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203171 No.59804  
The Rizon Ringworld still reels from the cataclysmic event known as The Discord, when the wayward celestial object '*.net *.split' eradicated most of the colossal structure's inhabitants. Against all probability #bunbunmaru lives, though its inhabitants have changed somewhat in the past centuries...
>> No.59805  
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Though inherently weak and averse to physical labour, the common Bun is a jovial creature with a reluctance to change that manifests positively in a strong shared heritage of playing vidya and sharing erotic two-dimensional pictograms. The average Bun is a gifted programmer by most species standards, able to utterly destroy websites with the minimum of effort. Curiously, a Bun is never seen without a hat or other form of decorative headpiece, though not a soul amongst them can explain why.

Life on Rizon is stratified, with the Admin Crowslut at the top and the Bun lurkers at the bottom, an elite force of Naxi Mods in between to enforce the tengu's will. Though generally removed from the day to day running of #bunbunmaru, recently the Crowslut has grown bored and decided to investigate the skies beyond the Rizon Ringworld in hopes of restoring it to its former glory. Gathering the best and brightest technicians bun has to offer, the long and arduous journey begins…
>> No.59806  
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Being lazy bastards, it will take some time before the Buns are united in purpose. As the social movement gets underway, the Naxi Mods science team furthers the space program that everyone forgot existed. Mapping the stars begins in earnest.
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The first FTL jump is made to a neighbouring system, but there’s no sign of life, only robots. Long-dead robots, even. Nothing to worry about here. The search for aliens continues.
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The search doesn't take very long at all. There's a planet two systems over that could support Bun life, which has the scientific community back home in an uproar. More Buns are coming around to the idea of taking it easy on a real planet instead of an artificial Ringworld.
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The Naxi Mods hand out free Monster and burgs to celebrate.
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Being so naturally timid, several Buns express concern with security, so the first strike fleet is headed up and sent to patrol the space lanes. Well-fed and secure, happiness on Rizon is at an all-time high.
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Further scans of the new planet reveal the existence of a hot springs, and that's the final push needed for many Buns to migrate. It's a slow journey, but soon the seed ship arrives and Bun's first colony is founded, Flower Dreamland.
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Growing tired of Buns complaining that they're too tired to work, Engineering starts work on personalised mecha for all mining jobs. Applications for said positions increase tenfold overnight.
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Hot on the heels of the grand opening of the Flower Dreamland hot springs resort, a momentous day for Bunkind arrives; an alien civilisation opens communications, proudly flaunting their criminal tendencies and unbridled capitalism. Though they share Bun's love of vidya and authoritarianism, the Tiyal are dangerous. This could be bad...
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There's only one thing for it. Bun's top secret agent will don her best disguise (not because I can't change envoy names) and infiltrate their ranks as a special delegate. One way or another these criminals will achieve Satori.
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Several days later, the Naxi Mods receive a top priority notice from Agent Satori; the Tiyal are trying to take the Neetris system and lock #bunbumaru out completely from expanding galactic west. It's a race against the clock to secure a foothold in the system and prevent losing access to an entire region of space...
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As this subtle territorial dispute rages on, the bioscience team work on a way to convert the rampant swamps on Flower Dreamland into new and exotic forms of hotsprings, and Dr Kyouko becomes expands her mecha program into fully-automated cybernetic humanoids. The Robo-Waifu Project receives unanimous approval, and the Crowslut greenlights the academic privilege living standards to reward Engineering's grand vision.
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Failure...

The Buns were too late mobilising, and the avian mafia drive their construction fleet out of the system. Though relations with the Tiyal remain good thanks to special agent Satori, construction begins on the Higashik-Ata Starbase, beefing up security at the border.
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Back on Flower Dreamland, a failed suicide attempt causes a hapless Bun to open a portal to Gensokyo. The planet's best physicists drag themselves out of the onsen and begin investigating.
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An academic crisis!

After being rejected by the AI core she developed as the heart of the Robo-Waifu Project, Dr Kyouko loses her faith in cybernetics and embraces traditional religious values. Her faction gains traction amongst the more conventional Buns who espouse classic 'hentai only' methods, and soon Bun society is split into four distinct groups. Some are too scared of the Crowslut to deviate from her demands of loyalty, and some agree with Exploratory Science Officer Yamame's xenophobic views of other races, but the majority of Buns remain dedicated to the Robo-Waifu Project. How will this societal schism affect the Rizon Ringworld?
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Some time passes, and the Bun's second encounter with intelligent life happens unexpectedly. The Crowslut happily welcomes this exotic Yldar to the team; surely she most be a sight to behold...
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...well, it's all about INNER beauty. If nothing else, the genius alien's arrival has redoubled support for the Robo-Waifu Project, and Dr Kyouko's spiritualist movement loses some of its following.
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The Yldar displays a mastery of black hole technology, and is immediately put in charge of the Gensokyo Portal Project. Hopefully a breakthrough will come soon.
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Immediate results. It seems that the realm of Gensokyo is too slutty for many Buns to comprehend, their pure minds unable to fathom the mindset of the land's residents. Rather than risk any more buns losing their wizard powers, the Crowslut tasks the Yldar's team to find a way to close it. Work begins after a quick soak in the new former-swamp hot springs.
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Despite her apprehensions, Dr Kyouko's team succumbs to governmental pressure and finishes work on the Robo-Waifu Project. Doll Assembly Plants are immediately opened on both Rizon and Flower Dreambed, and a national day of remembrance is declared to commemorate the occasion.
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Proliferation of Robo-Waifu maids ushers in a new golden age for #bunbunmaru, the Buns spending most of their free time writing new dance routine programs for their cybernetic companions or designing ever-cuter outfits for them to wear. Such uncharacteristic laziness sparks several technological breakthroughs, and the Buns prosper.
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In awe of the Bun's new waifutech, the Tiyal practically beg for maids of their own, signing a non-aggression pact alongside the research agreement, and then proposing that Buns come over to their house and help them set up their dolls because they aren't good with computer. Secret agent Satori assures us that they're trustworthy, so several Buns move to the avian homeworld.
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Some months later, another remarkable discovery is made; a desert of a strange, superconductive Dust that can be used to create even more perfect Dolls. Deeper scans of the planet confirm the presence of swampland compatible with the Bioscience team's hot springs conversion technology, and minutes later the second Bun colony ship begins construction.
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Unsurprisingly, Engineering is swamped with demands for improvements in Doll-tech from all layers of Bun society. Dr Kyouko and her floundering Spiritualist following can do nothing but get to work on further advancements, secretly hoping that one day she can put the heartbreak behind her. Work begins on standardising the myriad new designs and programs created by the enthusiastic Buns.
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Content with the current rate of celestial expansion, the Crowslut shifts #bunbunmaru's focus to prosperity, and contact is made with some incredibly gay (happily excited; keenly alive and exuberant; having or inducing high spirits) aliens. The Crowslut considers their offer of negotiable affection for a moment, then deems it acceptable; Rizon becomes fabulous.
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Freed from her position as Head of Physics after the appointment of the beautiful Yldar, Dr Kisumi embraces her passion for archaeology and sets out into the wild unknown to investigate the mysteries of the universe. One of her assistants comes up with the idea of filming her adventures, and after a few arguments over titling a compromise is reached, and the first episode of Dr Kisumi Investigates (Wild Action Time) is broadcast.
>> No.59833  
>>59832
And yes they got her name wrong but I realised too late.
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Wild Action Time proves a huge hit, and the third episode becomes the second most watched program ever recorded in #bunbunmaru history. The show proves a big hit with the mafia birds and the Gay Aliens as well, and Dr Kisumi is awarded a special commendation for her contributions to galactic prosperity.
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Wild Action Time is too popular! Apparently the braodcasts reached as far as a hitherto unknown empire close to the #bunbunmaru southern borders, another Ruthless Capitalist Criminal Syndicate (come on game seriously) on the Bun's doorstep who demand the next episode! Special agent Satori is recalled from the now firmly-allied avian mafia and assigned to investigate these new alien neighbours. Her initial reports indicate a degree of xenophilia absent from the Tiyal, though confirms their criminal heritage; is #bunbunmaru falling in with the wrong sort of people?
>> No.59842  
I wish Stellaris was more fun. It's much too "hurry up and wait" and it has way too many of the annoying features of CK/EU which just up the tedium for no reward, but at least the music that plays while you wait is excellent
>> No.59843  
>>59842
Federations changed it up enough to fix it for me. Empires feel way less generic now with the different Origins and diplomacy actually means something.
It's still not perfect but getting closer.
>> No.59847  
why would you make me want to buy something when I am clearly broke
>> No.60260  
The save file for this corrupted btw, I was planning on going until the endgame crisis but it seems fate had other ideas.


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