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152374 No.55109  
Russians deleted the last thread.
>> No.55114  
DAMN RUSSIANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>> No.55115  
Karen – Trainer

We’re sorry about Night March. Each player shuffles all Pokemon in his or her discard pile into his or her deck.

You may play only 1 Supporter card during your turn (before your attack).
>> No.55116  
Stonehenge was built over 9000 years ago by "small green men with large skulls," in order to activate the builder/creator dimension in what were once hunter-gatherer men.
When they looked upon these shapes with straight edges and smoothed sides, they knew it was utterly unlike anything they had seen in nature. To them it was like a higher power was speaking to them. It was only a matter of time before agriculture and society became established, and ever since, the green men have pulling the strings of human technological progress.
>> No.55120  
Paul Mallinson is a Graphic Design graduate, who within the space of two years had over twenty self-built, commercial websites to his name, including girlskissing.co.uk, which was launched in May 1999. In 2002 Mallinson took an opportunity to go and live in Los Angeles, where he spent the best part of two years photographing, designing, working on, and refining girlskissing.co.uk. In 2004 he returned to England to focus on girlskissing.co.uk as a full-time occupation. Which he has been doing ever since. He now spends every waking moment photographing beautiful girls kissing beautiful girls.
>> No.55126  
This thread is under the protection of the lord

No posts of homosexuality or fetishes lest you be damned to pits of hell
>> No.55146  
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don't forget to protect the threads in /general/, too!
and try not to delete the seasonal threads again, if possible.
>> No.55147  
uploaded by cmpfans
Don¡®t change this filename to '¡¾cosplayjav.pl¡¿xxx' otherwise we will watermarked all the files in the future because of you.
Though you repress them,could you don not make you to be look like a good egg who pucharsed them?This is a long standing issue.
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We are in dark just because we can provide more non-watermarked ROMs safely in this way,don't over do it.
P.S. Fuck all the people who represses these ROMs for your credits,especially in cosersuki.win/site/net.
>> No.55148  
I love modern technology. I've seen less realistic nipples on actual women.
>> No.55155  
Horrible game play! Amazing video! Awful, incompetent, mind boggling. I am not sure you can even read. Keep up the good work! It makes my day!

>>55148 words of true genius.
>> No.55170  
Land mines only explode if you let them. You just have to step on it and never move or regret.
>> No.55179  
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Okay,if one wanted to hold a party around the worst possible B movie of all time,and we are talking about food,friends,the whole kit kabootal,I think we have a contender!Where plenty of limbs and heads roll but due to the most ludicrous,clubby and moronic creatures guaranteed you've ever seen there is always a chance the heros may prevail.Actually come to think of it,I am reminded of an oven mitt with the behavior of a drunken connoisseur.While I have no doubt the director was attempting to make a horror movie of the first class, perhaps he should have first practiced,had a much bigger budget then what appears to be Dollar Tree and much better script,costumes,actors and sets,well everything I guess. But there were plenty of opportunities for people who like seeing the color red.If on the other hand,you want something that you can laugh at,boo,throw popcorn at during those scary times all the while you are encouraging your favorite characters,man or beast on, then you should absolutely take a look at this movie.Because the alternative to laughing at all the really ridiculous, outrageously ludicrous,stupid,awful,lame dumb stuff and I can't believe I just saw that stuff in the movie including an ending that had me pulling out what little hair I still have left is this.To stop ten minutes into the show and forget you ever wasted your precious life's time on it and count yourself fortunate to have escaped with only minor mental bruises. I only endured to the end just to see if I had truly found the worst B movie.I would actually rate this a F.Except I couldn't help waiting to see how much worse it could possible get and throwing popcorn at the screen.1/10
>> No.55185  
Silly *heavy space* *campers*.
You think you *smell* Orz *bubbles* but it is only fingers. It is too much!
Happy *sisters* will correct each other for *alliance party*. It will make the *heavy space* *dancing* more enjoyable.
Goodbye, yes, HELLO. I am joke.
Don't forget to *enjoy the sauce*!!
>> No.55188  
The "moving out of home" meme is made up by Jews to sell more houses and make a housing crisis.
>> No.55198  
Feti072 is one of the best JAV fetish sites out there. It's got some pretty classic stuff (feet and panty sniffing, table corner fucking) and some more creative perversions. I especially recommend the tomato eating and tongue brushing videos. This is only one part of the siterip and I highly recommend you check out the others as well.
>> No.55205  
Assuming you are a woman who covers a boy's mouth from behind, how close to his nose might your hand come naturally based upon the natural size of your hand? Also, do you think he would be forced to smell your hand as you held it over his mouth keeping him quiet? Please explain. I'm seeking a detailed response from a witty and intelligent woman:) Let's discuss.
>> No.55212  
Blissful Curse
1 Name: Anonymous : 2016-09-06 17:47
Sunday again. Damn. I have to go grocery shopping. Most people think I’m a recluse, just pathologically shy. If only that was my problem. It’s true that I go out of my way to avoid going out in public. I never socialize and my current job involves working from home as a telemarketer. I only go out once a week to buy food from a nearby supermarket, one which I chose because it doesn’t have any security cameras. If it did, I could get into a lot of trouble, and nothing is even my fault.

I pulled into the supermarket parking lot and all but ran inside. I grabbed a shopping cart from the front of the store and made it safely to the first isle. The wrong isle, as it turned out. As I rounded the corner, I ended up not five feet away from another set of customers. There was a woman checking the expiration date on some loaves of bread while her son and daughter stood by idly. They all had very pale blond hair, the mother looked to be in her late thirties, the son was about nine, and the daughter was about eleven. While the mother had some great tits and an ass that was held snugly in her jeans, her daughter clearly had no breasts at all, her sundress clung tightly around her flat chest.

I didn’t know if the woman was a single mother or if her husband just wasn’t with her. Frankly, I didn’t care. My problem wasn’t the woman, but her daughter. As soon as I stopped my cart, I saw the signs. The girl, who hadn’t even been looking in my direction, jolted as if she had been burned. She pivoted on her heels, her pale green sundress swirling around her narrow frame. Her eyes had dilated. Damn. I couldn’t even tell what color her irises were; they were just thin rims around the huge black disks that her pupils had become. She smiled at me, somehow delighted at seeing a man she had never met before.

Without warning, the little girl grabbed a fistful of her dress in each small hand and pulled it up over her head. Now wearing nothing but blue panties and sandals, she let her dress fall to the floor. I don’t know why they always strip first. Hell, I don’t know why they do any of this. It seemed really cool when I was thirteen or so, my presence somehow compelling girls to strip naked and… do other things. One of my earliest memories is as a 6-year-old, getting a blow job from my 15-year-old babysitter. But it started getting less cool as I grew older and the girls stayed the same age. I would kill to have this power over women my age now but, as near as I can tell, I only affect girls aged from about 9 to 16. I may not have any control over it, but I still feel disgusted with myself.

I started backing away as the little girl kicked off her sandals and bent over to pull off her panties. Really, after all these years, you’d think I would have learned to just give into it. I know from many experiences that the girls that fall under my influence will keep following me until I give up. Sure enough, the now naked girl started walking towards me purposefully.

Still moving away from the entranced girl, I called out to her mother, “Hey, can you keep your daughter with you?”

I usually try this. It never works, but I think it helps me feel a little (very little) bit less guilty. The mother looked up from her loaves of bread, saw her naked daughter walking towards a stranger, and went back to checking expiration dates.

“She’s just playing,” she called in my direction offhandedly. To her daughter she warned, “Don’t annoy the nice man, Allie.”

The girl, Allie, gave no response and kept walking after me. I gave up and stopped retreating. That’s the terrible completeness of my curse: everyone near me never notices anything wrong whenever I get into these situations. Allie reached me and smiled up at me, her eyes as glassy as a doll’s. She wrapped her arms around my waist, gave a tug, and pulled my sweatpants down around my ankles. I wasn’t wearing any underwear. I used to walk around in tight jeans while wearing two belts, but all that does is delay things. Eventually I realized that if some poor girl fell under my power, I wanted her to be done as soon as possible. That meant I could leave sooner, before someone else was entranced or someone caught our illicit acts on camera.

I waited to see what Allie would do. She crouched a little and took my limp cock in her mouth. I breathed a sigh of relief, and then felt horrible for doing so. I shouldn’t be glad that this innocent girl was sucking me off, but it was better than the alternative. The older girls usually wouldn’t go away until I actually had sex with them. Maybe it was a development thing: they wouldn’t try to have sex until their bodies were able to take my cock.

Allie was still trying to get me aroused. My power, curse, or whatever it is doesn’t seem to impart cock-sucking knowledge to its inexperienced victims, so they’re usually left in the position of being compelled to get me to cum without knowing exactly how to do it. Allie was just using her tongue to push my cock around in her mouth, from left to right and back again. That wouldn’t do much at the best of times and it didn’t help that I feel no attraction to little girls.

Knowing that Allie wouldn’t leave me alone until I came, I sought inspiration. I began mentally undressing her mother, who had just started moving farther down the aisle. I watched her tight ass swinging as she pushed the cart ahead of her. Imagining that I was having sex with her, I closed my eyes and began grinding my hips a little. My cock started getting warm and I kept grinding, more or less successfully ignoring the fact that I was face fucking a little girl. I kept thrusting as my cock hardened completely. Allie’s mom had almost reached the end of the isle, but I kept my eyes locked on her lithe form. Allie held her head still as I finally came. Most of my cum went down her throat but some spilled out of her mouth. Allie coughed but put her hand over her mouth, trying to keep my cum even as her body tried to expel it. Finally, she managed to catch her breath and swallow what was left in her mouth. Whatever compulsion she had was now sated and she got to her feet, swaying slightly.

“Hey!” a shout came from the other end of the aisle. I looked over and saw the mother hurrying over with a look on her face that was simultaneously angry and confused.

She had walked beyond the range of my influence and had no doubt suddenly realized that her daughter should be with her. I can only guess, because I’ve never experienced it myself, but I think my power fades away gradually with distance. So, from the other end of the aisle, the mother could tell that there was something wrong with her daughter but she couldn’t tell what. Of course, as she got closer to me once again, the anger and confusion drained away. By the time she reached the pair of us, the mother was acting completely normal despite the fact that her daughter was naked in a supermarket. Calmly, Allie’s mother helped Allie put her clothes back on. She smoothed away the wrinkles in the dress and ran her fingers through Allie’s hair. The mother even rubbed away the thin dribble of cum sliding down from the corner of Allie’s mouth.

I watched the scene draw to a close. I always watch, after it’s over. It may be the shock of the whole thing, despite having done it countless times, or it may be that, just maybe, I’m hoping that someone will realize what I’ve done. But, like all the ones before them, this pair had no memory at all of what had happened. They walked away from me without a backwards glance. And, just like that, I got away with rape.
>> No.55213  
Is this CP spam in text form
>> No.55216  
Used to get a lot of it on old /b/.
>> No.55219  
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that would be a pretty random place to pull quotes from

get it? RANDOM
>> No.55220  
Who are you quoting?
>> No.55221  

that's not right...
>> No.55224  
Yakov Smirnoff? Used to drive past one of his billboards a lot.
>> No.55225  
you are hilarious.
>> No.55229  
I used to live pretty close to Branson, but I never went to any of his shows.
>> No.55233  
remember playing "doctor" and "changing diapers" in the girls' bathroom in kindergarten... I had a stuffed penguin at home with a long stiff beak who was my "doctor" at home at that age. I don't remember such things from gradeschool though, although I *do* remember having very elaborate, well, in retrospect I guess they were sort of the childhood equivalent of sadomasochistic fantasies. In the car sometimes I'd think about people being tied down and put on conveyer belts through various spikey lashy torture apparatus. And every now and then I'd sit on something spikey at home or something like that. This was when I was, oh, 7 - 9 years old or so. I remember talking to a girl friend from school, when she came to my house just before she moved away, and finding out that she liked doing that too. Some years later, when I was 11 or so and my best friend was over, we were playing with our dolls and started talking about those torture fantasies--turned out she'd had them too! has anyone else experienced that sort of thing? Was I just more repressed than usual?
>> No.55241  
The little cats with the knives can be captured if you fap at them after you knock them down.
>> No.55242  
How about we turn model trains in to a sport. We could have little model villages set up in a giant hall with neon lighting, sponsorships and colour commentary with garish logos and shit everywhere and bombastic music to psych up the crowd.
>> No.55243  
Wow, good thing we have an expert here. I was kind of thinking it was stupid myself, but I didn't have the sort of experience shitposting on a imageboard gives you. I'm glad someone as clearly gifted as yourself in all things automobile related is here to soothe the troubles of people such as I who are unable to determine whether or not a truck chasing a boy through the woods is "fucking stupid"

>> No.55244  
Writing this review because I have absolutely no idea what the other reviewers are talking about. The artwork was a nice alternative and indie style, the soundtrack was fairly good, the voice acting was on point, but the characters and plot are absolute garbage. The people who made it seem to absolutely not understand human emotions, which resulted in two absolutely garbage characters.Throughout the story they just use each other for sexual fulfillment. They are only together so that they can fuck, and they are only fucking because they're both lonely and empty beings. The only thing that would dictate that either of them cares for the other is that they say they love each other a lot, and yet both viciously attack each other on physical and psychological levels throughout the series. If you were looking for a pleasant romance in which two girls fall in love in the purest way, look elsewhere. If you were looking for a realistic drama in which the relationship of two characters is tested through hardships and in the end the outcome is one you can believe, look elsewhere.

Only watch this anime if you are looking for an anime about two girls who have not realized their sadomasochistic nature and who cannot understand the idea of human emotions. There is no love in this story. Only manipulation.

That said, I rated it a 10 on my personal list in order to support the yuri genre ^w^
>> No.55245  
Whenever you are analyzing fiction, you must always analyze your own analysis, and ask yourself if it makes sense.
>> No.55247  
You may remember him from great classics like "the girl who puked", "the girl who shat a lot" and "the girl whose nipples got destroyed mercilessly".
>> No.55254  
Fiction is "real". As in, it does have an effect on the world.
>> No.55255  
Carloine Rhea is like that one chubby aunt you have that used to be super hot when she was younger but now she's hitting the wall and she knows it and she's still single so she's always drunk on wine when she comes to visit and the past few times she has come to visit the family lake house and you have been there she has gotten super drunk and you two ended up doing hand stuff with eachother by the dock and then fucking behind the boathouse after everyone else went to sleep and now at every family get together when she is in town you two go off on a trip to the "store" that is actually you two going to the woods behind the old empty supermarket and having sex in the back seat of her car then rushing to get the things you said you had to pick up and you've talked about just saying screw it and changing your names and moving to Canada so you can be together even though you don't actually mean it and just want to keep banging her, you know?
>> No.55262  
When I was a kid raised in this stuff, you basically got points for being as 'weird' as you could, claiming it was magical spirits. Fucking cults feeding off each other man, then comes the power plays, demands for money, putting down of people who question/leave/have traits different to the cult, etc.
>> No.55263  
I think Papika may be a drug dealer.
>> No.55268  
What the fuck man, I was having a good time thinking about the cerebral palsy gangbang and you had to go and post something like that.
>> No.55275  
just a protip: this site is meant as a rick roll. don't matter which link people post, you'll only ever get a sad panda. that's all there is to this site. if you weren't a fucking newfag you'd know this by now, FUCK
>> No.55279  
I am starting to artist do this alot recently, in order for a girl to deep throat a dick of that size she needs properly position her mouth in throat in a trait line.

Because there is no way a full boner is going to just fold neatly like that. Take your hand and try to fold your dick like this pretty sure you wont be able to.
>> No.55285  
Imagine being Sio in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Sheev Palpatine, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your wavy body and horrific monster-mash face. I would totally listen to you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his bedroom. Like seriously imagine having to be Sio and not only sit in that chair while Sheev Palpatine flaunts his disgusting body in front of you, the favorable hologram transmission barely concealing his stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while he perfected that transmission. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking visage but his haughty attitude as everyone in the council chamber tells him he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, SHEEV LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch his mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of Twi'leks and Gungans and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Naboo. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his dimpled vagina forehead as he sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in his "Sith Lord (for that is what he calls himself)" beauty, the beauty he worked so hard for with Darth Plagueis in the previous months. And then the Queen calls for another take, and you know you could disrupt every person in this room before Gregar Typho could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Sio. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
>> No.55286  
Do you see how after the wind blew and Kumiko was taken aback at Reina's face she hesitated and then started sucking the straw? The straw, an obvious phallic symbol represents that Kumiko is not yet willing to break away from social norms and will submit herself to a man in the near future.
Also, don't forget that exploding fireworks are symbolism for the coming-of-age story and that its vibrant colors represent Kumiko growing as a woman and seeing things in a more mature filter.
That's why she mentions the last time she saw those were with her sister, a clear reference to the changes she's going through and hinting that the upcoming reconciliation with her sister will climax in understanding of her true feelings. Feelings those directed towards a boy, Shoe, whose appearance in this episode was strategically subtle, like Kumiko understanding of her true feelings.
Shoe happened to be eating Yakisoba, a warm consumable while Reina got them something cold, artificially flavored, a clear metaphor for the warm and comfy love a man can provide her in contrast to the icy cold and uncaring affection of another woman.
>> No.55295  
poppies are beautiful
lovely little flowers
>> No.55299  
>> No.55320  

there was a pretty brutal thread about it awhile back in the archive

the real patty mayonnaise invited him over and he thought it was a date or something and she just told him she got implants and had a BF already
>> No.55321  
Inspired by the rainy days of your childhood and the greatest sandwich on earth, this vodka-soaked grilled cheese martini is like no other. The cheesy concoction was born—where else?—in a cheese store in the Flatiron District. NYC’s The Cellar soaks piping hot sandwiches in gallons of vodka, which are left to marinate for a day and then pressed. Make your own cheesy martini at home with cherry tomatos, basil, and balsamic glaze, anytime, rain or shine.
>> No.55328  
‘I was there to party myself. It was guys with younger girls, sex, a lot of sex, a lot of cocaine, top-shelf liquor’ but no smoking. Trump didn’t approve of cigarettes.
>> No.55376  
God allows cracks in the earth to remind us how temporary this life is and that only love is eternal...#ItalyEarthquake
>> No.55377  
Finals came around, I flew home, took all my parents' money and flew to south america. Oh that plane ride - I wondered if the same flight attendants as before were serving me, I wondered if they knew my "my heart is broken" face from my "I just got laid" face from my "I may be making a huge mistake but it is worth it" face.
>> No.55407  

MGS is what inspired me to become a genomics major.

Unfortunately it's hard to advance this field unless you know Chinese because Americans cuck their scientists to death with king obongo's "ethics."

Jokes on them though, I've been doping myself with telomerase cocktails.
>> No.55414  
incest was only made illegal in the western world as a mechanism to discourage the peasantry from acquiring generational wealth. in asian cultures where the nobility could simply cut you down for being a peasant, they didn't have this problem.

Fundementally, there is nothing wrong with incest. If your society allows 30+ year old women to have kids, then you cant use the flimsy genetic argument that incest is bad because older women having kids has the same chances of retardom as you fucking your cousin or aunt.
>> No.55416  
This is fast time writing with ENGLISH!
I have never been eng school....
So"Plz don't think...FEEL my english!"( ̄∇ ̄;)
>> No.55422  
>> No.55424  
In 2005 Arthur Mijares from the neighboring town of Oakley, petitioned the federal government to change the name of the mountain,[18] claiming it offended his Christian beliefs. Additionally, he claimed that Diablo is a living person, and so is banned under federal law.[19] He initially suggested renaming the mountain Mount Kawukum, and later, Mount Yahweh. Other renaming suggestions by other individuals included Mount Miwok and Mount Ohlone, after local Indian tribal names. Finally he proposed Mount Reagan,[19] but the board rejected it on the grounds that a person must be deceased for five years to have a geographic landmark named after them. Eventually, the U.S. Board on Geographic Names rejected the petitions, saying there was no compelling reason to change the name.

In summer of 2009 Mijares again proposed the name Mount Reagan to the United States Board of Geographic Names because Reagan was now an eligible recipient of a place name.[19] The board gave the Contra Costa County Supervisor's Committee until March 31 to file an opinion. Individual members of the committee have responded that although they respect Reagan, Mount Reagan is not an appropriate name for the historic mountain.[19] Later, the board unanimously voted against renaming the mountain, citing its historical significance.[20]
>> No.55425  
I'd be a wizard if that fat girl didn't kissrape me in kindergarten
>> No.55427  
>Fish can feel pain
Pain is relative, I had an ex that I didn't get along with too well and I was abusive towards her and she loved it. One time I we were having a fight and I broke her finger, so she tackled me, straddled my stomach, and I realized she was wetter than a river, which freaked me out, so I grabbed the finger I had just broke and yanked it, she yelped, and it felt like she peed on me a bit. I don't think she can comprehend the idea of pain, but she is an example of pain being relative.
>> No.55447  
My sister used to think that everyone who was married was brother and sister, and that was just how the world worked
>> No.55464  
God I fucking hate her. She's like Milla Jovovich, except people actually cast her
>> No.55466  
>> No.55467  
I dont have it I just have that screenshot saved from a site that posts lewd scenes of actresses for people to beat their penises to
>> No.55472  
anime, doujinshi, hentai, porn, sex, japanese hentai, anime hentai, imageboard
>> No.55475  
apparently the dub was in a terrible state with mistakes, rewrites of characters and story, entirely new dialogues, a bunch of stuff entirely cut out and other shit like making visual changes to the game

you know
tons of stuff no localization should do
but that they usually get away with because the dub itself is at least passable

but apparently it was just that terrible
like peopel couldnt even pronounce names and places and the names of the demons and shit
>> No.55481  
how does i do gun telescope with grape juice lady
>> No.55485  

For Android
For iPhone & iPad
Words torture
Object Insertion
Browser Supported

>> No.55486  
>join Certified-Organic corp
>download TS3
>sign up on services page
>set up API with highest mask, (they can even read my Jita whore diaries)
>set up TS3 auth from services
>set up Mumble auth from services
>Download Mumble
>set up forums account from services
>please use this info to log into forums and then set up forum-API link
>set up Discord
>Need to make a Discord account first
>Set up Discord auth
>Download Discord
>error, contact our helpdesk pilots in-game
>Set up Jabber
>Download Pidgin
>Set up Skype
>Update Skype, 800mb of ram skype.exe running in the background
>Set up ISBoxer for my Jita whore muktitasking
>Log into Slack
>Bunch of shitposting
>Set up Facebook corp group to recieve (requirement to file for SRP)
>Go lose a ship and link a KM to authenticate the SRP program
>Lose my Arty Vagabond
>File Arty Vagabond for SRP
>Not a Corp fitting
>No Naga in new home system
>"C-can I bring my Punisher"?
>"Yes you can bring tackle but you need to download the new tackle comms mumble plugin v0.2 first anon go to this link anon https://a.cocaine.ninja/fvxpoy.exe"
>...O-okey ...I-is it safe?
>"Also make sure you download the new Windoes 10 only Discord Overlay, link is somewhere on the forums."
>Searching Forums
>Access Denied: Need additional APIs
>Set up my Jita whore API so I can make it to the fleet
>"Ok everyone undoc- anon are you really a Jita whore"?
>New program has to update, doesn't ask for permission.
>Reboot PC
>Corp channel blinking
>Alliance channel blinking
>Director wants to start new conversation
>Pidgin blinking
>Discord blinking
>Skype blinking and using 2gb of ram
>TS3 blinking
>Mumble blinking, tackle comms mumble plugin going nuts
>Forums notifications blinking
>new Facebook message on your wall.
>My mind slowly drifts into the abyss.
>> No.55489  
actually you know what? fuck you. seriously. you think the authors you jerk off to an a daily basis weren't into some weird shit? why don't you whizz on over to a little site called "google.com" and search up james joyce, yes, JAMES JOYCE, and his letters he wrote to his wife nora and then come back to me and tell me that because im into some stuff you consider "weird" or "uncouth" that im not allowed to read literature. i have a BA and am working on my masters lmfao. what the fuck are you doing? you probably work at chick fil a and read infinite jest over and over on your break thinking, "wow im such an intellectual, im so enlightened." literature is about expanding your horizons, it's about expressing your self and gaining knowledge. vore and its subkinks have a lot of SYMBOLIC WORTH and if written well can be an insightful journey into the human psyche. why dont you come at me with a real, well written argument about why i "dont deserve" to read literature? youre a fucking mouse, youre a rat in my world. im asking you right here and right now to be a man and construct a detailed and well worded response. are you up to the challenge?
>> No.55490  
>Start in a cozy town
>Town QT has the hots for you
>Feels good
>Embark on an epic quest
>Turn down wenches left and right intending to return to your wholesome grill
>Return home to visit, find out she's so pure she moved away to live in a church
>Best girl
>End of the story
>You find out your beloved has been kidnapped
>Hunt down the kidnapper
>Confront them
>"Ha! I have stolen the one you hold most dear! They're mine now!"
>Prepare to save your beloved QT
>They kidnapped the guy you buy your weapons from
>> No.55491  
Should've given her the Arisen's Bond.
>> No.55496  
If you honestly think a glorified fleshlight is going to change anything you're dumber than the niggers you hate so much.
>> No.55498  
I'd lose my shit if I saw a bettle that big 10-feet away from me. Theres no way I'd ever let it get close enough to mount me O.O
>> No.55501  
>> No.55503  
Saged, reported, hidden, messaged the mods, emailed moot, IRCed the admin, called the cops, radioed the state police, telegraphed the county sheriff, filed report with your ISP, left voicemail for District Attorney, tipped off Interpol, had my lawyer create a case with the State Attorney, contacted the FBI, sent to US Homeland Security, informed CIA, linked to the NSA, wrote to the President, smoke signaled the Vatican
>> No.55504  
Oh, America.
>> No.55510  
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surely you mean Hiro
>> No.55518  
Vulgarity is the fool's fig leaf.
>> No.55527  
I guess the only thing that would turn someone off is if you're turned off by the idea of fucking 1st graders.
>> No.55532  
you're just being a debbie downer, presence of pedophilia has nothing to do with the quality of a persistent world. if anything, it might even improve it by diversifying the playerbase. otherwise it'd just be a throng of sexually inactive heterosexual men hunched over their keyboards as they simulate social activity through semi-fictitious self-insert characters
>> No.55537  
Where normal people see adolescence and philosophical in depth character nuances, yuri perverts see clits and scissoring.
>> No.55539  
For fuck sake, /u/ should just face reality that there is no yuri sympathisant director in KyoAni. Without any stuff member that actually WANTS to make yuri, its futile to expect them to delier it.

Yamada is straight and does not relate herself to yuri in any way - she explicitely told that neither Hibike nor even Tamako have yuri romance elements. Only Adolescense.

Ishihara (which directs Hibike) is fanservice fan and for him "yuri" is just a fanservice gag - like Dekomori and Shinka kissing in Chu2. He loves pantsu, boobs and anything lewd - but repressed by KyoAni more restricted shows culture, rarely being able to go all out (though he did with Phantom World).

Takemoto is not even closet pervert, he is strait pervert and proud of it. Unlike Ishihra, that`d want boobs, Takemoto would want to team with Gotoh and do perverteed jokes all days (but once again, KyoAni doesnt let him aside Amagi. Forcing him into Free! hell)

Ishidate is Kino fag and for him imagenery is far more important than if girl has hots for another. He is also the current KyoAni master of straight romance, delivering their best romance with KnK so far.

Utsumi is fujoshi and already fired.

Yamakan would have guts to include actual lesbians, as in Kannagi, Fractale or Wug - but only because the guy has no breaks. And he`s retired too.

So no. Theres zero hope for yuri in KyoAni. Go look hopefully on Okada (though she`s vampire incest living fujoshi at soul) or Ikuhara (though he doesnt do "real" yuri, for him its just artistic imagenery)... wait, that means theres no hope for yuri in industry at all.

>> No.55540  
Another important question is whether an unwelcome fetus should be considered to be an unauthorized trespasser in its mother's body. The non-aggression principle does not protect trespassers from the owners of the property on which they are trespassing. It can also be argued that unwelcome fetuses are themselves committing aggression against their mothers, by taking materials (oxygen, water, nutrients) from her bloodstream, by injecting toxic metabolic end-products (carbon dioxide and creatinine) into her bloodstream, and by preparing to subject her to major medical/surgical trauma in the form of full-term labor and delivery.
>> No.55563  
This theatre was shut down during Stalin's purges, and on 15 December 1937, Leiko was arrested on false charges of belonging to a "Latvian nationalist conspiracy". On 3 February 1938 she was shot and buried in a mass grave at the secret NKVD killing field at Butovo, near Moscow. She was 50 years old. She was "posthumously rehabilitated in [the] absence of a crime" in 1958
>> No.55569  
I think is difficult and take a long time for use term soft yuri or friendship yuri in international yuri community outside Japan, some people do not agreed because a long time use term subtext (some people in my country still use term shoujo-ai) and some people would reject if friendship is called yuri.

In Japan, term “subtext” not exists, if anime or manga will be friendship between girls (like Saki or Twin Angel: Twinkle Paradise), character yuri (like Eruna in Mikagura or Ran in R-15) or fan service yuri (like Queens Blade or Maken Ki!), it’s still called yuri (some people in Japan say soft yuri or friendship yuri) and there are rating of yuri, the rating is usually 0-5, E-A/S or 0 star-5 star, for example you can check the website Japanese yuri:

I have Megami Lily Magazine (released just 1 volume), anime like R-15 or Twin Angel: Twinkle Paradise discussed in the magazine.
>> No.55571  
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Reagan created bronies confirmed.
>> No.55587  
Okay at the time I was working in a factory it looked just like a laser shooting words onto it but yeah it makes more sense that it's just toner or something and not laserbeams
>> No.55588  
Lolis are fine but pulling out eyeballs isn't. I had my eyeball deformed before from rubbing too much
>> No.55592  
Why would you love and care for her? She's in a wheelchair. She's worthless now as a woman and as a lover, she offers nothing and in exchange you have to do a lot for her. Now you have to:
carry her to the bed
carry her to the bathroom
help her get dressed and undressed
help her navigate when going shopping
have to carry more things in from the supermarket
have to drive her to special doctors appointments to make sure she's healthy

etc, etc. There's no way that's worth it, you should leave your wife if she ever become paralyzed, it's way too difficult. Just send her to a nursing home and let her spend her days looking at photos of you while you find a new waifu to satiate your urges. Just call her every month or so and she'll keep holding out hope til the bitter end.
>> No.55597  
I have to agree with Lisa that these superbowl commercials are in fact weird but I must admit seeing those hot sexy girls helping that guy fix up his car was really something and I wish I could have something like that done for me.
>> No.55598  
That sounds a lot like having a pet that you can bang, guy you quoted. Not altogether an unwelcome notion.
>> No.55599  
TOKYO — Japanese police on Wednesday raided 15 operational bases of an anti-U.S. military, left-wing extremist group.

No arrests were made of any Kakurokyo members during the raids, which took place in eight prefectures, a Tokyo Metropolitan Police spokesman said Thursday. Kakurokyo is believed to be responsible for homemade mortar rockets found in November 2009 just outside Yokota Air Base and December 2009 near Naval Air Facility Atsugi.

Tokyo police refused to disclose whether any items were confiscated during Wednesday’s raids. Police confiscated more than 130 items – including computers and propaganda – during similar raids on the group in August, Kanagawa Prefecture police said at the time.

The raids occurred less than three weeks before the start of the Asia-Pacific Economic Cooperation Summit in Yokohama, which will include world leaders and senior officials from the United States and at least 20 other nations.
>> No.55604  
The age of consent in Nigeria is 11.
>> No.55613  
………*shakes head in utter disappointment in humanity*…..(why cant people just type words normally?
>> No.55621  
I'd been paying attention to the subtext and imagery, so the fact that Cocona's mother would show up as an abyssal, agency-robbing vagina was a foregone conclusion. I was interested to see how they would handle bringing background elements into the foreground, wanted to see more of the character's backstory, wanted to see how Cocona and Papika would reconcile the wedge that had been driven between them, and wanted to see how the story would end.

I enjoyed the drama between the characters as things broke down and the way twists and plot turns were revealed. The KKK getting blown the fuck out was nothing short of glorious and each episode from 10 onward was filled with spectacular and sensational moments that entertained me a great deal and made me want to watch more. I liked the fact that even in the most dramatic and intense moments, they never forgot the childlike whimsy that had made the show's aesthetic so appealing.

The ending was different than the early bits but I didn't have an issue with it at all. It was different, not bad. I'm not so picky that a few QUALITY frames or a single awkward line of dialogue might compromise my enjoyment of a 24 minute episode, and I think the Mimi plotline was sufficient for exploring the interesting Jungian elements of PI and an effective framework for allowing entertaining moments like Yayaka's henshin, Salt's confrontation, the KKK's reckoning and so on.

The entirety of episode 13 was absolutely 10/10 because it was a continuous progression of those amazing moments, tied them together effectively and had little to no presence of this "plot" that casual cry foul over. I think bandwagoners are just eager to find excuses to criticize something that's popular on /a/ and found the controversial format change as a convenient excuse to contrive opposition. The show was not flawless but it's last third is definitely not the damning flaw shitposters pretend it is.
>> No.55659  
Wow this picture has just changed my life. I'm gonna drop out of school, get /fit/ and become a smug police officer.
>> No.55666  
Hey, Patrice

If you happen to be reading this thread

I swear that I will make you pay for what you did to your little sister, all those years ago.

Watch your back.
>> No.55685  
Hi there my young fellow. How are you doing? It appears to me that you are, in fact, kind of displeased with the current situaton. What is it, that makes your life hard currently? Is it maybe a cause of the recent roasting of your jeromes that suddenly happened? I really have to say that this roasting was, without any doubt, the strongest since the year 2000 hoax. Do you have an idea why this waddling of your walters was so powerful? No? Well well well… I can for sure tell you the truth about this important event. It was ME who tricked you into this displeasement. I can hear your brain trying to comprehend how this is even possible. But, and I'm sure about this, you cannot comprehend of what happened to you because it is too complex. Even Zeus and Thor were struggling finding the right way in this gigantic and evil maze of trickery. It took me 1000 years to fully write my plan down, and another 1000 to understand it. The complexity is higher than that of a 14-dimensional dodecahedron. It all starts out with the day of this legendary ruse. The day of rusement was carefully planned and calculated on this exact day. The day where an astronomical constellation appears, that will never occur again in the next 3 eons. A constellation that generates an antimatter black hole. This sort of black hole doesn't suck matter. Antimatter black holes suck the "Well being" out of everyone. But did you see someone feeling bad today? Yes, my little fellow I created a lens that focus the power of the antimatter black hole directly on you. It took 300 years to create this extremely complex lens and I had to combine the power of the gods of Olympus to create it. But not enough with the rusement. As I'm not some novice ruseman, I have planned even more trickery sprinkled with lies and intention logical fallacies and a good portion of something you dislike seeing in your surroundings. With my ruseman instincts I already knew you were typing your response to the displeasing content you just saw. At the exact moment of sending your response you have started up the machine of displeasure and "not well being". A machine that once started cannot be stopped. Not by anyone. Not even Cthulhu himself. While your comment was traveling through the cyberspace you started feeling bad. Something in your brain was screaming but you just didn't know why. It was destiny that you fall for my trickery. Wit this message you are currently reading I am telling you something you should have thought before you were sending your comment to me. I am, in fact, A MASTER RUSEMAN GRADE 3. I was part of the ancient circle of master rusemen. I can see on your face, that you already knew this. A ruse this fantastic and gigantic cannot be done by some low grade rusenoob. Yes you have been RUSEDI by me. There were only one RUSEDI known to mankind until now. Can you imagine of how hard it is o do? Only two RUSEDIS were executed in the past…3…billion…years! Now you finally know about this unbearable discomfort you started feeling right when you got my response. The response, this message, reveals of what has been done. You… yeah YOU…. have been rused. You are powerless, you want to scream but you can;t. You just sit there in a mix of rage and helplessness. You want to find this guy, this MASTER RUSEMAN GRADE 3, and you want to kill him. But at the exact moment of thinking, you also realize that you will never be able to even come near such a powerful ruseman such as myself. This ruse has set me into a position higher than Hades. You think now you might come over this rumbling of your jordans. You think you can bear it, but my devilish plan goes far deeper. Now after you've already been rused to infinity this letter discomforts you to a new level of discomfort. In the moment you are reading what I wrote you realize how hard you have been bamboozled. I will tell you my story now. I don't know where I'm from, but I know I was the first to exist in my kind. I was alone but soon a few people followed. We made a circle called MASTER RUSEMEN. Only real MASTER RUSERS were allowed to join this exquisite circle. We agreed that we will never decide who is the best MASTER RUSEMAN. But after some time I found a way to lead my fellow comrades into a tricky situation. I claimed that I'm the best MASTER RUSEMAN in the circle. It didn't take long till everyones jacobs' were rommled. After they found out what exquisite trickery was played on them, they agreed to give the one who caused this discomfort the title GOD OF RUSE. Now you realize what huge impact this ruse had. You never thought that you will be, in fact, rused from such a ruseful entity. Somehow you feel honored. Honored to get your gustavsons jingled by the master of all MASTER RUSEMEN. The rusement was too strong. Not even time itself could recover from the wounds this monumental trickery caused the Universe. I am, for my part, pretty proud of myself. Even I had my doubts if I could make a contrivance this huge and tricky. But I did it. I managed to create the most thoroughgoing RUSEDI. You have been rused by me, the ONE AND ONLY! Even after 100 years you will still remember this day. The day of THE ruse. The day the GOD OF RUSE personally made a statement, to intentionally discomfort YOU. SONGS WILL BE WRITTEN ON THIS MASTERFUL RUSE. AND I HOLD NO REMORSE OR REGRET FOR I AM AND ALWAYS SHALL BE THE GOD OF RUSE.
>> No.55703  
The only VN I have and will ever play. But it was amazing, 100% it. Really impressed me. It's hard to contrast other projects that were made on a community level that's similar to it.
>> No.55705  
Not answering my question. How do you think a girl that will not only be cool with you wasting time on a game in front of her face, but will ALSO bring you food during it! If I was a girl game nerds that play games all day would be a major turn off. Pretty sure it would be for me if I was a woman. That's why I never bring my lifestyle up on dates.

I came up with a brilliant strategy that should make getting girls extremely easy I'm just extremely lazy. The yale psychology course I was watching was talking about how similarities are really and truly what drives connection and liking. So, I'm thinking about googling the shows on netflix that are the most watched by and popular with women. Then binge watch all these shows instead of binge play this game. Then study other topics women are conditioned with. Like study feminism and pretend like states real issues. Women are pretty spoiled and narcisstic, so sucking up to them in a subtle non-self devaluing way and faking interest in things they care about seems like the most sure fire way to get them.

That plan seems almost guaranteed to work on someone. If I become interested in the exact same things most girls are interested in. Like a reverse gamer girl. I'm not super ugly. Pretty decent looking. So, it's all just a matter of if its worth it at all to begin with to maintain this inflated perception because of course they can never find out or know.

That or just buy some black market viagra. My doctor said I'm too young to have that problem. That's probably half the reason. Might have saved some relationships if I wasn't broken. So, creating liking is basically my only option. Can't just rely on my looks or body to do the work for me. Or maybe just plan on making a lot of money and buying women's affectionate, but I'm not a very likeable/ personable person. I don't like or enjoy having to be emotional and trying to relate.

Another thing is that I LIKE being single. I get a great deal of satisfaction from being alone and by myself. Not being accountable to anyway. Getting to live my life anyway I want even if it means doing nothing but pleasuring and entertaining myself all day? It's every guys dream! Why WOULD I want to give this all up or a real life girl that I'm physically too numb to feel and that annoy me greatly more often than not? In my personal cost benefit analysis it seems just barely worth it, and only if its convenient even then. If it feels like work? Well my tolerance is incredibly low for that when my life is so easy and pleasing otherwise and normally.
>> No.55707  
>I knew a guy who shot a little girl in iraq because she was advancing toward them with a suicide vest and a cell phone. Should he have let her blow them up simply because she didn't have a choice?
He shouldn't have signed his life away to fight for statism and become a state sponsored murderer in the first place.
>> No.55708  

She chose to put on the vest in the first place. She was going to die anyway.
And by that, I mean she (and her family) would have been killed if she didn't agree to be a suicide bomber.
She chose to die as a heathen violating the first golden rule: THOU SHALT NOT KILL.
She was lucky to die a quick and painless death by firing squad. She deserved to be stoned or immolated.
>> No.55713  
It's about a bounty hunter named Wayne W. Gretzky (No Relation) that hunts strange chitinous monsters to harvest their venom sacs to sell to drug dealers who synthesize a hallucinogenic called "Skipper Rosin" to sell in the last city in earth, Big Money City, after a plague called the New Anthrax wipes out humanity.

No joke.
>> No.55715  
It is pedophilia without feeling creepy. Because older women fucking young boys cannot be pedophiles.
>> No.55719  
Beware of the cats. It is the best rape scene Ive ever seen. Was a 70s TV movie would you believe.
>> No.55720  
I mean the getting sodomized with scissors is pretty hot.
Honestly if this happened to me I'd be pissed off they did it while I was unconscious. Like, fuck you, three hot chicks decide to go all scissors-in-the-bum femdom rapists on me and I don't even get to experience it? No, if you're gonna rape me I better be awake.
>> No.55728  
Dude my first job as a teenager was cleaning the bathrooms in a nightclub.

I'm not going to lie, the men's room was a disaster but the women turned filth into an art form.
The best thing I saw was an overweight gal that had gone into he handicapped stall.
She flipped the tampon bin upside down and used it as a table so she could enjoy, the full chicken dinner and bottle of wine she had snuck in with her.
I know this because after finishing the wine she fell asleep on the toilet and shit herself, we had to take the door off the hinges to get her out.
>> No.55731  
sometimes at my gym they have a lady janitor working (during off hours when its not busy)

she has to clean the men's room. I always make sure to be fully nude when shes there
>> No.55733  
You've all been playing checkers, but I've been playing chess the whole time.
>> No.55758  
Generally a case of the minority ruining it for the majority. Because of that very small number who would take advantage of situations like that to cop a feel, it essentially resulted in hard ball regulations coming in, especially if you are a male teacher with female students.

This of course means that your word is generally not counted if you are accused of something by staff or students. A teacher at my old school was accused of sexual harassment by a student who later revealed she faked it because he failed her for a big test. Despite this he did not get his teaching licence back.

At another school a female student found out a grandparent died over the phone during lunch, was understandably distraught and her homeroom teacher gave her a hug to console her, was reported for it by another staff member and fired.

Shit like that can even get you on the sexual offence/ pedo list, so it means you have to be impersonal with the students to a decent degree.

Its such a crock of shit and makes having a positive teacher-student relationship where you try to foster learning/ engagement in the classroom so much harder
>> No.55760  
One of the reasons why major state-building civilizations (at least as non-Africans would recognize it) never endured over a long period of time in Africa is because of its frequent, rapid, and somewhat unpredictable climate shifts. Every couple of centuries, weather patterns will change all across the continent of Africa, and regions that were previously lush and fertile would suddenly become very barren and arid, basically nuking whatever major empires existed there (unless you lucked out and controlled salt mines, which was the currency of Africa for literally thousands of years). We're talking climate shifts occurring every 200-500 years, and massive weather shifts changing over the course of a single generation at the slowest.

This unpredictability has HUGELY impacted Africa state-building and most importantly agricultural techniques. Unlike Europeans, Asians, and even New World civilizations, Africans simply could not afford to run the risk of "innovation" of new techniques, because if it failed literally everybody would die. You stuck with what you KNEW was going to work, even if it was inefficient, because you KNEW you would get at least some crops out of it (It also did not help that a significant portion of arable land was populated with the deadly Tseste fly, and still is to a lesser degree today). As such, innovation was a MASSIVE risk to any society, and major changes typically only occurred in stable regions like the Great Lakes where relative continuity enabled individuals to branch out without fear of horrific failure.
>> No.55763  
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/ksg/ - Katawa Shoujo General: Katawa Shoujo General #3258 Back on Track Edition
>> No.55765  
I'd like to find out if mutual real-life love can compare to the beauty of fictional love, which is the most beautiful thing there is. I get the feeling it can't, but I think it would at least be worth giving a chance.

I've only ever really been in love once, and it certainly was a special feeling, one that I would like to experience again and one that made it obvious that all of the feelings I had ever had for girls before or after that were completely superficial. Unfortunately I was too socially retarded to realize at the time that she most likely also had feelings for me, and too much of a coward to act even if I had known. I feel like I lost my only chance because now I'm a just a lolicon who spends his days fapping to eroge, and I doubt any girl could ever love me.

That was kind of a rambling post but to put it simply I'm too much of a romantic to give up on love but also too much of a romantic to probably ever be satisfied by real life love.
>> No.55775  
The Elite are all about transcendence and living forever and the secrets of the universe and they want to know all this; some are good, some are bad, some are mixed. But, the good ones don’t ever want to organise, the bad instead are the ones that organise, because they lust after power. Powerful consciences don’t want to dominate other people, they want to empower them, so they don’t tend to get together until things are really late in the game, then they come together. Evil is always defeated, because good is so much stronger. And, we’re on this planet and Einstein’s physics showed it, Maxwell’s physics showed it, all of it, that there is at least twelve dimensions, and now that’s why all the top scientist and billionaires are coming out saying it’s a false hologram, it is artificial. The computers are scanning it and finding tensions points where it is artificially projected and gravity is bleeding in to this universe, that’s what they call dark matter. So, we’re like a thought or a dream that’s like a wisp in some computer program, some god’s mind, whatever. They’re proving it all, it’s all coming out. Now, there’s like this sub transmission zone below the third dimension that’s just turned over the most horrible things, which is what it resonates to, and it’s trying to get up into the third dimension, that’s just a basic level consciousness to launch into the next levels. And our species is already way up to the fifth, sixth dimension consciously, our best people. But there is this big war trying to like, basically destroy humanity, because humanity has free will, and there is a decision to which level we want to go to. We have free will, so evils will have to contend, not just good. And the Elites themselves believe they’re racing, using human technology to try to take our best minds, and build some type of breakaway civilization where they’re going to merge with machines, transcend and break away from the failed species that is man, which is kind of like a false transmission because they’re thinking what they are as ugly and bad, projecting on to themselves instead of believing, no it’s a human test about building us up, and so, Google set up eighteen, nineteen years ago. I knew about this before it was declassified, I’m just saying I have good sources. They want to build a giant artificial system, and Google believes the first artificial intelligence will be a supercomputer based on the neuron activities of the hive mind of humanity with billions of people wired into the internet exchange (holy shit), and so all of our thoughts go into it, and we’re actually building a computer that has real neurons in real time that’s also psychically connected to us, that are organic creatures so that they will have current prediction powers, future prediction powers, a true crystal ball. But the big secret is, once you have a crystal ball and know the future, you can add stimuli beforehand and make decisions that can control the future. And so then, it’s the end of consciousness and freewill for individuals as we know, and a true two-point-o, in a very bad way, hive mind consciousness with an A.I jacked into everyone, knowing our hopes and dreams, delivering it to us, not in some PKD wire head system, where we plug in and give up our consciousness because of unlimited pleasure, but because we were already wired in and absorbed before we knew it by giving over our consciousness to this system our daily decisions that it was able to manipulate and control into a larger system. There’s now a human counterstrike taking place to shut this up before it gets fully into place and to block these systems, and to try and have an actual debate about where humanity goes, and cut off the paedophiles and psychic vampires that are controlling this A.I system before humanity is destroyed. The paedophiles, at whatever level, they rule the devil, whatever you want to call, this interdimensional thing, which gives them advanced off world technology, the fallen one, that’s out of this world, is giving them advanced knowledge on how to construct these systems that have already been used before on other populations. That’s Satan. Satan became something, that you know, the stupid preacher tells you about, who’s totally controlled or something you read about in the news or TV, but this is an interdimensional force that wants to influence us to build something that absorbs us and kills us, rather than the divine free will we are given to build something much better and empowers the species so the species is now making a decision about its entire future. I know from looking at all the data, researching it, studying it, watching the enemy, that’s the big decision that humanity has now got before us.
>> No.55788  
Why shouldn't I? Contrary to what hugbox dwellers here will tell you, there *is* a right and wrong way to play roleplaying games. And forcing your sexually deviant "I wanna be a girl" fetish on your friends who are trying to tell a believable story gets in the way of that. You can have a wank before the session, not spend 200 hours pretending to be a girl so you can get off. Is this the state of the hobby now? Is this what Pathfinder has done to the average TTRPG player? Turned them into thinking that it's perfectly fine to insert this kind of shit into games? There was a time when everyone played their own gender and no one batted an eyelid, dudes wanting to play as girls only started with Pathfinder. Now I'm either /pol/ or some kind of other boogieman of the month for trying to make my games immersive. Fucking ridiculous.

I'm already suspending disbelief at the 90lb scrawny dude being a 25 STR barbarian, or the greasy neckbeard being the fantasy equivalent of James Bond. But no way in hell am I going to sit there and listen to a male voice narrate himself as "she" or try to put on a horrendous girly voice for hundreds of hours. There are trillions of characters for him to play as that are male, if his super original character concept works as a female, it would damn sure work as a male.
>> No.55792  
further proof that /pol/ is populated by closeted homosexuals
>> No.55796  
Forums > Members Lounge > I May Be Going To Prison For A Few Years And I'm Worried About Losing My Empornium Membership
>> No.55797  
It's the same thing every night. Corner table- gin real dry. I watch you through through the last call until you're gone with no trace at all. Where will you go? Who will you see? Or are you home dreaming of me? Till moonlight cracks through your window and the pattern repeats. I can be more than a dream But rather all that you see. Bring me the flesh and blood in the lines between. Out there it seems cruel cold and bleak. But here with me the tides will roll to your feet. Lights go down. Set the stage lights go down. There's only you I can see in this crowd.
>> No.55801  
“Of course the people don’t want war. But after all, it’s the leaders of the country who determine the policy, and it’s always a simple matter to drag the people along whether it’s a democracy, a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism, and exposing the country to greater danger.”

— Herman Goering at the Nuremberg trials
>> No.55806  
On the verge of getting to the the ‘Radiance of Youth’, Hayato Kinnai was transported to a ‘Different World’.

Before his eyes, there was a tender ‘Snow White Princess’ which was like a Goddess, who taught Hayato about the world……the next morning, the ‘Snow White Princess’ was kidnapped by a ‘Woman Demon King, who was in the high position of command in this different world.

Hayato made up his mind to save the princess. Obtained a magic book from the God which descended from the sky, he made full use of the magic to ‘Copy The Ability of the Partner whom you have sexual intrercourse with’ and ‘Big Penis’ , and then he went to the Demon King’s Capital―

……Incidentally, all the women’s vaginas of this ‘Different World’ are ‘Little Girl P*ssy’.

……And also in this connection, an average male’s penis in this ‘Different World’ is five to six centimeters.
Associated Names
Kyonkon na Ore ga Rori ma●ko Bishoujo wo Okashite Kopitte, Ohime-sama wo Torimodosu Isekai Tan
Taking back the Princess in the Different World, I Raped Little Girls P*ssy With My Big D*ck
>> No.55810  
As if summoned from HGC itself, AKA entered the room with a god-like demeanor that rivaled even the god of thunder himself. “I see you’re all practicing without me” AKA said coldly. “aka…” Equinox exhaled. Without a moment’s hesitation, AKA took off his pants to reveal a BFG. “Let me show you guys my aggressive play style” he said slyly. AKA walked slowly over to where Nightmare was exploring Equinox's Black Heart's Bay. “Stefen” Nightmare panted between heaves “err….AKA Daddy…can you show me your explosive GP burst?” “If by GP you mean Giant-Penis, then yes, I can” AKA chortled. AKA licked Equinox's ear and whispered softly “You’re relieved of your duties, brave soldier. You need more spell armor to handle what’s coming next.” As he slammed his purifier beam into Equinox's fanny, Equinox shrilled at the top of his lungs as he clung to consciousness from both the pain and sweet, sweet, pleasure his precious behind was experiencing. AKA was approaching climax quickly from Equinox’s supple hiney. “AKA-daddy, I knew when I joined GFE again that only you could calm my never ending rage” Equinox wheezed. Just as he finished that very sentence, AKA unleashed his ultimate, which had the force of a thousand white hot suns crashing into Earth. AKA's load missed Equinox, blasting GeneralClean and Artemis with such force that they collided with Nightmare who was several feet away. “It feels good to finally practice as a team” AKA said as he caressed Equinox gently in his arms. He finished by whispering into everyone's ear one by one "ill carry you"
>> No.55813  
To get the dildo option in the flash you may have to right-click and play. She breathes heavily in it and naturally there's a dickgirl option (and it's of course a huge dick).
>> No.55814  
Felt my blood pressure rise as you said that, instant fever boy. Come try that shit here in canada, you target pussy states with less guns, come try that in texas or my city edmonton. I got an army of Well, every male i ever known and could potentially recruit 200 thousand, but realistically i could inspire roughly 50 thousand albertans to take up arms if you provoke us. Push it to the limit bro, its fun.
>> No.55827  
The woman urinals probably have something that says "psst, we told your guys to act romantic, so act suprised"
>> No.55837  
JD - Joshi daigakusei - College girl
JK - Joshi kousei - High school girl
JC - Joshi chuugakusei - Middle school girl
JS - Joshi shougakusei - Elementary school girl
JY - Joshi youchienji - Kindergarten girl
JH - Joshi hoikuenji - Nursery school girl
JN - Joshi nyuuji - Infant girl
JT - Joshi taiji - Fetus girl
JJ - Joshi juseiran - Fertilized egg girl
>> No.55843  
Truth of the matter is, that the majority of people here would NEVER be wizards, it's literally like Coding, except the code has such significance, it has to be memetically manually repeated, because executing a line of Code, immediately delete the whole thing from your memory, because this is how the weave works or some shit.

We'd all be Clerics and Wis-based classes, Especially Clerics, Waifufags could literally FLOOD the Upper and Lowers Planes with Deities they Make from their sheer faith and dedication to their Waifus, We'd have endless Touhou Jihad in the Blood war, and Not the Devils, Yugoloths, or Demons would know what the bloody fuck is going on when a level 20 cleric with Green hair, red eyes, and Domains never heard of before starts growing Flowers everywhere on the Abyss.

This is of course, provided we don't die in the second of entering the D&D cosmlogy for a large expansive number of reasons, namely pertaining to the sheer amount of deadly non-plausible wildlife that if ever coded into a game, for say example TESIV oblivion, would result in an encounter every other second as a part of an effective simulation, even with things like active road patrols, people travelling, Caravans, factions etc... Trust me, NOWHERE would be safe.

Wanna sleep in D&D?
Dream Larvae/Demiplane of Nightmare/The Far Realm Leaking into the former causing them to manifest as even more warped organism versions of themselves in Far realm incursions that occur in certain locations/Tharizdun whispering to you/Large number of Freddy krueger Esque nasties out for you/The shitloads of Vampire types that exist.

Then, every inch of treehugger logic nature wants you dead/Risk of ending up in a feyzone/Risk bandits/Risk of horrible amalgamate magical creatures relased into the wild/

Then there's the weather.
Arcane storms, The Black rain, (literally a fucking weather effect that fucks Divine Spellcasters up the ass rendering them useless) Imagine the flora and fauna
>> No.55853  
neps were made to be loved by the fans.

I treasure all the time I spend with nep-nep. She's not just masturbation fuel for me.

Feel free to think what you want, though.
>> No.55856  
i moved in with my parents to take care of them while they have Alzheimer's, so whenever I buy myself a game with their credit card, I tell them it was a birthday present they got for me
>> No.55864  
Whatever, OP, just hear me out, okay? It's not really related to this thread, but hear me out anyways.
I went to Yoshinoya the other day. Yeah, you heard me, Yoshinoya.
Well, the place was crammed full of people and I couldn't find a seat.
So I look around and there's some stupid banner announcing "150 YEN OFF!"
What the hell are they thinking?
Don't come to Yoshinoya for the sake of 150 yen, you idiots.
One freaking fifty, for crying out loud...
There's even a whole family over there. All out for some Yoshinoya, huh? Fucking great.
"Okay, Daddy's gonna order the extra-large!" God, it's pathetic.
I'll give you 150 yen to get out of that damn seat.
Yoshinoya should be a brutal place.
The tense atmosphere, where the guy on the other side of the U-shaped table would start a fight soon as look at ya.
That stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children can bugger off home.
Anyways, I was finally about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-large, with extra sauce"
>> No.55868  
I remember watching this with my gf at the time and she fell asleep. I grabbed her sleeping hand and put it on my dick and made her stroke it. same thing during Pacific Rim
I just have a sleeping fetish and its much hotter if I use them like that rather than receiving a handjob
>> No.55869  
You may be a faggot or a tranny.

Actually, those are both faggots, but it's 2017.

How I wish I could look like a qt girl...
>> No.55873  
I'm sorry, but no. Kyouko belongs with Yui and there is no other way of looking at it. Ayano can be Kyouko's (or vice versa) passing fancy for a while, but ultimately Yui/Kyouko is embedded in Natural Law.

Ayano doesn't know shit about Kyouko: they only went to the movies like twice together and otherwise they have hardly ever interacted in any meaningful way. Ayano's attraction to Kyouko is a childish infatuation with an ideal based on extremely limited knowledge and experience (getting beaten by someone in exams is not a reason to fall in love).
Likewise Kyouko acts significantly more reserved with Ayano than she does, say, with Yui, also because she doesn't really know her. She may like her a little, but I don't see Kyouko looking at Ayano as anything more than a friend.

Ayano has never seen Kyouko get angry or depressed, nor has she ever been with Kyouko in an actual high stress situation or any other situation that leads to solid bonding (all of which Yui has exhaustive experience with). All it takes is for Ayano to catch a few glimpses of the actual Kyouko for her infatuation to begin crumbling fast.
I believe Kyouko perceives this somewhat which is why she holds herself back a little with Ayano and acts a little "cooler' than usual.
Ayano's tsundere personality doesn't help her here. Tsundere works in scenarios like Toradora (not yuri, I know), where the pair actually lives together, or in an incest scenario, or at least when they're forced to be in each other's proximity for a significant amount of time, like in the same class or in the same club. Kyouko has much more obvious alternatives to Ayano here.

Yui has been with Kyouko on a daily basis for ages: Kyouko cannot imagine life without Yui (cf. Kyouko's reaction to the very mention of the idea that Yui could leave the club), and has made innumerable rather forward sexual hints at Yui (bath scene, "Yui, pay attention to me" scene, "We're all alone at night" scene). Kyouko subsists to a significant degree on food that Yui makes for her (I can't think of a more intimate anime concept than that) and stays over at Yui's house all the time. They joke about her living there.
Kyouko's sexual hints at Ayano? 0. Kyouko has been to Ayano's house once, or was it the other way round? Don't remember, nothing of note happened.
Yui and Kyouko know each other to the finest minutiae of their characters and accept, tolerate and forgive every fault and transgression (Yui does at least).

From an aesthetic point of view, the tsukkomi-boke Yui/Kyouko pairing is still better. One of Kyouko's most unique and intriguing features as a spontaneous sanguine-choleric is her masochism, which contrasts well with her initiative-taking, dominant organising side. Yui, on the other hand, otherwise inclined towards a tomboyish, independent mode of self-expression, is forced to assume the nurturing feminine role when Kyouko fucks up. As a natural phlegmatic/sanguine, she is also often forced to show a more choleric side when Kyouko, governed by her masochism, provokes Yui to punish her.
All this means that we see the personalities of the two girls blossom quite fully into a rather rich bouquet of contrasting attributes and modes of interaction within this pairing.
>> No.55874  
That was hands down the dumbest thing I've read all month. Nice job
>> No.55896  
Voyager, in case it's ever encountered by extra-terrestrials, s carrying photos of life on Earth, greetings in 55 languages and a collection of music from Gregorian chants to Chuck Berry. Including "Dark Was The Night, Cold Was The Ground" by '20s bluesman Blind Willie Johnson, whose stepmother blinded him when he was seven by throwing lye in is his eyes after his father had beat her for being with another man. He died, penniless, of pneumonia after sleeping bundled in wet newspapers in the ruins of his house that burned down. But his music just left the solar system.
>> No.55905  
Idol Jihen is, imho, a post feminist anime. I use this word to define the idea of women being better than males but smart enough to not tell this to the male. They use the ignorance of the male, who believes to be in control, as another tool. This is an important element in the female vengeance/violence genre. The difference is that now the struggle is completely political, unlike say Lady Snowblood 2 where she kills nationalists not because she's anti-nationalist because they fucked with her. Now the fight is against a party, not an individual. This is a relevant progression for the genre.
To this there is connected a second message: the mass is shit. Ignorante, stupid, disgusting, and so on. In the 8th episodde we saw the same people that were opposed to the stadium for ambietalist reasons get mad when the stadium isn't built anymore because now they were going to lose progits. The mass, presented as made of mostly by males, is something you can only use, you can't trust them. From this it follows the absurdist-realistic idea of their world, where people vote according to songs. This attacks democracy, but never to the point of saying it's wrong, simply flawed. We saw also a negative view of violence, the Cherry 7 were using weapons to defend the Gourai party against the power of love and friendship.
The worker is not glorified, he's the definition of the brute.

From these the idead of the good guys party are built: economically they take a third view between capitalism and comunism, here there is no central authority but the priority of the individual (not the state) is the comunity, not making money.
The characters are feminists. The women here fight to be able to decide if they want to work. We saw this both in episode whatever, where we also see the kids (this is important) fight, and with Shizuka, where she goes against her father's wishes. And what is her father if not the patriarchy? It is important to notice that the bad guy in the kids/mums episode was not a cartoon villain. Everything he said had a solid logic to it, with which you could agree. Idol Jihen is not strawmaning, it doesn't want to, it attacks what is actually some people think.

This anime doesn't want to attack males because they are male, they are attacked when they are wrong. The girls' party has a male member. We are told that some younger members of the Gourai part agrees with the girls. In general, the positive male figure will be below the woman, he knows, accept, and likes this.
It's important these males are young. It's not coincidence that the only woman of the bad party we see is old. The complete message here is a struggle between the old patriarchy made of fathers and a new youhg matriarchy supported by the kids as well. We see this in episode 11 where we are shown the mc dancing. These scene, exaggerated on purpose, is there to show us what we were told before about the idols being tehe light of the world. I don't know if you know Bocca di Rosa, but it reminded me of that a lot.

There are then the positions taken by the anime. "Hammer the nail that sticks out" is seen as childish and negative. The girls, all from different sub-cultures (space nerd, gyarus, etc.), are all friends. Kinda like Senran Kagura's "Where good accepts few, evil accepts all". It's normal people who don't like different people. And who are the normals doing? they make fun of girls for silly things, complete bullshit, stereotypes, and so on. There is also an evident dislike for the media, for the press.
When Gourai's boss tells you that he wants to ban idol politicians because you can't do two things at once, the anime takes the other position. Politics is then something that you do as a second job. It follows a responsibilization of the citizen, who now is aware that he could, and thus should, be the one involved in politics instead of letting a politician do it for him. A democracy even more total than the greek one. Everything is narrated in a way that makes you forget all of this started as a fight against corruption, and now you focus only on the idols fate. You, the viewer, is then the same as the dumb male that is part of the mass and you should feel bad. The last episode remarks that the big bad actually believes in democracy. He may tell his own side of the truth, but he actually accept what people decide. What do we get them from an anime where the mass, the police, and powerful politicians managed to defeat democracy, letting the illegal, extra parlamentar, idols to perform?
And why was is it presented a good thing? the answer here is obvious, it's because you the viewer were part of the crowd that let the idols march against the wishes of the population, of the milions who voted in peace. And as such, you are biased and blinded, to you what mattered was letting your rulers I mean cute idols win.
>> No.55919  
Those angels came down and mated with humans. They had sick, twisted, unnatural sexual desires and their offspring were violent, sick, hybrid humans. Now, with many other biblical historical events, we have physical archeological evidence of the Nephilim. I'm just surprised their remains weren't located sooner.

Today, those same angels are confined to the earth and they get off on sick, unnatural sex acts, which is why it's so prevalent on earth now. Yes, the flood set a precedent that God does intervene in earths affair's. And he will again. (Zeph 1:14-18)
>> No.55920  
i love songs without words they leave it up to your imagination. i imagined a soldier dying in battle before his friends eyes im not sure why i thought of that though im 14 so i have never been in the military
>> No.55921  
you fucks need killed
>> No.55925  
A whole heap of my sigs unit was deeply into MTG to the point the filthy degenerates would hunt down boxes of cards instead of getting wildly drunk and locked up in jail while on leave like normal people.
Part of that was my fault for locking them up in a dark room full of flashing lights and white noise, but I'm not taking all the responsibility.

I have also heard someone yell 'blood for the blood god!' on enemy contact, no fucking idea who but they where americans.
>> No.55926  
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Soldiers have survived being blown in half and left in the field for days because they got colonised by maggots and the maggots ate all the dead flesh, thereby preventing infection, necrosis, gangrene, ect. Praise the maggots.

During World War I, William S. Baer, an orthopedic surgeon, recognized on the battlefield the efficacy of maggot colonization for healing wounds. He observed one soldier left for several days on the battlefield who had sustained compound fractures of the femur and large flesh wounds of the abdomen and scrotum. When the soldier arrived at the hospital, he had no signs of fever despite the serious nature of his injuries and his prolonged exposure to the elements without food or water. When his clothes were removed, it was seen that "thousands and thousands of maggots filled the entire wounded area." To Dr. Baer's surprise, when these maggots were removed "there was practically no bare bone to be seen and the internal structure of the wounded bone as well as the surrounding parts was entirely covered with most beautiful pink tissue that one could imagine." This case took place at a time when the death rate for compound fractures of the femur was about 75–80%.
>> No.55937  
I have never sexualized K-ons but one time I had a very vivid dream where the five of them tied me up and had their way with me, it was fucking horrible because I had literally never lewded any of them before and my subconscious basically raped me
>> No.55940  
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Rating: Nope

In an era plagued by mediocre fantasy high school stories and tepid reverse harems, I suppose it's not a bad thing to occasionally be reminded that things could be much, much worse.

They were worse, back in the Dark Years. When the original Oreimo was a reigning hit, we'd often be blessed with productions riffing on the “I want to have sex with my little sister” craze. That fever has died down in the larger community, but apparently Oreimo's own author has never lost his passion. And so today we receive Eromanga Sensei, a show which is… basically just Oreimo, all over again.

Like Oreimo, Eromanga Sensei's production values are actually quite solid. There's a fair amount of fluid animation here, the character designs are attractive, and the direction is perfectly competent. In terms of the anime production's execution, there's not much to complain about.

Unfortunately, also like Oreimo, all of that aesthetic strength is being aimed at precisely one core goal: presenting softcore erotica for little sister enthusiasts. If you're not here for long, leering shots of the show's extremely young-looking little sister, there's very little else to be here for. The relationship between little sis Sagiri and teen author Izumi is so directly predicated on creating semi-romantic, tsun-tsun exchanges that pretty much nothing outside of the show's fetish appeal really lands.

There are gestures towards how the two of them attempted to deal with their parents' absence, but those moments are framed in such a generally skeevy visual and conversational context that it's impossible to invest in them. Major elements of this show even feel like a further distillation of the “I want a romantic object who needs me to take care of her and will never leave me” appeal of little sisters, like how Sagiri never leaves her room and relies on Izumi to feed her. Eromanga Sensei is smut first, everything else distant second.

As someone with two actual little sisters, there's basically nothing for me in this show, meaning this premiere was mostly just very dull. And even in a general context, this style of constant background fanservice, as opposed to either more direct or meaningfully sensual material, rubs me the wrong way. Solid visuals aside, your reaction to Eromanga Sensei will likely come down entirely to your interest in its capacity as fetish fuel - and for me, that is a solid Nope. Away with you, Eromanga Sensei.
>> No.55945  
The best part of each new season is seeing which problematic fetish ANN is outraged about this time. I have no idea why most of them even watch anime.
>> No.55953  
I can never decide about her face, her eyes are gorgeous but her mouth looks just like David Bowie's...
>> No.55961  
It’s not often I sink 120 hours into a game in just two weeks, and usually doing so feels like an absolute chore pushed through solely for work purposes. Honestly, I really didn’t mind spending almost all day, every day, for multiple weeks being a magic Japanese school boy.
>> No.56019  
Yep. Me too. Finally got a Switch a couple of weeks ago and felt like I won a damn lottery. A lottery where I get to pay $300.
>> No.56020  
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*The base is made with strong material, but please consider that the buttocks alone weigh 2.4kg, therefore it's dangerous to carry the item holding it from the base. Please hold it firmly when you carry it around.
*If you use it as a mouse pad your elbow will be placed too high and your hand will not reach the mouse properly. It's very tiring.
>> No.56024  
The material composition or geocultural origin must be specified when discussing noodles.
>> No.56028  
oh, the sperm have entered the egg-house, babies for sure.......
>> No.56038  
65 million years ago a mighty tyrannosaurus, long in tooth and claw, quilted with scars from innumerable battles, skin a pallid grey after decades of a long and proud life spent ruling all he surveyed, fin all laid down his head for the last time. He twisted his eye up towards the ancient sky above him and passed quietly away as he stared at its banner of twinkling stars.

The earth swallowed up his mighty corpse and it was drawn deep into the fiery bowels of stone. Unfathomable pressure and unimaginable heat pressed in from all around, and over the mellinia the mighty beast was twisted and transformed, the great bulk of his muscled form transmuted by the crushing fire beneath us into a refined and distilled solid concentration of the power hidden within.

In the modern era there are new lords of the earth. Creatures that rule all they survey not by right of their fearsome strength, but by dint of their wondrous machines and vast organizations. These creatures tore open the ribs of the very planet that gave them life to extract that congealed essence of the titan who teed these lands long before. It would be cast into the fires of their industry, used to call forth the power of lightning, once the domain of the gods, but now merely the blood of their vast army of machines.

And you used that electricity to make this fucking post.
>> No.56058  
Has anyone figured out the context of this photo?
In the behind him we can see some kind of round table and a metal chair, with some leaves in the background. The roof seems to be an awning of some sort. Based on this information I conclude that he is taking a photo of himself while standing in the patio of a restaurant or cafe.

The colorful design on his hat defies analysis.
>> No.56082  
After looking for this source for quite a while (I can't stand not being able to find the source of a picture once I've put my mind of it), I think I came to a possible origin, although it's not a really satisfactory one.
Apparently, the author is called "dd", as stated here (guro warning): ryona2.x.fc2.com/ryonahokan2/html/sakusya01/dd_1.html
He has done 5 pictures for that BBS in the domain ryona.x.fc2.com; the nº 6210, 6220, 6553, 6557 and 6562. Three of them are from Dragon's Crown, two of them are from Resident Evil 6.
The parent index for that gallery seems to be here: ryona2.x.fc2.com/ryonahokan2/html/index.html
And his pictures are found in this two places: ryona2.x.fc2.com/ryonahok...l01/ryona2-6201-6250.html and ryona2.x.fc2.com/ryonahok...l01/ryona2-6551-6600.html
If you click over the author's name (in yellow) you are derived to the first link, where you can find the 5 pics; although funnily enough, in the three Dragon's Crown pictures is listed as 桃.
So that's it. Perhaps he simply posts his art only in that BBS and has only those 5 pictures, there's no hint in the comments of the pictures that he would have any kind of other website to post them (or maybe he does, who knows).
>> No.56084  
Phew! Ever since Akio got a bigger role... well, ever since episode 33, "The Prince Who Runs Through the Night", I've been an empty shell... Sigh...
I mean... that dark man did THAT to my Utena-sama! Utena-sama isn't a virgin anymore! (sob) And she's only in her second year of junior high... (dead) When I make copies of episode 33 for friends, I always turn the picture off. I never want to see it again.
I hate Utena-sama now!! She's not noble anymore! (sob) And I want to kill Akio, from the bottom of my heart. If someone from Be-Papas were standing here before me, I'd like to grab them by the collar and shout, "What the heck are you doing?!!"
I mean, when I was watching epsiode 33, I could see that Utena-sama was talking to someone. But who? I thought. It didn't look like it was Himemiya... She was talking casually, so it couldn't be Akio... A school trip? Huh? What? Wait, could this be A VIRTUAL CONVERSATION?! It's me? She's talking to me? Oh, I see! She's talking to the audience!! Oh, my <3 This is great, Be-Papas!!
That was what I thought. Gazing at Utena in profile, and the back of her head as she lay in bed, and all that, I thought to myself, "Ah, Utena-sama is speaking to me! <3 This is bliss <3" I was so into it. And then, suddenly, the camera made it look like I was on top of Utena-sama!! Huh?! Hey, is this for real?! Oh, geez! I'm so d-a-r-i-n-g! <3 Huh? No way! Is this really happening? /// Oh, my! <3 I'm doing this with Utena-sama? <3 Squee! <3 ...
Well, I really did think all that. And then in the last scene, I finally realized what was going on. "My hands aren't this big! My skin isn't this dark! (sob)" ...Akio, you bastard! You put your dirty penis--the one you shoved up Touga's butt--in Utena-sama!
So I couldn't concentrate on anything for a while. And the cold I caught in March got a LOT worse.
Utena-sama was quickly becoming an awful person, too. I started to dread Wednesdays. I couldn't take any more. "Don't make me hate Utena-sama even more..." I pleaded. Sigh...
>> No.56085  
Firstly, I want to clarify the methodological aspects of my future writing.That is to say, I will
elucidate the way in wich I will aproach this philosophical problem. In the begining I want to state the
fact that I am an expononent of the so called philosophical analysis, as we can find it predominantely and
eminamentely in the analytic trradition. Of course, there are metaphilosophical asumptions in this
statement, i.e. the belief that we can gain insight by analysing concepts, by clarifing thier meaning and
the way they function in our belief system -e.g. conceptual analysis from G.E.Moore to Ernest Sosa.
So, the topic we are dealing with situates itself into the brach of pilosophy called epistemology.
Epistemology, generaly speaking, is the study (logos) of knowledge (episteme). Xenofan was the first to
make a terminological distinction between episteme and doxa. As doxa is a belief formed unreliably and
about the world of phenomena, episteme is the belief that instantiates into knwoledge. There was a long
tradition of thinking that we can derive the natural phenomena from some ultimate principles of reality.
This is the etymology of the word.
>> No.56088  
Habitat/Society: Foxwomen dwell in lonely woodlands far from humanoid communities. Their homes may be hidden cottages or comfortably furnished cave complexes; in either case their homes are filled with typical human comforts. Foxwomen are solitary in regard to their own kind. They are self-serving, vain, and hedonistic. Foxwomen serve their vanity by enslaving humanoid males. Those males become servants and companions.

Werefoxes do not keep dwarves, gnomes, or halflings; such males are slain quietly as soon as the opportunity arises.

Each foxwoman is always accompanied by 1d4+1 charmed males. At least one of the males is a fighter (70%) or ranger (30%) of level 1d4+1. There is a 50% chance that any one of the other males is also a fighter of level 1d4. There is a 10% chance that one of the remaining males is a cleric (10%), druid (45%), mage (10%), thief (25%), or some other class (10%) of level 1d4. Of her elven or half-elven companions, 25% are multi-class characters. All males who do not fit into any of the above categories are 0-level fighters and elves or half-elves of 1 Hit Die. The males may use such magical items as they possessed prior to being charmed into the foxwoman’s service.

Foxwomen are barren. They must kidnap or adopt their children. There is a 10% chance that a foxwoman has a “daughter”. The foxwoman has stolen an elven girl, infected her with lycanthropy, and is raising her as a foxwoman. Such a child is be 1d8+5 years old. If she is 12-13, she is treated the same as a normal foxwoman; otherwise she is a noncombatant.

Non-elven women who are afflicted with lycanthropy undergo a slow transformation that alters their normal form. Over a period of one to two years, such women turn into elven women; only their faces and odd marks (tattoos, birthmarks) provide faint proof of their old identities.
>> No.56090  
You sound like Steve. Who's Steve? He's this guy from my job, he's a dick. Basically, he just stands in front of the entrance all day, waiting for costumers to come in. Once they do, he greets them and says "enjoy your stay!" but then he looks over to me and winks. Like, why the fuck are you winking? Am I supposed to be impressed by your ability to greet customers? I mean... yeah, you said some words and smiled a bit... congrats? Look, I don't hate Steve, I just find him a bit strange, and each time I see him I feel like he's fucking with me. I don't mean his actions, I mean his entire existence. I sometimes wonder if God put Steve on this planet purely to force me into an existential crisis that will lead me out of this fucking dump. I don't know.
>> No.56110  
Every time I see a washing machine, a single tear rolls down my cheek. Damn you, Ever17.
>> No.56113  
詩編 84:7

>> No.56128  

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>> No.56135  
Traditional Seiyuu fan/seiota

Voice acting is the main thing that matters.

Personal life of the seiyuu isn't that important

Avoids using cute nicknames, just uses names

Show great disdain for koebuta as "ruining the fandom"

Seiyuu they like: Hayami Saori, Seto Asami, Nakahara Mai, Kugimiya Rie, and most seiyuu's who can do a good boyish voice


Physical appearance is a fair game. If she's cute, they can let other things slide

Personality is also important. Will praise a seiyuu for being clever, funny, cool on radio or variety programs

If they really like the character, they'll like the seiyuu by association regardless of how their performance was (see the seiyuu hosei effect)

They value the hard work that goes into the non-voice parts (dance practice, talking skill, dieting, image control)

They use nicknames, chan, tan, etc

Seiyuu they like: Ootsubo Yuka, Taketatsu Ayana, Ohashi Ayaka, Ogura Yui, 80% of Love Live cast
>> No.56136  
In the 1970s, a relatively popular alternative cancer treatment in the US was a specialized form of talk therapy, based on the idea that cancer was caused by a bad attitude.[188] People with a "cancer personality"—depressed, repressed, self-loathing and afraid to express their emotions—were believed to have manifested cancer through subconscious desire. Some psychotherapists said that treatment to change the patient's outlook on life would cure the cancer.[188] Among other effects, this belief allowed society to blame the victim for having caused the cancer (by "wanting" it) or having prevented its cure (by not becoming a sufficiently happy, fearless and loving person).[189] It also increased patients' anxiety, as they incorrectly believed that natural emotions of sadness, anger or fear shorten their lives.[189] The idea was ridiculed by Susan Sontag, who published Illness as Metaphor while recovering from treatment for breast cancer in 1978.[188] Although the original idea is now generally regarded as nonsense, the idea partly persists in a reduced form with a widespread, but incorrect, belief that deliberately cultivating a habit of positive thinking will increase survival.[189] This notion is particularly strong in breast cancer culture.[189]
>> No.56139  
The world record for erection was 1 hour 27 minutes.[4]

>> No.56144  
A kit made for injecting street drugs, notably opiates (note the promethazine and roxicodone tablets). Items listed clockwise starting from top: Hydrocodone/Homatropine syrup (intensifies opiate effects/remedy for "dope sickness"), Butane Lighter (used to heat up "cook" the concoction before filling syringe), Package of insulin syringes, bottle of Promethazine (opiate potentiator, alleviates "dope-sickness" (often cooked up with the drug being injected), Pocket knife (used to chop or "break up" drug into fine powder), oxycodone pills, individual 1 CC insulin syringes, individual roxicodone pill 15mg (left of quarter) and promethazine 50mg (right of quarter), Q-Tips (cotton used as a filter when filling syringe), Metal spoon (concoction is "cooked up" on spoon), latex glove (used as a tourniquet), Ethanol or Isopropyll alcohol (Used to clean skin and any surfaces the drug is to come in contact with) Note it is quite common for a drug injector to use a single needle repeatedly or share a needle with other users. It's also quite uncommon for a sterilizing agent such as alcohol to be used. Compare to this legitimate kit obtained through a needle-exchange program:
>> No.56154  
Trapdom's kinda like femdom...but even better since the girl has a penis.
>> No.56156  
When they first came, they promised “peace, prosperity and friendship.” Bah! Little did we know how addictive those $2 morsels were. I’ve seen family, friends rot away, lose all ambition except for earning their next paycheck - all in service of their voracious appetites for more. More of those damned burgers! Well I had enough. I had to free my people from bondage. That’s why I’m here. That’s why they want me.
I run my hands over the smooth curvature in my pocket. In it, a filedrive containing the ingredients for their patented cheap-n-chunky. For years our scientists were baffled at the chemical bonds and structures comprising a CnC burger, but no more. Once I get this information to my people, we shall be free.
For now, I am hiding, waiting for my informant. To take down the McRonald™ Conglomerate is not a task for one man. So I lay in wait. I dare not look out a window. I see their headlights cut through the night, and sometimes it enters the room. The way the light moves is methodical, surgical. Truly the mark of an elite McDeathSquad™ trooper.
>> No.56161  
Not much of a trap if you can see the dick, is it
>> No.56163  
Cobb County Police Officer T.T. Carroll: "You said you haven't had anything to drink tonight?"
Katelyn Ebner: "Not tonight, no."
Officer Carroll: "Not tonight, okay. One of the things we do is we ask people to blow through this thing, okay."

Katelyn Ebner crossed the center line, and got pulled over on the way home from work. She works in a bar, and does not drink while at work.

Officer Carroll: "Blow real hard, blow 'til I ask you to stop -- keep going, keep going -- you can stop. Okay."

No, she had not been drinking. All tests for alcohol came up empty. But the Cobb County police officer who pulled her over was not done yet.

Officer Carroll: "I'm going to ask you a question, okay? When was the last time you smoked marijuana?"
Katelyn Ebner: "Oh, I don't do that. I can give you a drug test right now."
Officer Carroll: "You don't smoke marijuana?"
Katelyn Ebner: "I do not, no."
Officer Carroll: "Okay. Well, you're showing me indicators that you have been smoking marijuana, okay?"

"I didn't realize that you could get arrested for something that you didn't do," Ebner told Keefe. "That never crossed my mind until it happened to me."

Officer Carroll: "Watch your wrists for me, I don't want to pinch you."
Katelyn Ebner: "I'm going to jail for marijuana?"
Officer Carroll: "No, ma'am -- not possession, unless I find any in your car. I believe you're impaired by the marijuana you've smoked."
Katelyn Ebner: "Okay, so when I do a drug test, I'll be free to go, correct?"
Officer Carroll: "You're going to jail, ma'am. Okay? I don't have a magical drug test that I can give you right now."
>> No.56169  
On July 28, 2006, Gibson was arrested by a deputy James Mee of the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department for driving under the influence (DUI) while speeding in his vehicle with an open container of alcohol, which is illegal in California. According to a 2011 article in Vanity Fair, Gibson first told the arresting officer, "My life is over. I'm fucked. Robyn's going to leave me."[185] According to the arrest report, Gibson exploded into an angry tirade when the arresting officer would not allow him to drive home. Gibson climaxed with the words, "Fucking Jews... the Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world. Are you a Jew?"[186][187] The arresting Sheriff's Deputy, James Mee, was Jewish.[188]
>> No.56196  
My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 14, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very strong sense of regret for never having done it, because your aim in CS:GO gave me cancer anyways.
>> No.56209  
I didn't know anyone under 20 with a cell phone until after graduating high school.
Most of the cars in the HS parking lot were beaters.
Lots of kids didn't even have a computer at home (I bought mine myself).
No one white listened to black music.
No one was openly gay.
I didn't realize Trans people existed outside new york/california/miami.
Never heard a girl call herself a feminist.
We watched the towers fall in world history class, live on tv.
>> No.56217  
Currently, the birthplace of Miyazaki has become demolished and vacant land, the buyer of the land for the influence of the incident is too large, no one appeared, have completely become a wasteland.
>> No.56238  
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>> No.56253  
I would never, under any circumstances, get a gaming tattoo.

You know that's really fucked up that "gamers" actually have tattoos like this.

You don't see movie buffs getting Star Wars tattoos, or trekkies getting tattoos of Admiral Ackbar.

Tattoos are supposed to have meaning.

When I was in the army, I didn't even think about getting a tattoo until near the end of my deployment. I've seen and done some horrible things in my life so when I came back to the states I did a lot of volunteer work which prompted me to get two tattoos of the words "angel" and "devil" in chinese on my left and right wrists so that I can remind myself that I am capable of doing both good and bad things.

10 years from now I'll look at my wrists and still have profound thoughts of what went through my mind the day I decided to get these tattoos but the idiots who got them because they like videogames will only see an outdated, obsolete franchise.
>> No.56270  
The only things Westerners know about Ethiopia are also Horsemen of the Apocalypse
>> No.56278  
Anonymous 12/05/05(Mon)12:22 No.227056

Shizuru pulled aside Natsuki's taught g-string, slowly ran her elegant fingers down and across Natsuki's smooth supple ass and stuck her sun tan lotion coated finger in Natsuki's anus to Natsuki's obvious enjoyment.

Ya know... If anyone's wondering.

Just FYI
>> No.56279  
It’s Time to Give Up on Facts
Or at least to temporarily lay them down in favor of a more useful weapon: emotions.
By Jess Zimmerman

Several years ago, when my last name was different and my politics were less entrenched, I worked for a nonpartisan fact-checking site. We analyzed falsehoods in political speeches and ads and email forwards: No, there won't be death panels. No, Sarah Palin didn't cut funding for special education. Yes, Obama was born in America. No, he wasn't in the video for “(Whoomp!) There It Is.” We called many of these “zombie rumors”—we would try to smack them down, but a few months later, there they would be again. Over the three years I worked there, more and more zombie rumors massed at our door. We just kept plugging away, calmly stating the facts, because that was our job, but inside our well-insulated office we were screaming. What was the point of working so tirelessly to uncover the truth when the falsehoods never died?

In fact, by trying to stem the tide of untruths, we were probably making everything worse. Repeating a falsehood, even as part of a meticulously researched article that debunks it, actually reinforces the falsehood; the human brain seems to experience fact-checking as a statement followed by a bunch of Charlie Brown teacher noises. We knew this even then: I can probably designate a Washington Post article about the lie-repetition phenomenon as my first “lol nothing matters” moment, six years before the phrase became a meme. My most memorable illustration of this concept was the time that someone emailed to ask about a rumor on Snopes.com, forwarding along the page. It said “FALSE” boldly at the top. The person had forgotten that part but remembered the claim.

In the years since that Post article, which discussed research stretching back to 1945, psychologists, linguists, and philosophers have continued to explore why and how our brains cling to lies. And all the while, those lie-loving brains have kept at it, allowing the stream of email rumors I dealt with a decade ago to metastasize into an entire fake news industry and eventually a White House that traffics in “alternative facts.” Now all of us, not just the fact-checkers, are faced with the challenge of trying to reckon with a dubious alternate reality filled with fraudulent voters, pizza-joint sex rings, and massacres in Bowling Green. As linguist George Lakoff was still trying to tell us even as of last month, the more we correct them, the more ingrained they get. And yet we’re still trying to fact-check our way out. It’s an impulse we just can’t seem to kick.

But it’s never going to work. Facts are not the opposite of lies. Indeed, to defeat lies, we may have to—temporarily, in a targeted way—give up on facts.

The thing is that trying to counter a lie with a fact is like trying to get a catchy tune out of your head by reading out loud from the dictionary. It doesn't matter which edition you use, or how many definitions you read, or how loudly you say them; when you stop, you'll still be thinking about Rick Astley. In fact, it's entirely possible you'll find yourself singing “now I'm gonna LOOK it UP, 'infrastructure' IS a NOUN, this is what it means: a ba-a-asic framework.” The fact does not unseat the lie, and the lie often just ends up deforming the facts.

You have that song stuck in your head now, and I’m sorry. But we can fix it. There are two surefire ways to get a tune out of your head, besides death: Replace it with a stickier tune, or replace it with a tune that is just catchy enough to knock it out but not catchy enough to stay with you for all time. (The song that works best for the latter is “Everybody to the Limit” by Strong Bad, just so you know.) By the same token, even though you can’t dislodge a lie with a correction, might it be possible to dislodge a lie by replacing it with another lie (not ideal) or something similar enough to a lie that it occupies the same brain space (perhaps better)?

So am I calling on the left to be more mendacious, in order to replace lies with lies? Certainly not; I would never suggest we adopt the ethically suspect tactics of exaggeration and wholesale invention, no matter how effective they might be, and I'm definitely not glancing furtively at Michael Moore and mouthing “Help us” while I say that.

But it is time for us to look for the “Everybody to the Limit” of political discourse: something that is able to crowd out the lie, something that can leave a blank slate. In other words, we need a lie reuptake inhibitor: a way to foil the operation of the lie by mimicking its effects.

Figuring out how, exactly, to do that will be an ongoing process. And no matter what, you’ll probably hate doing it.

You’ll hate it because we liberals tend to pride ourselves on caring about evidence, science, and accuracy. Being factually right, or at least grounded in reality, is something we value, something meaningful to our self-concept. But if we’re going to avoid the worst effects of this administration’s parade of whoppers—which is more important than defeating the whoppers themselves—then some of us, sometimes, are going to have to engage with voters and representatives who are mired in pernicious misinformation.

In the aftermath of the election there was a lot of talk about “empathizing” with the other side, but forget that. The project right now isn’t one-sided, undeserved empathy; it’s understanding people enough to talk to them strategically. And the nature of lies means that to be most effective in this effort, we’re going to have to face an even greater challenge: We must let go of the impulse to tell them that they’ve got their facts wrong—even when they do.

Engaging on the plane of belief, where lies live, means taking a break from trying to prove what’s factually accurate and talking instead about what feels meaningful in the heart. (Who could have predicted that Stephen Colbert’s concept of “truthiness”—the truth you know not with your head, but with your gut—would be the defining characteristic of political discourse in 2017? Well, all of us, really, I guess.) This doesn’t always need to mean letting egregious errors stand—it’s worth holding on to the fact that reality exists beyond opinions. But it might well mean breezing past the correction into whatever’s keeping the lie alive.

Figuring out how to counter falsehoods is going to mean assessing how lies benefit the people telling them. Do the things they believe without evidence make them feel safe? Do they make them feel moral? Do these beliefs contribute to a sense of being superior and unassailable? At the one-on-one level, figuring that out is going to help you more than issuing a verbal correction. Writer Alexandra Erin recommends focusing on feelings—not just any feelings, of course, since in our current climate, any grief or anger that's not wearing a Make America Great Again hat is liable to garner hostility, ridicule, and a “snowflake” accusation—but specifically the feeling of safety. Olga Khazan, writing in the Atlantic, suggests reinforcing shared values.

If someone says that the Muslim ban is OK because all terrorists are Muslim, it might be more worth it to ask about his or her fear of terrorism than to rail against the falsehood about terrorists. That can yield a more useful conversation. What’s really going to make them safer? How much safety is really possible, and what are we willing to trade for it? We should probably all practice saying, “There’s no evidence for that, but the important thing is … ” and “Well, I disagree, but let’s say you’re right. What about … ” without choking.

>> No.56280  
(continued from >>56279)

This doesn’t mean we need to give up on facts entirely—and the news media, in particular, should not stop correcting lies. There is still a place for fact-checking in our alt-facts world. Human brains are not fundamentally incapable of revising closely held beliefs; even Mitch McConnell could probably learn something new if he really had to. And maintaining a correct record of truth, still one of the tasks given to the media, is critical regardless of how much the White House tries to undermine its importance.

But we know enough to know that fact-checks are not going to quell the zombie lies. Coming out of the gate with facts is like bringing a Wikipedia page to a gun fight; people have to be primed and ready if they’re going to question the appealing information that’s fed to them and helps reconfirm their worldview. Truth is not enough. It never has been.

So let the journalists continue to fact-check, harder than ever before. Let them pledge never to repeat the administration’s fabrications without the newspaper equivalent of an Arrested Development voice-over. But don’t carry those corrections wholesale to your GOP representative or your racist family members and think you’re going to win. What we need, first, is a way to unseat the lies—and whatever that winds up looking like, it’s going to mean swallowing your pride, asking the right questions, and listening to the answers. Look the zombie in the face, and then offer it your heart.
>> No.56287  
( ´・ω・) Let's have tea and chat about anime!
( つ旦O ∫ ∫ ∫ ∫ ∫ ∫ ∫ ∫
と_)_) 旦 旦 旦 旦 旦 旦 旦 旦
>> No.56292  
REM intended for Brandy BBC BASIC interpreter
DIM screen% width%*height%
DIM collapsed%(width%)
MODE 13:DRAW 1,1:PROCsymbols:CLS

PRINT "Puzzle game, written by P.M."''"Controls: Z X ' /"''"Press a key to begin"



PROCrandomfill: REMtest
UNTIL actions%=0
UNTIL gameover%
PRINT TAB(10,20) "Game over"'''

LOCAL i%,j%
WHILE i%<y_view_offset%
FOR j%=0 TO height%-1
WHILE i%<x_view_offset%
FOR i%=0 TO width%-1
VDU 32+screen%?((width%*j%)+i%)

LOCAL i%,j%,done%
FOR i%=0 TO 1
FOR j%=0 TO 1
IF FNget(i%+x%,j%+y%):gameover%=TRUE
IF FNcanmoveY(x%,y%+2) THEN oy%=y%:y%=y%+1:PROCmove ELSE done%=TRUE
UNTIL done%

IF (ox%=x% AND oy%=y%) AND rotated%=FALSE THEN ENDPROC
LOCAL i%,j%,ppiece$
FOR i%=0 TO 1
FOR j%=0 TO 1
FOR j%=0 TO 1
FOR i%=0 TO 1
PROCset(x%+i%,y%+j%,ASC( MID$(ppiece$,1,1) ) )

LOCAL k$:k$=FNtolowercase(INKEY(5))
WHEN "z":
IF FNcanmove(x%-1,y%) THEN ox%=x%:x%-=1
WHEN "x":
IF FNcanmove(x%+2,y%) THEN ox%=x%:x%+=1
WHEN "/":
WHEN "'":
piece$=MID$(piece$,3,1) + MID$(piece$,1,1) + MID$(piece$,4,1) + MID$(piece$,2,1)
IF x%<0 THEN x%=0
IF x%>width%-2 THEN x%=width%

LOCAL i%,j%,sorted%,allsorted%,donestuff%
FOR i%=0 TO width%: collapsed%(i%)=FALSE: NEXT
FOR i%=0 TO width%-1
IF NOT collapsed%(i%) THEN
FOR j%=height%-2 TO 0 STEP -1
IF FNget(i%,j%)>0 AND FNget(i%,j%+1)=0 THEN
IF sorted% THEN collapsed%(i%)=TRUE
UNTIL allsorted%
IF donestuff% THEN WAIT(10)

LOCAL i%,j%,tile%,done%
FOR j%=height%-1 TO 0 STEP -1
FOR i%=0 TO width%-1
IF (tile% AND 127)>0 THEN
IF (tile% AND 128)=0 THEN PROCcount_and_burst(i%,j%)
IF done% THEN j%=0
IF actions%>0 THEN WAIT(40): PROCclearmark: WAIT(20)

LOCAL tile%,count%
IF count%>=matchlimit% THEN
tile%=128 OR tile%
IF x%>width%-1 OR y%>height%-1 OR x%<0 OR y%<0 THEN ENDPROC: REM test
PROCsetND(x%,y%,128 OR FNget(x%,y%))
IF FNget(x%-1,y% )=tile% THEN PROCccount(x%-1,y% )
IF FNget(x% ,y%-1)=tile% THEN PROCccount(x% ,y%-1)
IF FNget(x%+1,y% )=tile% THEN PROCccount(x%+1,y% )
IF FNget(x% ,y%+1)=tile% THEN PROCccount(x% ,y%+1)
IF x%>width%-1 OR y%>height%-1 OR x%<0 OR y%<0 THEN ENDPROC: REM test
IF FNget(x%-1,y% )=tile% THEN PROCmmark(x%-1,y% )
IF FNget(x% ,y%-1)=tile% THEN PROCmmark(x% ,y%-1)
IF FNget(x%+1,y% )=tile% THEN PROCmmark(x%+1,y% )
IF FNget(x% ,y%+1)=tile% THEN PROCmmark(x% ,y%+1)

FOR i%=0 TO (width%*height%)
screen%?i%=screen%?i% AND 127
LOCAL i%,j%
FOR j%=height%-1 TO 0 STEP -1
FOR i%=0 TO width%-1
IF FNget(i%,j%)=128 THEN
FOR i%=0 TO (width%*height%)

DEF FNRanch:=CHR$(1+RND(4))
IF x%<0 OR y%<0 THEN =FALSE
IF x%>width%-1 OR y%>height%-1 THEN =FALSE
IF FNget(x%,y%)>0 THEN r%=FALSE
IF FNget(x%,y%+1)>0 THEN r%=FALSE
IF x%<0 OR y%<0 THEN =FALSE
IF x%>width%-1 OR y%>height%-1 THEN =FALSE
IF FNget(x%,y%) THEN r%=FALSE
IF FNget(x%+1,y%) THEN r%=FALSE

IF k%>64 AND k%<91 THEN k%=k% OR 32

IF x%>width%-1 OR y%>height%-1 OR x%<0 OR y%<0 THEN STOP: CLS: PRINT x% y% in%:END
COLOUR 19+128
COLOUR 38+128
COLOUR 71+128
COLOUR 100+128
IF in%>31 THEN
IF x%>width%-1 OR y%>height%-1 OR x%<0 OR y%<0 THEN STOP: CLS: PRINT x% y% in%:END


LOCAL adjust%:adjust%=4
COLOUR 128+adjust%
FOR i%=1 TO 40*31:
IF (i%+VPOS)MOD2 THEN COLOUR adjust% ELSE COLOUR adjust%-2:
VDU 226

LOCAL i%,j%
FOR i%=height%-1 TO 0 STEP -1
FOR j%=0 TO width%-1

VDU 23,224, 0 ,0 ,0 ,0 ,0 ,0 ,0 ,0
VDU 23,225, 0 ,126,66 ,90 ,82 ,66 ,126,0
VDU 23,226, 0 ,90 ,36 ,66 ,66 ,36 ,90 ,0
VDU 23,227, 36 ,36 ,195,0 ,0 ,195,36 ,36
VDU 23,228, 85 ,0 ,85 ,0 ,85 ,0 ,85 ,0
>> No.56304  
I firmly do not believe it was rape.

I believe something occurred, and it was probably of a sexual nature but it was on Shizuru's side alone. In my mind, Shizuru masturbated while next to, or half on top of, Natsuki. She may have touched Natsuki's skin, but done nothing overtly sexual to Natsuki herself. Certainly no penetration. I don't condone what she did at all, but I would definitely not go as far as to call it rape.
>> No.56318  
The necrophilia scene in The Neon Demon with my Mom. She went to sleep and told me that's the reason nobody likes me :(
>> No.56338  
20 dollars on the table you have not completed VII. Anyone who says it's overrated hasn't finished it. VII is a work of art, better than VI even. Yes I have completed both
>> No.56339  
Is it really that much better than Re;Birth3?
>> No.56346  
Last Tuesday, at about 9:30PM, I got a phone call from the local PD. My son was one of four teenage boys in a vehicle that was pulled over for suspiciously obeying all traffic laws. The police did a routine search of the vehicle, and while they did not find any drugs, alcohol, or weapons, they did find a paper grocery bag containing an Xbox One and over a dozen games. My son admitted that it was all his. They made him stomp on the console and fling the games off into the woods, gave him a warning, and called me.

While I am grateful that they didn't cite him for peasantry in a school zone, which they easily could have, I have to admit that I feel like I am responsible for this in some way. As a father, one likes to imagine that his kids are somehow better than those other kids that you hear about messing with Playstations and crap, but that is not always the case. There were warning signs with my son, and not only did I miss them, I dismissed them.

In all honesty, he has probably been playing consoles since he was 12. I remember one time I took him his ritalin for the all-night LAN party he was participating in at his dirty friend's house over in the shantytown across the railroad tracks, and they were playing Halo on Xbox 360.

"But Dad! It's a console exclusive! There's no other way to play it!"

How could I say no? He would be ridiculed and that damage to his ego just was not worth it to me at the time. I let him stay.

Fast-forward a couple of years, and I catch him sneaking an Xbox 360 controller into the house. When I confronted him about it, he was ready with his excuses: "It's for PC, I promise." "You really need a controller for GTA." "Lots of people use controllers for Fallout." Etc.

I let it go.

But then other things started happening: his grades started falling, his vocabulary shrank, he started wearing hats at stupid angles and calling people "bro," he lost interest in girls and hygiene. He stopped programming, started reading Twilight, and I swear to God that I once heard Limp Bizkit coming from his room. One of his friends even told me that he told a joke from Two and a Half Men at school.

I ignored all of this, but I justified it at the time because I got all 260 of my Skyrim mods working and looking glorious at 1440p.

One night, however, I caught him red-handed. I walked into his room and saw that he was playing Dark Souls, and something was off. The refresh rate and resolution: it was blindingly bad. I reprimanded him.

"Did I raise a moron? Google DSfix and fix that crap."

He just grumbled. I walked over to do it for him, and he attacked me. He hit me in the jaw, and then started pounding me in the face when I was on the ground. I managed to subdue him with some secret ninja moves I learned in my special forces days and found, to my horror, that he was not even playing on his PC; he was streaming from an Xbox! I zip-tied him to his bed and ransacked his room looking for his peasant stash. He laughed maniacally, and said I would never find it. I looked him dead in the eyes and said: "You have brought dishonor on our family. You will not move from this spot until you tell me where it is." He stared back and did not say a word. I punched him in his stupid face and ransacked the house looking for the Xbox. I found it hours later in the toolshed, rigged up to a wifi adapter and a car battery. I destroyed it right there, went up to my son's room brandishing the smashed piece of outdated filth, and said, "Never again." I left him tied up there for three days to prove my point.

Six months passed without further incident. He straightened up, quit drinking Monster, all that shit. I thought I had done my job, but no. I just gave him more of an incentive to hide his console habit.

Then this happened, and the proof is incontrovertible: my son is a peasant. And now I am at this crossroads: is my son a peasant despite me, or because of me? Did I push 1080p on him too early? Was that 9800GT on his 6th birthday really for him, or for me? Am I to blame for all of this?

No. It's all his fault. Hail the master race, my son can die in a ditch.
>> No.56384  
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More forehead means a lot in kind of an innuendoway but mabye not, causee of the feet but what hwoudl anqeuivqaklent be for women,horniness? We all go to college i=and think we know what we are but whou the fuck even can make all these connections, I try oto pretend like it iodesnt bother me , shes happy gwith her guy and I keep thinking ,itwoul=dnt have workerd but Im LYI'ng ot my self we are destined but of course ou all have false perceptiopns and probalby just go"ooh cringe neckbverad m'lady" dyou dont fucking konwme or our suituation, she had a crush on me too. I ewant hentai to be real Iv'e given up ion the falsitudes just let me live in a fantay istn that wheat techonlogy is supposed to be offeringanyways??>? PLeasure so amazoing but the tradeoff is betteringb , reaching true englightenmoent as a person and not just hedonism? I want hedonism damit! Not this blah 4/10 orgasms from porn give me svirtual sex chambers beyond caligulas dreams its all fucking hollow I Miss GAMECATT why whont she come back to twitch???? COmeback ghamecatt come back gamecatt..........
>> No.56401  
haha, yoru right anon! im abotu to get myself a big titted eternal cunny face legal disney princess gf now too, i hope she gets turned on by my malnourished pale body and piss bottle collection, my hobbies include anime and getting jealous of black men and women in movis so were bound to have something in common, I can't wait to brush my dick through her hair, oh true love.
>> No.56403  
uploaded by cmpfans

If you know that cosplayjav.pl is a swindler and its dirty and shameless behavior.
Every real releaser indignants at its mean actions.
Start This 'Let'sStartFuckingPL' EXE To Fuck Polak Thief!

Or you don't know that asshole:
That Polak always attacks a public-spirited and undertone orgnazation--cmpfans,
even cmpfans provide almost all free&HD&unwatermarked rom and cosplayAVs on nyaa and sad panda,
even that Polak also download them and rename them to cheat some fools.
Of course,we don't add shitting watermark or whatever just because of a thief in crowd.
However,that Polak likes watermarking every raw best and using every resource for earning.

On sad panda and its site he always write a long harangue,but why does it said so many words?
Releasing is a simple and shared thing naturally,we don't need to say too much because deeds are more powerful than words.
Many politicians show some attitude and say sensational words to their hostile,but actually they assume an appearance to their supports sometimes.
After all,that Polak just want to keep sponging money from their supports,so he needs a 'Goldstein' from <1984>.

That Polak very likes swanking about he has a rat in our group,and he always tell the 'truth' about us.
It's not surprising there is a rat in thousands of people.
But think it over,there is always deviation in translation between both languages,we are in a Chinese system,
How did a low quality people who willing to be a rat translate complex Chinese into English and describe our work accurately?
Hmm,on some site,that Polak said that he knows 'perfectly well' how we 'get much money' and describes some our 'real' scence.
Come on,it is impossible.He don't know the truth and don't care about it,he just need some material to confuse his supports.
On the other hand,can you find out how to donate money for cmpfans?Sorry,you even don't have any channels.
As a Polak's description,many people can give much money to a invisible organization by a invisible channel.Holy cow!It 's incredible.

In fact I don't care how our group are,everyone has identical thinking in us.We spent much money and time,so what?
It's very normal because this is just a hobby for us.
That Polak's words and deeds show his realm of thinking is very despicable,people with common sense know his plan.
If we keep silence from a year ago,he will act wildly against others today.Because all he thinks of is money.
Though I am very busy in real life,I won't let this scumbag do whatever he desire.
I write a simple tools to put a little pressure on this Polak asshole in my spare time.
If your computer is in idle,you can start that EXE as many as you can to show your attitude,thanks.
>> No.56417  
On May 9, 2016, Duterte won the Philippine presidential election with 39.01% of the votes, defeating his Liberal opponent, Mar Roxas.[18] During his campaign, he promised to reduce crime by killing tens of thousands of criminals.[19] His domestic policy has focused on combating the illegal drug trade by unleashing a deadly crackdown on the suspected sale and use of drugs. Since April 2017, reports have documented more than 7,000 deaths, both from legitimate police operations, and vigilante-style killings.[20] Following criticism from United Nations human rights experts that extrajudicial killings had increased since his election, he threatened to withdraw the Philippines from the UN and form a new organization with China and African nations.[21]
>> No.56424  
I don't care what hippies and neurotic women say about quinoa's protein content. It's animal feed.
>> No.56425  
Everywhere I look on the site, it's "normie this, normies that." I miss when everyone was some kind of faggot.
>> No.56428  
You would, queer
>> No.56431  
File: __common_raccoon_and_fennec_kemono_friends_drawn_by_lily_lot__c2d21a92bef9454e5557315e5aeffad7.jpg -(134.4 KB, 784x1000) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size.
I'm like 99% certain you married a raccoon
>> No.56461  
NISA is NISA. It goes without saying that they should be burned on the stake.
>> No.56462  
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What a worthless cuck. It's defeatism like that that really kills any revolutionary ideas and movements. Imagine if when Hitler went to the Beer Halls to speak and people would've been all like "Ehh? But that's impossible... Germany just isn't powerful enough..." "We're a small nation that France and Britain and the U.S. defeated, it's just not possible for us..." and so on. For fucks sake. Nips need to grow a fucking spine. Take a lesson from North Korea or something.
>> No.56463  
Hitler's dumb ideas ended Germany forever. Post-war Germany is Germany in name only, being an entirely new country composed of two territories annexed by countries involved in crushing Germany. Not to mention his war completely wrecked the economy, and East Germany still hasn't fully recovered from that.
>> No.56468  
Coolio begins by reflecting on his life in a Biblical fashion: that his partaking in hoodlum activities has drained him of hope, and his damaged relationship with his mother. However, the narrative turns at this point with Coolio threatening rival gangs with certain death in the event that they take verbal liberties or transgress into his territory. He subsequently educates the listener on the history behind his current position in society; explaining the way in which his upbringing has entrapped him by creating his lust for power, money and murder. However it is at this point that he acknowledges the uncertainty of his survival on the street. Coolio therefore begins to lament the cyclical nature of the violence in which he partakes, as well as elucidating the collective chaos created by individual greed, selfishness and a lack of education or role models. He ends his personal journey on a hopeless admission: that his situation and surroundings will never improve.
>> No.56483  
War is never something the United States wants. We don't want it now. But our country's patience is not unlimited.
>> No.56493  
Audiences waned in the years following World War II, and the Grand Guignol closed its doors in 1962. Management attributed the closure in part to the fact that the theatre's faux horrors had been eclipsed by the actual events of the Holocaust two decades earlier. "We could never equal Buchenwald," said its final director, Charles Nonon. "Before the war, everyone felt that what was happening onstage was impossible. Now we know that these things, and worse, are possible in reality."
>> No.56505  
And now we have a

Building full of people who

Can die in a fire.
>> No.56511  
everytime i see that pic i get the urge to find that girl, marry her, have gentle sex with her and have three beautiful children, then get old together and finally die
that's how much i like that pic and the girl in that pic
>> No.56533  

>> No.56539  
>guy from Yaoyorozu I followed rambling on Twitter with thick Japanese accent
>"We make story now. Go to get the yen, I will create. They no get their way. I write, you go animate. I alone stay to oversee. Take their slot, I direct."
>someone screamed at him to stop fucking around
>i tell then to shut the fuck up and let him make anime if he wants (because his directing style is a laugh)
>he follows me back
>every fucking anime i watched from him he does the exact same shit
>"I am direct. Midnight release. You watch. Or no watch. I sorry for bad animate. I alone will watch. You go."
>"You put character there. Good. We render. You check progress. Sorry, need render more. Keep PC up, we will render when need. Keep putting texture. Good. Did you watch? Good comment. Good rating. Good."
>just tweeting non-stop since his anime got fucking popular
>25th September came
>I have no idea what he was doing the past 5 days, not tweeting anything
>that night he finally tweeted
>"bad times friend ahead"
>"maybe no studio"
>"maybe no tanoshii"
>"i go away but we are best of furenzu"
>"i will return"
>Breaking News: Tatsuki Fired From Kemofure S2
>> No.56548  
I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.
>> No.56556  
Is Everyday really that good? I haven't given it a good listen yet, but, how surprising, it sounds like lame generic EDM trash again, with the same buildups with that stupid electronic xylophone THAT IS FUCKING RUINING ALL NAKATA'S TRACKS SINCE THE LAST FEW YEARS.
>> No.56563  
>MFW my 20,000 silver piece italian mail & plate armour is useless now that every illiterate peasant can just buy a military-style assault crossbow
>> No.56565  
It's about taking advantage of her weakness and manipulating her into thinking that she has to take the D in order to feel wanted. You can be a prick all you want, but what point is there if the only thing you get out of it is to see her cry? Being mean for mean's sake is pointless. There's gotta be something more there than just "I made her feel bad." How about, "I made her feel bad, and now she's addicted to my dick"?
>> No.56572  
Wow. this is morally and philosophically fucked up.
>> No.56577  
MY BOI DIOGENES!!!!!!!!!!!
>> No.56589  
The reason why is that it is a known fact that you can tell when porn stars bottom-out by when they grab that 5x the going rate by doing a nigger. Most avoid it like the plague, but some crackwhores and lowlifes go for that big payday. The problem is that most of them are too dumb to realize this means their fanbase just went down over tenfold. There is an interview from Vivid's CEO from a couple years back that explains why the big stars they have under contract are not allowed contractually to do any scenes with blacks and he said it is a "well established" fact to producers in the industry that any porn stars that does this loses their fan base by a factor of ten. Numerous porn stars have found this out the hard way but by then they are out of the industry and turning tricks at strip clubs and the like and have lost any semblance of life in their eyes.

So yeah, there is a reason Caprice is far less popular than she was before and anon did you a favor by clueing you in. That you think he is somehow so "concerned" about some porn whore though says a lot about both you, and your standards. You might want to look into a little reading comprehension class at your community college too while you are at it.
>> No.56594  
IRC has long run its little gay course and burnt out as nothing interesting has been said on it for the past 20 years. That's because it's a collection of losers all trying to out-loser each other and always has been. There's no "communication" on IRC, admins realized where the ban and kick buttons are in the 80s and have been repeating their stupid, wrong circlejerk horseshit since that time. Go into any IRC and you're going to be drowned in 20 if not 30 year old inside jokes that only 3 or 4 people know and sadly they don't even themselves know the original meaning except to repeat it. All of these "invitations" to IRC is just more losers trying to exert their thought control on you as the only way they've "communicated" in the past 3 decades has been to repeat bullshit, wait for someone to disagree slightly, then ban them. If you want to talk about reddit, IRC is actually more reddit than reddit. Split reddit up into a trillion worthless shitty 3-8 person channels who have all banned each other already and you have IRC. This is why you see this "idling competition" shit happen - it's literally the only way not to get banned as the admins assume you agree with them due to silence.
>> No.56599  
Apparently a shaved bear screaming at max decibels waving a shotgun with a strip of your scalp hanging off the bead sight is disturbing.
>> No.56606  
I will name my firstborn daughter 'Anonymous' in your honour.
>> No.56613  
Denpa is closer to Death/Black metal than you think. Both are thematically about sacrificing virgins anyway.
>> No.56627  
I hate my life, I hate Overwatch team for being unable to balance their shit, what the fuck are they even doing while working there? I actually want to see them at work, why do they only update this game once in 3 month? I get new content, but balance?
Why can't I quit smoking?
Why can't I stop being such a lazy fucking slob?
I've got no one in life, I've got nothing to do, nothing that I want. I've tried to kill myself and even then the fucking wooden shit could not hold the rope.
DotA is so fucking stale, CS just sucks balls, movies don't interest me and I just keep listening to the same 20 songs I was for the past 5 years.
I find it hard to even launch the Overwatch to play it because I hate balance so fucking much.
But now and then I hear some cute girl in this fucking game says some cheeky cute line and I sit with a bitter grin on my face in a dark room and think "hey, this is cute".
I am not good at aiming, I am not good at fucking anything.
I wish I had something or someone that would make me want to change and be better.
But I hate myself and I know I don't deserve better, no fucking retard like I am deserve to have anything good happened to him.
Thank for the listening, Lena.
>> No.56629  
Tanasinn is a word that is thought to be connected to many ancient civilizations such as the Sumerians and Aztecs. A variety of interpretations such as, “creation and destruction,” “truth,” and “the dark cloud,” have been proposed, although none are definite. In actuality, the spelling of “tanasinn” is a phonetic equivalent created by British explorer Scott Norman. It is said that the original reading is not “tanasinn,” but even this term deeply affects the psyche and causality of living things.

In a 1982 experiment, it was found that continually playing “tanasinn” at a fixed frequency and interval was fatal to mice. But this remains an unsubstantiated rumour.

English explorer Scott Norman and American Psychiatric Association authority Roger Batkinson were deeply involved in tanasinn research. Scott was the one who discovered “tanasinn” at ancient Aztec ruins and continued researching it for a long time. However, one day he suddenly disappeared.

The sentence, “I got it!” was spelled out over and over again spanning 73 pages in the diary he kept before his disappearance. Roger, who was engaged in research into the psychoactive elements of “tanasinn,” left a tape with the words, “there was a truth we should not have touched,” and shot himself in the head with a pistol.

It is written in Mayan murals that those who have understood the truth in “tanasinn” can freely control the destruction and rebirth of all things. Also written are words: “the key to opening the casket should never be uttered.”
>> No.56640  
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・メインキャラが炭水化物中毒 → 「ごはんをいっぱい食べよう!」という食育

・メインキャラが夢ガンギマリ →夢を見ることの素晴らしさを伝えて女児の想像力を伸ばす

・クッソ可愛い男の娘がいる → LGBT(性的少数派)を受け入れる寛

・芸術家の名前を語尾などにつけて連呼するキチガイがいる → 女児が美術史に興味を持てるようになる

・むっちりドスケベコーデ → 女の子は多少肉がついていたほうが健康的で可愛いという、これまでモデル業界などで問題になっていたスリム至上主義へのアンチテーゼ

・悪魔崇拝 → 悪魔の中には元々主要宗教に迫害された異教の神が含まれている。(ソースはメガテン)つまり悪魔崇拝=異教の神を認めること=宗教的多様性の受容を女児に教えている。

>> No.56641  
Sorry, I didn't bother to read your mumbling, you little moron. I mean, seriously, do you really thought that I would read it after you started with insult? If so, you're complete retard.
>> No.56643  
Nekopara. Ultimately I'd probably not have a problem with it if the catgirls were aliens or some evolved fantasy species but they weren't, they were created, genetically modified by humans.
Now really take a moment to think about this, we took innocent animals and genetically engineered them to look like cute little girls, already the implications are quite disturbing an just a massive affront to nature.
So we genetically engineer an entire species for our only perverted pleasure and we still throw them out on the streets, like normal cats some die as strays.
They are clearly not as intelligent as humans so once you do raise one it's a lot more like raising a child or a mentally handicapped person, in fact the main character even says himself that he feels like they are his daughters.
YET HE PROCEEDS TO **** THEM. Not only that but this a-hole tries to justify it as being for their sake, "I have to do this for their health." ok, so that's why you making them suck your D?! REALLY? "You need to get off to stay healthy so YOU better suck ME off.". This guy is seriously mentally deranged.
And to make matters worse these catgirls treated like slaves, forced to wear bells like a fucking pet just to get some fresh air are grateful to their &quot;Master&quot; for taking care of them. Let's just forget the whole part were we created your entire race as a masturbatory aid.
This entire VN seems like it's written by someone with supressed abusive urges, and it's not really a bad thing - I realize a lot of men have these naturally dominant feelings and expressing them in a harmless enviroment is fine, and this is not the kind of a VN you should take too serious, yet.. If it has a serious story I will immerse myself, you know. I was too disgusted by the implications to even superficially enjoy myself.
>> No.56683  
it's a game made by women, numales, and diversity hires
it deserves to be burned alongside everyone that made it
>> No.56684  
The army of Austria, approximately 100,000 strong, was setting up camp around the town of Karánsebes (now Caransebeș, in modern Romania). The army's vanguard, a contingent of hussars, crossed the Timiș River nearby to scout for the presence of the Ottoman Turks. There was no sign of the Ottoman army, but the hussars did run into a group of Tzigani, who offered to sell schnapps to the war-weary soldiers. The cavalrymen bought the schnapps and started to drink.

Soon afterwards, some infantry crossed the river. When they saw the party going on, the infantry demanded alcohol for themselves. The hussars refused to give them any of the schnapps, and while still drunk, they set up makeshift fortifications around the barrels. A heated argument ensued, and one soldier fired a shot.

Immediately, the hussars and infantry engaged in combat with one another. During the conflict, some infantry began shouting "Turci! Turci!" ("Turks! Turks!"). The hussars fled the scene, thinking that the Ottoman army’s attack was imminent. Most of the infantry also ran away; the army comprised Italians from Lombardy, Serbs, Croats, and Austrians, plus other minorities, many of whom could not understand each other. While it is not clear which one of these groups did so, they gave the false warning without telling the others, who promptly fled. The situation was made worse when officers, in an attempt to restore order, shouted "Halt! Halt!" which was misheard by soldiers with no knowledge of German as "Allah! Allah!".[dubious – discuss][citation needed]

As the cavalry ran through the camps, a corps commander[who?] reasoned that it was a cavalry charge by the Ottoman army, and ordered artillery fire. Meanwhile, the entire camp awoke to the sound of battle and, rather than waiting to see what the situation was, everyone fled. The troops fired at every shadow, thinking the Ottomans were everywhere; in reality they were shooting fellow Austrian soldiers. The incident escalated to the point where the whole army retreated from the imaginary enemy, and Holy Roman Emperor Joseph II was pushed off his horse into a small creek.[citation needed]

Two days later, the Ottoman army arrived. They discovered dead and wounded soldiers and easily took Karánsebes.[citation needed]

>> No.56691  
You kind of look and act like your dad more and more as you age, and periodically you will get to know and understand him as you grow to learn who you really. In this way we are all acting in our fathers shadow.
>> No.56696  
It did a lot of things right regarding pace.

I like how you could restart any battle and not from the last save which is tedious.
Team members all level at the same pace, even those not fighting in battle.
No random encounters, thank god. And battles can be avoided most of the time.
Not having to worry about HP or MP because it resets after every battle.
Actually challenging compared to most FF games. Although it's a shame there are no superbosses like in the previous ones.
>> No.56700  
File: __harada_miyo_idolmaster_idolmaster_cinderella_girls_and_idolmaster_cinderella_girls_starlight_stage__4fc92ca63be26e5ec4374f44dfe4eef2.png -(956.3 KB, 1280x825) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size.
女『絶対怒ってる。何カリカリしてるの? 人が大変な時に!』
女『話を逸らさないで! ライトがどうこうじゃなくて今あなたの話をしてるの!』
>> No.56704  
that's really gay. like i think they're gay but not sure what they identify as their gender.so maybe its straight as the person accepting the sledgehammer up whatever they identify their orifice as could actually be a women.

either way though, it really does come off gay.
>> No.56711  
uploaded by cmpfans
Don¡®t change this filename to '¡¾cosplayjav.pl¡¿xxx' otherwise we will watermarked all the files in the future because of you.
Though you repress them,could you don not make you to be look like a good egg who pucharsed them?This is a long standing issue.
Your behaviour about your site and your moral integrity make me realize your people.§ã§á§Ñ§ã§Ú§Ò§à.
We are in dark just because we can provide more non-watermarked ROMs safely in this way,don't over do it.
P.S. Fuck all the people who represses these ROMs for your credits,especially in cosersuki.win/site/net.
>> No.56714  
If I was in a room with Trump, Stalin and you and I had a revolver with two bullets, then I would shoot you twice.
>> No.56736  
An image of Entertainer, Narumi Okawa who is multi-, and plays an active part in cute features of the Soothing and the outstanding motor nerves. On the stage of a south island, she falls in light Ren with one young man…. Show off the sex appeal of adult and a sexy body.
>> No.56737  
Ukraine is not a real country you stupid Turkic mongrel khokhol. It is a failed kike state.
And even if it was real, Crimea and Donbass belong to us
>> No.56769  
Donald Tusk, the President of Europe and most powerful Pole in human history after Angela Merkel.

As Polish Prime Minister, his government was taped saying that Americans are worthless and that Poland, a nation noted for its hookers, gave blowjobs to the US without getting anything in return (1). He is now the ceremonical head of Europe, appointed against the vote of his own country. His dream is a gargantuan mulatto state extending from the Congo to the North Cape.

(1) He doesn't know about STDs.
>> No.56818  
[Ishimiso] alien vs joshidaisei ~shiri no ana kara umareshi mono~ | Alien vs. College girl ~what's born form one's anus~ (2D Comic Magazine Sanran Acme Heroines Vol. 1) [English] =White Symphony= [Digital]
>> No.56837  
This might sound like a mindfuck to you normies, but what if Hitler was actually the Avatar, the reincarnation of God on this earth, or rather the destructive aspect of God. Hitler did not die, the Fuhrer slumbers in the halls of Shambala deep inside the Hollow Earth below the Himalayas, waiting for the right moment to arrive.

Hitler is God and Charles Manson was his Prophet. Unfortunately, Manson couldn't complete his task, so it's up to us to bring about Helter Skelter, that is the final War, the cleansing fire that will bring an end to the Kali Yuga. Accelerationist Hitlerism, my man. We gotta make Helter Skelter happen.
>> No.56844  
Howard Phillips Lovecraft (August 20, 1890 – March 15, 1937) was an American writer who achieved posthumous fame through his influential works of horror fiction. He was virtually unknown and published only in pulp magazines before he died in poverty, but he is now regarded as one of the most significant 20th-century authors in his genre.

Lovecraft was born in Providence, Rhode Island, where he spent most of his life. Among his most celebrated tales are "The Rats in the Walls", "The Call of Cthulhu", At the Mountains of Madness and The Shadow Out of Time, all canonical to the Cthulhu Mythos. Lovecraft was never able to support himself from earnings as author and editor. He saw commercial success increasingly elude him in this latter period, partly because he lacked the confidence and drive to promote himself. He subsisted in progressively strained circumstances in his last years; an inheritance was completely spent by the time he died, at age 46.[1]
>> No.56845  


Freak accident kills
mom and young son


Staff Reporter

A rather bizarre electrical accident left an
Antioch Township mother arid her son dead,
and investigators were scratching their heads
over the freak and fatal rriishap that could
have been avoided.

When Gail Luna, 28, went to leash a family
i dog to a home-made dog run which was tied
to a live wire, she literally became the ground
for the live wire and was shocked to death.

Her son, Ronald Jackson, 10, thought his
mother fainted and raced to a neighbor's
house to call 911. When he returned to his
mother, he either touched his mother or the
wire which shocked him as well.

'All this boy was trying to do
was help his mom/

—Corporal Tom Braze


"All this boy was trying to do was help his
mom," noted Corporal Tom Braze of the Lake
County Sheriffs' Department

Both Antioch Fire Department and
Antioch Rescue Squad responded to the call
at about 11:38 a.m., Tuesday morning. Luna
lived on Lotus Avenue near Lake-Ivlarle In
unincorporated Antioch Township.

"Both of them were in full arrest when we
got there," noted Rescue Squad Chief Tim
Osmond. Resuscitation efforts failed. Luna
and Jackson were pronounced dead at
Northern Illinois Medical Center In McHenry
later in the afternoon.

Fire Chief Dennis Volling was among the
first on the scene. Rescue personnel
immediately cut the power to try to save the
mother and son.

According to Volling, a cable was being
used as a dog run which was tied to a live wire
under the porch of the house. Over time,
Volling said the cable wore the insulation
around the wire.

"When she pulled the cable to tie the dog,
it stripped the wire which energized the
cable," said Volling, who is also an electrician
for Antioch Electric.
See TRAGEDY page A10
>> No.56906  
In the United States about 3.5% of adults have PTSD in a given year, and 9% of people develop it at some point in their life.[1] In much of the rest of the world, rates during a given year are between 0.5% and 1%.[1]
>> No.56930  
Isn't it great to spend night after night online in the company of your best friends? Nothing like shooting the shit with your pals after a long day of watching Star Trek VHS tapes. After the long walk upstairs, it feels so good to sit down in the Archthrone of your Painkeep, rip open a new Pringles can and start sipping a freshly concocted Mountain Dew-Quik shake you call the "Polyjuice Potion" in honor of Harry Potter. (uNF Ginny!!) You call it that because after you drink it, you transform into something completely different. Your deep cyst acne clears up, you forget about your obesity, and you can chat about anime with people who genuinely care about you. After a few hours, the chat slows down and you wander over to some Russian child porn sites you subscribe to. Here's hoping the feds don't track your Citibank card! Hehe. A good long session of stroking your four inch penis finally results in a few drops of clear semen on your flabby fist, which you wipe all over your lips and chin, inhaling deeply. Finally feeling a bit drowsy, you click off your monitor and crack open your Gentoo laptop so you can finish explaining why Babylon 5 shouldn't have been cancelled while in bed. You fall heavily onto your greasy mattress which has a stained pillow and a discolored blanket half draped on it. You sleepily type in a few lines of chat while popping some throbbing zits on your cheek, making more pin point stains on your pillow. Just as you see some orange glow around the edge of your sheet draped window you decide to catch some sleep. You hate this time of night (day?) Now your loneliness hits you like a wall. Almost every real friend you've ever made has forgotten about you or is disgusted by you. Why do you act like that? Why do you LOOK like that? You represent everything they don't want to be. Why couldn't you just stay on a diet? Why carve up every last pimple until yet another bloody crater has been dug out of your cheek? Go to sleep...go to sleep, you plead to yourself. Tomorrow is Season 4 of Voyager... Seven of Nine. You like to imagine that you're on that spaceship, part of something, part of a group. But you never will be. Tears mingle with pus stains on your pillow as you squeeze your eyes shut trying to push the terrible reality of your singular aloneness. If only you had done better in school, if only you could find a job... and you remember Mom wants you to mow the lawn tomorrow morning. Goddamn it, you're turning 30 this November and you're still doing this shit. Your life is a prison and there's no chance for parole. Seven of Nine...
>> No.56949  
It's incredibly awkward and disgusting. I know we have dirty minds but even without that, there's something VERY wrong about this episode. In terms of atmosphere, there's something very unhealthy going on, be it the sudden strange affection an old man living alone is suddenly showing to a kid wandering in, or the numerous weird "activities" (making Sakura change clothing, the dolls lying everywhere and the creepy obsession about Sakura), the absence of card... this episode is objectively the worst in the whole anime, and it'd take a lot from the sequel to be this bad.
>> No.56952  
uhhhhhnnnggg she's blushing mmmm she's embarrassed uhhhhnnnggg god yes I can only get hard if she is ashamed mmm yes she can't do it with confidence because that would make me uncomfortable mmmmmm based japan catering to my beta boner uuuhhhhnnnn I love you generic anime girl #4327854623894832
>> No.56954  
>> No.56973  
Leave the lewds to the people, otherwise the games will be an empty shell full of tits
>> No.56983  
But then, strict rating system had begun. All nipples on video games are gone forever. Witcher3, GTA, every pair of nipples have been censored in Japan.
Today, we have a lot of sexy games, moe games, ecchi games on console in Japan. But they will never have nipples in it. I miss these digital nipples. I really do.
>> No.56994  
If you like greasy women with jungle-pits and more STDs than Geralt of Rivia maybe.
>> No.57001  
At this moment, a brave, refined, animation expert who had purchased over 1500 figures of his waifu and understood the necessity of Endless Eight and fully supported all decisions made by Kyoto Animation stood up and held up a rock.

"How old is this rock, pinhead?"

The arrogant weeb smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “4.6 billion years old, you stupid Haruhifag."

"Wrong. It’s been 3 years since Haruhi created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and Shaft is, as you say, a good animation studio… then it should be tilting it's head right now."

The weeb professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and Madoka nendoroid.
>> No.57012  
There is controversy around the devices; much of the strongest objection to cochlear implants has come from the Deaf community. For some in the deaf community, cochlear implants are an affront to their culture, which as some view it, is a minority threatened by the hearing majority.[1]
>> No.57023  
They're yellow jackets. They serve no purpose; they are the assholes of the bug community. My husband just got stung 27 times walking through the yard, not real close to their nest, and I'm lucky he didn't die. Kill them. Kill them all. Don't relocate - eradicate. Another group will move in soon enough. But it was cool to see the queen
>> No.57033  
For the second generation, the meal is an onigiri in Japan, and a hamburger for English editions. The snack on all versions is a slice of cake.
>> No.57044  
They're not blood related and they didn't grow up as a family, so it'd be super weaksauce pseudo-incest if anything.
>> No.57046  
File: __saigyouji_yuyuko_touhou_drawn_by_nori_tamago__1809fe1cb95d9e5119b890c369f3deac[2].jpg -(210.7 KB, 893x1253) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size.
NBR sucks.
>> No.57055  
I don't think anal rape classifies as slightly uncomfortable.
>> No.57093  
Fate is the modern gateway lolicon franchise. I kinda wish there is more Fate/ material that makes use of them since it's a waste to have them only in that shitty mobile game.
>> No.57100  
File: 1520112433584.jpg -(911.4 KB, 1600x1200) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size.

I was hoping for a more thorough naruto-gateway pasta rewrite, but was sorely disappointed.
>> No.57107  
Ep11904 - Own work

This is a picture of a cervix of a lactating woman with no STDs and who has given birth vaginally twice.
>> No.57167  
Look at this fucking whore. Am I the only one waking up and realizing our civilization is beyond hope because beautiful young women are laying around showing off their tits on a beach instead of having/raising kids?
>> No.57172  
How dare you guys ask for a source on this data. Don't you see the heart breaking picture in the background. I know you guys are looking on the picture thinking there would be a reference in the bottom corner. There is no need for "sources" when it comes to children. If you really wanted to save the children, just turn in your gun and criminals will stop killing us because then we won't be a threat anymore. They are called common sense gun laws for a reason and anyone against them must therefore be stupid and lack common sense.
>> No.57189  
To elaborate, even if neppy had a penis, I would still suck it. I love nep!
>> No.57190  
Muad'dib's keystrokes are the wind! They vanish. I'll give you Muad'dib's keystrokes! I'll rub your faces in them!!
>> No.57205  
roses are red violets are blue.
Master Skywalker there are too many of them what are going to do?

>> No.57218  
The combination of the elements discussed above create the unique character of this story which makes it so inflammatory. The beginning chapters are relatively benign, consisting of less than 10 percent errors. As the story progresses, however, the errors become more prevalent and make up a more significant portion of each chapter. Chapter 38, for example, is 45% errors. Yet, when these are corrected, the story remains a troll. The extensive use of references, the ridiculous sexual and romantic relations, and the bizarre character names remain to antagonize the reader. It is thus the content itself, compounded by the poor spelling and grammar, which create such a response in readers from all backgrounds.

Supporting our previous assertion that Tara adjusts her writing style in response to reviews received, we can see there is a fairly steady increase in the number of references used in each chapter, one chapter containing as many as 79 references spread over only 81 sentences. Such a high concentration of content which is irrelevant to the world of Harry Potter is remarkable. Part of what makes fanfiction appealing is its expansion of a particular fandom's (such as Harry Potter's) universe beyond the base work. So by largely ignoring this in favor of real world bands like My Chemical Romance and Good Charlotte serves as a slap in the face to readers. Tara exploits this to the fullest with her extensive use of external referencing in "My Immortal."
>> No.57254  
Gandalf lied, he was no wizard. He was clearly a high level fighter that had put points in the Use Magic Device skill allowing him to wield a staff of wizardry. All of his magic spells he cast were low level, easily explained by his ring of spell storing and his staff. For such an epic level wizard he spent more time fighting than he did casting spells. He presented himself as this angelic demigod, when all he was a fighter with carefully crafted PR.

His combat feats were apparent. He has proficiency in the long sword, but he also is a trained dual weapon fighter. To have that level of competency to wield both weapons you are looking at a dexterity of at least 17, coupled with the Monkey Grip feat to be able to fight with a quarter staff one handed in his off hand at that. Three dual weapon fighting feats, monkey grip, and martial weapon proficiency would take up 5 of his 7 feats as a wizard, far too many to be an effective build. That's why when he faced a real wizard like Sarumon, he got stomped in a magic duel. He had taken no feats or skills useful to a wizard. If he had used his sword he would have carved up Sarumon without effort.

The spells he casts are all second level or less. He casts spook on Bilbo to snap him out his ring fetish. When he's trapped on top of Isengard an animal messenger spell gets him help. Going into Moria he uses his staff to cast light. Facing the Balrog all he does is cast armor. Even in the Two Towers his spells are limited. Instead of launching a fireball into the massed Uruk Hai he simply takes 20 on a nature check to see when the sun will crest the hill and times his charge appropriately. Sarumon braced for a magic duel over of the body of Theodin, which Gandalf gets around with a simple knock on the skull. Since Sarumon has got a magic jar cast on Theodin, the wizard takes the full blow as well breaking his concentration. Gandalf stops the Hunters assault on him by parrying two missile weapons, another fighter feat, and then casting another first level spell in heat metal. Return of the King has Gandalf using light against the Nazgul and that is about it. When the trolls, orcs and Easterlings breach the gates of Minos Tiroth does he unload a devastating barrage of spells at the tightly pack foes? No, he charges a troll and kills it with his sword. That is the action of a fighter, not a wizard.

Look at how he handled the Balrog, not with sorcery but with skill. The Balrog approached and Gandalf attempts to intimidate him, clearly a fighter skill. After uses his staff to cast armor, a first level spell, Gandalf then makes a engineering check, another fighter skill, to see that the bridge will not support the Balrog's weight. When the Balrog took a step, the bridge collapsed under its weight. Gandalf was smart enough to know the break point, and positioned himself just far enough back not to go down with the Balrog. The Balrog's whip got lucky with a critical hit knocking Gandalf off balance. The whole falling part was due to a lack of over sight on behalf of the party, seriously how does a ranger forget to bring a rope? Gandalf wasn't saved by divine forces after he hit the bottom, he merely soaked up the damage because he was sitting on 20d10 + constitution bonus worth of hit points.

So why the subterfuge? Because it was the perfect way to lure in his enemies. Everybody knows in a fight to rush the wizard before he can do too much damage. But if the wizard is actually an epic level fighter, the fools rush to their doom. Gandalf, while not a wizard, is extremely intelligent. He knows how his foes would respond. Nobody wants to face a heavily armored dwarf, look at Gimli's problem finding foes to engage in cave troll fight. But an unarmored wizard? That's the target people seek out, before he can use his firepower on you. If the wizard turns out to actually be a high level fighter wearing robes, then he's already in melee when its his turn and can mop the floor with the morons that charged him. So remember fighters, be like Gandalf. Fight smarter, not harder.
>> No.57266  
Uguu, I want to respond to this years old Reddit copypasta. Gandalf using critical thinking to defeat opponents above his level has nothing to do with his character class! That just makes him someone more interested in strategy over rolling dice and hoping for big numbers.
>> No.57285  
Historically, racists have been a big portion of the consumers of interracial pornography, especially the 'blacked' stuff and such. There's a very thin line between 'the niggers are gonna rape are wimmins' and 'the niggers are gonna rape are wimmins *fap* *fap* *fap*'.
>> No.57308  
It'll be released when the Steam store updates in 22 hours or so, you retarded niggercunt. Go suck off some trans people on the discord.
>> No.57311  
when I was a boy I watched this movie and dreamed one day of becoming a man like animal mother.........but it was not to be. But I became the next best thing - an accountant with a fat wife and 3 kids.
>> No.57368  
Fuck you you little bitch. About to stale isn't stale, you whining little cunt. Why don't you just cry some more for a while, k? Instead of submitting, I'm going to jerk off and relax for a bit, so you have to wait even longer you piece of shit. I'm a fucking cop, I work hard, long goddamn days and I don't need little bitches like you ruining my leisure time.

>> No.57369  
Think of it this: it's like being a grown woman with the sex-drive of an extremely depraved teenage male, plus with breasts, posterior and vagina more sensitive than the average woman's clitoris. Yeah, I'm sorry, but for that sort of person, it only makes sense that sexual gratification would be the number 1 priority. I mean, what else would you do if you were in this character's position?
Bottom line, this is fap material, gender politics have no place here.
>> No.57383  
Hi there I would like to make a request of removing the I love my 90s hip hop playlist from spotify because there’s already an old school hip hop playlist called the Gold School by you guys. There’s only one 90s r&b playlist called I love my 90s r&b, one 90s rock playlist called 90s rock renaissance, but there is more than one 90s hip hop playlist created by Spotify. And also it doesnt get updated with any new songs unlike the Gold School which adds and removes different songs every week. Like it has been literally bothering me and causing me a lot of stress. Like I have been literally losing alot of sleep because of this. I’ve tried talking to therapists and counselors about this and I couldn’t get any help from the fact that I Love My 90s Hip Hop playlist is on spotify because there isnt any other more than one subgenre playlist. I know you think it sounds crazy but it’s the only way it can help me get through me life. So do you think you guys can get rid of the I love my 90s hip hop playlist? Please I’ll do whatever it takes it’s so hard to be fixated on something else because it’s really bothering me that much. And anyone thats already following that playlist they could still have that playlist or have it automatically curated by them such as this
>> No.57392  
While there there are yet to be any official reports on the effects of the law, there have been many anecdotal reports of increased street sex work, attempts from sex workers to seek advice for how to ply their trade without using the internet, increased activity of "pimps" attempting to prey on vulnerable sex workers, and an immediate increase in the disappearances and deaths of sex workers, with no indication that law enforcement has been able to uncover and prosecute sex trafficking more effectively. These reports are largely in line of what critics of the bill have stated would happen, indicating that the law has had an adverse effect on anti-sex trafficking efforts, the opposite of the law's intended purpose. [35][36][37] In addition, similar consequences of the law's enactment has been reported internationally.[38]
>> No.57407  
Shes definitely got an anime nose, she looks like Cyrano de bergerac with tits.
>> No.57414  
Real name: ?

Birthdate: 19 February 1990 or 7 July 1990
Began career in December of 2006
Hometown: Tokyo, Japan

Favorite Food: Cheese, Meat
Favorite Music: Electro-clash General, Technology
Favorite comic artist: Takashi Shiro, Shige Yuki Fukumitsu, Nagao Kenitirou
Favorite place: Big park, Zoo, Aquarium, Disney
Hobbies: Reading, Net, Listening to music, Digital cameras

Height: 160cm (5'3")
Measurements 83-56-85/88 cm (sources vary) (33"-22"-33/35")
Weight: 43kg (95 lbs)
>> No.57415  
>Detractors decry her as “nothing but a Photoshop-dependent old hag in her forties”. (2)
She's younger than I am, god damn it
>> No.57424  
I'd love to see her junior idol videos
>> No.57425  
The Russian apartment bombings were a series of explosions that hit four apartment blocks in the Russian cities of Buynaksk, Moscow and Volgodonsk in September 1999, killing 293 and injuring more than 1000 people and spreading a wave of fear across the country. The bombings, together with the Dagestan War, led the country into the Second Chechen War. Prime Minister Vladimir Putin’s handling of the crisis boosted his popularity and helped him attain presidency within a few months.[1][2]

The blasts hit Buynaksk on 4 September and in Moscow on 9 and 13 September. On 13 September, Russian Duma speaker Gennadiy Seleznyov made an announcement in Duma about receiving a report that another bombing had just happened in the city of Volgodonsk. The bombing did indeed happen in Volgodonsk, but only three days later, on 16 September. Chechen militants were blamed for the bombings, but denied responsibility, along with Chechen president Aslan Maskhadov. An explosive device similar to those used in these bombings was found and defused in an apartment block in the Russian city of Ryazan on 22 September.[3] The next day, Prime Minister Vladimir Putin praised the vigilance of the inhabitants of Ryazan and ordered the air bombing of Grozny, which marked the beginning of the Second Chechen War.[4] Thirty-six hours later, three FSB agents who had planted the devices at Ryazan were arrested by the local police. The incident was declared to have been a training exercise and the agents were released on Moscow’s orders.[5]

Parliament member Yuri Shchekochikhin filed two motions for a parliamentary investigation of the events, but the motions were rejected by the Russian Duma in March 2000. An independent[6] public commission to investigate the bombings was chaired by Duma deputy Sergei Kovalev. The commission was rendered ineffective because of government refusal to respond to its inquiries. Two key members of the Kovalev Commission, Sergei Yushenkov and Yuri Shchekochikhin, have since died in apparent assassinations.[7][8] The Commission’s lawyer and investigator Mikhail Trepashkin was arrested and served four years in prison for revealing state secrets.[9] Alexander Litvinenko, who blamed FSB of conducting the bombings in two books, was poisoned by FSB agents in London.

The official Russian investigation of the bombings was completed in 2002 and concluded that all the bombings were organised and led by Achemez Gochiyaev, who remains at large, and ordered by Islamist warlords Ibn Al-Khattab and Abu Omar al-Saif, who have been killed. Five other suspects have been killed and six have been convicted by Russian courts on terrorism-related charges.

According to some historians, the bombings were coordinated by the Russian state security services to bring Putin into the presidency.[10][11][12][13][14][15] This view was justified by a number of suspicious events, including bombs planted by FSB agents in the city of Ryazan, an announcement about bombing in the city of Volgodonsk three days before it had happened by Russian Duma speaker Gennadiy Seleznyov, weak evidence and denials by suspects none of whom was a Chechen, and poisoning of Alexander Litvinenko who wrote two books on the subject.
>> No.57426  
The alt-right movement has been considered by some political researchers a terrorist movement and the process of alt-right radicalization has been compared to Islamic terrorism by political scientists and leaders.[181][182][183][184][185]

A research study of 447 self-identified alt-right members found higher levels of psychopathy, narcissism, and Machiavellianism compared to the general population; members of the alt-right were more likely to express prejudice against black people and admit to engaging in aggressive behavior. Alt-right members had significantly high levels of dehumanization, with the mean alt-right scores comparable to how the general public views ISIS. Alt-right members viewed Hilary Clinton, Muslims, feminists, Nigerians, and journalists as the least well rated groups on the dehumanization scale, while white people, men, and Americans were rated the best.[186]

A paper on the subject stated that it clearly fell under an extremist movement, saying that "alt-right adherents also expressed hostility that could be considered extremist: they were quite willing to blatantly dehumanize both religious/national outgroups and political opposition groups."[187]

"Alt-right groups live, recruit and coordinate (and hence evolve) online. And from what we can already see, they do so pretty much exactly like the [sic] pro-ISIS groups evolve and coordinate, but Facebook has so far been less quick to shut them down."
-Neil Johnson, extremist researcher.[180]
>> No.57433  
outside of the us military i feel like mmos have the most trans
>> No.57443  
what do you mean "why"? because i think her body is fucking god tier and everything about her physical appearance is perfect. why the fuck would that mean that i can't dislike her obnoxious voice, and wonder why anyone would specifically request more of it, while also asking for less sexual stuff, as opposed to just enduring it as a consequence of watching her content, though?
>> No.57451  
Two years ago, our soccer mode made its return to celebrate the soccer frenzy going on in France through the summer. This year, we’re ready to celebrate the biggest footballing nations around the world (and England) gathering together in Russia to prove who’s the best.
>> No.57452  
Welcome to 4chan, where interacting with a foreigner and eating food other than tendies and ranch without screaming "pool's closed, nigger nigger nigger, you have go to go back" is literally the same as white genocide
>> No.57453  
Imagine Zero Two getting hurt as badly as at the end of episode 20 and still wanting to ride your dick. Imagine her hands getting blood all over you and her momentarily slumping against you with a pained moan and her face smearing even more of her precious vital fluid on you. She would be even tighter than normal when she's aching all over and bleeding on you, all you could do was gently support her upright with your arms and hope she doesn't die trying to squeeze all of your batter into herself.

Imagine her fat dino butt landing on your lap over and over again, and her raising herself up noticeably slower than going down. Imagine Zero Two kissing you clumsier than usual and leaving a strong taste of iron in your mouth when she's straddling you with effort and you can hear her uneven breathing. Just imagine having to take care where you put your arms and hands, but your grip slipping because of the blood and making her wince in pain.
>> No.57464  
Dr Alastair Blanshard of the University of Sydney - a leading orgyologist - says the modern picture of 'Roman orgies' arose in the 18th century. Conservatives wanted to say the Roman Empire fell because of its loose morals, while libertines wanted to say that their own loose morals had respectable, classical precedents. Since he started working on orgies, Dr Blanshard says that he has been excised from his mother’s Christmas newsletters.
>> No.57477  
For the larger part of human history, most girls that marry have done so by 12. AoC is a relatively new concept constructed by women and Jews.
>> No.57590  
First of all you racist bitch, he didn't say "dats not how I do dat, doe." He literally says "No I didn't do it like that." So you not only racially MISQUOTED him 7:50, but YOU can't even spell correctly. And to top it all off each performer has to perform their trick to the producer before the show. Even if he did lie to their faces, WHICH HE DIDN'T, the producers simply don't have to include this in the show. This isn't live tv, they can easily cut people out if they want to. But no, everybody is but hurt because it's a young black kid that fooled Penn & Teller. This kid has probably has done more in life than you. You probably sitting in your mom's basement with not even a participating trophy to your name. You couldn't earn a 10 cent trophy even if your life depended on it, butt hurt bitch.

>> No.57595  
To challenge my students to think about the ethics of what we owe to people in need, I ask them to imagine that their route to the university takes them past a shallow pond. One morning, I say to them, you notice a child has fallen in and appears to be drowning. To wade in and pull the child out would be easy but it will mean that you get your clothes wet and muddy, and by the time you go home and change you will have missed your first class.

I then ask the students: do you have any obligation to rescue the child? Unanimously, the students say they do. The importance of saving a child so far outweighs the cost of getting one’s clothes muddy and missing a class, that they refuse to consider it any kind of excuse for not saving the child. Does it make a difference, I ask, that there are other people walking past the pond who would equally be able to rescue the child but are not doing so? No, the students reply, the fact that others are not doing what they ought to do is no reason why I should not do what I ought to do.

Once we are all clear about our obligations to rescue the drowning child in front of us, I ask: would it make any difference if the child were far away, in another country perhaps, but similarly in danger of death, and equally within your means to save, at no great cost – and absolutely no danger – to yourself? Virtually all agree that distance and nationality make no moral difference to the situation. I then point out that we are all in that situation of the person passing the shallow pond: we can all save lives of people, both children and adults, who would otherwise die, and we can do so at a very small cost to us: the cost of a new CD, a shirt or a night out at a restaurant or concert, can mean the difference between life and death to more than one person somewhere in the world – and overseas aid agencies like Oxfam overcome the problem of acting at a distance.

At this point the students raise various practical difficulties. Can we be sure that our donation will really get to the people who need it? Doesn’t most aid get swallowed up in administrative costs, or waste, or downright corruption? Isn’t the real problem the growing world population, and is there any point in saving lives until the problem has been solved? These questions can all be answered: but I also point out that even if a substantial proportion of our donations were wasted, the cost to us of making the donation is so small, compared to the benefits that it provides when it, or some of it, does get through to those who need our help, that we would still be saving lives at a small cost to ourselves – even if aid organizations were much less efficient than they actually are.
>> No.57599  
Anon is a most curious character, very deep and multi-faceted. On the one hand, he is depraved enough to desire sexually mutilating himself with the cold, frozen anus of a Japanese faerie. On the other hand, he has the determination, pride, and - dare I say it - integrity to stand for this desire and proclaim it honestly.It is a shame Anon is not one single person, for he would undoubtedly be regarded as one of the greatest men throughout history.
>> No.57602  
you are such an aberrant. constant masturbation has taken its toll on your mental capacity.
>> No.57605  
Otakus always hated gyarus. If you watch older anime you rarely see gyarus in it. and if you do, they're always portrayed the same. Repulsive bitches who are killed off, or get slapped and ridiculed for being the cunts they are.
Now that otakus died off and were replaced by normalfags pretending they're otakus. They started portraying their fantasies of fuckin these std infested sluts. But since being a slut completely contradict the otaku waifu culture, these gyarus now *appear to be* sluts.
Can't wait for this meme to die, fuck sluts. they have no business near my anime
>> No.57608  
Hello I am new to this group and also new to the internet so please excuse any mistakes i may make. I to have one of these neons and it works well, The type is shown in the ge catalog but was told it is no longer available. Do you remember the pip top osglim bee hive neon, and later other makers produced these as nite lights, anyone collect these and related items I have several spares, only got the one er lamp produced for the corination in 53, sorry tim if another turns up i will keep you in mind, also will get the dopies of the glow lamp sorted, dont know how i stand about copy wright though if they are to be copeid. How do you send lamps through the post so they do not break? i know it is done I know I have left the topic but find lots to talk about. I would welcome visits from other members, and friends who may be on this site already, If ray hicks has joined hello he has a very good collection of a general nature, including neons and a very good collection of xmas lites. Are neons difficult to find? my experience is they very rarely turn up now are the us ones more plentiful? Has anyone heard of the Radiant Lamp Corp of Newark NJ Going to end now excuse spelling if I can help anyway let me know Hope it is ok to answer these subjects where I can My interests are wide but have much knowledge to still learn especially in the US lamps,by the way When did Westinghouse vanish from the scene to be replaced by Philips? Tim please tidy up these notes before pesenting them, Thanks again for allowing me to join.
>> No.57610  
Now, here is some type of dilemma that I've had in the past. Let's face it, we live in a sexist society. There is no way around that. So, in coming to terms with that it's impossible to truly know just what the full effects of it are because it's so deeply rooted into our culture. Now, I am a single male. So, in terms of how I do my thing, I feel extremely guilty doing it to real people, because 1 - it makes it feel as though I'm objectifying that person and 2 - I just can't stop thinking of how horrible it must be for someone like a porn star, being possibly forced into that occupation because of a lack of opportunities elsewhere. So, in order to ease my guilt, I try to turn towards fictional characters. My logic is, not being real people, they don't have to suffer the same hardships real people do and thus being put into sexualized situations is not an issue. However, am I wrong in thinking this? Is that still a problem? Is it wrong to be sexually attracted towards video game (and I guess fictional in general) characters? I don't know what it exactly does to my psyche, I can only try to guess.
>> No.57630  
In 1969, long-simmering tensions between Honduras and El Salvador, which were competing for a slot in the 1970 World Cup to be held in Mexico, erupted in open hostilities called the “La Guerra del Futbol.”

There was fighting between fans at the first game in the Honduran capital of Tegucigalpa on June 8, which Honduras won 1–0. The second game, on June 15 in the Salvadoran capital of San Salvador, was won 3–0 by El Salvador; even more violence followed. A play-off match took place in Mexico City on June 26, which El Salvador won 3–2 after extra time.

That same day, El Salvador dissolved all diplomatic ties with Honduras, stating that “the government of Honduras has not taken any effective measures to punish these crimes which constitute genocide, nor has it given assurances of indemnification or reparations for the damages caused to Salvadorans.” The Salvadoran Air Force then attacked targets inside Honduras on July 14, which caught the better equipped Honduran air force off guard. The larger Salvadoran army then invaded Honduras.

The Organization of American States (OAS) called for a ceasefire; on July 18, after four days of fighting, the “100 hours war” had ended. El Salvador withdrew its troops August 2; however, the brief hostilities resulted in over 2,000 casualties on each side, with some 300,000 Salvadorans displaced, many returning to their home country beaten and brutalized.

>> No.57641  
I sympathise with her. She's gotta live out the one life she has as a deformed monstrosity. A life of rejection, pity and outright hostility.
What I cannot fucking stand is that some marketing cunt thought it would be cute and progressive to write her in and say she got with the best man.

This instantly conjures up images of this little tard-trike bound butthole wheeling up to the studly young bearded best man, at the reception and moments later rolling away with a knowing wink and a lick of the lips as if we're supposed to be fucking sit there, during fucking tea time, forced to contemplate the allusion that at some point a regular sized bloke and this little afterbirth-in-a-wig will be fucking going at in all filthy and sweaty with his normal sized tadger fucking smashing up against the back of her neck or wherever the fuck her truncated vagina ends and then we're all supposed to look at each other and say 'wow isn't that so progressive don't we live in such a wonderful age aren't we all so fucking fantastic'.

I wish that little 'goblin' all the best but the sewer-stall runoff that fucking worked up this ad needs taking out into the town square to be beaten by the rotted dicks of every syphilitic beggar available, gang-raped by a gang of impressively large dogs and then forced to watch her own shitty advert for eternity.

The only saving grace of this advert was the disgruntled chort that came out of every single one of my family members as we were subjected to this abomination on, what was otherwise, a pretty capital weekday evening.

Also maltesers can fucking do one. They look like they fell off a black man's diseased dingus.
>> No.57646  
anyone else ship numbers together?
maybe it's my teaching but I feel like certain numbers have an affinity towards others
I get pleasure when I see a 6 with a 4, 3 with a 7 and etc etc
>> No.57651  
Imagine being Lao Yang in this scene and having to be all like "damn, Democratic Republic of the Congo, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your natural resources and horrific lazy ass unproductive workforce. I would totally invest in you, both personally and as my government" when all he really wants to do is go back to Tianjin and eat a Pomeranian. Like seriously imagine having to be Lao Yang and not only live in that ashtray while those monkey truck drivers insult your race, the favorable government policy barely concealing the resentment and corruption and just live there, day after day, hour after hour, while they slack off from work. Not only having to tolerate their subhuman lifestyle but their haughty attitude as everyone on the site tells them they've STILL GOT IT and DAMN, SWAMBUTU BOZELE WORKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to live there and watch these ape-like chimp faces contort into a confused grimace when you ask them where their hardhat is. You've been working with nothing but a healthy stream of efficient insect-like slaves and whores thrown out by their peasant families for being female for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Sichuan. You've never even seen anything this tiresome before, and now you swear you can taste the beet liquor that has stained their uniforms as they adjust them and writhe suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in their "motivated" (for that is what they call themselves) performance, the performance they didn't work at all to achieve with their Chinese overseers in the previous months. And then the foreman calls for another load of gravel, and you know you could shoot every single person on this site before Eddie could reach you, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Lao Yang. You're not going to ruin your government's investments over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
>> No.57658  
Chinese calling others monkeys, now I really have seen it all.
>> No.57664  

Rank Country Production
1 China 16,200,000
2 Indonesia 871,170
3 India 620,000
4 Turkey 614,960
5 Thailand 305,000
6 Egypt 251,279
7 Spain 165,400
8 Italy 134,124
9 Morocco 133,744
10 Bangladesh 94,356
>> No.57666  
Also known as Bunbunmaru or /bun/, it’s not really nothing exceptional, but it’s worth noting because, while not the most active board, it isn’t dead.
>> No.57667  
Lies, I'm the only one here.
Actually I'll make a thread to prove it.
>> No.57682  
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>> No.57704  
Don’t tell me you can’t recognize Elsa Jean from a million miles away and you can’t recognize Bruce Venture just from looking at his penis.
>> No.57719  
This is so fucking cringe and not the way actual girls behave.

>"Omg I want headpats they make me blush and stutter uwu~"

It's like a caricature of a woman. How am I supposed to take transwomen serious when they pretend womanhood is ANIME IRL UWU?
>> No.57720  
Well he kinda looks like a rapist so it think CS degree is perfect for him. It is like the unofficial sex offender registry.
>> No.57742  
Natalie Portman is the reason I work out. I have this fantasy where we start talking at the Vanity Fair Oscars party bar. We exchange a few pleasantries. She asks what I do. I say I loved her in New Girl. She laughs. I get my drink.

"Well, see ya," I say and walk away. I've got her attention now. How many guys voluntarily leave a conversation with Natalie Portman? She touches her neck as she watches me leave.

Later, as the night's dragged on and the coterie of gorgeous narcissists grows increasingly loose, she finds me on the balcony, my bowtie undone, smoking a cigarette.

"Got a spare?" she asks.

"What's in it for me?" I say as I hand her one of my little white ladies. She smiles.

"Conversation with me, duh."

I laugh.

"What's so funny?" she protests.

"Nothing, nothing... It's just... don't you grow tired of the egos?"

"You get used to it," she says, lighting her cigarette and handing me back the lighter.

"What would you do if you weren't an actress?" I ask.

"Teaching, I think."

"And if I was your student, what would I be learning?"

"Discipline," she says quickly, looking up into my eyes, before changing the subject. "Where are you from?"

"Bermuda," I say.

"Oh wow. That's lovely."

"It's ok," I admit. "Not everything is to my liking."

"What could possibly be not to your liking in Bermuda?" she inquires.

"I don't like sand," I tell her. "It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."
>> No.57750  
Fuck it, I smiled
>> No.57753  
I think going to jail wrongly for a year is worth at least 2 freebie rapes
>> No.57759  
not him but i ran up to a girl (legal and of age), screamed loudly so she would scream, kissed her and ran away
>> No.57760  
how long until fortnite nostalgia threads
>> No.57763  
You'd be surprised
my first day of college there were a bunch of girls across the hall who couldn't figure out how to install an antivirus (my school required an antivirus to be installed before using most functionality of the internet)
despite instructions on the page for doing so
two were engineering majors, one was compsci


Hopefully a significant amount of time after the heat death of the universe has passed.
>> No.57767  
Consensual incest between adults is legal in Japan.[25]
>> No.57769  
>between adults
>> No.57775  
Low Aged. It's a new pedo-politically-correct term for "underage", since underage would imply the girl is under the age she should be, which is bigoted towards pedosexuals
>> No.57776  
Siblings are meant to be together. It's not shipping, it's the natural state of things.
>> No.57777  
Overzealous producer does the unthinkable: Asks his lead actress to inhale a blob of her own mother's farm-fresh protein. But instead of saving a minisecule amount of self-respect for her own golden years, she chows down like the Amazon gift card they paid her with was worth it. #HUMILIATION
>> No.57778  
According to my dad who used to work on a few John Hughs films back in the day, Emilio Estevez would constantly call Molly Ringwald "Molly Ringworm". Like, all day everyday. Even when she pleaded him to stop, literally in tears to him he'd just laugh and make fun of her name. Emilio would yell it at her if she tried to ignore it, he was so unrelenting. Judd Nelson tried to intervene at one point but you could tell he found it just as funny. He never really went in on her like Emilio though. Members of the cast never really said anything about it to either of them. If Emilio was screaming at her and grabbing her, no one would get between them. If she was found in a room crying, people kept walking. and yes, I did say screaming. Emilio would scream in her face about it as a "joke" which some people did laugh at. He would point at her food and say there's ringworm in it. I dont even think he knew what ringworm was honestly. One morning when my dad showed up there was a banner on one of the sets that said "Who's got ringworm? Molly's got ringworm!". This is when she threatened to quit and threw a huge tantrum in her dressing room. If you read articles about why Molly Ringwald thought filming the movie was "troubling" this is why. Emilio actually tried slipping the word ringworm into one of his scenes but John Hughes stopped the scene midway - which was very unlike him - just tot tell him not to say it anymore.
>> No.57782  
When I was in high school there was this burger place I'd go to frequently with my friends and family. One day I was getting something to eat and the waitress was the most stunning person I've ever met. She looked 3 or 4 years older than me (I was like 15 or 16 at the time.) She had this cute face that reminded me somewhat of Ellen Page's, but less "artificial," you know? She had a very strong jawline and a thick brown hair tied up in a super cute ponytail. A nice frame and supple breasts through the black polo-esque shirt she was wearing.
I ordered my usual (a chicken sandwich with fries and an Oreo shake) and she left to go place it. As soon as she turned around you could see a very nice bottom. It wasn't big in an overpowering way, but a nice clean, almost "athletic" way. Her bum looked similar to the ones the girls on the volleyball team had.
I was awestruck. My juvenile fantasies running wild, with what may be. I didn't have the balls to ask her anything because I was a fat teenager and she looked like she was too good for me.
She came back with my food and I ate it slower than usual. I tried to peek glances to look at her face. I don't know if I was being obvious or not, but no one said anything or gave me any weird looks so I think I was good then.
I had to leave and the way the joint operated was you brought your receipt to the front and you paid there. I brought it up, and the angel rung me up. She said thanks for coming and I told her thanks for her service.
I went back a couple days later to hopefully see her again, but I never did. I still think about her a lot. Just the general beauty of someone working in a place so below them was humbling. I miss that place.
>> No.57787  
Magical Girls are honestly just Warlocks who made a pact with the deity in charge of implied yuri.
>> No.57792  
For all of its inoffensiveness, That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime has one moment that I must point out. Although he claimed not to have minded being a virgin, one of his dying thoughts is that in his next life, he’ll “screw every girl he sees,” which unlocks the “Predator” ability. The ability has nothing to do with screwing girls, but means he can absorb things and turn them into useful items.

Even if it’s a device to give him a useful ability, it comes at the cost of a rape joke. It adds a threatening note to his character and, considering there’s probably a harem aspect to the upcoming episodes, marks him as a potential threat to his future female compatriots. Even if it was just a one-off joke, it treats sexual assault as a subject for light humor.
>> No.57805  
Folklorist and historian of science Adrienne Mayor of Stanford University has suggested that the exquisitely preserved fossil skeletons of Protoceratops and other beaked dinosaurs, found by ancient Scythian nomads who mined gold in the Tian Shan and Altai Mountains of Central Asia, may have been at the root of the image of the mythical creature known as the griffin. Griffins were described as lion-sized quadrupeds with large claws and a raptor-bird-like beak; they laid their eggs in nests on the ground.

Greek writers began describing the griffin around 675 B.C., at the same time the Greeks first made contact with Scythian nomads. Griffins were described as guarding the gold deposits in the arid hills and red sandstone formations of the wilderness. The region of Mongolia and China where many Protoceratops fossils are found is rich in gold runoff from the neighboring mountains, lending some credence to the theory that these fossils were the basis of griffin myths.

>> No.57820  
I'm an anti-natalist but it is a shame I won't have a daughter to engage in a relationship with
>> No.57827  
it's fucking gross how that one time that Texas judge was caught beating his daughter, he got away with it and the only legacy left was neckbeards on the internet commenting on how "hot" the video was

the teenage daughter set up a camera to prove to the authorities that her dad was abusing her and the footage shows her being stripped down to her underwear and being held down by her mother and her father spanks her over and over again with a belt on her buttocks that have no protection whatsoever while she's screaming and crying for them to stop until she just becomes a blubbering mess while her mother tells her to "take her spanking like a big girl".

despite this evidence being made available to the public, the judge got off scot free and even got reelected the next term and the daughter had to move away and basically disappear to avoid all the publicity from that video going viral, it seriously made me want to throw up
>> No.57830  
Desperate garbage tactics for a dying industry. Anime is hardly anything other than softcore porn nowadays. Creativity and quality are gone, the only thing moving a product to the otaku is a hard on.
>> No.57836  
damn maybe being in a relationship is about more than just sex? maybe you're just one of the worst humans imaginable and no one wants to share their life with someone as miserable and shitty as you are?
>> No.57853  
I watch precure and have dolls and pink bedsheets and shoujo posters. I am a little girl
>> No.57858  
I think there is something to arousal in general. Unfortunately for men, they can't hide it. During my very first week of aikido 10 yrs ago, I noted a lot of men train with boners. Most of them go up and down all during class. As soon as I "attack" (do the designated engagement for them to respond to), they get an erection. I forgot about it when I hadn't trained for a few yrs. But it's just the exact same now. It might just be a wrist grab and they go 'schwinnggg!!!' in a mili-second. They get really embarrassed but I try to let them know I am ignoring it and that it is normal. For many of them, it happens with whomever they are engaging with. But for the young green men (not wearing hakama- not black belts), it's painfully obvious ridiculously huge boners.
>> No.57864  
Yes, it is possible to be too well hung, and the Large Penis Support Group at lpsg.org goes all out to prove the difficulties involved for these poor afflicted souls. Did you know that around 1.5 per cent of all accidents in the home are caused by large penis-related incidents? "Although only a small number have been known to be fatal", the site states.
>> No.57867  
One of the little secrets about gay people is that there's a hierarchy. The younger gays will always be bottoms for older gays. They're treated as fucktoys until they get older or in bigger shape to fight back. Then they become tops. There's a lot of show of masculinity involved which is why a lot of gays go into bodybuilding, either to scare off the elders or attract twinks.

So there's a lot of desire to start gays younger, so the older gays get more fresh meat. Despite lgbt making up 4% of the population, they account for most of the pedophiles. The idea is that if they start fucking bottoms, they won't be bottomed themselves. The L part? Too busy beating their partners and not fucking. B? Too busy slutting around. T? The T part believes in the gender freedom shit, and starting young as well. But considerthe vast majority are mtf fags in denial.
>> No.57868  
I have a hard time imagining her naked, much less spreading open her butt cheeks or something. I mean, look at that adorable sprite! The fact that, at one point in the past few days, the loli in that sprite was taking a dump while sweating buckets is simply... mindblowing. It may be undeniably true and canon that she poops, but I just can't reconcile that mental image with her adorable sprites.

Why is cuteness such a powerful force?
>> No.57881  
There was a time, many years ago, that running a tool to block our ads was not hurting us from being able to grow. This is no longer the case. We've been offering options for you to not see as many ads, remove ads from displaying the more frequent you use the site, giving you a chance to purchase an ad free account, and yet STILL people like yourself are running an ad block. There really is no need to. While we have a contract with our ad provider, you will only ever receive entirely safe ads. No sound, no exploits. IF an exploit were to be sent via their ads, you can bet they would pay YOU for the inconvenience.

Let's be frank. Gelbooru is a free archive site. It costs money to run, it costs money to develop. We do not charge anyone and have no plans to ever do such a thing. I believe the site should remain free for EVERYONE. If every one of you would disable your ad block tool and create an account and just disable banner ads, allowing the single popunder to go through per day, we would make three times as much as we do now. This staggering increase in revenue would allow us to buy a new server located back in the USA, additional bandwidth for the site, and allow us to command an even higher chance of receiving ads that do not show you "granny porn" ads.

You may think that you are one of the few, and are insignificant, but you really aren't. You are a user of 70% of our total traffic that does this, and it forces everyone else to suffer. You are making the 30% who want to support the site do all the work, and it is having negative impact on the ecosystem. Again, please disable your ad block, create a throwaway account if you must, and disable banners in your account options if you hate banner ads, or popups if you hate popups, and help us actually grow faster.

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>> No.57883  
Usually I just flip the bird to stuff like this due to all the sleazy shit online advertisting does nowadays. I have never used an actual adblocker before, but nowadays I get a 'you're blocking our ads!' on every site that has them due to using extensions to protect my privacy and every single ad tracking every single one of your movements.

However, in 2018 Gelbooru remains one of the very few exceptions where I still see almost all ads despite the extensions. Unfortunately ad companies have ruined it for themselves everywhere else so people nowadays just block anything and everything.
>> No.57884  
Now, this clearly wouldn't work. If Illya bound Miyu's hands with the catheter, then there would be no way for Miyu to pee through it, since the tube would be closed by the pressure of the binding.
>> No.57889  
Wat. It'll always be a thing. There were a bunch of poser-ass newfags brought in by the 50 Shades garbage, and a bunch of them got scared off when oldfags tried to educate them about risks, consent, and negotiation and shit.

Most people aren't public about it because apparently being outed can cost jobs. Except for leatherfags. They don't give a fuck.

Also it's not like everyone at the restaurant knows that the big party taking up the patio is a bunch of perverts. It's just people in casual street clothes shooting the shit.
>> No.57895  
Kaga doesn't have massive tits in this game so it sucks
>> No.57897  
sup /a/
Zac here. Do you fap to moeshit anime? Well, I think moshit animus are just for pedophiles. Even I'm only 15 years old, I think those girls look too young for me.
So don't fap to them. if you do, you are a pedo.
>> No.57902  
I want to defeat and mating press Fir.
She'd never turn down a challenge even if it's a contest in something she has absolutely no hope of winning, like math or something. I think I'd go for a special, slow kind of mating press. Reach around and under her with both my arms and cup her bony ass from below so I can sandwich her fully on each downstroke and hold her tight against me when I'm all the way in. I'd want her to feel the size difference between us, make her aware of how light and small she is, and make sure she can feel the weight of me above her moving every time I slide in or out. From that position I could probably lift her tiny body and carry her over to different surfaces to mating press her on, just finding anything that could support us bothand railing her on top of it until she's not even sure where she is anymore.

God, typing this out has made me realize just how much I want to fuck Fir. I want to hear her say my name. I want her to let her hair down out of that pontytail so wherever I lay her down is just painted with that dishevelled, lustrous purple. I really want to fuck Fir
>> No.57946  
girls are just grown up sperm, idiot
and even if not, if you kiss or fuck her you indirectly kiss and fuck all those dudes that previously did it to her
let alone the fact that you have a dick attached to you literally 24/7 and even jerk it off
everyone on this earth is gay
>> No.57982  
I really don't understand how everyone can act like Rean is cheesy and generic. His character is actually really deep and after going though a 4-game long journey with him I feel a great emotional connection between the two of us. I think people who didn't actually read the story make fun of him, but those of us who read the story know how great Rean's character is. I've thought about the possibility that Rean won't show up in future Kiseki's, and honestly I've cried like... a fuckton over it
>> No.58011  
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"NBC said, 'we cannot show that shot' - which was this great, kind of cinematic shot - and I said, 'Why? Because of the exposed spine and muscle tissue and ribs and flayed skin?' and they were, like, 'No, we see their butt cracks.' And I said, 'What if we filled the butt cracks with blood so you didn't see the crack?' and they said 'Okay!'"
>> No.58022  
No anime is made for little girls. It's all made for middle aged Japanese wage slaves to distract them from their horrible, horrible corporatized existence in an effort to delay their inevitable suicide as long as possible so as to not interfere with corporate profit.

If your life is so terrible that it appeals to you also, you should probably make some changes.
>> No.58069  
Following the destruction of DC, Bernie Sanders traveled to Detroit, Michigan in search of a device that would allow him to bring socialist rule to the entire US. Instead, he unearthed something that the Potawatomi Indians had long sealed away. Whatever merged with Bernie Sanders, it now seeks to bring blessed rust and ruin to the world. The half-mechanical, half-biological hordes of the Empire of Rust embody the despair and decay the Rust Belt represents. Only anarchy-ridden Chicago, its population to violent and chaotic for assimilation, has remained untouched within its territory.
>> No.58082  
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"Through the haze of battle I saw the glint of sun on golden mane, the sheen of glory clad in mail, and I dropped my sword and wept at the idiocy of war."
—Dravin, Gruul deserter
>> No.58095  
Well theres a lot of context that needs to be laid out. I dont really do green texts sorry..
My mom is a drunk stoner who has been married 6 times and is a huge cheater. She also thinks my little sister is a little whore and she married my dads best friend (I live in a town of 100 people and he was my dads only real friend Ill call the friend dean) and her and dean went to school with eachother and they hooked up the weekend of deans wives death (she fought breast cancer for a couple years) but dean was stressed out and would go hang with my mom to get away from the annoying family he has.

My little sister is 13 and she has been sexually curious since like 7. I think I was 14 the first time I fooled around with her. She loves to give out sexual favors to hot dudes (and also gets other girls involved with this type of shit, her best friend is cuter and I used to facetime with them while theyd fool around) no matter the age.
Anyways my mom wouldnt leave us alone together and when my sister went out to go hang with dudes, my mom wanted me to go out and hang with her and dean and my dad. I wanted to get high so fuck it why not? Well she takes me to the backroom (My dad hates weed it really fucks him up) and I cant remember the order it all happened in but my mom put her hands up my shirt and played with my nips. She was also really close to me and rubbing on me and shit. She did a mama bird type thing with the weed pipe where she would hit it and then she made me open my mouth and suck in the smoke from her mouth. She also was constantly talking about how this was weird and she was a weird mom but she didnt care and that everyone would judge her hard for this stuff. She kissed my cheeks and licked my ear, and was really adamant about me staying the night, but I got the fuck outta there because dad was leaving and he was my ride.
I felt really uncomfortable for like the next day after but I wish my mom was hot, and Im hoping my sister gets a little thinner
>> No.58097  
40 years going on strong. I got a boner while a girl sat next to me once when she was in my room but I was too afraid she would be offended or something if she knew so I hid it until she eventually got bored and went home.

I wish I was 20 again so I could learn to not care so much. Too late now at 40, no girl wants a guy with zero experience, and because of that, is extremely awkward around girls.
Don't be me guys.
>> No.58100  
It is considered a rare breed,[1] existing as several, isolated feral herds,[2] as some captive populations in zoological parks and nature reserves,[1][3] and breeding stock on some private farms operated by groups of rare-breed enthusiasts.[4][5] As few as 1,200 individual British primitives may remain.[1]
>> No.58102  
Fuck you. Bathing and showering is cancer. It's just making yourself painfully uncomfortable for 15-20 minutes just so the normalfags don't have to feel a smell they don't like. I hate it.
>> No.58150  
Friends -
I recently screened a couple of DVDs of Khan Tusion's foolishness called "White Chicks Licking Black Crack". Two volumes, five scenes each, of pretty, young, white girls licking the assholes and sucking the dicks of black guys.

In Vol. 2, Krystal Jordan, who has long reminded me of the cutest little slutty Girl Scout you could imagine, gives a scene that almost floored me. What she did was beyond imagination. This was the greatest, most enthusiastic, display of asshole love I have ever seen. This went WAY beyond rimming. She tried to stick her whole FACE; tongue, mouth, nose, eyes, all of it, up this brotha's ass. She kissed and licked his hole like she'd been doing it all her life. She would plant her whole mouth over his asshole and then take a suction, she tongue-fucked the guy so hard he almost started crying. She washed her entire face, up and down, side to side in this dude's asscheeks. Smiling, and cooing, and giggling the whole time. Just as cute as a button. Never flinched as Khan Tusion made her tongue love the guy from every postion he could think of, including sitting squarely, full force, on her pretty little face until it disappeared and all you saw was forehead and hair. But you could still see her mouth action as she worked the dude's asshole. After awhile, Khan Tusion thought this little girl might actually be sicker than him.

I was dumbstruck at how gung-ho she was about all of it. She was breathtaking. She said she loved it, and I believed her.

I was just glad this was America, and this scene didn't wind up somewhere I didn't really wanna go. I love this girl and did before this, but she looked like she might be capable of anything.
>> No.58152  
Wikipedia advises researchers and journalists to be wary of, and generally avoid, using Wikipedia as a direct source, and instead focus on verifiable information found in an article's cited references.[citation needed]
>> No.58159  
New archaeological research from The Australian National University (ANU) has found that Homo erectus, an extinct species of primitive humans, went extinct in part because they were 'lazy'.

An archaeological excavation of ancient human populations in the Arabian Peninsula during the Early Stone Age, found that Homo erectus used 'least-effort strategies' for tool making and collecting resources.

This 'laziness' paired with an inability to adapt to a changing climate likely played a role in the species going extinct, according to lead researcher Dr Ceri Shipton of the ANU School of Culture, History and Language.

"They really don't seem to have been pushing themselves," Dr Shipton said.
>> No.58163  
Please beautiful flower... answer me on kik.. my balls are getting blue hahaha
>> No.58167  
The no fun allowed tranny boards. Not only nenmin and his posters are literal trannies, but bun admin, AyaS, is also a tranny.
>> No.58169  
how can anyone find lesbians attractive
Vaginas are gross now imagine 2 of them touching and spewing liquid on each other
just yucky
>> No.58174  
I want to make a bony baby in my mummy mommy's womb tomb
>> No.58209  
Included are 9 scenes with Rui in different outfits eye-fucking the camera. Every scene has her wearing skimpy clothing and gravity defying tops and she bounces and shakes in different scenarios. She never takes off the clothing completely so you will have to use your imagination. Here is a detailed breakdown of each scene:
Intro: Rui is wearing a tube dress with the skirt up high and heels on. She is drinking wine at a pool in the fucking dark because that is totally normal. The camera guy is probably a Supreme Court Justice. He asks her some questions and everything is in untranslated japanese. She poses with the wine, and it fades to black. Then Scene 1 begins.
Scene 1: Rui is wearing the same outfit as before. Now she moves to the bed. She is still drinking wine, visibly intoxicated (fake drunk). She talks with the camera guy in japanese again. She finishes her wine and drops the glass on the floor. She begins rubbing her body and pulls down her tube dress to reveal a square-style bikini top. She also has matching leopard print underwear. Today I learned that the spots on a cheetah are dots while the spots on a leopard form circles. She lies back on the bed for a while. Afterward she is seen dancing to shitty techno music. Gyrating faster to allow for faster masturbation pacing. She bounces until the scene ends.
Scene 2: Rui is wearing a high cut crop top and blue striped bikini bottoms in bed. Her tits are almost falling out under the shirt. She eventually wakes up to reveal her top matches the bottom when she removes her shirt. She does her morning stretches and then breaks out the lotion/cream for her magnificent rack. She gets right to the cleavage rather quickly. The main focus is her tits and belly. She eventually gets on all fours and uses one hand to caress her rack as it jiggles and shakes while it is hanging there. This is one of her better scenes. She eventually lays down on her back and rubs lotion onto the backs of her legs and upper thighs before the scene ends.
Scene 3: Rui is wearing a skimpy red bikini at the beach now. She poses in the water and starts splashing with the camera man. She eventually gets chased while she giggles and jiggles across the beach. She also chases the camera while her rack bounces as well. She gets tired and lays in the sand to soak up the sun. She gets a mound of sand together and uses her tits and ass to flatten it. She crawls around on all fours in the sand and poses for the camera. She rubs the sand into her rack and later brushes it off. More shaking here. The scene ends too soon.
Scene 4: Rui is wearing a keyhole sweater and skirt in a parked van. She reveals the skimpy lacy top underneath that allows for some amazing underboob shots. She also reveals her lacy underwear rather quickly before she moves to the back seat and gets up close with the camera. She sucks a lollipop with pink lipstick and kisses behind the camera. She poses for the rest of the scene. Somewhat generic scene.
Scene 5: Rui is wearing a skimpy cardigan with a tiny string holding her tits in place. She is pressed up against an exercise ball. She uses her tits to smash it and reveals later she is only wearing skimpy panties. She gets on top of the ball and bounces to reveal her top has some amazing underboob/sideboob/rearboob potential. She gets off the ball and her tits make an audible PLOP where the mic picks up the audio across the room. She moves to the bed and lays down while the camera goes in for a close inspection. She hops on top of you and gives you a massage virtually. She straddles a pillow and the camera goes in for a close booty inspection and then she turns back around to squeeze those funbags again for the camera. She jiggles and shakes her rack for the rest of the scene.
Scene 6: Rui is wearing a black funeral outfit with the hair netting over her face. There is sad music as well. Must of been inspired by funeral crashes because she immediately starts kissing the camera man. She closes the drapes and strips off her dress to reveal black lacy lingerie with pantyhose underneath. Her lingerie top is quite interesting, with lots of titty showing and the nipple covered. She poses and gets on the bed, she removes her pantyhose and lays on the bed. boring
Scene 7: Rui is wearing a striped one-piece bathing suit at the pool. It is a large public pool and others can be seen in the background. The camera goes underwater while she jumps up and down submerging her tits over and over. She walks to the edge of the pool with the steps and begins rubbing against the metal handrail. She gets out of the pool to reveal just how awesome the bathing suit is and her booty really pops in it. She smashing the rail with her tits. Later in this scene she is in the sauna with a towel on. The camera gets a close look as she takes it off to reveal her bathing suit from before. She gets close and talks to the camera with her cleavage taking up most of the screen.
Scene 8: Rui is wearing a very loose jersey top and a bikini bottom. Her tits are probably taped to the inside of the shirt. She is playing soccer in a field while the camera follows her every move. She shakes and jiggles like crazy in this scene because the top is so loose. After she makes a soccer goal she moves on to a pogo style exercise thingy and bounces on it like crazy. Next she takes a break and grabs the water bottle. She sits on the bench and talks to the camera for a little bit then pulls down her top and holds it with her hands in place. She takes the water and pours it down the back and then the front to end the scene.
Scene 9: Rui is wearing an orange bathing suit with hot pink trim underneath a white shirt. They use a squirt gun to make it transparent. She removes the top and lathers up in the bathtub. This is another one with lots of close up angles. She uses the tub edge to smash her tits together and rub them across it. She rubs her soapy tits and ass on the glass window. She gets out of the tub and lays down with soap still in her cleavage. She gives the camera a virtual massaging while she speaks japanese. She rubs the lather all over her tits to end the movie. The End.
>> No.58216  
My dad told me Christmas is for people that have jobs.

I sat in my room alone while the extended family was invited over and socialized. At the end, my mom gave me a $40 gift certificate to the movies.
>> No.58236  
To clarify: foisting Cher and the Kardashians upon the world is clearly one of the most horrible crimes in human history, and anything K. Ataturk did pales in comparison.
>> No.58239  
Many up-skirt shots of the cheerleader's panties under their skirts.
A woman is shown showering, her breasts visible.
Two women try to turn on a driver behind their bus, their breasts visible.
Two women fight, one of their shirts is ripped off, her breasts visible.
Three women participate in a "beauty contest". They all are shown topless, their breasts and panties visible. Two pull down their panties down briefly, butts visible. More women join, all of their breasts and panties visible.
A woman is shown nude for a bath, her breasts and butt visible, and another woman washes her. The other woman takes her top off, her breasts also visible. A man was watching the whole time and it is implied that he as masturbating. He is caught, and his butt is visible.
A man and woman kiss.
>> No.58269  
0verflow is in talks with fan translation group Sekai Project.
>> No.58270  
MangaGamer is a company that spawned from Circus, Nexton, Overdrive and Tarte, and focuses solely on releasing English-translated visual novels.
So far, every title by them has been by one of the above companies or its subsidiaries, with Higurashi no Naku Koro ni becoming the first exception (although it must be mentioned that 07th Expansion's licensing costs are most likely very low, as they're already glad their story is getting to non-Japanese audiences - also see their extremely positive response to the fan translation of Umineko no Naku Koro ni). This means titles not by one of MangaGamer's founders are much less likely to be released by MangaGamer.

MangaGamer's prices started out very high (50 euros), and they've been experimenting with them a bit. Eventually, they seem to have settled on 37 euros, with Kira Kira and Shuffle having been released for that price. However, since Koihime Musou features gameplay and Higurashi no Naku Koro ni was originally a doujin game (which are generally much cheaper than regular VNs), their prices may vary nonetheless. Comparing to the original Japanese visual novel prices, MangaGamer releases are cheap. 9000 yen is a completly normal price for a visual novel over there. Compared to its competitor, JAST USA, MangaGamer is more expensive.

MangaGamer releases games as download-only, with no plans to sell physical copies. As MangaGamer is only a small company and the non-Japanese VN market is a small market, they can't afford to invest a lot into making physical disks available (JAST USA on the other hand can do this just fine, as they're a large company, further supported by J-List). This has been confirmed multiple times, regardless of what the rumor mill might say - they've played with the idea, but the conclusion remains that it's a bad idea.
They have been selling merchandise related to their VNs at conventions, however there do not seem to be any plans yet to sell this stuff outside of conventions.

MangaGamer ports all games they release to the Buriko General Interpreter/Ethornell engine. This means that they can release non-PC games just fine, as they're porting the whole thing anyways.
Chaos;Head Noah will never, ever be released by MangaGamer, though, as JAST USA currently has a partnership with Nitro+, publisher of Chaos;Head and Chaos;Head Noah.

MangaGamer has been confirmed to be in the red before the release of Kira Kira and Shuffle. However, Kira Kira was very popular among visual novel fans, and Shuffle was very popular among anime fans; it is unknown if the success of these two titles has managed to improve their situation, though.

No plans have been announced concerning releases of non-adult versions of adult games. It has been confirmed that they plan to open an all-ages version of the site for the Higurashi release, though.

[In case anyone is wondering what the hell this is all about, this is a very old post from 2009. Things sure have changed, haven't they?]
>> No.58295  
A pregnant pilljunkie streetwhore offered me breastmilk straight from the tap for no extra charge once. Tasted good after the initial salty dried sweat of her teat passed. She passed out on a opiate nod while I suckled away, instinctually stroking my head and humming a lullaby to me. Honestly it was one of the most kino moments of my adult life. After both udders were empty I got up and went through her purse and found her phone and read through the texts of her fucked up life. Her mom worked at a nearby university apparently. I sent her mom a text at 4am that her daughter was a drug addict streetwalker and pregnant and wished her luck with the difficulties ahead. Then I took a pic of her ID with my phone and put everything back in its place and jerked off all over her face. After a little bit she started choking on her vomit I guess it was the beginning of an overdose. I was tempted to watch her die but the no-tell motel had my information for the 2-hour rental. She soon woke up coughing out the vomit and crying though. She got her things, called her mobile pill dealer that was serving the street whores in that area from a big jacked up black and chrome truck, and got a ride from him not realizing yet that my drying jizz was all over her face and hair. Using the ID info I casually stalk her online once or twice a year out of morbid curiosity.
>> No.58296  
Reminder to support Venezuela against the Zionist Anti-White Empire of America aka USA. Together, Eurasia will destroy American Hegemonic Tyranny and give a future to white children of all colours across the globe.
>> No.58300  
Just because you sell sex for money doesn't make you a whore
>> No.58313  
and you have to name/rename your n daughters Unity-chan, Unity-chan(1), Unity-chan(2), ..., Unity-chan(n - 1)
>> No.58316  
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I can’t believe they brought back
Coffee Instant Type II
>> No.58358  
*pulls out glock*... "Oh I'm sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt. You were saying? No please, continue... I'd love to hear the rest of this fantasy of yours. EVERYONE ELSE SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP! What's the matter, frog got your tongue? You seemed so talkative before, what changed? Oh this? Yeah, this is normal to carry where I'm from, but I wouldn't be surprised if it's the first real one you've seen. No, don't look at anyone else, look at me. Look at me because I'm the one in control of your life right now. I'm in charge. No, don't cry, that's not going to help you. Not even a little. Wanna know why? Because at this very moment, here and now, as far as you're concerned I'm God and unless you play your cards right, I could very well be the last thing you ever see. So save your tears for someone who cares and choose your next words really fucking carefully now you stupid Finnish bitch. You disgusting whore. Because this is my show now and your fifteen minutes are almost up. Now tell me what you are. Repeat what I just called you. And start taking off your clothes as you do it. Yeah that's right. One piece at a time. Right here and now in the middle of a street. Be thankful, I'm about to make you a star..."
>> No.58361  
Furries are genuinely disgusting people. I met up with one I'd known for years. I had feelings for him. We did lewd stuff and after he got home he informed me that I shouldn't take things seriously and that it was just a casual meet up. Not once did he claim such a thing up until that point. He was nothing but an abusive coward.
>> No.58365  
getting bullied helped me realize I was gay, I remember masturbating to the thought of the guy who beat me up forcing me to suck his dick
>> No.58367  
Saten no
>> No.58368  
The problem isn't that women can't be lonely or depressed, it's that they have no right to be. Literally 0 hardships in life.
>can have all physical and emotional desires taken away with the snap of their fingers
>don't have to work unless they want to
>even if they decide to work it's way easier due to diversity hires and bosses wanting to fuck them
>Always have the option of climbing the corporate ladder by banging their superiors.
>Constantly cherished and celebrated by society
>Can ruin peoples lives with a mere accussation if they want to
>> No.58371  
Specific themes:
For various reasons, content including the following themes in a provocative, suggestive, or sexual manner is not allowed:

Anything provocative or suggestive related to Nowi or similar dragons.
Anything provocative or suggestive related to Eirika and Ephraim, Seliph and Julia, or any other explicit depiction of incest.
Anything provocative or suggestive related to Wrys.
>> No.58399  
All the talk we ever have heard
Uttered by bat or beast or bird --
Hide or fin or scale or feather --
Jabber it quickly and all together!
Excellent! Wonderful! Once again!
Now we are talking just like men.
>> No.58402  
Don't disrespect Gordon you fucking donut

>> No.58408  
Calling her a "woman" is a courteous societal convention
she has neither earned nor is worthy of receiving even
in passing.

>> No.58439  
Let momo chan be your perfect japanese girlfriend. She is a beautiful petite girl that never had a boyfriend before, she is shy and now all yours. Her eyes are closed, she feels insecure as being with a man is all new to her. Her body is slender. Her cute little tits are just waiting for your loving hands and tongue. The momo chan Girlfriend experience is well adjustable and she will enjoy with you any position you like. You can enjoy all three holes she has to offer you, Mouth, Vaginal and Anal. Her tight innocent Vagina will be pure pleasure and together can you now enjoy your love life the way and as often as you want. Specially the Vagina is scary life like and was build with the unique 3D high emulation procedure. With a total height of about 100cm (3.28 foot) can she easily fit in your closet and wait till you back from work or school. Let momo be your perfect japanese girlfriend.

The momo chan Girlfriend experience features

currently only available at otonaJP for buyers outside Japan
true and real girlfriend experience
3 holes for penetration - mouth , vagina and anal
made with a durable TPE silicone mix
can be enjoyed in various positions
measurements - height 100cm (3.28 foot) / bust 48cm (18.89 inch) / waist 38cm (14.96 inch) / hip 59cm (23.22 inch)
depth of vagina 16.5cm (6.49 inch) / depth of anal hole 12.5cm (4.92 inch) / depth of mouth 10.5cm (4.13 inch) / foot size 15.5cm (6.10 inch)
all measurements are approximately
>> No.58461  
I like the beach patrol idea I’m in alll your 55 let’s find an island together???

Omg don’t sunburn that pretty face darling lol!! I’m a lifesaver you might need My assistance right

So hot ladies need to come over soon to that location soon yummy intensifying ladies
>> No.58474  
You only think that because that's the only part you can read. In Japanese, the rest of it is accompanied by "7 HOURS OF SEX, DROWNING IN CUM". That's like saying "teen" is a sexual word because there are porn videos labeled "TEEN TAKES BIG BLACK COCK AND LOSES CONSCIOUSNESS"
>> No.58486  
Quest markers literally have to exist in Bethesda games though. The actual dialogue/quest gives you 0 direction and the worlds are so uninspired without a giant marker pointing out where you need to go you'd be lost.
>> No.58488  
Was there a timeskip or something
They camped for a whole year. Rin has seen some shit.
Where's the pink haired bitch?
It was a rough winter.
>> No.58494  
"We didn't really pay much attention to feedback from the Japanese market afterwards, but one day, their localization team made a strange request: "Please make a school swimming suit costume for Elins." From the concept art image they provided us, we thought it wouldn't take much effort to make, so we just made it quickly for them. But we didn't expect this to be such a big hit. Although we just made the costume half-heartedly, the profit we made from this costume alone exceeded all the profit we made from all the swimming costumes for all races in Korea. "
>> No.58496  
Red China army killed great number of Chinese democratization's people in Tienanmen
Square in 1989 Jun .Their China military's tanks killed many democratic citizen .
It was awesome and shocking !

Over 40 million Chinese were massacred by red China of Mao Zedong in Chinese culture
revolution (1966-79) .It's awesome cruel !! , communism that ... , just a mad dog !
Unbelievable ! But that's truth that all .Cause , red China is the bloody red beast or Satan's
country and area in Bible's John's holy prophecy .

人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 
多黨制 Multi-party system 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 反共 法輪功 北京之春 激流中國
大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 侵略 掠奪 破壞 屠殺 民族淨化 
内臟器官 蛇頭 遊進 走私 六合彩 賭博 色情 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 Tibet
達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 東突厥斯坦 East Turkistan freenet

>> No.58499  
>KHV whose only experience with non-family girls is getting turned down
>writing slave training game like Princess Trainer
>kept getting told that the emotional responses of my characters are "realistic"
>> No.58509  
Hey guys I'm not gay, I play football. I clicked this thread because I the thumbnail has a hot girl. Well, since I'm here I had a question let's say hypothetically I had gay thoughts (lol yea right) and I found my close friend attractive (ew gross) and one day we had sex in the back of my car after football practice (I would puke...the only thing I bang is chicks with big you know what I'm saying lol) but we didn't kiss. Would that be gay? We were wasted and while we were banging we kept calling each other fags. It's almost like a parody of when we bang chicks (remember this didn't happen). So that wouldn't make me gay right? Just a jokester?
>> No.58512  
琉球独立 Free okinawa アイヌ独立 Free Ainu 核兵器 Nuclear weapon 原子爆弾 Atomic bomb 人間宣言 Humanity Declaration 広島・長崎 Hiroshima・Nagasaki 731部隊 Unit731 鳴梁海戦 Battle of Myeongnyang 真珠湾 Pearl Harbor 神風攻撃隊 Kamikaze 慰安婦 Comfort women 戦争犯罪 War crime 南京大虐殺 Nanjing Massacre 小笠原事件 Chichijima cannibalism incident 憲法第9条 Article 9 of the Constitution 関東大震災朝鮮人虐殺 Kanto Massacre 李舜臣 Yi Sun-sin 沖縄戦 Battle of Okinawa 枢軸国 Axis powers マニラ大虐殺 Manila massacre 東條英機 Hideki Tojo 太平洋戦争 Pacific War 倭寇 Wokou 連合国軍最高司令官総司令部 Supreme Commander for the Allied Powers(GHQ) 戦犯裕仁 Hirohito 戦犯国 War criminals country 部落問題Burakumin 夜這いYobai 竹島Dokdo/Takeshima 尖閣諸島Senkaku Islands/Diaoyudao Qundao 千島列島 Kuril Islands バッキー Bakky Visual Planning 女子高生コンクリート詰め殺人Murder of Junko Furuta 援助交際 Enjo kosai 痴漢 Chikan、 Japino、唐行きさん Karayuki-san、 琉球独立、 アイヌ独立、任那日本府廃棄、 百済、 白村江の戦い、 文禄・慶長の役、独立、主権回復、佐川一政、 食人、 人肉、 いじめ、亀甲船、牟田口廉也、 インパール作戦 、第二次世界大戦、敗亡、敗戦、用薬須知続編、人中黄
>> No.58521  
>Bakky Visual Planning
Overrated shit
>> No.58526  
I always use hotdogs when I'm out of nonlinear resistors.

>> No.58531  
Never approach a fresh cake. She still has delusions of youth. You'll need to wait until 27-28 for the reality to set in, when there's still ample time to have a family. Desperation sets in around 30 if you think you need that edge. 35 is the point of no return; she'll either be absolutely frantic to have a child, or so far-gone that you have no chance. If you're going for that age, flip a coin. If you fail every previous chance, it's the best you'll get.
>> No.58541  
You can't say bunbunmaru is a /jp/ spinoff or whatever it's implying because it's from like 2009 and /jp/ was created in 2008, it was too early to call it a actual board with a actual culture established. I'm not denying it's the board it mostly interacted with, however it shouldn't be grouped with actual spinoffs like ota and GNFOS. Anyway, the site was ok but the irc channel used to be full of queers. Bunjews are no fun allowed fags and they all have some sort of mental illness. It's dead now though, so it's ok.
>> No.58547  
My mum says I'm fun ;_;
>> No.58552  
wth is wrong with ur mum
>> No.58554  
It stems from the fact people who were outed as janitors later due to the leaks were regulars in #bunbunmaru and friends with the mentally ill administrator. Not even mentioning bun has always been a no fun allowed shithole for retards that want to have "serious" discussions and talk about stale 2hushit.
>> No.58555  
I am noticing that being a homosexual appears to be the latest fad here in the US. Am I wrong or is it that obvious?
>> No.58556  
>not a resurgent trend from 2005
>> No.58557  
Whomst art thou quoteth?
>> No.58563  
can you imagine dating amber heard? After a while you obviously understand she is batshit insane and she is going to destroy you but every single moment in you life you decided to hide that feeling deep down in your mind because you are fucking her. And when you are fucking her you feel like the king of the world. Nothing stops you. Nothing tops you. Nothing compares with seeing this perfect fucking specimen riding your dick, thrusting her wet pussy while holding firmly her waist.
But then you come and you realize how crazy your life now is. You simply can't escape the realization that pussy won and you are too weak, pathetic, incapable of doing the right thing. She's laughing at you right now, and you start thinking its not cause the sex was great but because you are hers and she knows it. And you wait. You wait and wait and wait a few minutes until you get horny again and your mind is able to forget your pitiful existence.
Maybe next time.
>> No.58567  
They say we are born too late to explore the world and too early to explore the stars

But being able to beat my meat to girls half way around the world any time i want seems ok to me.

But i would also like to explore the stars while beating my meat 🤣
>> No.58587  
I want to make a harry potter jrpg where you're a black kid in the ghetto who gets accepted to a STEM wizard school where you don't learn common core math and learn math like they did centuries ago, using proofs and shit like euclides.

Every city is like going to a diferent place in history where you learn about a period of math and will then solve puzzles like some farmers in egypt who needs to calculate their flooding area for their crops.

In the end there's an evil organization of white liberals who want to keep the blacks dumb as fuck and created common core just to keep blacks from learning true proper math skills.

The end scene is like the end of evangelion where there's angels and shit and all the equations you needed in the game fly around your final mecha you build using basic STEM college in the latest levels and the world ends and math is free from being taugh in a shitty way.

It's like the evangelion of math games.
>> No.58595  
It was hard to install Windows in the Medieval Period, they didn't have computers.
>> No.58596  
So many cute couples in architecture:

Wattle & Daub
Motte & Bailey
Mortise & Tenon
Post & Lintel
Brick & Mortar
Merlon & Crenel
>> No.58598  
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Party Bus of Saint Traft
>> No.58605  
It started with gamergate in 2014. Suddenly a lot of apolitical, neeting, gaming shitposters realized, the commies will hunt them down and subject them to their forced gender sensitivity bullshit.

I remember in 2012 everyone was making fun of Anita Sarkeesian, but that wasn't a big debate. Feminists are fucking stupid yo, this was universally accepted, and feminists investigating video games was at the very best, a source of entertainment.

When Gamergate happened, people suddenly realized, that these SJW activist commie fucks are fucking everywhere, and they're huge control freaks and will not ever rest as long as there's a white guy in a video game shooting monsters to save a white girl. That was the redpill for a lot of people. The commies had gone too far. The imageboards were no longer in the basic "leave me alone, leave us to our funposting" mode.

Instead, the imageboards have basically gone full stormfront. The interference of imageboard culture with the 2016 presidential election was merely a result of this change. And I don't really see anything stopping, the main stream left is panicking, and this agitation and oppression is causing a further radicalization.
>> No.58606  
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you are so enlightened, a real futuristic man, jacking off with no shame, wow, how do you do it? And now that you have sworn off porn, you have lost even the illusion of a sex partner, just you and your dong, slamming away, you don't have to feel ashamed, but I certainly feel ashamed for you.
>> No.58610  
the drawer is Fatalpulse

From the Japan

They has sold in ComicMarket Doujin

Now search their work!
>> No.58611  
There was a deleted scene in The Two Towers where Saruman sits at his table in deep concentration. A little orc servant walks in and asks what master wants to eat. Saruman is deeply undecided, pauses for a few seconds, before he mumbles "well, what's on the menu". The orc is confused and wonders, what's a menu and Saruman shows an evil smile. Next thing you know orks are in the kitchen chopping away on carrots, onions, looking confused while wearing itching chef outfits. An old orc with scars yells at them to hurry up or they'll end up being on the menu. They orks look at eachother weird and shrug. During the break they stand around in front of the food storage and smoke pipe weed and they all laugh. One orc walks on tip toes with his chin up in the air and says, oh lala, what's on the menu, and the other laugh even harder. Above an angry Saruman looks down with an evil glare in his eyes before he walks back in again. Later the little servant ork from previously now wears a tuxedo and a drawn upon pencil mustache. He has a white towel over his arm and walks up to Saruman's desk, followed by a bunch of ork busboys pushing carts with food. He puts a little menu in front of his master and watches him glance over it. Saruman doesn't look up but weaves his hand at the busboys. He continues to get a taste of every meal and mumbles as he does it... not even radagast would eat this shit, that's crap as well, puh! He grows silent as his hand trembles. Everbody but Uchak, Molu, and Luts leave. Saruman stars screaming and ranting about running a proper restaurant. The orks who listen behind closed doors flinch in fear and one busboy starts crying.
>> No.58612  
writing in a support ticket to OSI/EA pretending to be a soldier being shipped off to afghanistan so that i could let my ultima online sub lapse for a while without worrying about my in game house decaying

not really a dilemma, fuck the troops, and stolen valor is a good thing.
>> No.58625  
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A shrew's fiddle or neck violin is a variation of the yoke, pillory or rigid irons whereby the wrists are locked in front of the bound person by a hinged board or steel bar. It was originally used in the Middle Ages as a way of punishing women who were caught bickering or fighting.[1]

The shrew's fiddle was used in medieval Germany and Austria, where it was known as a Halsgeige, meaning "neck viola"[1] or "neck violin".[2] It was originally made out of two pieces of wood fitted with a hinge and a lock at the front. The shrew's fiddle consisted of three holes. One was a large hole for the neck and the other two were smaller holes which fastened the wrists in front of the face.[1]

A bell was sometimes attached to this portable pillory, to alert townspeople that the victim was approaching so that she might be mocked and otherwise humiliated. Another version was a "double fiddle" by which two people could be attached together face-to-face, forcing them to talk to each other. They were not released until the argument had been resolved.[3]
>> No.58636  
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>> No.58641  
Donutgate (also known as "Doughnutgate") 2015 Singer Ariana Grande was observed on video in Lake Elsinore, California, licking unpurchased doughnuts and stating "I hate Americans. I hate America. That's disgusting." In the aftermath of both police and health department investigations, Grande canceled her headlining performance at the 2015 MLB All-Star Game concert, citing recent oral surgery. United States [17][18][19]
>> No.58661  
So long as fucking women and homosexuals have more rights than Gamers, Gamers rising up isn't just a meme.
Slavery has been illegal for 100 years, but games that lock down their content and shut down modding attempts so they can sell DLC and enslave your wallet are legal.
Cruel and unusual punishment have been illegal for 200, but having access to your games denied to you because you said "jews did 911" is okay, because it's not cruel if it's a company.
The right to due process exists for used-up old hags, but not when it's a lolicon VN on Steam.

Gamers are denied our basic fucking rights to locally hosted custom servers, the right to call people nigger faggots, and to delicious cunny.
Society as a whole thinks that Gamers SHOULDN'T have rights, and that the idea of Gamer rights is laughable.
Meanwhile, there are countries that will fucking arrest you if you use the correct pronoun on a tranny.
How's that for a rights disparity, eh?
Unfortunately, most major forums of discussion will outright shut down Gamers' attempts to advocate for our rights via speech. And voting with your wallet doesn't work when the entire financial system is built on collusion.
Now, how do we change the system if -Peaceful- reformation is impossible?
We fucking rise up.
>> No.58663  
Is there a less erotic word for the female genitals than "cunny"?
>> No.58669  

>> No.58672  
'Gash' is pretty bad
>> No.58677  
This is what we've come to. You would literally RAPE a homosexual to perpetuate the human race than let them continue onward.

You are not the good guy here.
>> No.58678  
Alex E. Cunny

Practice Areas

Mr. Cunny exclusively litigates personal injury matters involving childhood sexual abuse, sexual abuse and harassment, and Civil rights has acted as a Marsy’s Law representative for victims in criminal prosecutions, and he has been involved with advocacy for legislative change to ensure the rights of those victims of sexual abuse.
>> No.58686  
Reminder that you have to read all these to even attempt understanding Dies Irae beyond a surface level:

A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man by James Joyce
Anna Karenina by Leo Tolstoy
As I Lay Dying by William Faulkner
Beowulf by Unknown
Catch-22 by Joseph Heller
Chess by Stefan Zweig
Crime and Punishment by Fyodor Dostoevsky
Divine Comedy by Dante
Don Quixote by Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra
Ex Libris: Confessions of a Common Reader by Anne Fadiman
Faust by Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Foucault’s Pendulum by Umberto Eco
Heart of Darkness by Joseph Conrad
House of Leaves by Mark Z. Danielewski
Infinite Jest by David Foster Wallace
Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov
Motherless Brooklyn by Jonathan Lethem
Mrs Dalloway by Virginia Woolf
Naked Lunch by William S. Burroughs
On the Road by Jack Kerouac
Pale Fire by Vladimir Nabokov
Paradise Lost by John Milton
Satin Island by Tom McCarthy
Siddhartha by Hermann Hesse
Slaughterhouse Five by Kurt Vonnegut
Story of the Eye by Georges Bataille
Submission by Michel Houellebecq
The Bible
The Brothers Karamazov by Fyodor Dostoevsky
The Canterbury Tales by Geoffrey Chaucer
The Communist Manifesto by Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels
The Death of Ivan Ilyich by Leo Tolstoy
The Four Books by Yan Lianke
The Fox Was Ever the Hunter by Herta Müller
The Map and the Territory by Michel Houellebecq
The Master and Margarita by Mikhail Bulgakov
The New York Trilogy by Paul Auster
The Odyssey by Homer
The Satanic Verses by Salmon Rushdie
The Sense of an Ending by Julian Barnes
The Sorrow of Young Werther by Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
The Stranger by Albert Camus
The Teleportation Accident by Ned Beauman
The Unbearable Lightness of Being by Milan Kundera
The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle by Haruki Murakami
To The Lighthouse by Virginia Woolf
Underworld by Don DeLillo
War and Peace by Leo Tolstoy
>> No.58694  
>Infinite Jest by David Foster Wallace
I'm 300 pages in and not really impressed.
>> No.58699  
I think the biggest issue with DFW's bibliography is how well at anticipating the future he is. Like, for example, in Broom of the System, published in I think the 70's, DFW was so engrossed with his Wittgenstein worship that he accidentally predicted post-Internet prose with his abuse of ellipses and obscure acronyms. What was then interpreted by critics as being too abrasive and a little hamfisted, by our standards, resembles pretty typical Internet colloquial. In fact, just on the topic of Broom itself, one of the central motifs, that of landline calls getting mixed up with each other, reflects our modern communication diaspora really well, and that isn't even considering the more superficially similar fact of how our phone numbers really are actually getting spoofed and mixed up by robocallers all the time. I would also argue that Broom anticipated modern Feminism in its central conflict: a female protagonist trying and failing to escape the men who literally orchestrate her life.

For Infinite Just, it gets me really depressed when people call it pretentious or underwhelming, because I think that's a testament to how innocuous DFW's sardonic, hilarious writing (at least in the Incandenza thread) was when it was first published. IJ's grotesque yet amusing depictions of death are just underwhelming in a sea of snuff films and cartoon violence.

But I still think IJ is insightful. It's been five years since I last read it, yet I still find myself thinking about certain passages like you might remember a biblical verse. There's a lot of gems in there: the Orin Incandenza regretting how he thought his dead father smelled delicious chapter, the "My own Personal Daddy" chapter, the Quebecois spy who lives in a gym and feeds of f people's sweat, and, of course, the very first chapter where Hal Incandenza tries to speak his mind but can only articulate animal noises, which would fit right in with any of the number young adult novels you read in high school.
>> No.58700  
See I dunno; Yurikuma was probably my favorite Ikuhara and I thought a shorter series suited him, so I kind of have faith that he'll come through in 11 episodes... even with 6 minutes of recycled footage and an anus-of-the-week every episode.
>> No.58702  
That disgusting mudshark shouldn't be allowed within ten miles of beautiful Anri.
>> No.58703  
I don't care. I still want to sniff it. Imagine the wild blue colored bush of pubic hair she has down there. The smell of her dried up kunny juice, pee and sweat. Her in no way perfect and elegant vagina with its small imperfections and slightly protruding labia. Her butt crack and asshole with its musky smell and unbleached color.

I want to dive in her panties and never come out again.
>> No.58704  
This is your brain on yuri.
>> No.58712  
The Lord of Death and Decay, Ruler of the Thirteen Hells, Wielder of the Mistilteinn, Funko's Exclusive Collection

Marvel Super Heroes


Maelstrom, Master of the Mystic Arts

Chen, Mystic Lord of the Netherwing, the Great God of Time, Creator of the Time Stones



Dante, Devil incarnate

Magneto, Time Lord of the Cosmic Cube

Kang, Master of Illusionist Power

Ebola, Black Flame

Chibito, The Beast from the Beyond

Zorro, Mighty Morphin' Ranger



Mime, Master of Illusion

Eggman, Master of Time

Buck the Hunter, the Unnatural

Breeze, the Dark-Lined Cat

Marvel Super Villains


Doctor Strange (Doctor Strange, Sorcerer Supreme, Sorcerer Supreme, Sorcerer Supreme), Master Sorcerer of the Ancient History of Wakanda

Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers Red, Blue & Yellow (Power Team)


>> No.58713  
Lol, it makes way more sense to find a bat in your shed anyways. Totally like this better.

I've always liked Rouge the Bat and in fact she was the source of my bat obsession growing up. I would fantasize about finding a stray bat that was lonely and wandered into my garage, picking her up and sedating her and putting her into a cage. Now, I'm not a fucked up person (I am actually very nice) but I knew of: People sticking tubes up their urethra, and making those tubes way bigger to fit stuff in their (People do this with ants) for sexual pleasure. I would fantasize about sticking the head of the lovely Rouge I just found into the first bit of the tube like a bully giving someone a swirly at school lol. Just to show her whose boss, then I would let her go.

It sounds sick but it was just a fantasy lol
>> No.58725  
Damn kids with their androgynous faces. Can't tell whether or not i'm gay.
>> No.58726  
Are you really so ignorantly self-isolated as to think that calling somebody a nigger on the internet is an effective insult? There are people here who legitimately believe and propagate the false idea that vaccines cause autism.
There are also people who spend hours on the internet to belittle the opinion of people they never have nor ever will meet.
You’re not some great force with a flaming sword or brilliant troll on a keyboard. You’re just somebody calling calling somebody else you will never meet a nigger on a thread discussing human/non-human relationships.
You’re nothing.
>> No.58759  
More precisely, myelin speeds the transmission of electrical impulses called action potentials along myelinated axons by insulating the axon and reducing axonal membrane capacitance. On a molecular level, it increases the distance between the cations on the outside of the axon and the Na+-ions that move through the axoplasm during an action potential, thereby greatly reducing the magnitude of the repulsive forces (which are inversely proportional to the square of the distance, as per Coulomb's law) between them that would otherwise act to inhibit the movement of the Na+-ions.
>> No.58770  
Reminds me of the swiss cheese problem. If Holes=less cheese and more cheese=more holes, then more cheese=less cheese
>> No.58785  
>have amazing idea, all I need is a painting of two little girls
>google it thinking I won't find anything
>get bombarded with century old /ll/ fetish art
>two hours and hundreds of paintings later
>I forgot what my idea was
At least now I know artists being degenerates is not a modern thing.
>> No.58807  
The statue would have been polychromed,[3] and was so lifelike that it even aroused men sexually, as witnessed by the tradition that a young man broke into the temple at night and attempted to copulate with the statue, leaving a stain on it. This story is recorded in Pseudo-Lucian's Erotes (section 15): Lucian sails to Knidos, in which he calls it "Aphrodite's city", with two friends. One a Corinthian man, and the other an Athenian. They tour the entire city and then come upon the Aphrodite's temple. Once they get to the statue, and can observe that the figure is completely 'revealed', aside from her erogenous zones, Lucian's Corinthian friend gets very excited and promptly kisses the statue on the lips. The three companions make their way around the rotonda for a back view of Aphrodite and then Lucian's Athenian friend, who prefers boys, gets excited. As Lucian comments, he appreciates those parts 'which reminded him of boys': her "rounded thighs". The statue, nevertheless, brings all three men to tears of joy. After noticing a blot on the back of one of Aphrodite's thighs and not knowing what is meant by it, they ask the attendant priestess. She tells the visitors about a young boy who fell hopelessly in love with the statue who one night had locked himself in the temple. The blot on the Aphrodite was the boy's attempt to consummate his passion. Upon being discovered, he was so ashamed that he hurled himself over a cliff near the edge of the temple.[6]
>> No.58808  
This is the objective answer to all of Vito's questions and enigmas. Please refrain from ever discussing them like the pleb ignorants you are:

>Was Vito gay?
>then why suck the guy's cock?
It was a joke
>why did he he make such a homossexual joke?
Because of the medication
>what does the medication have to do with it?
It changes a mans sense of humour
>was he still under the effects of the medication when he ran away?
>was living with the fireman a joke?
>why did he leave the fireman and the happiness he had found, even knowing Phil wanted his ass dead?
Because the effects of the medication wore off
>how did Vito sneak behind Jackie Jr and "nothing personalled" him?
Objects of large mass can collapse upon themselves, create black holes and teleport themselves in wormholes. Vito was a man of large mass
>did Vito also teleport the car and the driver?
>Could Vito have teleported himself to another place when his jokes were found out?
No, the medication made him lose too much mass
>how did Vito kill Jackie Jr with a toy gun?
He didn't, Jackie had a collapsed lung, as we can see by the snow already having blood when he falls, and Vito took the credit for it. Lots of luck
>why does the scene where Vito threatens Finn DeTrollio look like bad CGI?
Objects of large mass, such as Vito, can deform their surroundings due to excerting a stronger force of gravity
>was Finn really his arch nemesis?
Yes. Thin. Kind of tall. Looks like Daniel Day Lewis' son. Couldn't take a joke
>would Vito kill him in the Yankees' game?
No, he just wanted to make a new friend, and share some jokes
>why did Phil want Vito's death so much?
Because he was a closeted faggot
>wasn't it all a joke?
No, he wasn't fat, so he wasn't on medication
>> No.58825  
>Lords of the Rings
I will concede that Tolkien's academic works advanced the appreciation of literature greatly, and that his books literally carved out and fleshed out the modern western fantasy setting .
















>> No.58826  
>tfw no miko gf to bless your computer
>> No.58855  
As a panty expert I think it could be possible if those areas were very wet before putting them on tightly and then only recently removed. The material would also have to not be too absorbent so the wetness doesn't just spread out however that would probably mean that the panties aren't very soft.
>> No.58861  
Anon I spent most of my life as "that kid". I brought BB guns to school, wore oversized hiking boots, joined an Anime club, and nearly got expelled out of highschool but obtained a diploma mostly out of the pity of my teachers. I spent my lunchmoney on Nexon cards so I could buy cosmetics to gift to my Maplestory friends so they would like me because no one in the actual world did. I've spent more time alone in my room on the internet than I have with my own little brother, who probably thinks of me as a terrible role model and in general a leech, that is until I started working.
And now I can afford to take trips I don't. I use my PTO hours on fake "vacations" when in reality i'm just alone beating my meat endlessly and buy cool shit. The job has also curbed my autism a little bit. I feel comfortable talking with women now and listening to their trials and tribulations. I know what a fucking baby shower is now. I know why black people buy so much lotion. I understand people, even if just a little bit, it's more than I've ever socialized my entire childhood.
Just give working a try. You don't have to change yourself, you just need to hide your powerlevel. Just do it, I believe in you.
>> No.58862  
yeah I tried workign and then THEY FIRED ME HAHA
>> No.58863  
>> No.58864  
How do even get a job as a hikikamori? They always ask about the year and a half gap in the resume and jacking off to eroge is never the correct answer.
>> No.58866  
You lie your arse off, mate. Travelling is the usual answer and most employers will either push the issue or just say "anywhere nice?" and move on, knowing the real answer is "looking for work because I'm a loser."
Get creative and just try to look like a decent, reliable person, they already know everything about your employment and education history from your CV. Interviews are about choosing which person they want to be around for 8 hours a day.
>> No.58878  
In August 12th of 1985, Japan Airline Boeing 747 crashed into the forest. Official story is that the top rudder broke off. What was interesting is that U.S. Army stationed nearby were the 1st to arrive. Official story is that the Japanese government needed to save face and so they ordered the U.S. to back off. The truth is that back in the U.S. of A, they passed a law banning Japanese Operating Systems for computers. 80's was booming with Japanese electronics in the U.S. It was strategically important to not allow any foreign entity to have a monopoly on computer information. Microsoft won with their OS and we all know that there's a backdoor to the OS for the NSA to peak into. Well guess who was on board on the ill fated airline. . . All 17 programming engineers that were involved in the Japanese TRON OS was on board that plane. Because this happened so long ago, not very many Japanese, especially the young ones that don't even remember such crash ever happened in their back yard, know of this.
>> No.58881  
>All 17 programming engineers that were involved in the Japanese TRON OS was on board that plane.
[citation needed]
>> No.58886  
Fumiko's bedroom was home to an extensive collection of cute, girly trinkets; a pink phone and a platter of pastel coloured handheld gaming consoles laid to the side of her bed on an elegant wooden table. Across from her bed is a large flat screen television; to its side is a large white desk covered in lacy fabric. An adorable mirror and an assortment of beauty products were beautifully arranged on its surface.

Her wardrobe also had a wonderfully saccharine theme; aside from her various uniforms (high school, PE, and cheer; the latter blending into to the rest of the wardrobe, due to its pastel yellow hue, and the colourful ribbons adorned to it), the entirety of the wardrobe consisted of cute brightly coloured blouses, skirts, and dresses straight from the pages of a fairytale, which the uninformed may also assume is the origin of the girl herself.

After daydreaming in the shower about her date's muscles, Fumiko made a mad dash to this wardrobe. “I don't just want to make a good impression. I want to choose something that will catalyse his love; something that a high school boy associates with beauty.”

“Well, if that's my criteria, I might as well go in my cheer uniform!”; this thought flashed into Fumiko's mind as quickly as it was overwritten. “I’d probably just look like a tryhard… Not really the kind of love I want to awakening anyway; I need an outfit to make him feel like a Prince”; this thought awakened a new spark in Fumiko.

“I have plenty of sparkly dresses, but it might be best to pick something on the modern side too! You've got to appeal to a boy's instincts~ This one appeals to two sides; the youthful fantasy of the beautiful princess, and the natural male love of short skirts”. Fumiko picked a dress that might look tacky on any other girl; it was a slightly peachy pink, with a giant ribbon of the same colour on the back: smaller, red ribbons decorated the shoulders of the dress, and both sides of its skirt. It fit her slender, delicate figure perfectly; giving her a further impression of being a princess out of a storybook.

Fumiko then set on applying Make-Up - as a very girly girl, this was an activity she often spent a large amount of time on: Fumiko always liked to look her best; for school, for cheer, or just around the town. Therefore, the Make-Up she applied for her date was extra special: this included pink mascara and lipstick (decided upon after an extensive debate between red and pink), luxuriously curled eyelashes, and flowery perfume.
>> No.58887  

Having two zero value horizontal axes on a single chart is confusing. Not sure who your audience is – not even sure what message this chart is trying to convey.

If both types of data are important to the audience, then I'd probably do 2 charts, one directly above the other.

Stephen Few is a great authority on this sort of stuff. Have a read of his stuff, eg, Information Dashboard Design. FYI – he would not approve of your chart style...
>> No.58914  
The last Apollo mission should have gathered up all the moon landing hoaxers, deposited them on the lunar surface, then left them to fake their own return.
>> No.58937  
As was rightfully pointed out in the anime, pee is sterile when it's fresh. Given that fact, pee drinking should be considered more pure than any other lesbian sex act, including hand-holding.

I guess what I'm trying to say here is that two girls guzzling each other's piss is the epitome of yuri.
>> No.58950  
Man, what I wouldn't give for a pair of disembodied hands like this. I'd grope vampire girls all day long.
>> No.58977  
>I know why black people buy so much lotion.
Why? I'm curious.
>> No.59070  
The world may never know.
>> No.59076  
How reliable is the poster? It wouldn't be the first time some bastard has faked a death in the VN community to milk drama.
>> No.59080  
cry more normal fags, loli isn't cp, in fact, cp should be legalised and pedophilia labeled as a fetish which is it what it is, not my fault little girls are so sexy.
>> No.59085  
File: 1559349091164.jpg -(224.9 KB, 852x1024) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size.
Sooner or later.
>> No.59087  
Either this image is too big or there is no image at all. Yeah.
>> No.59088  
I can see it fine.
>> No.59090  
You can see the image that I couldn't upload and didn't post?
>> No.59091  
Well, it is the same logic as for homosexuality acceptance, which everyone can agree is weird and gross as well as physically harmful to practitioners. Rather than legalize kiddie fiddling, wouldn't it be better to outlaw the poop chute?
>> No.59093  
Incels came to wider public notice with the banning of /r/incels and when a series of mass murders were committed by men who either self-identified as incels or shared similar ideologies.[22][27] Increased interest in incel communities has been attributed to the feeling of "aggrieved entitlement" by some men, who feel they are being denied rights they deserve and blame women for their lack of sex.[28]

Incel communities have increasingly become more extremist and focused on violence in recent years.[29][30][31] This has been attributed to various factors, including influence from overlapping online hate groups[2] and the rise of the alt-right and white supremacist groups.[13][29] The misogynistic and sometimes violent rhetoric[7][23][32][33] of some members of incel communities has led to numerous bans from websites and webhosts. Incel communities continue to exist on more lenient platforms, such as Reddit, 4chan, and Voat.[21][34] There are also incel forums that disapprove of hatred,[35][36] and a dating website that caters to incels.[5]

(Also, later on: "Following the incident, the Joint Base Andrews military base briefed its personnel on incels, with a spokesman describing them as "a very real threat to military members and civilians."[116]")
>> No.59101  
We lived long enough for >tfw no gf ;_; to become a hateful "ideology"
>> No.59114  
start accumulating some uranium mining company stock. Look into URA(safer) and UEC. Uranium is cheap now and it's not"if" it'll go up it's just "when".

Basically after the 2011 tsunami/quake in Japan there was all that protesting against nuclear power cause a single reactor failed. So Japan shut down their reactors and also dumped uranium into the market for cheap so the price went down.

Japan will have to reactivate these reactors no ifs..they have to cause importing tons of coal and oil just isn't feasible forever they really need the nuclear power.

Also companies are going to stop producing more Uranium soon to make the price/demand go up
>> No.59115  
>speculate on uranium
>half of your ill-gotten stockpile evaporates
If only it didn't have a half-life in the billions of years, that would be so fitting.
>> No.59125  
>well you just called a good chunk if not the majority of women in japan trash
Yeah, that's exactly what I did.
>> No.59130  
I agree with you! But this other guy, over there, said that HAL was like a woman! And really aren't we men all terrified of women? When they look at us with that cyclopian eye and say "Dave.... just what do you think you are doing, Dave?"
>> No.59138  
Here where i live there's an old fairy tale called ''The Silent Language'' where this guy basically acquires the ability to speak to animals but if he tells anybody that he'll die. So he manages to earn a fortune with that newly acquired power and goes on to marry and buy a farm, and one day after overhearing something insightful and funny from one of the animals he laughs and his wife hears him laughing, so she keeps bugging him to tell her why he laughed, at first he makes some excuses but she's not buying it, they get into a fight over it and eventually he tells her that if he were to tell her why he laughed he would surely die, but she's having none of it and is still insisting on it, he makes his peace and orders a coffin, and lays in the coffin ready to die, as he does that his faithful dog comes crying, so he orders his servants to give some bread to the dog but the dog doesn't want to eat it, then a rooster comes and starts eating the bread, so the dog says, ''you fool how can you eat in this moment, can't you see our good master is about to leave this world''? The rooster replies, ''Then let him, because he's a fool, he can't handle one wife, i play all my wives like a fiddle and when just one causes me trouble i pluck them in the head to show them their place''. Upon hearing this the man got out of the coffin, took a belt, went into a room and told his wife to come so he could tell her why he laughed, then he proceeds to beat the shit out of her. The End.
>> No.59143  
>> No.59155  
>be in the middle of an acid trip
>decide to watch anime
>binge entirety of kamichu!
>become superaware of all the layers of work that went into each frame, all the sounds, voice actors, backgrounds, animations, character design
>get incredibly emotional just from seeing it all come together and start crying
>spend the rest of the series getting the comfiest vibe I ever got from any anime whilst also being emotionally overwhelmed by the beauty of animation
>decide I want more comfy and see I have hidamari sketch in my downloads
>pick a random episode and turn subs off because they feel like a distraction
>it's the yuno gets a cold episode
>completely out of my mind the entire episode and convinced I'm hallucinating half of it as this point
>feel like I'm trapped in her fever dream and the 20 minutes seem to last actual hours until it finally ends
>> No.59165  
i suggest that you need to delete that torrent.
when he find,he would try to sue you.
so please,my bigboss
>> No.59180  
Sounds like castor oil... 2 to 3tbs of it will result in the most excruciating yet pleasurable experience in your life. Depending on how constipated you are it will take 30m to 4h to happen, first the cold sweating, the shivers and feeling of dread and doom, then it starts whats probably the closest a man can get to birthing contractions, its agonizing, you barely have time to get to the toilet before you start pouring what is an absurd amount of shit, every second is pain, a pain mixed with pleasure in a way i cannot describe other than this must be what slaneesh offers, it takes a while... wave after wave until you are done, feeling exhausted, covered in sweat, crying, and feeling an amazing relief, feels incredible and better than sex. 10/10 experience, will never use it again, fuck that shit, but fuck me wasnt it a weird kind of amazing.
>> No.59184  
I'm a loli french girl who is loving Yura songs! I try to translate and explicate hers songs in english, on my blog. Français/English=ok
日本語/español=a little
>> No.59192  
i wish i could say i had the same experience watching those shows, but instead i felt like a miserable piece of shit
>> No.59195  
Nobody can feel miserable during Kamichu!
>> No.59209  
as if i wasn't already miserable enough, now i get called a nobody too
>> No.59223  
Pages in category "alive person"

This category includes the 194,322 pages
>> No.59233  
Firstly everything I'll say is not in spite or grudge. It is just my personal experience.

To me, all the info we've been getting is bad. My years of hype on this game went from "I bet I'll get something unpredictable" to "We're getting a polished Warband with tons of new features" to "We're clearly getting a reskinned Warband with a couple of new features" to "This is a game with less features than warband".

Also the whole communication problem, the work shown not matching the time spent, not being clear about objectives and features, the whole "we want to release a finished and polished product" talk that really really hit as if they were basically saying "We will have no EA game" to just announce an EA for 2020, I mean, red flags all along the development cycle and now I know they don't even plan to release a complete single player experience? I know it sounds weird to ask for a complete experience for a EA game, but if you do the math > They took almost 10 years to release this EA, and now you're saying they'll take only one to get to the finished product?

Well, I just prefer to avoid any hype at this point. They said it will probably be EA for a year? Well, I just don't trust this. They don't have that reputation. It's like someone just grab me on the street and say they'll make me rich. Same reliability.

Again, this is just my personal experience in dealing with my hype and expectations for this game. I clearly expected something much much bigger and better than what is presented, but to many people the game seems spot on. In the last two years I've seen this discussion grown and many newcomers are interested and hyped for the outcome of the game. I wish you all well and hope the game succeeds. Maybe in 2022, I'll look at my wishlist and BL will be in some kind of sale, and I'll judge the game worthy of the price it is asking.

But for now, I'll try to bury all the hope. It has been a wild ride for everybody.
>> No.59257  
is japan having identity crisis? and fuck olympic!
>> No.59285  
Do you know what a “Bagel Girl” is? It is a Klown slang term for a girl who has a woman’s body (tits and pubes I’m guessing) but the face of a child. This is the most desired version of the female form in this deeply fucked, unredeemable social shithole. You see, the Klown men want to feel as though they are fucking a child without the whole business of actually fucking a child – although truth be told they do plenty of that. Korean men are South-east Asia’s largest customer group for underage sex apparently. Beating out (pun intended) countries with far larger populations, the per capita rate of pedophilia seems unreasonably high for Asia’s Gallbladder. There are some, like the recent missed-opportunity-for-an-abortion ajosshi, who just go ahead and and rape an infant, thus murdering the baby. At least that fuck got arrested, where he will no doubt serve a year or two (if not just immediately released) and then be loosed back on the vomit-strew playgrounds of Klown. Or the “sponsor” of a 14-year-old (real world age 12) runaway who exchanged housing and food for the right to violate a fucking child… and got away with it because, fuck it, he drove an Equus. In schools, teachers can fuck underage students basically at will since not a fucking thing will happen to them. There are so many sex criminals working as teachers in the Klown education system they could fill an airplane… an airplane which should then be driven straight into the middle of an ocean.

In Klown – a place where all human decency, altruism and sense of community has not only long since died, but has been exhumed, violated anally and then covered in a coating of phlegm, vomit and urine before being unceremoniously tossed in a roadside ditch – it is the mission of the ajosshi ruling class to defecate on and destroy every last vestige of innocence and purity. And what better way than to sexualize minors and then make the actual act of sexual violation of said minors a sort of decriminalized “vice”. Fuck this place. It makes me feel physically revulsed. I’m not even going to bother linking the news articles for this post. You go ahead and Google it. I’m so fucking sick of this kuntry and it’s fucked up, brain dead, head-in-the-sand, shallow, soulless, utterly selfish, myopic, sado-masochistic abusive bullshit that I don’t feel like re-reading these headlines, let alone the stories, that make me sick to my stomach. But hey, nothing more evil than Quincy Black or Vadim Scott or whomever the evil westerner fucking the jailbait is. Fuck those guys, by the way.

For all you readers out there: do you feel like you want to fuck a child? do you feel like that elementary school girl is “giving you the look”? do you think those middle school girl hiking up their skirts “want it”? Do me and the rest of the species a giant Klownisms favor, okay? I want you to head over to the kitchen, grab the biggest, sharpest knife you can find and open up your jugular with it. It’ll only hurt for half a second, and the rest will come very swiftly, trust me. The amount of Klown-like pain and suffering you will spare the human race will be worth it. Don’t be a Klown. Off yourself. But pedo pieces of shit don’t off themselves often enough, do they? Instead, they move to Klown. Why? Because from what anyone with a brain can tell, pedo behavior is not just decriminalized here, it’s wholesale fucking encouraged. By the entire pop culture. Where else in the first world can one go where the statutory rape spirit of “Hit Me Baby One More Time” is institutionalized to the point of inhabiting every screen on every channel?11005745_10155299765050473_1344131339_n(1)Look at this fucking waste of DNA. She’s an internet “star” here in Klown. Her videos for some reason pop up on my Facebook feed in the form of advertising. Her schtick is to act like a 4 year old while flaunting her surgically-enhanced chest like a street corner whore looking for some crack money. This is sexy in Korea. A woman acting like a toddler, holding a Pororo microphone and wearing an Elmo hat. Oh, and from the neck down a Hooters waitress. Now as much as I am not a fan of Iggy Azalea and Nikki Minaj and Beyonce, at fucking least they look like women, not children. If a woman wants to sell her sex, be it on screen or on a motel bed, I can tolerate that, just as long as she is a woman, a cognitively and emotionally responsible grown-ass woman – not a fucking child.GIRLS_ Day_kpop24.com1This is some meaningless, interchangeable girls’ group apparently called “Girl’s Day”, which on the surface would sound empowering. “Oh hey, we’re Girl’s Day, here to usher in a new dawn of equality!” But no. It’s a bunch of ajosshi-3.8-inch-cock guzzling whores who, again, have their lady parts prominently displayed in cheap polyester while their faces say, “Hey! I’m not just young, I’m a toddler! Look how sexually desirable my far-past-the-point-of-relatable looks are! Come on boys! You know you want to impose your will upon my helpless, stickerbook-weilding ass! Come on girls! You know you want to be exactly like me – waif-like, moronic and hyper-sexualized!” And yes, these teenagers guzzle ajosshi cock or they don’t get screen time. We learned as much from the Jang Ja-yeong suicide, as if any reasonable person couldn’t figure it the fuck out in the first place. Honestly, when I was planning to write this piece, I had something more complete in mind. More links, more pictures, more examples… but as I sat down to actually type it, I realized I didn’t have the desire to go through it all again, not even to spell it all out for you. The Klown obsession with not only degrading and disempowering women (half the population), but fetishising them at an age where they are so impressionable that such overwhelming social pressures and media messages can’t help but warp the mind is sick. It symptomatic of a greater population that has so completely abandoned the core ethical principles of modern society that it difficult for me to even include them in the phrase “my fellow man”.
>> No.59286  
You know who plays in kiddie pools with yellow rubber duckies? 4 year olds.

Yeah. You wish ajosshi. Smallest dicks in the world. Maybe that’s exactly why they sexualize children worse than a Japanese hentai mag. Maybe it’s all about their needle dicks. Child-size penises seeking out children? Once again, just go get that kitchen knife.

You can do a search for “cute k-pop” on YouTube. What you get is one scene of “playing with stuffed animals” juxtaposed with twerking. “Making cupcakes with pouty lips” followed by “repeated crotch rubbing”. “Coloring in my coloring book” next to “Jersey turnpike”. “Changing my diapers” alongside “riding a sybian”. It’s fucked up. And it’s on every channel. And it’s everywhere. And it gets worse every year. And it’s marketed directly to pre-teen girls. And it contains absolutely no positive or empowering messages – it’s all “Oppa! I’ll pout and you’ll treat me badly but I’ll chase you wearing a onesie so you’ll smile at me and give me a lollipop.” And no, this isn’t some curmudgeonly disparagement of something found everywhere…. this is some sick shit and it goes way beyond the natural tendencies of men to favor youth.

And perhaps I know why.

Women are Korea’s only hope. The men are so far-gone that it’s useless to try to save them. They are universally despised – by everyone from Indonesian tourist hotspots to Lufthansa employees to White House staff to one another. Ajosshis are hated, and hate each other, and hate themselves, which is why they kill themselves so fucking frequently. Korean women might actually be able to save something from the sinking ship of Klown, but so threatened are ajosshi by women, so deathly afraid that women might actually prove them redundant, that they actively marginalize them on a scale unseen by a world where women have been marginalized for millennia. The message to young women is clear: “You are worthless as anything but a sexual object, and only then as long as you pretend to be below the age of majority. You shall have no power. You shall have no authority. You shall have no self-respect, let alone the respect of others. You will take your obedient place in the line-up of the over one million prostitutes we have in Klown.”

I’m not a woman or a raging feminist, but I teach these young girls the industry is targeting. I see the effect it has on their already beaten and defeated minds and spirits. It upsets me.. but in Klown, it doesn’t surprise me.

So once again, fuck you Klown.
>> No.59292  
The disgusting degenerate resorts to spamming his stock manufactured buzzwords when he is revealed as the little nigger roach smegmafest he is. I have something I like to refer to as a moralistic approach to reading visual novels, so when I read them I like to validate and examine how the characters in them approach any given scenario and whether or not they were moral people, particular if the genre is focused on portraying and idealistic, light-hearted environment. A universe that contradicts this generally equitable and friendly environment due to the overwhelming incompetence of the writer is not a dimension that can be legitimately defined as a saccharine universe, because the writer forgot to see the logic behind any given event in the visual novel and instead lets his characters run rampant with impulsive, reactive actions that exhibit less desirable depths to their personality, even if they do so without any in-universe consequences, as they deserve to. With regards to the blatant femdom that is occurring, it's blatantly obvious that the writer designed the heroines in mind with the inclination that they can get away with initiating physical violence even if unprovoked. They can also bully and harass innocent characters like the main character with impunity because they're the designated heroines, simply because them defending themselves would rapidly change the tone of the visual novel, which would certainly be a problem. The answer to this is to design the heroines with consistent, logical personalities so that they don't begin to bring into question the legitimacy of their designated status as the protagonists of the piece of fiction that you're consuming whenever they begin to act out of line, as they frequently do because there is a social stigma against the male characters dispensing any fraction of social or legal justice when confronted with malicious people or vindictive actions committed by others that deem them victims of circumstance.
>> No.59315  
Make no mistake. This is not an ambiguous anime left open to interpretation. Doga Kobo has made a living crafting intelligent anime that thematically explore the differences between our perception of the world around us and the world that really is. Gabriel Dropout is no exception.

After having seen the anime for a third time and poured over the countless interpretations and analysis online, one can come to this startling conclusion when when it comes to the issue of the top and whether or not it stops:

It doesn’t really matter.

Whether you think Satania sitting on the toilet is simply a projection of her own subconscious (it was all a dream) or you felt that the top was going to topple and Satania had returned to reality, the structure of the story remains the same. The meaning stays consistent. Satania changed his resolve, and in doing so found both success and relief from her own personal demons by becoming one. The success came with Fischer’s notion that he be his own man and break up his father’s empire. Relief came from reuniting with the toilet seat and seeing her panties once again.

How do we know Satania has changed?

In the beginning of the story she spins the top and puts her ass to the toilet seat, showing that she clearly has some issues with reality and her perception of it. At the end, though, Satania closes the top and walks away. This is why it doesn’t matter whether or not it was all a dream—the important part is that she refuses to be driven by that issue anymore. She has adopted a new way of appreciating her world and has triumphed in the process.
>> No.59316  
yamete kudastop
>> No.59335  
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>> No.59343  
I, the man, will not take up the time of my readers by detailing the circumstances under which Alice, the maid, roused in me the desire for vengeance which resulted in the way I adopted and which I am about to relate. Suffice it then to say that Alice cruelly and unjustifiably jilted me! In my bitterness of spirit, I swore that if I ever had an opportunity of getting hold of her, I would make her voluptuous person recompense me for my disappointment and that I would snatch from her by force the bridegroom's privileges that I so ardently coveted. But I had to dissemble!
>> No.59345  
According to my simulations in Kerbal Space Program,
>> No.59351  
Researchers have suggested that Vikings may have originally started sailing and raiding due to a need to seek out women from foreign lands.[64][65][66][67] Rich and powerful Viking men tended to have many wives and concubines, these polygynous relationships may have lead to a shortage of eligible women for the average Viking male. Due to this, the average Viking man could have been forced to perform riskier actions to gain wealth and power to be able to find suitable women.[69][70][71] Polygynous marriage increases male-male competition in society because it creates a pool of unmarried men who are willing to engage in risky status-elevating and sex seeking behaviors.[72][73] The Annals of Ulster states that in 821 the Vikings plundered an Irish village and "carried off a great number of women into captivity".[74]
>> No.59369  
Maledom is the most plebeian fucking fetish. You're already implicitly dominating women just by existing as a man. They have piss-poor upper body strength so they can't even overpower you if they're taller than you by half. All of their instincts are to be meek and approval-seeking and to worry that you find them terribly unsexy. The entire female psyche comes pre-compromised by male impositions before you can even lay a finger on it.

The single most effeminate thing a man can do is find it necessary to tighten the screws even further than they already are by demanding that the woman call him "daddy" or do servile shit. They already fucking fantasise about being raped, ravished, or "taken," already fantasise about being permanently neotenised "little girls" or "bimbo-ified" housewives, and you have to rub it in further by lording over them?

Maledom is like defeating your enemy in honourable single combat, and then when he's laying vulnerable on the ground, declining to give him the coup de grace and choosing instead to pee on him and force him to tell you how bad you kicked his ass. Just stick it in him already and be done with it. He's already submissive to you by virtue of having lost. You don't need to turn it into a creepy fetish act.

The single manliest, most virile thing a man can do is hardcore femdom. Engaging in femdom is like meditating on a mountaintop until you discover the primordial nature of sex, power, and reality, and then coming back down in order to meekly guide your fellow man to that realisation. It's nursing your defeated enemy back to health and forgiving him with Caesar-like magnanimity. When you are physically stronger than a woman and fueled by animal lust to take her and do what you want with her, the most alpha male course of action is to let her tie your hands behind your back, and then eat her ass while she watches anime.
>> No.59373  
You know how I know you're an absolute pleb?

It's not the thong that matters but the tanline it represents. It's implicit. How do you get a tan? Considering there's no tanning salons in that world then that can only mean one thing. What does it mean? This means our girl Reisalin has worn a tight little high leg thong, wedged that pitiful piece of string between her soft slappable butt cheeks, and went outside to have her tender skin glaze into a sweet caramel sheen. And the tanline represents that lewd moment for everyone to imagine. That a nearly naked Reisalin bathed under the sun while wearing nothing but a whorish thong. Breasts and thighs kissed by the sun's glare, she flips over, her butt jiggles in anticipation as every little bit of her curves gets grazed by the light.

Honestly, she could not wear a thong ever again let alone show it to people. But the tanline tells a tale. It tells a succulent little adventure she had in the past with a piece of fabric you can barely call clothing. That's what that thong tanline peeking through her tight shorts represents.
>> No.59390  
If you give a fuck about anime characters, especially copy paste dime a dozen flavor of the season personas that'll reincarnate into a different person in a 2020 anime, you're retarded.
>> No.59435  
Nyanya or niania (Russian: няня) is an ancient Russian dish. It consists of a sheep’s abomasum stuffed[1] with mutton brains, head meat, legs, onion and buckwheat porridge.
>> No.59458  
Yeah okay, so I grew up in the land of hot dogs and eagles, where, if you cheat on your partner, expect it to end in tears, screams, flying glassware, and possibly someone going full O.J. on your ass. That’s what makes it the greatest country on earth. One night of indiscretion can dismantle years of a life built together. It’s a big deal.

But everything in the U.S. is a big deal. People argue about avocado toast. Someone cuts you off in traffic? You’re expected to swear, make flailing hand gestures, and reach for the Glock in your glove box. That’s how you react to someone you don’t know. Imagine how hard you go off on somebody you do.

Japanese people cut me off in traffic practically every day. Just sayin’. But here, nothing’s as big a deal, because it can’t be. As a Japanese kid, by the time you can walk, you’re jostled, pushed, and stepped on by thousands of people in train stations every day, on your way to a school where it’s bully or be bullied and on to an office elbow to elbow full of coworkers set on advancing by climbing over you. Back home in your tiny box, you hear it whenever one of your dozen neighbors throws out so much as a tuna can. You’ve gotta keep a lid on your emotions. You can’t afford to get riled every time someone does something small like have an affair.

This isn’t to say that Japanese folks condone cheating. Nobody wants to think about their partner being boned by a lover who’s bigger, better, or prettier in whatever way they can imagine. And so the solution is . . . Voilà ! Just don’t think about it. Now, that’s the Japanese way.

In every country, actions and reactions are determined by societal norms. America’s the nation where you freak out about everything. Not particularly great for a place with so many guns. But if your boss treats you badly—Eff that! Take this job and shove it! In Japan, those emotions get buried. Take this job and Okay, well, I’ll go back to my desk now and work overtime.

The two great Japanese reactions are gaman and ganbatte—“put up with it” and “keep going.” Folks here have practiced them their whole lives, so when something goes south, those are the defaults. If your Japanese partner cheats on you, you’re more likely to find yourself somewhere between disappointment and not caring, whereas in the U.S. you’re torn between driving the minivan into a frozen lake or setting the house on fire. How very Robert Frost of you.
>> No.59473  
How many colons could Phil Collins fill if Phil Collins could fill colons?
>> No.59496  
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Rustle was truly special, a genius.
There is no doubt in my mind that he will be remembered as the Herman Melville of our generation, a once-a-century talent that went unappreciated by his contemporaries.
I was introduced to him by this famous "corner of a school desk" image that floated around /a/ in 2012. I was so impressed by how much care was put into every detail, every score on the wood that caught the light in a different way. It didn't just look real, it looked realer than real life. It's nostalgic and passionate and beautiful. I would only learn later that this is just a tiny section of a larger painting, far away from the actual subject. Just how many hours did he spend just to make the floor of this classroom look like this? It still blows my mind

Rustle is not only one of the few artists who were able to take the power of new digital mediums and use them to their fullest potential, he also possessed a unique vision, a new way of finding beauty in the world around him that reflected through his art. As if that wasn't enough, he is also a superb storyteller. Stories like Groupie and 2人の私 are pageturners with shocking twists and deep emotion. You could even argue very fairly that they say something important about life. Any of his doujins are worth reading for the stories alone, separate from the art and the H.
The combination of artistic ability, a new incredible medium, storytelling panache, a unique vision, and the bravery to see that vision through in the face of a society that alternatively ignored and despised him makes him a renaissance man perhaps unlike any who lived before him.

Rustle can say more in twenty pages that most authors can in two thousand, put more talent onto one canvas than you can find in many museums. His stories will be widely read two hundred years from now and deserve to be preserved forever. He was a true artist.
>> No.59506  
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Believe in the me
that believes in you
>> No.59509  
Calling people niggers is no longer part of otaku culture and doing it on /jp/ will get you banned eventually.
All trips and namefags are hanging in Gensokyo and Clownpiece is the new fuckhou.
FSN has become the Naruto of VNs

>> No.59562  
Nazi buttplug technology
>> No.59571  
O that I had the pen of a ready writer with which to describe Alice at this stage of the terrible ordeal of being forcibly undressed, her mental and physical anguish, her frantic cries and impassioned pleadings, her frenzied struggles, the agony in her face as garment after garment was removed from her and she was being hurried nearer and nearer to the appalling goal of absolute nudity!
>> No.59584  
'What's your name, wench?' Faramir spoke gruffly.
'Rosie Cotton, but most call me Rose, if it please m'lord' answered the stout hobbit female, if indeed a creature barely three feet tall could be called that. Faramir noticed that her skirt lambasted many crudely drawn floral motifs, such as they were. Still, it was tattered and its hems were dirty.
'We had a name for those of your kind in Gondor, though I dare say they were not as diminutive, far from it, my dear bulbous rose', mused Faramir while a nasty grin bloomed across his face.
'We called them slam-sows, and you fit the type. If your cunt is accomodating enough, we can play enter-my-castle ere the day is done'. He started unclasping his sword belt.
'But...Samwise -'
...is only half a man. Time for you to ascertain the full length of your boundaries. Get in that grass hole like a good gopher, I don't have all day. That pointed-hat pederast is bound to come knocking before I finish...'
The round door closed with a rusty whine, and soon grunts could be heard, as when a cumbersome lad straddles a pig on a dare.
>> No.59596  
I once had a job raiding ancient Egyptian tombs. I also had to recruit other tomb raiders, and I'd get a commission for everyone I recruited. I later found out it was a pyramid scheme.
>> No.59602  
Posted in Astonishing, Bad Parents, Caught, Children, Crime, Family, General, International, Life & Death, Morons, Relationships, Religious, Shocking, Terrible, Trajedy, Weird, You've GOT to be Kidding | 400 Comments
>> No.59606  
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Reiji is the acting manager of the Shidou cram school and also acts as the guardian for its students. As their ‘onii-chan’, he looks after his imouto Riina, his best friend’s imouto Miko and close sisters Hane and Sora. However, they grow cuter and more ladylike day by day, unintentionally arousing him to his limit. Will he be able to keep his hands off them or will their innocent temptations be too much to resist?
>> No.59607  
Rocket boots is an invention by Soviet scientist Viktor Gordeyev. The invention is a pair of mechanical devices that a user would wear on his or her lower legs and feet. Rocket Boots are intended to make it possible for a person to travel faster and further than by unassisted walking or running.

There are no actual rockets in the Rocket Boots. Rather, the power comes from pistons that are filled with a fuel-air mixture, and fired by compression when the user puts his or her full body weight down into the boot. When the piston fires, the platform under the user's foot pushes down on the ground, launching the user forward toward the next step in an action similar to that of pogo stick. The boots use approximately 4 cc fuel per 6.2 miles (9,97km).

The boots were initially developed in the 1970s for the Soviet Army, but development was suspended until 2000. The project was restarted in Russian Federation by scientists at the Bashkir State University (Ufa), with the aim to develop a product for the civilian and a military markets.

It is expected that while using the "rocket boots", a person could travel at an average speed of around 10.5 mph (16,89km/h). However, it is thought that the highest speed for an experienced user is around 22 mph (35,4km/h).
>> No.59619  
Your username must have between 40 and 6 characters.
>> No.59655  
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I firmly believe parents should teach sexual education to their kids in a hands-on approach: a father should teach his son to properly masturbate and a mother should their her daughter how to please a man with their womanly charms. Also, family sex would strengthen their bonds: the father could teach his son how to properly penetrate the mother and the mother can teach her daughter how to properly rider the patriarch's dick.
Once both children have learned how to have sex they can join their parents in the family orgies (with proper contraception of course).
>> No.59656  
Pitcairn's 47 inhabitants, almost all of whom are interrelated, were bitterly divided by the charges against what constituted most of the adult male population. Many Pitcairn Island men blamed the British police for persuading the women involved to press charges. Some of the women agreed. Sources close to the case said that when several women withdrew their charges it was due to family pressure.

On 28 September 2004, Olive Christian, wife of the accused mayor, daughter of Len Brown and mother of Randy Christian, both of whom were also among those accused, called a meeting of thirteen of the island's women, representing three generations at her home, Big Fence, to "defend" the island's menfolk. Claiming that underage sex had been accepted as a Polynesian tradition since the settlement of the island in 1790, Olive Christian said of her girlhood, "We all thought sex was like food on the table." Carol Warren’s two daughters also said that they had both been sexually active from the age of 12, with one of them claiming that she started having sex at 13, "and I felt hot shit about it, too." They and other women present at the meeting, who endorsed their view that underage sex was normal on Pitcairn, stated emphatically that all of the alleged rape victims had been willing participants.[12]

Charlene Warren, who withdrew charges against a Pitcairn man, claimed that detectives had offered her money to testify; when pressed, she clarified that the money referred to statutory "compensation for victims of crime."[12] Some women came up with a conspiracy theory that the trial was part of "a British plot to jail the [community's] able-bodied men and 'close' the island." "They've picked on all the viable young men, the ones who are the backbone of this place," said one, Meralda Warren.[12] Not all women on the island were such defenders. Some present at the Big Fence meeting sat "silent and appeared ill at ease," giving reporters the impression that they did not hold the same views.[12]

Many of the islanders boycotted the trial. "It's better for me not to know who's charged with what, so that I can still look them in the face as mates," one islander said. "We still have to work together to keep this place going." While many islanders remain fearful that the outcome of the trial could sound the death-knell of the tiny state, others expressed optimism that it could mark a new beginning for Pitcairn as people previously excluded from the power structure would find themselves needed and appreciated for their skills and contributions in a new way. Many Pitcairners felt unfairly treated; for instance, Mike Warren said the whole trial was a "setup" from the start. Former Pitcairn resident Reeve Cooze expressed the sentiments of many islanders on Radio New Zealand when he declared, "The Pitcairn people have been bullied."[13]
>> No.59678  
I've got a nice tub of aluminum-iron oxide that sits right above my HD. Sitting in it is a cellphone rigged up to a magnesium fuse. When I dial the cellphone (it's always plugged in, so power isn't an issue) the spinning portion vibration device is set to ignite the magnesium, which will light up the entire tub. There's enough aluminum-iron oxide in the tub to melt clean through the hard drive, the desk, and the floor. All I need to do is make a call, and all the incriminating evidence will vanish.
>> No.59685  
Lmao you degenerates are so fucking delusional. Do you seriously think that if you keep saying that we have HSV-1 we really have it?? Are you this delusional?? Just get it in your brain that you are a fucking degenerate slut with herpes and not everyone is a fucking dirty degenerate like you.
>> No.59688  
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Have you guys ever tried printing out エロゲ to read them as if they were books?
I am getting too distracted lately by the visuals and music in them, so I'm planning to make distraction-free book versions of my favorite scenes in エロゲ.
>> No.59705  
I don't recall saying it did have anything to do with it, you fucking inbred nigger, it was a joke. But then again being incapable of recognizing jokes is a symptom of autism, so I apologize for insulting the mentally handicapped.
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>> No.59719  
Deadass looks like she's about to sacrifice the band of the Hawk
>> No.59724  

When did the tin foil hat squad arrive? Did they float in on a contrail?
>> No.59730  
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Anime is saved!
The much maligned 2020 Tokyo Olympics are gonna be fucking canceled!
Even if they do go through with it, tourism to japan will be extremely limited because of the Coronavirus.

And all it took to save your borderline illegal doujins was hundreds of thousands of chinese dying of SARS 2.0.
>> No.59755  
It doesn’t just spin for artificial gravity, it spins to cook the kerbals evenly
>> No.59766  
Good thing you put "me:" before that first line. I would have thought I typed it otherwise. Thanks
>> No.59795  
She looks like a fucking transsexual horse that wandered onto the Tokaido line and got hit full force by a speeding N700.
>> No.59797  
>> No.59841  
Somebody once told me
His works, he'd like to show me
He thought they'd fill me with awe and dread
He was looking kind of dumb
Just two legs out in the sun
And his visage a broken stone head
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Statues are built and they hit the ground crumbling
Didn't make sense not to build real high
Though naught is left but the desert sky
So much I've done for you to see
So what's wrong with looking upon me
We'll never know what the king shewed
We only know what the man hewed
Hey now, King of Kings now, built to last now, heyday
Hey now, all is gone now, fell to naught now, decay
Nothing besides remains
Only level sands stretch away
>> No.59877  
This thread hit the post limit, didn't it?
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>> No.60918  
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