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601653 No.38139   [Reply]
1. Preparation
Make sure you've got good access to your cock. You will most likely want to cut your pubic hair - hair longer than a couple of millimeters will chafe your cock when rubbed against and will greatly decrease effectiveness of touching. It is like having the rough exterior of a hedgehog on your cock - both your cock and your sweet lover will get burnt without much pleasant skin contact involved. An exception can be made for your balls - they're a lot less hairy, very sensitive and often secondary to the act, so you might be able to get good mileage out of them without the

So how does one cut pubic hair? First, keep in mind that your crotch is not your face - you don't need to do it every day, nor is a few millimeters' length of hair going to be much of a problem, nor does the cut have to be all even and clean. The difference between a full shave and a 1-2mm buzz is negligible, and the former will turn into the latter in a matter of days. This means you won't need to face the trouble of taking a razor to your cock - cutting tools meant for head hair can often service, and in a pinch you could also get the job done with household scissors. A hair cutting machine with a 1-2mm setting is also good (usually, you will get this when removing the guard these things often have).

How can you cut a soft micropenis all bunched up? You don't. Get hard before you cut the hair up to spread the hair across much more skin area than when you're shriveled - this also has the added bonus of replicating the real-world conditions your reborn cock will face in the wild. Start with your crotch and the front of your cock - whatever tool you use, this will be easy to do. If you're using a hair cutting machine, you can just cut like you'd cut your (head) hair (except with less force required, of course). Then, the sides and the underside - this is where things get a little hairy. The very underside of your cock is partially composed of soft "ball tissue" that will not enjoy contact with tools, and is hard to access due to the position. It is also not as essential to cut much like your balls, so feel free to skip on it if you're having trouble.
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>> No.40724  
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This could be you
>> No.40726  
Just had my first hands-free orgasm.

Couldn't walk properly for half an hour after.
>> No.40729  
Did you hump a chairleg or something?
>> No.40731  
I used my girlfriend's vibrator.
>> No.40837  
That looks like it feels great.

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747688 No.40237   [Reply]
Post pictures of infrastructure.
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>> No.40551  
Hey don't make me derail it again . . .
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>> No.40646  
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Antennas are infrastructure.
>> No.40672  
I wonder who gets to go up and point those dishes in the right direction.
>> No.40692  
I'm sure the mounts are motorized. It's more impressive that someone washes the windows.

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779881 No.40179   [Reply]

I'm sorry I said all that mean stuff to you. The antisemitic stuff, the anti weeaboo stuff, the downright mean stuff. I was young. I am a half-jew who hated being part jewish at that age, it was stressful. I also hated weeaboos even though I watch anime. I always liked you jones, I am sorry I abused you. Thanks for watching lucky star OVA with me, that was the best. Love ya man.

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>> No.40209  
>Have you read the manga?
Didn't know there was one. Thanks, I'll check it out.
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>> No.40482  
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>> No.40484  
jones pls
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138541 No.40276   [Reply]
post any listening material, current past et al.

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>> No.40400  
I really like their two records from 2013. I hope I'll still be able to thrash like that if I manage to live to 60.
>> No.40414  
It's not a youtube link, but I figure I should share this with you guys:


It's a searchable page with a bunch of albums from the latest Comiket with a download and a sample each.
>> No.40437  
This is a pretty cool and nice. Thank you for sharing. I haven't been keeping up to the date with the doujin scene much these days.
>> No.40438  
They even tag genres fairly well, impressive. Using "j-core" gets the WAG OF MY FINGER though.

I guess to contribute something I'll say I've been listening to Digitally Imported (http://www.di.fm) from time to time these days. The ads are kind of annoying, but it's sometimes nice to put on a channel of a genre I don't regularly listen to, saves me from having to go hunting for artists or mixes and what not. Also just handy when I don't have a particular mix or anything I want to listen to. Been mostly listening to the various dnb channels, the goa/psytrance channel, and the hardstyle channel.
>> No.40458  
Steve Reich - Different Trains (Performed by Quatuor Diotima)
Contemporary classical, minimalism, sampling

I wish they would too because many of them are terrible on a technical level and people who don't know any better treat them as good. But I still think the good ones are fun to listen to. It's not like they're high art or something.

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106912 No.40398   [Reply]
So as to keep the discussion together and not spam the short thoughts thread, I'm splitting this off into its separate thread.

Context: King, creator of Candy Crush Saga, has trademarked 'candy' and 'saga' and has been C&Ding other games which have those words in their titles.

King's response to complaints about them C&Ding 'The Banner Saga':

>"King has not and is not trying to stop Banner Saga from using its name. We do not have any concerns that Banner Saga is trying [to] build on our brand of our content. However, like any prudent company, we need to take all appropriate steps to protect our IP, both now and in the future," the statement reads
>"In this case, that means preserving out ability to enforce our rights in cases where other developers may try to use the Saga mark in a way which infringes our IP and rights and causes player confusion. If we had not opposed Banner Saga's trademark application, it would be much easier for real copy cats to argue that their use of 'Saga' was legitimate. This is an important issue for King because we already have a series of games where 'Saga is key to the brand which our players associate with a King game; Candy Crush Saga, Bubble Witch Saga, Pet Rescue Saga, Farm Heroes Saga and so on. All these titles have already faced substantive trademark and copyright issues with clones."
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>> No.40404  
You wouldn’t be alienated and belittled by your friends and family or abandoned by your significant other for something you couldn’t control. You wouldn’t be denied coverage for any medical attention you may need because the police “couldn’t be sure you were mugged” even if there was more than enough evidence.

You wouldn’t be forced to be surrounded by people making jokes where the crime committed against you is the punchline.

Because no one is “asking” to be mugged.

If you were wearing a shirt that said “Kill me” and someone murdered you, would people say you were asking for it? No. For any other crime, no one is ever considered to have been asking for it.
>> No.40405  
The problem is that rape is treated differently. Even though it’s just as horrific a crime as being mugged or robbed, and often has far worse psychological effects in the long run, it’s treated as a fact of life and it happening is so frequently considered to be the fault of the victim. (Even though this inherently doesn’t make sense, because how can you be asking for something that is by definition a non-consensual act?)

Victims are being blamed for the actions of criminals, and that (at least for a white, heterosexual, cisgender man like yourself) would never happen in regard to any other crime. It’s inexcusable.

Because you know what? Women are not raped because of what they’re wearing, or how much they had to drink, or any other factor. Completely sober women in turtlenecks and cargo pants are raped. Women were raped in petticoats and bloomers. Rape happens because of the rapists, not the victims. Even if no woman ever showed an inch of skin or ever impaired their judgement with recreational drinking, rape would still happen.
>> No.40406  
And yet society is systematically protecting the criminals at the expense of the victims. If that happened with murderers, there would be a world-wide outcry.

The moral of the story is, stop thinking of rape as “just sex” or what have you. It’s a crime and it needs to be treated like any other crime.
>> No.40412  
>And yet society is systematically protecting the criminals at the expense of the victims. If that happened with murderers, there would be a world-wide outcry.
The war thread is over at >>39841.
>> No.40416  
I smiled. Good job pasta-san.

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926329 No.40344   [Reply]

"Processing has promoted software literacy within the visual arts and visual literacy within technology. Initially created to serve as a software sketchbook and to teach computer programming fundamentals within a visual context, Processing evolved into a development tool for professionals. Today, there are tens of thousands of students, artists, designers, researchers, and hobbyists who use Processing for learning, prototyping, and production."

tl;dr Processing allows creation of some nifty stuff with relative ease. Let's have some fun!

Default mode uses Java as the programming language, but there are other modes as well.

Download at http://processing.org/download/
>> No.40346  
This is the source code for what I used to create the OP image. Just copy and paste it into a Processing window, and hit the play button.

//these // lines are comments
//create integer variables x and y, which will later be used to store the x and y coordinates for draw() function.
int x;
int y;

//void functionName() to create a function. Setup is the very basic function for Processing to create a canvas to draw on.
void setup(){
//canvas resolution and renderer; OpenGL is needed for blendMode()
//initial position of x and y coordinates
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You can't fool me, hacker!
>> No.40360  
What was the purpose of this, exactly? Visualizing a random walk?

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228128 No.40273   [Reply]
ay dudes
whats up
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>> No.40293  
        Shitty thread Wasshoi!!
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 +   + \\Shitty thread Wasshoi!/+
        ∬ ∬    ∬ ∬    ∬ ∬  +
   +     人      人      人     +
         (__)    (__)    (__)
  +    (__)   (__)   (__)     +
.   +   ( __ )  ( __ )  ( __ )  +
      ( ´∀`∩ (´∀`∩) ( ´∀`)
 +  (( (つ   ノ (つ  丿 (つ  つ ))  +
       ヽ  ( ノ  ( ヽノ   ) ) )
       (_)し'  し(_)  (_)_)
>> No.40325  
more shift_JIS plox
>> No.40326  
We have a COOL thread for that already! >>8230
>> No.40328  
I guess I ought to update that thread a little
>> No.40336  
more like shit-jis amirite

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102764 No.40213   [Reply]
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>> No.40217  
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>> No.40218  
Ah, phase 2
>> No.40232  
Nice thread.
>> No.40250  
What's your Tumblr, OP?
>> No.40262  

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652711 No.40160   [Reply]
Bunbunmaru gave me crabs.
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>> No.40168  
Disregard that I don't check /general/ frequently.
>> No.40172  
What antivirus are you using? I don't want crabs.
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>> No.40186  
So ever since this site went down I can't view thumbnails and "dllhost.exe" is using 100% cpu. Thanks bun!
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195200 No.17406   [Reply]
Let's talk about this documentary, /bun/. It's 90 minutes long, but it's worth watching.


Here is youtube version, if you don't feel like torrenting it.
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>> No.40054  
This is what happens when people don't kill their own meat. (I have watched my dinner slaughtered before my eyes when I was 4~6, I am an adamant meat eater.)
The documentary itself is fine from a technical perspective - the usuals, music, tone of voice, bleak caption screens to guide a narrative whether it's true or not. Add in some stuff for the sensitive folks, and bam, you have a documentary.
The main flaw of the documentary is that it has only one perspective - the human one. Everything in the film relies on human perception of animals (and eachother if you get down to it), it doesn't really try to get a conversation going between the human side to the ani-OH WAIT YOU FUCKING CANT BECAUSE THEY'RE ANIMALS
Look, if you want to apply some self-dissipating anesthetic to animals before killing them, fine, better meat, whatever. God knows it ain't right that real americans get second rate steak while the rich go to japan to have kobe. Just don't pretend animal suffering (caused by humans or not) is somehow morally offensive. At best it speaks to the character of the people committing the act, and even then gathering food/conducting tests are hardly the most despicable occupations.
>> No.40058  
It is stupid bullshit
>> No.40063  
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Been there, went veg and went back. It certainly feels good the first years, but after some time I just didn't care anymore. I love my leather boots, wallet and other small stuff, meat tastes fucking delicious and honestly, there is so much wrong in the world that I think the suffering of animals plays a minor role by comparison. Also we're designed to eat everything. The movie knows how to invoke emotions, but doesn't lose a word about it.
>> No.40067  
>sheep stomach never empties

What does this mean?
>> No.40088  
Their digestion is really slow and they eat a lot, so they have a "second stomach" to aid the process which pretty much always contains food AFAIK. Some herbivores also have pouches that temporarily store food that they send back to the mouth for re-chewing when they're not eating fresh food, if you're familiar with the expression "chewing your cud" that's what cows do.

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