raids, which took place in eight prefectures, a Tokyo Metropolitan Police spokesman said Thursday. Kakurokyo is believed to be responsible for homemade mortar rockets found in November 2009 just outside Yokota Air Base and December 2009 near Naval Air Facility Atsugi.

Tokyo police refused to disclose whether any items were confiscated during Wednesday’s raids. Police confiscated more than 130 items – including computers and propaganda – during similar raids on the group in August, Kanagawa Prefecture police said at the time.

The raids occurred less than three weeks before the start of the Asia-Pacific Economic Cooperation Summit in Yokohama, which will include world leaders and senior officials from the United States and at least 20 other nations.
>> No.55604  
The age of consent in Nigeria is 11.
>> No.55613  
………*shakes head in utter disappointment in humanity*…..(why cant people just type words normally?
>> No.55621  
I'd been paying attention to the subtext and imagery, so the fact that Cocona's mother would show up as an abyssal, agency-robbing vagina was a foregone conclusion. I was interested to see how they would handle bringing background elements into the foreground, wanted to see more of the character's backstory, wanted to see how Cocona and Papika would reconcile the wedge that had been driven between them, and wanted to see how the story would end.

I enjoyed the drama between the characters as things broke down and the way twists and plot turns were revealed. The KKK getting blown the fuck out was nothing short of glorious and each episode from 10 onward was filled with spectacular and sensational moments that entertained me a great deal and made me want to watch more. I liked the fact that even in the most dramatic and intense moments, they never forgot the childlike whimsy that had made the show's aesthetic so appealing.

The ending was different than the early bits but I didn't have an issue with it at all. It was different, not bad. I'm not so picky that a few QUALITY frames or a single awkward line of dialogue might compromise my enjoyment of a 24 minute episode, and I think the Mimi plotline was sufficient for exploring the interesting Jungian elements of PI and an effective framework for allowing entertaining moments like Yayaka's henshin, Salt's confrontation, the KKK's reckoning and so on.

The entirety of episode 13 was absolutely 10/10 because it was a continuous progression of those amazing moments, tied them together effectively and had little to no presence of this "plot" that casual cry foul over. I think bandwagoners are just eager to find excuses to criticize something that's popular on /a/ and found the controversial format change as a convenient excuse to contrive opposition. The show was not flawless but it's last third is definitely not the damning flaw shitposters pretend it is.
>> No.55659  
Wow this picture has just changed my life. I'm gonna drop out of school, get /fit/ and become a smug police officer.
>> No.55666  
Hey, Patrice

If you happen to be reading this thread

I swear that I will make you pay for what you did to your little sister, all those years ago.

Watch your back.
>> No.55685  
Hi there my young fellow. How are you doing? It appears to me that you are, in fact, kind of displeased with the current situaton. What is it, that makes your life hard currently? Is it maybe a cause of the recent roasting of your jeromes that suddenly happened? I really have to say that this roasting was, without any doubt, the strongest since the year 2000 hoax. Do you have an idea why this waddling of your walters was so powerful? No? Well well well… I can for sure tell you the truth about this important event. It was ME who tricked you into this displeasement. I can hear your brain trying to comprehend how this is even possible. But, and I'm sure about this, you cannot comprehend of what happened to you because it is too complex. Even Zeus and Thor were struggling finding the right way in this gigantic and evil maze of trickery. It took me 1000 years to fully write my plan down, and another 1000 to understand it. The complexity is higher than that of a 14-dimensional dodecahedron. It all starts out with the day of this legendary ruse. The day of rusement was carefully planned and calculated on this exact day. The day where an astronomical constellation appears, that will never occur again in the next 3 eons. A constellation that generates an antimatter black hole. This sort of black hole doesn't suck matter. Antimatter black holes suck the "Well being" out of everyone. But did you see someone feeling bad today? Yes, my little fellow I created a lens that focus the power of the antimatter black hole directly on you. It took 300 years to create this extremely complex lens and I had to combine the power of the gods of Olympus to create it. But not enough with the rusement. As I'm not some novice ruseman, I have planned even more trickery sprinkled with lies and intention logical fallacies and a good portion of something you dislike seeing in your surroundings. With my ruseman instincts I already knew you were typing your response to the displeasing content you just saw. At the exact moment of sending your response you have started up the machine of displeasure and "not well being". A machine that once started cannot be stopped. Not by anyone. Not even Cthulhu himself. While your comment was traveling through the cyberspace you started feeling bad. Something in your brain was screaming but you just didn't know why. It was destiny that you fall for my trickery. Wit this message you are currently reading I am telling you something you should have thought before you were sending your comment to me. I am, in fact, A MASTER RUSEMAN GRADE 3. I was part of the ancient circle of master rusemen. I can see on your face, that you already knew this. A ruse this fantastic and gigantic cannot be done by some low grade rusenoob. Yes you have been RUSEDI by me. There were only one RUSEDI known to mankind until now. Can you imagine of how hard it is o do? Only two RUSEDIS were executed in the past…3…billion…years! Now you finally know about this unbearable discomfort you started feeling right when you got my response. The response, this message, reveals of what has been done. You… yeah YOU…. have been rused. You are powerless, you want to scream but you can;t. You just sit there in a mix of rage and helplessness. You want to find this guy, this MASTER RUSEMAN GRADE 3, and you want to kill him. But at the exact moment of thinking, you also realize that you will never be able to even come near such a powerful ruseman such as myself. This ruse has set me into a position higher than Hades. You think now you might come over this rumbling of your jordans. You think you can bear it, but my devilish plan goes far deeper. Now after you've already been rused to infinity this letter discomforts you to a new level of discomfort. In the moment you are reading what I wrote you realize how hard you have been bamboozled. I will tell you my story now. I don't know where I'm from, but I know I was the first to exist in my kind. I was alone but soon a few people followed. We made a circle called MASTER RUSEMEN. Only real MASTER RUSERS were allowed to join this exquisite circle. We agreed that we will never decide who is the best MASTER RUSEMAN. But after some time I found a way to lead my fellow comrades into a tricky situation. I claimed that I'm the best MASTER RUSEMAN in the circle. It didn't take long till everyones jacobs' were rommled. After they found out what exquisite trickery was played on them, they agreed to give the one who caused this discomfort the title GOD OF RUSE. Now you realize what huge impact this ruse had. You never thought that you will be, in fact, rused from such a ruseful entity. Somehow you feel honored. Honored to get your gustavsons jingled by the master of all MASTER RUSEMEN. The rusement was too strong. Not even time itself could recover from the wounds this monumental trickery caused the Universe. I am, for my part, pretty proud of myself. Even I had my doubts if I could make a contrivance this huge and tricky. But I did it. I managed to create the most thoroughgoing RUSEDI. You have been rused by me, the ONE AND ONLY! Even after 100 years you will still remember this day. The day of THE ruse. The day the GOD OF RUSE personally made a statement, to intentionally discomfort YOU. SONGS WILL BE WRITTEN ON THIS MASTERFUL RUSE. AND I HOLD NO REMORSE OR REGRET FOR I AM AND ALWAYS SHALL BE THE GOD OF RUSE.
>> No.55703  
The only VN I have and will ever play. But it was amazing, 100% it. Really impressed me. It's hard to contrast other projects that were made on a community level that's similar to it.
>> No.55705  
Not answering my question. How do you think a girl that will not only be cool with you wasting time on a game in front of her face, but will ALSO bring you food during it! If I was a girl game nerds that play games all day would be a major turn off. Pretty sure it would be for me if I was a woman. That's why I never bring my lifestyle up on dates.

I came up with a brilliant strategy that should make getting girls extremely easy I'm just extremely lazy. The yale psychology course I was watching was talking about how similarities are really and truly what drives connection and liking. So, I'm thinking about googling the shows on netflix that are the most watched by and popular with women. Then binge watch all these shows instead of binge play this game. Then study other topics women are conditioned with. Like study feminism and pretend like states real issues. Women are pretty spoiled and narcisstic, so sucking up to them in a subtle non-self devaluing way and faking interest in things they care about seems like the most sure fire way to get them.

That plan seems almost guaranteed to work on someone. If I become interested in the exact same things most girls are interested in. Like a reverse gamer girl. I'm not super ugly. Pretty decent looking. So, it's all just a matter of if its worth it at all to begin with to maintain this inflated perception because of course they can never find out or know.

That or just buy some black market viagra. My doctor said I'm too young to have that problem. That's probably half the reason. Might have saved some relationships if I wasn't broken. So, creating liking is basically my only option. Can't just rely on my looks or body to do the work for me. Or maybe just plan on making a lot of money and buying women's affectionate, but I'm not a very likeable/ personable person. I don't like or enjoy having to be emotional and trying to relate.

Another thing is that I LIKE being single. I get a great deal of satisfaction from being alone and by myself. Not being accountable to anyway. Getting to live my life anyway I want even if it means doing nothing but pleasuring and entertaining myself all day? It's every guys dream! Why WOULD I want to give this all up or a real life girl that I'm physically too numb to feel and that annoy me greatly more often than not? In my personal cost benefit analysis it seems just barely worth it, and only if its convenient even then. If it feels like work? Well my tolerance is incredibly low for that when my life is so easy and pleasing otherwise and normally.
>> No.55707  
>I knew a guy who shot a little girl in iraq because she was advancing toward them with a suicide vest and a cell phone. Should he have let her blow them up simply because she didn't have a choice?
He shouldn't have signed his life away to fight for statism and become a state sponsored murderer in the first place.
>> No.55708  
>>55707

She chose to put on the vest in the first place. She was going to die anyway.
And by that, I mean she (and her family) would have been killed if she didn't agree to be a suicide bomber.
She chose to die as a heathen violating the first golden rule: THOU SHALT NOT KILL.
She was lucky to die a quick and painless death by firing squad. She deserved to be stoned or immolated.
>> No.55713  
It's about a bounty hunter named Wayne W. Gretzky (No Relation) that hunts strange chitinous monsters to harvest their venom sacs to sell to drug dealers who synthesize a hallucinogenic called "Skipper Rosin" to sell in the last city in earth, Big Money City, after a plague called the New Anthrax wipes out humanity.

No joke.
>> No.55715  
It is pedophilia without feeling creepy. Because older women fucking young boys cannot be pedophiles.
>> No.55719  
Beware of the cats. It is the best rape scene Ive ever seen. Was a 70s TV movie would you believe.
>> No.55720  
I mean the getting sodomized with scissors is pretty hot.
Honestly if this happened to me I'd be pissed off they did it while I was unconscious. Like, fuck you, three hot chicks decide to go all scissors-in-the-bum femdom rapists on me and I don't even get to experience it? No, if you're gonna rape me I better be awake.
>> No.55728  
Dude my first job as a teenager was cleaning the bathrooms in a nightclub.

I'm not going to lie, the men's room was a disaster but the women turned filth into an art form.
The best thing I saw was an overweight gal that had gone into he handicapped stall.
She flipped the tampon bin upside down and used it as a table so she could enjoy, the full chicken dinner and bottle of wine she had snuck in with her.
I know this because after finishing the wine she fell asleep on the toilet and shit herself, we had to take the door off the hinges to get her out.
>> No.55731  
sometimes at my gym they have a lady janitor working (during off hours when its not busy)

she has to clean the men's room. I always make sure to be fully nude when shes there
>> No.55733  
You've all been playing checkers, but I've been playing chess the whole time.
>> No.55758  
Generally a case of the minority ruining it for the majority. Because of that very small number who would take advantage of situations like that to cop a feel, it essentially resulted in hard ball regulations coming in, especially if you are a male teacher with female students.

This of course means that your word is generally not counted if you are accused of something by staff or students. A teacher at my old school was accused of sexual harassment by a student who later revealed she faked it because he failed her for a big test. Despite this he did not get his teaching licence back.

At another school a female student found out a grandparent died over the phone during lunch, was understandably distraught and her homeroom teacher gave her a hug to console her, was reported for it by another staff member and fired.

Shit like that can even get you on the sexual offence/ pedo list, so it means you have to be impersonal with the students to a decent degree.

Its such a crock of shit and makes having a positive teacher-student relationship where you try to foster learning/ engagement in the classroom so much harder
>> No.55760  
One of the reasons why major state-building civilizations (at least as non-Africans would recognize it) never endured over a long period of time in Africa is because of its frequent, rapid, and somewhat unpredictable climate shifts. Every couple of centuries, weather patterns will change all across the continent of Africa, and regions that were previously lush and fertile would suddenly become very barren and arid, basically nuking whatever major empires existed there (unless you lucked out and controlled salt mines, which was the currency of Africa for literally thousands of years). We're talking climate shifts occurring every 200-500 years, and massive weather shifts changing over the course of a single generation at the slowest.

This unpredictability has HUGELY impacted Africa state-building and most importantly agricultural techniques. Unlike Europeans, Asians, and even New World civilizations, Africans simply could not afford to run the risk of "innovation" of new techniques, because if it failed literally everybody would die. You stuck with what you KNEW was going to work, even if it was inefficient, because you KNEW you would get at least some crops out of it (It also did not help that a significant portion of arable land was populated with the deadly Tseste fly, and still is to a lesser degree today). As such, innovation was a MASSIVE risk to any society, and major changes typically only occurred in stable regions like the Great Lakes where relative continuity enabled individuals to branch out without fear of horrific failure.
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/ksg/ - Katawa Shoujo General: Katawa Shoujo General #3258 Back on Track Edition
How.
>> No.55765  
I'd like to find out if mutual real-life love can compare to the beauty of fictional love, which is the most beautiful thing there is. I get the feeling it can't, but I think it would at least be worth giving a chance.

I've only ever really been in love once, and it certainly was a special feeling, one that I would like to experience again and one that made it obvious that all of the feelings I had ever had for girls before or after that were completely superficial. Unfortunately I was too socially retarded to realize at the time that she most likely also had feelings for me, and too much of a coward to act even if I had known. I feel like I lost my only chance because now I'm a just a lolicon who spends his days fapping to eroge, and I doubt any girl could ever love me.

That was kind of a rambling post but to put it simply I'm too much of a romantic to give up on love but also too much of a romantic to probably ever be satisfied by real life love.
>> No.55775  
The Elite are all about transcendence and living forever and the secrets of the universe and they want to know all this; some are good, some are bad, some are mixed. But, the good ones don’t ever want to organise, the bad instead are the ones that organise, because they lust after power. Powerful consciences don’t want to dominate other people, they want to empower them, so they don’t tend to get together until things are really late in the game, then they come together. Evil is always defeated, because good is so much stronger. And, we’re on this planet and Einstein’s physics showed it, Maxwell’s physics showed it, all of it, that there is at least twelve dimensions, and now that’s why all the top scientist and billionaires are coming out saying it’s a false hologram, it is artificial. The computers are scanning it and finding tensions points where it is artificially projected and gravity is bleeding in to this universe, that’s what they call dark matter. So, we’re like a thought or a dream that’s like a wisp in some computer program, some god’s mind, whatever. They’re proving it all, it’s all coming out. Now, there’s like this sub transmission zone below the third dimension that’s just turned over the most horrible things, which is what it resonates to, and it’s trying to get up into the third dimension, that’s just a basic level consciousness to launch into the next levels. And our species is already way up to the fifth, sixth dimension consciously, our best people. But there is this big war trying to like, basically destroy humanity, because humanity has free will, and there is a decision to which level we want to go to. We have free will, so evils will have to contend, not just good. And the Elites themselves believe they’re racing, using human technology to try to take our best minds, and build some type of breakaway civilization where they’re going to merge with machines, transcend and break away from the failed species that is man, which is kind of like a false transmission because they’re thinking what they are as ugly and bad, projecting on to themselves instead of believing, no it’s a human test about building us up, and so, Google set up eighteen, nineteen years ago. I knew about this before it was declassified, I’m just saying I have good sources. They want to build a giant artificial system, and Google believes the first artificial intelligence will be a supercomputer based on the neuron activities of the hive mind of humanity with billions of people wired into the internet exchange (holy shit), and so all of our thoughts go into it, and we’re actually building a computer that has real neurons in real time that’s also psychically connected to us, that are organic creatures so that they will have current prediction powers, future prediction powers, a true crystal ball. But the big secret is, once you have a crystal ball and know the future, you can add stimuli beforehand and make decisions that can control the future. And so then, it’s the end of consciousness and freewill for individuals as we know, and a true two-point-o, in a very bad way, hive mind consciousness with an A.I jacked into everyone, knowing our hopes and dreams, delivering it to us, not in some PKD wire head system, where we plug in and give up our consciousness because of unlimited pleasure, but because we were already wired in and absorbed before we knew it by giving over our consciousness to this system our daily decisions that it was able to manipulate and control into a larger system. There’s now a human counterstrike taking place to shut this up before it gets fully into place and to block these systems, and to try and have an actual debate about where humanity goes, and cut off the paedophiles and psychic vampires that are controlling this A.I system before humanity is destroyed. The paedophiles, at whatever level, they rule the devil, whatever you want to call, this interdimensional thing, which gives them advanced off world technology, the fallen one, that’s out of this world, is giving them advanced knowledge on how to construct these systems that have already been used before on other populations. That’s Satan. Satan became something, that you know, the stupid preacher tells you about, who’s totally controlled or something you read about in the news or TV, but this is an interdimensional force that wants to influence us to build something that absorbs us and kills us, rather than the divine free will we are given to build something much better and empowers the species so the species is now making a decision about its entire future. I know from looking at all the data, researching it, studying it, watching the enemy, that’s the big decision that humanity has now got before us.
>> No.55788  
Why shouldn't I? Contrary to what hugbox dwellers here will tell you, there *is* a right and wrong way to play roleplaying games. And forcing your sexually deviant "I wanna be a girl" fetish on your friends who are trying to tell a believable story gets in the way of that. You can have a wank before the session, not spend 200 hours pretending to be a girl so you can get off. Is this the state of the hobby now? Is this what Pathfinder has done to the average TTRPG player? Turned them into thinking that it's perfectly fine to insert this kind of shit into games? There was a time when everyone played their own gender and no one batted an eyelid, dudes wanting to play as girls only started with Pathfinder. Now I'm either /pol/ or some kind of other boogieman of the month for trying to make my games immersive. Fucking ridiculous.

I'm already suspending disbelief at the 90lb scrawny dude being a 25 STR barbarian, or the greasy neckbeard being the fantasy equivalent of James Bond. But no way in hell am I going to sit there and listen to a male voice narrate himself as "she" or try to put on a horrendous girly voice for hundreds of hours. There are trillions of characters for him to play as that are male, if his super original character concept works as a female, it would damn sure work as a male.
>> No.55792  
>>55788
further proof that /pol/ is populated by closeted homosexuals
>> No.55796  
Forums > Members Lounge > I May Be Going To Prison For A Few Years And I'm Worried About Losing My Empornium Membership
>> No.55797  
It's the same thing every night. Corner table- gin real dry. I watch you through through the last call until you're gone with no trace at all. Where will you go? Who will you see? Or are you home dreaming of me? Till moonlight cracks through your window and the pattern repeats. I can be more than a dream But rather all that you see. Bring me the flesh and blood in the lines between. Out there it seems cruel cold and bleak. But here with me the tides will roll to your feet. Lights go down. Set the stage lights go down. There's only you I can see in this crowd.
>> No.55801  
“Of course the people don’t want war. But after all, it’s the leaders of the country who determine the policy, and it’s always a simple matter to drag the people along whether it’s a democracy, a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism, and exposing the country to greater danger.”

— Herman Goering at the Nuremberg trials
>> No.55806  
On the verge of getting to the the ‘Radiance of Youth’, Hayato Kinnai was transported to a ‘Different World’.

Before his eyes, there was a tender ‘Snow White Princess’ which was like a Goddess, who taught Hayato about the world……the next morning, the ‘Snow White Princess’ was kidnapped by a ‘Woman Demon King, who was in the high position of command in this different world.

Hayato made up his mind to save the princess. Obtained a magic book from the God which descended from the sky, he made full use of the magic to ‘Copy The Ability of the Partner whom you have sexual intrercourse with’ and ‘Big Penis’ , and then he went to the Demon King’s Capital―

……Incidentally, all the women’s vaginas of this ‘Different World’ are ‘Little Girl P*ssy’.

……And also in this connection, an average male’s penis in this ‘Different World’ is five to six centimeters.
Associated Names
Kyonkon na Ore ga Rori ma●ko Bishoujo wo Okashite Kopitte, Ohime-sama wo Torimodosu Isekai Tan
Taking back the Princess in the Different World, I Raped Little Girls P*ssy With My Big D*ck
巨根な俺がロリま●こ美少女を犯してコピって、お姫様を取り戻す異世界譚
>> No.55810  
As if summoned from HGC itself, AKA entered the room with a god-like demeanor that rivaled even the god of thunder himself. “I see you’re all practicing without me” AKA said coldly. “aka…” Equinox exhaled. Without a moment’s hesitation, AKA took off his pants to reveal a BFG. “Let me show you guys my aggressive play style” he said slyly. AKA walked slowly over to where Nightmare was exploring Equinox's Black Heart's Bay. “Stefen” Nightmare panted between heaves “err….AKA Daddy…can you show me your explosive GP burst?” “If by GP you mean Giant-Penis, then yes, I can” AKA chortled. AKA licked Equinox's ear and whispered softly “You’re relieved of your duties, brave soldier. You need more spell armor to handle what’s coming next.” As he slammed his purifier beam into Equinox's fanny, Equinox shrilled at the top of his lungs as he clung to consciousness from both the pain and sweet, sweet, pleasure his precious behind was experiencing. AKA was approaching climax quickly from Equinox’s supple hiney. “AKA-daddy, I knew when I joined GFE again that only you could calm my never ending rage” Equinox wheezed. Just as he finished that very sentence, AKA unleashed his ultimate, which had the force of a thousand white hot suns crashing into Earth. AKA's load missed Equinox, blasting GeneralClean and Artemis with such force that they collided with Nightmare who was several feet away. “It feels good to finally practice as a team” AKA said as he caressed Equinox gently in his arms. He finished by whispering into everyone's ear one by one "ill carry you"
>> No.55813  
To get the dildo option in the flash you may have to right-click and play. She breathes heavily in it and naturally there's a dickgirl option (and it's of course a huge dick).
>> No.55814  
Felt my blood pressure rise as you said that, instant fever boy. Come try that shit here in canada, you target pussy states with less guns, come try that in texas or my city edmonton. I got an army of Well, every male i ever known and could potentially recruit 200 thousand, but realistically i could inspire roughly 50 thousand albertans to take up arms if you provoke us. Push it to the limit bro, its fun.
>> No.55827  
The woman urinals probably have something that says "psst, we told your guys to act romantic, so act suprised"
>> No.55837  
JD - Joshi daigakusei - College girl
JK - Joshi kousei - High school girl
JC - Joshi chuugakusei - Middle school girl
JS - Joshi shougakusei - Elementary school girl
JY - Joshi youchienji - Kindergarten girl
JH - Joshi hoikuenji - Nursery school girl
JN - Joshi nyuuji - Infant girl
JT - Joshi taiji - Fetus girl
JJ - Joshi juseiran - Fertilized egg girl
>> No.55843  
Truth of the matter is, that the majority of people here would NEVER be wizards, it's literally like Coding, except the code has such significance, it has to be memetically manually repeated, because executing a line of Code, immediately delete the whole thing from your memory, because this is how the weave works or some shit.

We'd all be Clerics and Wis-based classes, Especially Clerics, Waifufags could literally FLOOD the Upper and Lowers Planes with Deities they Make from their sheer faith and dedication to their Waifus, We'd have endless Touhou Jihad in the Blood war, and Not the Devils, Yugoloths, or Demons would know what the bloody fuck is going on when a level 20 cleric with Green hair, red eyes, and Domains never heard of before starts growing Flowers everywhere on the Abyss.

This is of course, provided we don't die in the second of entering the D&D cosmlogy for a large expansive number of reasons, namely pertaining to the sheer amount of deadly non-plausible wildlife that if ever coded into a game, for say example TESIV oblivion, would result in an encounter every other second as a part of an effective simulation, even with things like active road patrols, people travelling, Caravans, factions etc... Trust me, NOWHERE would be safe.

Like-
Wanna sleep in D&D?
Dream Larvae/Demiplane of Nightmare/The Far Realm Leaking into the former causing them to manifest as even more warped organism versions of themselves in Far realm incursions that occur in certain locations/Tharizdun whispering to you/Large number of Freddy krueger Esque nasties out for you/The shitloads of Vampire types that exist.

Then, every inch of treehugger logic nature wants you dead/Risk of ending up in a feyzone/Risk bandits/Risk of horrible amalgamate magical creatures relased into the wild/

Then there's the weather.
Arcane storms, The Black rain, (literally a fucking weather effect that fucks Divine Spellcasters up the ass rendering them useless) Imagine the flora and fauna
>> No.55853  
neps were made to be loved by the fans.

I treasure all the time I spend with nep-nep. She's not just masturbation fuel for me.

Feel free to think what you want, though.
>> No.55856  
i moved in with my parents to take care of them while they have Alzheimer's, so whenever I buy myself a game with their credit card, I tell them it was a birthday present they got for me
>> No.55864  
Whatever, OP, just hear me out, okay? It's not really related to this thread, but hear me out anyways.
I went to Yoshinoya the other day. Yeah, you heard me, Yoshinoya.
Well, the place was crammed full of people and I couldn't find a seat.
So I look around and there's some stupid banner announcing "150 YEN OFF!"
What the hell are they thinking?
Don't come to Yoshinoya for the sake of 150 yen, you idiots.
One freaking fifty, for crying out loud...
There's even a whole family over there. All out for some Yoshinoya, huh? Fucking great.
"Okay, Daddy's gonna order the extra-large!" God, it's pathetic.
I'll give you 150 yen to get out of that damn seat.
Yoshinoya should be a brutal place.
The tense atmosphere, where the guy on the other side of the U-shaped table would start a fight soon as look at ya.
That stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children can bugger off home.
Anyways, I was finally about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-large, with extra sauce"
>> No.55868  
I remember watching this with my gf at the time and she fell asleep. I grabbed her sleeping hand and put it on my dick and made her stroke it. same thing during Pacific Rim
I just have a sleeping fetish and its much hotter if I use them like that rather than receiving a handjob
>> No.55869  
You may be a faggot or a tranny.

Actually, those are both faggots, but it's 2017.

How I wish I could look like a qt girl...
>> No.55873  
I'm sorry, but no. Kyouko belongs with Yui and there is no other way of looking at it. Ayano can be Kyouko's (or vice versa) passing fancy for a while, but ultimately Yui/Kyouko is embedded in Natural Law.

Ayano doesn't know shit about Kyouko: they only went to the movies like twice together and otherwise they have hardly ever interacted in any meaningful way. Ayano's attraction to Kyouko is a childish infatuation with an ideal based on extremely limited knowledge and experience (getting beaten by someone in exams is not a reason to fall in love).
Likewise Kyouko acts significantly more reserved with Ayano than she does, say, with Yui, also because she doesn't really know her. She may like her a little, but I don't see Kyouko looking at Ayano as anything more than a friend.

Ayano has never seen Kyouko get angry or depressed, nor has she ever been with Kyouko in an actual high stress situation or any other situation that leads to solid bonding (all of which Yui has exhaustive experience with). All it takes is for Ayano to catch a few glimpses of the actual Kyouko for her infatuation to begin crumbling fast.
I believe Kyouko perceives this somewhat which is why she holds herself back a little with Ayano and acts a little "cooler' than usual.
Ayano's tsundere personality doesn't help her here. Tsundere works in scenarios like Toradora (not yuri, I know), where the pair actually lives together, or in an incest scenario, or at least when they're forced to be in each other's proximity for a significant amount of time, like in the same class or in the same club. Kyouko has much more obvious alternatives to Ayano here.

Yui has been with Kyouko on a daily basis for ages: Kyouko cannot imagine life without Yui (cf. Kyouko's reaction to the very mention of the idea that Yui could leave the club), and has made innumerable rather forward sexual hints at Yui (bath scene, "Yui, pay attention to me" scene, "We're all alone at night" scene). Kyouko subsists to a significant degree on food that Yui makes for her (I can't think of a more intimate anime concept than that) and stays over at Yui's house all the time. They joke about her living there.
Kyouko's sexual hints at Ayano? 0. Kyouko has been to Ayano's house once, or was it the other way round? Don't remember, nothing of note happened.
Yui and Kyouko know each other to the finest minutiae of their characters and accept, tolerate and forgive every fault and transgression (Yui does at least).

From an aesthetic point of view, the tsukkomi-boke Yui/Kyouko pairing is still better. One of Kyouko's most unique and intriguing features as a spontaneous sanguine-choleric is her masochism, which contrasts well with her initiative-taking, dominant organising side. Yui, on the other hand, otherwise inclined towards a tomboyish, independent mode of self-expression, is forced to assume the nurturing feminine role when Kyouko fucks up. As a natural phlegmatic/sanguine, she is also often forced to show a more choleric side when Kyouko, governed by her masochism, provokes Yui to punish her.
All this means that we see the personalities of the two girls blossom quite fully into a rather rich bouquet of contrasting attributes and modes of interaction within this pairing.
>> No.55874  
That was hands down the dumbest thing I've read all month. Nice job
>> No.55896  
Voyager, in case it's ever encountered by extra-terrestrials, s carrying photos of life on Earth, greetings in 55 languages and a collection of music from Gregorian chants to Chuck Berry. Including "Dark Was The Night, Cold Was The Ground" by '20s bluesman Blind Willie Johnson, whose stepmother blinded him when he was seven by throwing lye in is his eyes after his father had beat her for being with another man. He died, penniless, of pneumonia after sleeping bundled in wet newspapers in the ruins of his house that burned down. But his music just left the solar system.
>> No.55905  
Idol Jihen is, imho, a post feminist anime. I use this word to define the idea of women being better than males but smart enough to not tell this to the male. They use the ignorance of the male, who believes to be in control, as another tool. This is an important element in the female vengeance/violence genre. The difference is that now the struggle is completely political, unlike say Lady Snowblood 2 where she kills nationalists not because she's anti-nationalist because they fucked with her. Now the fight is against a party, not an individual. This is a relevant progression for the genre.
To this there is connected a second message: the mass is shit. Ignorante, stupid, disgusting, and so on. In the 8th episodde we saw the same people that were opposed to the stadium for ambietalist reasons get mad when the stadium isn't built anymore because now they were going to lose progits. The mass, presented as made of mostly by males, is something you can only use, you can't trust them. From this it follows the absurdist-realistic idea of their world, where people vote according to songs. This attacks democracy, but never to the point of saying it's wrong, simply flawed. We saw also a negative view of violence, the Cherry 7 were using weapons to defend the Gourai party against the power of love and friendship.
The worker is not glorified, he's the definition of the brute.

From these the idead of the good guys party are built: economically they take a third view between capitalism and comunism, here there is no central authority but the priority of the individual (not the state) is the comunity, not making money.
The characters are feminists. The women here fight to be able to decide if they want to work. We saw this both in episode whatever, where we also see the kids (this is important) fight, and with Shizuka, where she goes against her father's wishes. And what is her father if not the patriarchy? It is important to notice that the bad guy in the kids/mums episode was not a cartoon villain. Everything he said had a solid logic to it, with which you could agree. Idol Jihen is not strawmaning, it doesn't want to, it attacks what is actually some people think.

This anime doesn't want to attack males because they are male, they are attacked when they are wrong. The girls' party has a male member. We are told that some younger members of the Gourai part agrees with the girls. In general, the positive male figure will be below the woman, he knows, accept, and likes this.
It's important these males are young. It's not coincidence that the only woman of the bad party we see is old. The complete message here is a struggle between the old patriarchy made of fathers and a new youhg matriarchy supported by the kids as well. We see this in episode 11 where we are shown the mc dancing. These scene, exaggerated on purpose, is there to show us what we were told before about the idols being tehe light of the world. I don't know if you know Bocca di Rosa, but it reminded me of that a lot.

There are then the positions taken by the anime. "Hammer the nail that sticks out" is seen as childish and negative. The girls, all from different sub-cultures (space nerd, gyarus, etc.), are all friends. Kinda like Senran Kagura's "Where good accepts few, evil accepts all". It's normal people who don't like different people. And who are the normals doing? they make fun of girls for silly things, complete bullshit, stereotypes, and so on. There is also an evident dislike for the media, for the press.
When Gourai's boss tells you that he wants to ban idol politicians because you can't do two things at once, the anime takes the other position. Politics is then something that you do as a second job. It follows a responsibilization of the citizen, who now is aware that he could, and thus should, be the one involved in politics instead of letting a politician do it for him. A democracy even more total than the greek one. Everything is narrated in a way that makes you forget all of this started as a fight against corruption, and now you focus only on the idols fate. You, the viewer, is then the same as the dumb male that is part of the mass and you should feel bad. The last episode remarks that the big bad actually believes in democracy. He may tell his own side of the truth, but he actually accept what people decide. What do we get them from an anime where the mass, the police, and powerful politicians managed to defeat democracy, letting the illegal, extra parlamentar, idols to perform?
And why was is it presented a good thing? the answer here is obvious, it's because you the viewer were part of the crowd that let the idols march against the wishes of the population, of the milions who voted in peace. And as such, you are biased and blinded, to you what mattered was letting your rulers I mean cute idols win.
>> No.55919  
Those angels came down and mated with humans. They had sick, twisted, unnatural sexual desires and their offspring were violent, sick, hybrid humans. Now, with many other biblical historical events, we have physical archeological evidence of the Nephilim. I'm just surprised their remains weren't located sooner.

Today, those same angels are confined to the earth and they get off on sick, unnatural sex acts, which is why it's so prevalent on earth now. Yes, the flood set a precedent that God does intervene in earths affair's. And he will again. (Zeph 1:14-18)
>> No.55920  
i love songs without words they leave it up to your imagination. i imagined a soldier dying in battle before his friends eyes im not sure why i thought of that though im 14 so i have never been in the military
>> No.55921  
you fucks need killed
>> No.55925  
A whole heap of my sigs unit was deeply into MTG to the point the filthy degenerates would hunt down boxes of cards instead of getting wildly drunk and locked up in jail while on leave like normal people.
Part of that was my fault for locking them up in a dark room full of flashing lights and white noise, but I'm not taking all the responsibility.

I have also heard someone yell 'blood for the blood god!' on enemy contact, no fucking idea who but they where americans.
>> No.55926  
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Soldiers have survived being blown in half and left in the field for days because they got colonised by maggots and the maggots ate all the dead flesh, thereby preventing infection, necrosis, gangrene, ect. Praise the maggots.

During World War I, William S. Baer, an orthopedic surgeon, recognized on the battlefield the efficacy of maggot colonization for healing wounds. He observed one soldier left for several days on the battlefield who had sustained compound fractures of the femur and large flesh wounds of the abdomen and scrotum. When the soldier arrived at the hospital, he had no signs of fever despite the serious nature of his injuries and his prolonged exposure to the elements without food or water. When his clothes were removed, it was seen that "thousands and thousands of maggots filled the entire wounded area." To Dr. Baer's surprise, when these maggots were removed "there was practically no bare bone to be seen and the internal structure of the wounded bone as well as the surrounding parts was entirely covered with most beautiful pink tissue that one could imagine." This case took place at a time when the death rate for compound fractures of the femur was about 75–80%.
>> No.55937  
I have never sexualized K-ons but one time I had a very vivid dream where the five of them tied me up and had their way with me, it was fucking horrible because I had literally never lewded any of them before and my subconscious basically raped me
>> No.55940  
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Rating: Nope

In an era plagued by mediocre fantasy high school stories and tepid reverse harems, I suppose it's not a bad thing to occasionally be reminded that things could be much, much worse.

They were worse, back in the Dark Years. When the original Oreimo was a reigning hit, we'd often be blessed with productions riffing on the “I want to have sex with my little sister” craze. That fever has died down in the larger community, but apparently Oreimo's own author has never lost his passion. And so today we receive Eromanga Sensei, a show which is… basically just Oreimo, all over again.

Like Oreimo, Eromanga Sensei's production values are actually quite solid. There's a fair amount of fluid animation here, the character designs are attractive, and the direction is perfectly competent. In terms of the anime production's execution, there's not much to complain about.

Unfortunately, also like Oreimo, all of that aesthetic strength is being aimed at precisely one core goal: presenting softcore erotica for little sister enthusiasts. If you're not here for long, leering shots of the show's extremely young-looking little sister, there's very little else to be here for. The relationship between little sis Sagiri and teen author Izumi is so directly predicated on creating semi-romantic, tsun-tsun exchanges that pretty much nothing outside of the show's fetish appeal really lands.

There are gestures towards how the two of them attempted to deal with their parents' absence, but those moments are framed in such a generally skeevy visual and conversational context that it's impossible to invest in them. Major elements of this show even feel like a further distillation of the “I want a romantic object who needs me to take care of her and will never leave me” appeal of little sisters, like how Sagiri never leaves her room and relies on Izumi to feed her. Eromanga Sensei is smut first, everything else distant second.

As someone with two actual little sisters, there's basically nothing for me in this show, meaning this premiere was mostly just very dull. And even in a general context, this style of constant background fanservice, as opposed to either more direct or meaningfully sensual material, rubs me the wrong way. Solid visuals aside, your reaction to Eromanga Sensei will likely come down entirely to your interest in its capacity as fetish fuel - and for me, that is a solid Nope. Away with you, Eromanga Sensei.
>> No.55945  
>>55940
The best part of each new season is seeing which problematic fetish ANN is outraged about this time. I have no idea why most of them even watch anime.
>> No.55953  
I can never decide about her face, her eyes are gorgeous but her mouth looks just like David Bowie's...
>> No.55961  
It’s not often I sink 120 hours into a game in just two weeks, and usually doing so feels like an absolute chore pushed through solely for work purposes. Honestly, I really didn’t mind spending almost all day, every day, for multiple weeks being a magic Japanese school boy.
>> No.56019  
Yep. Me too. Finally got a Switch a couple of weeks ago and felt like I won a damn lottery. A lottery where I get to pay $300.
>> No.56020  
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*The base is made with strong material, but please consider that the buttocks alone weigh 2.4kg, therefore it's dangerous to carry the item holding it from the base. Please hold it firmly when you carry it around.
*If you use it as a mouse pad your elbow will be placed too high and your hand will not reach the mouse properly. It's very tiring.
>> No.56024  
The material composition or geocultural origin must be specified when discussing noodles.
>> No.56028  
oh, the sperm have entered the egg-house, babies for sure.......
>> No.56038  
65 million years ago a mighty tyrannosaurus, long in tooth and claw, quilted with scars from innumerable battles, skin a pallid grey after decades of a long and proud life spent ruling all he surveyed, fin all laid down his head for the last time. He twisted his eye up towards the ancient sky above him and passed quietly away as he stared at its banner of twinkling stars.

The earth swallowed up his mighty corpse and it was drawn deep into the fiery bowels of stone. Unfathomable pressure and unimaginable heat pressed in from all around, and over the mellinia the mighty beast was twisted and transformed, the great bulk of his muscled form transmuted by the crushing fire beneath us into a refined and distilled solid concentration of the power hidden within.

In the modern era there are new lords of the earth. Creatures that rule all they survey not by right of their fearsome strength, but by dint of their wondrous machines and vast organizations. These creatures tore open the ribs of the very planet that gave them life to extract that congealed essence of the titan who teed these lands long before. It would be cast into the fires of their industry, used to call forth the power of lightning, once the domain of the gods, but now merely the blood of their vast army of machines.

And you used that electricity to make this fucking post.
>> No.56058  
Has anyone figured out the context of this photo?
In the behind him we can see some kind of round table and a metal chair, with some leaves in the background. The roof seems to be an awning of some sort. Based on this information I conclude that he is taking a photo of himself while standing in the patio of a restaurant or cafe.

The colorful design on his hat defies analysis.


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